I’m Actually a Bigshot

"Hum!" Wang Peng hummed and turned his head to ignore it.

"Will that person really come?" As soon as Zhang Ai, whose lower body was in a snake state, appeared, he scared Wang Peng to the point of running away, but Ou Yi stared at Zhang Ai's lower body in awe, until Zhang Ai moved his tail to knock Ou. Yi tossed it to the side, only to feel the surrounding air is fresh.

"It will come." The blond escape master was still wearing a tight vest and hot pants, and his wheat-colored skin showed a honey-colored luster under the light, "I can't say too much, but the success of the show and Mr. Fortune's opinion on you Your evaluation is very important, and you can't relax for a second!"

"Yes!"

"By the way, where did Lin Zexue and Cheng Xiao go?" Zhang Ai remembered that he hadn't seen these two companions for a while.

"Cheng Xiao's job is to play the clown, so he has already started his work. If Lin Zexue is concerned, it seems that he is still studying in the background whether he is an orangutan or a human now." The escape master shrugged as he said.

As the only woman among all the circus teachers, the escape master not only has to prepare three meals a day for all the new apprentices, but also needs to organize the apprentices' clothes well before going on stage.

Life is not easy.

"Come on!" With a signal from the escape master, everyone looked out from behind the curtain.

Black clothes and black pants, short black hair, a purple jacket, pendants made of various crystals, and a heavy embellishment on the left ear... This is the first time the trialists have seen a fortune-teller. Su Qing.

Especially when the testers noticed that Su Qingxing was holding a crystal ball the size of a watermelon in his arms, they had to admire the fortune-teller's dedication.

"I didn't expect that this child is really a fortune teller." In Ou Yi's opinion, Su Qingxing was probably about the same age as his junior in middle school, so he used the name "child".

But as soon as Ou Yi finished speaking, he heard the voice of the escape master: "Some things can't be seen from the outside, like the age of the fortune-teller, but the appearance can't be the criterion."

In the eyes of the testers, Su Qingxing walked step by step to the front row of the auditorium. There was a row of seven seats, which was separated from the auditorium at the back like the judge's seat.

Su Qingxing sat on the far left, placing the crystal ball directly on the table, while the other six seats beside him were all empty.

No audience was disturbed by Su Qingxing's arrival. After all, the fact that those audience members would enter the circus city was only part of the programming. The premiere was postponed yesterday due to rain, which also caused tourists to travel outside for more than a day.

"It's about to start!" The escape master lowered his voice. "Everyone is ready to enter the stage. The teachers of the first premiere will participate in the whole process. There will be no such good things in the future."

"What happens if the performance goes wrong?" Zhang Ai actually didn't understand why Master Escaper was so worried.

"Have you seen the auditorium?" The escape master glanced in that direction, "If the audience is not satisfied with the performance, what you see will not be such a group of well-behaved audience."

Although the escape master didn't say it very clearly, when the testers looked at the auditorium again, they felt that the audience who were dirty and lacked arms and legs began to look even more creepy.

All the testers begin to leave behind the curtain, and what follows will be their first circus debut. For the testers, the turning of fate and life is such a miraculous thing. They were just ordinary staff and students not long ago, but in the blink of an eye, they were going to perform a circus show in the circus city?

"Ladies and gentlemen!" The clown who temporarily acted as a simple announcer appeared in the middle of the circus, "and my respected fortune-teller, welcome to the premiere of teachers and students in Death Circus City, not much to say, everyone together Follow Mr. Clown, welcome..."

Before the clown's words were finished, the sound of a huge motorcycle came from the sound of the scene. Su Qingxing subconsciously looked at the entrance of the stage and guessed that the first one to appear should be the trapeze show.

But what makes Su Qingxing a little curious is that Wang Peng obviously did not learn to ride a motorcycle within a few hours, so how should the next performance be carried out?

As the sound of the motorcycle got closer, Su Qingxing saw the curtain of the circus open, and Wang Peng, who was wearing a black car uniform and a black motorcycle helmet, pushed the car and walked out from behind the curtain.

In terms of clothing, Su Qingxing felt Wang Peng's gradual progress.

But the problem is, what Wang Peng is pushing... is a bicycle! Not a road bike or a mountain bike, it's a lady's bike in pink with a bell and a basket!

After arriving on the stage, Wang Peng, who was pushing a bicycle, staggered, revealing the word "nervous" all over his body. When he tried to get into the lady car for the first time, he even failed because his limbs were too stiff.

After trying twice, Wang Peng finally got into the lady's car staggeringly, lowered his back, stepped on it hard, and "flyed" towards the clown in the center of the field with the completely contradictory sound of the motorcycle!

"Ah ah ah ah!" Today's clown is still in charge of acting. When the bicycle swayed and rushed over, the clown acted as if he was being chased by a great white shark, desperately rushing in the direction of the curtain.

"Ahhhh, Mr. Clown is going to be eaten!" he shouted while running.

So what Su Qingxing saw was like this, the clown with colorful clothes and hair rushed forward in an exaggerated slow motion, while the motorcyclist in the back was staggeringly riding a lady's car and followed behind the clown , the picture does not have the excitement of the global speeding car at all, but looks like the funny opening show of the clown

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The whole place was silent and there was no reaction.

Just when Su Qingxing felt that all the performances today would turn into a burlesque, an all-black motorcycle came speeding from the side, almost instantly surpassing Wang Peng and the clown who were walking in the woods, at a lightning speed. Rush down the prepared landslide in the acrobatic arena.

When the motorcycle took advantage of the slope to fly directly into the air, Su Qingxing heard thunderous applause behind him. After entering the acrobatic arena, the audience, who had no self-awareness, seemed to have improved their IQ, at least they knew that they should applaud at the performance.

This time, it was naturally the Headless Horseman, Wang Peng's mentor, who entered the arena on a motorcycle. When the headless landed safely from mid-air on his motorcycle, he didn't stop at all, and rushed directly into the performance venue of the Global Speed ​​​​- and the huge spherical iron cage!

From the initial warm-up to a little bit of entering the state, the time required for headless is much shorter than that of ordinary circus performances.

When the performance officially started, Su Qingxing could only see the afterimage of the black motorcycle, the neon lights remodeled on the wheels, and the sparks generated when the car body rubbed against the iron cage, like a spherical firework show, visual and auditory at the same time. sparks.

The lights in the circus were also turned off at the right time, leaving only the lights in the area of ​​the Universal Speedway, so that everyone could clearly see the various stunts performed by the headless in the cage, even riding a lady standing in the cage. Wang Peng on the outside also seemed to be attracted by the performance.

After the in-ball performance was over, the headless motorcycle was drawn at a perfect angle again, soared into the sky through the landslide behind, and flew over directly above Wang Peng's head!

When the motorcycle flew to the highest point, Wutou took off his hat and paid tribute like every previous performance. Blood flowed from the empty neck, and burst out everywhere because of the performance and excitement, and even rushed into the audience in an instant!

All the auditoriums behind Su Qingxing suffered, but his body was untouched by blood, and he still quietly watched Headless retreat from the arena and disappear behind the curtain.

"Need a balloon?"

Just as Su Qingxing was enjoying the clown's intermission performance, an emotionless voice suddenly came from Su Qingxing's side.

As soon as he turned his head, Su Qingxing saw Cheng Xiao standing there wearing a huáng-colored giant doll costume, with a bitter face, looking unhappy at all.

Under the jīzi doll costume, the lower limbs of the ostrich are exposed, and it seems that there is no sense of disobedience.

"Thank you, the work is hard." Su Qingxing took the balloon from Cheng Xiao's hand with a smile, "I thought I would see you here wearing a clown costume."

"I'm angry because of that bad clown." Cheng Xiao, who was wearing a jīzi doll costume, shook his body and said with a bitter face, "Last time he wiped off all the heavy makeup on his face in order to scare me."

"And then showed his true colors?" Su Qingxing looked curiously at the clown who was performing a boring comic, "It must be very colorful, right?"

"Yeah." Cheng Xiao also looked at the clown in the arena, "His real face has nothing, no eyes, no nose, no mouth, and no hair at all. He is no different from an egg with its shell removed."