If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

When I woke up the next morning, I was on the unclear eyes of Zhong Yuan. I was shocked and shrank my neck and said, "That... good morning."

Zhong Yuan hooked his mouth and said, "Early."

The atmosphere is a bit strange. To be honest, I am still a little bit uncomfortable with the fact that I and Zhong Yuan have already been stunned, so I lowered my eyes and groaned and found nothing. "Oh, why didn't you go to the morning exercise today?"

"Morning exercise?" Zhong Yuan repeated the word and suddenly laughed in a wretched manner.

I don't know why, but he certainly didn't think about anything good, so I buried my face in the quilt and ignored him.

"Wood, wood." Zhong Yuan gently pulled me.

I looked up, don't ask, "What to do?"

Zhong Yuan lifted his chin and said, "Give me a good morning kiss."

I was helpless and had to squat on his chin.

Zhong Yuan suddenly turned over and pressed me under her body. She raised her finger and rubbed my lips, and my eyes were getting more and more heavy.

I feel that this guy is not normal, so he pushed him. "What are you doing?"

Zhong Yuan raised his mouth and sent a smile that reversed the sentient beings. "Morning, practicing."

I:"……"

Zhong Yuan’s hand ran into my clothes along my waist, walking up and down. I hurriedly grabbed his hand and frowned and said, "No, you hurt me yesterday."

The other hand of Zhongyuan lingered in my ear. He squeezed my earlobe, and it was like comfort and whispered in a temptation. "This time it won't hurt."

I twisted my face and didn't believe his ghost.

Zhong Yuan snorted gently on my body and gasped. "Wood, I actually hurt."

I am angry, this guy also learned to fight a slap, I only heard that women will hurt at first night, never heard that men will hurt at first night, "nonsense, where do you hurt?"

"Here." Zhong Yuan said, pulling my hand toward his lower body.

I slammed my hand back, and I was ashamed and angry. "You, you, you, you... the beast!"

Zhong Yuan smiled and hugged me. "The beasts eat people, and they are righteous." After that, he began to lick my clothes.

I moved my body and found that I was weak and weak, so I sighed: "Zhong Yuan, I am so tired, I have no power."

Zhongyuan untied his pajamas and squatted aside, laughing. "Nothing, you just have to be responsible for enjoying it."

I:"……"

......

I did a "morning practice" with Zhong Yuan for a while (this face!), this guy finally told me to get up and eat. After breakfast, I was so weak that I was tired when I sat down, so I had to lie back on the bed and sleep.

When I wake up, the sky is dark. I blinked and saw Zhong Yuan staring at me with two unclear eyes.

Once again, I was shocked. I patted my chest and resentment: "You are doing hair, how is it like a ghost."

Zhong Yuan smiled softly and did not speak.

I was a little surprised and asked, "You are lying in bed all day?"

Zhong Yuan nodded.

Me: "Always stare at me?"

Zhong Yuan nodded again.

As soon as I thought that I was sleeping right, there was a person staring straight at me... How did the scene feel like a creepy feeling?

I groaned and raised the volume to hide my guilty conscience. "What, I am so thirsty, I am bothering you to pour me a glass of water."

Zhong Yuan was very obedient to the underground bed to pour water.

I looked over the phone and saw a text message from Xiao Er: Three Woods. Did Zhong Xiaosui be drained by you?

When I look at this text message, I won't be in a fight. On the day before the wedding, Xiao Er painted me with a notice of the need to pay attention to the men’s and women’s caves. Although these words were forgotten at the moment of the cave, I remember one thing clearly, she said XXOO can Energetic and energetic, all men are paper tigers, and said that with the charm of your three woods, Zhong Yuan will be squeezed out of exhaustion and effortless...

But now, his mother, I suddenly found out that she said the words of Zhong Yuan, how to see how it is like saying me...

So I dialed the phone of Xiao Er with anger. This is a good choice, and I asked with a smile: "Three woods, how was the battle last night?"

I angered: "The words you said don't work at all. I almost got killed!"

Xiao Erzhen praised, "That said, Xiaojia is still very fierce."

Me: "Nonsense, he is not at all fierce, or he will not hurt me so much."

The little thief smiled and said: "What logic is this? Are you talking about it?"

I grabbed my head and didn't know how to defend it. I had to say, "He is a problem anyway! He also said that it doesn't hurt today. The result is still a little painful. What do you say about this? Does his JJ grow up? What?"

"Haha, hahahaha..." Xiao Er laughed loudly.

I was screamed by her laughter and got some mobile phones, some of which were inexplicable. Smile, laugh, I am serious, okay!

At this time, I saw a person standing at the door of the bedroom. He was holding a glass of water and his face was a little green.

Uh……

I was guilty and cautiously called "Zhong Yuan."

Zhong Yuan came in blankly and put the cup on the table. Then he looked up and gave me a deep look.

I grabbed my mobile phone and was at a loss.

Zhong Yuan walked up to me, took the mobile phone in my hand, and said eight words to the mobile phone: "Do not disturb when you are in bed." Hang up.

I:"……"