If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Once again, Zhong Yuan was in the school cafeteria.

The last textbook this afternoon was Mao Deng. I couldn't sleep, so I just skipped the class and went to the library to read the book, and then came to eat early. So I saw the evil in the canteen...the back.

Zhong Yuan did not find me. He carried a sweet and sour pork ribs and a green bamboo shoots and fried meat. He took a seat and sat down, just not far from me. As soon as I saw him, I remembered my short-lived grandfather, and then I remembered the ugly face of his chicken wings. So when I bought him water, I sneaked into his seat, picked the biggest piece from his sweet and sour pork ribs into his bowl, and then slipped back.

Everything was made quietly by me, I really have the talent of being a thief>___<

So the sale was completed. I took the heavy meal card, but I still felt that some places were quite strange. I asked, "But why are you looking for me to do this?" I bit the "I" bit very heavily. I don’t seem to have any friendship with Zhong Yuan, but there are grievances.

Zhong Yuan replied with a smile: "I just met you."

I:"……"

The logic of this person is too strange, it is really confusing. However, anyway, a month of free brushing, I am too lazy to control the other. Isn't it four sentences? The simplest thing in the world is nonsense.

I am relieved to think of it here.

......

The cafe opposite Simon is pretty, but the things inside are too expensive, I rarely go.

I came to this coffee shop and looked around for a while. There was one person at the second table and it was a girl. She is stirring coffee with boredom and looking at the phone from time to time.

I am eager to walk over and bow down and say to the girl: "Zhong Yuan will not come, he will never come."

The girl looked up at me, first surprised, then a little angry, and there was a slight grievance. She endured forbearance and asked, "Who are you from Zhongyuan?"

I am his enemy.

I only said it in my heart. I think so, anyway, I said good to Zhong Yuan, four sentences for a month of free brush, more than one sentence is considered a loss. So I didn't even look at the girl, and went on to the 10th table and repeated the words.

When I finished the task, I was surprised to find that the four tables were all girls, and there was only one girl...

Is it true that Zhong Yuan is going to date them? It’s too strong, about four at a time?

If this assumption is true, then he is looking for me to reject these people?

Continue to follow this route, that is to say, Zhong Yuan himself dressed as a white face and dressed up, let me play a red face here, run to help him refuse others?

This... Zhongyuan, you are too bad.>__<

Zhong Yuan said with a smile: "I am huge? You should be glad that I am not Lu Zijian."

I am angry: "If Lu Zijian, I am willing to take him back, but you, no!"

Zhong Yuan sat down in my car seat and said with a cheeky face: "Don't wear it out, I know you are very fierce."

By!

I stepped on the bicycle and tried to ride two times. No, Zhongyuan was too heavy. I tried it a few times, or not. So I looked at Zhong Yuan with dismay and said, "I don't know if I can bear the big brother, but can you come down first?"

Zhong Yuan proudly raised his mouth and stood up from the bicycle.

I seized the opportunity, stepped onto the bicycle, and screamed desperately, fast and sure to get rid of this guy!

It’s a pity that I just gotten up. Zhong Yuan sat in the back without losing the opportunity. He smiled arrogantly: "Wooden sister, you have a trick in front of me, have you succeeded?"

As I struggled with my bicycle, I silently shed tears in my heart.

I am afraid that you are still not finished!

After a short distance, Zhong Yuan’s arm suddenly came out from behind me. I was scared and asked, "You... what are you doing?"

Zhong Yuan did not speak, but the body leaned forward and almost stuck on my back. I can feel the heat from his chest. I just wanted to talk, but I found that a mobile phone in front of me was facing me, and the one holding the mobile phone was awkward.

At this point, Zhong Yuan’s voice with a smile came from behind me. He said: "The wood sister, come, laugh one."

I haven't responded yet, but I heard a "card wipe", and Zhong Yuan was successful in stealing.

Zhong Yuan took back his hand, and then I heard him laughing like a pleasant smile behind him. He smiled and said: "The wood sister, your expression is wonderful."

I was furious and angry, but I couldn’t help myself. I had to squat on my bike in his laughter... Heaven, how can I be so bitter...

Zhong Yuan enjoyed my expression for a while, and stretched out my arm to put the phone screen in front of me. When I saw my expression that was more ugly than crying, I broke it.

Zhong Yuan, I want to go with you!

I suddenly flashed this heroic thought in my head, so I closed my eyes, put my hands together, my legs were loose, my bicycle lost control, and I fell down obliquely.

I fell directly into the lawn on the side of the road, but it was not very painful. When I blinked and wanted to see the horror of Zhong Yuan, I saw him standing on the side of the road in good condition, looking down at me with no good intentions.

I can't believe it: "You..."

Zhong Yuan: "Unfortunately, I responded quickly."

I bite my teeth and said with resentment: "Zhong Yuan is deliberate!"

Zhong Yuan squatted down and looked at me with a smile. He said, "Yes."

I clenched my fist in anger and said, "You are retaliating against me!"

Zhong Yuan specially replied: "Yes."

I:"……"

Rely on, can you admit that you are so happy? Freak! metamorphosis! brazen!

I am weak and say: "But you have already retaliated..." It is because of you that the bonus I just got is gone!

Zhong Yuan raised his mouth and smiled and called it a treacherous. He said: "I feel very interesting and I want to retaliate again."

I am lying on the grass, crying and crying.