If I Can Foresee the Future, I Just Want To Kill Monsters

Knock knock.

Soon, there was a knock on the door.

Because Li Pu's location was closest to the door, he took the initiative to get up and open it.

Regardless of whether it is really cheap as FKINGB said, the other party is also a god after all, and should be given proper respect.

Opening the door while opening his eyes, he saw only an orange slime at the door.

The big-eyed staff member should have left after leading the way.

This slime does not have many special features, except that there are short hairs on the top of the head, which are combed into a flat head.

"Please come in."

Li Pu turned sideways and invited the other party in.

The FKINBG and the female angel looked at each other, and both sat in their original positions without speaking.

BONG~BONG~BONG~

The orange slime wasn't too polite either, bouncing and bouncing onto the sofa.

"My lord, please drink water."

Yi Li poured a glass of water in a timely manner, feeling his little heart pounding.

Although he had seen quite a few god slimes at the dinner party before, this was the first time he encountered a god who took the initiative to visit.

With Shenwei as the background of the conference, it is not difficult to guess the purpose of the other party's visit.

For a while, the horse-headed man became active.

(Could it come to me?)

(Because you saw my heroic performance on Qiyuan battlefield?)

(What kind of god is this? Is it suitable for me?)

(If it's not suitable, what can I do later to get a cup of rejection?)

Although he was thinking about it in his heart, Yi Li put on a very tense expression so that no one could see it.

If Li Pu knew about this guy's mental activities at this time, he would definitely ask him to go to the Gardener God to establish a contract.

Fortunately, he planted some B-trees in his heart.

"Thanks, boo."

Tangerine Slime thanked, and leaned closer to the water glass on the table.

Then swallow the full glass in one gulp and spit out the empty glass.

"I'll just see what's right, boo."

But to Yi Li's disappointment, he set his sights on Li Pu.

"I am very optimistic about your performance, boo."

"I want you to be my stand-in, boo."

As soon as these words came out, the FKINB and the female angel immediately showed such expressions, and then their eyes became a little intriguing.

"let me consider it."

Since the other party was so straightforward, Li Pu didn't turn the corner.

"May I ask what kind of god you are, what are the benefits and costs of becoming a god substitute?"

His appeal is very simple, he doesn't need himself to become stronger.

As long as it can solve the problem of blindness, or wake up Uncle Jiu, it will be fine.

As for the elder nephew's intellectual disability that I had considered before, I feel that even God can't save him, so forget it.

"Happy, boo."

That god obviously also liked Li Pu's straightforwardness, looked at Yi Li and said, "Have another drink, boo."

Yi Li: "???"

Does he look that much like the waiter?

"Remember my name, boo."

"The god of the flat head, boo."

"Currently looking for the 2130th stand-in, boo."

Li Pu and Yi Li couldn't help raising their brows at the words of the flat-headed god.

The 2130th substitute, it seems that the one in front of him is a very ancient god.

Perhaps it is so old that it was born with the foreign land, otherwise how could there be so many substitutes.

But after hearing the next series of messages, the two fell silent immediately.

A flat-headed god.

The price will never give way to any living body.

Ability, permanent BUFF and a transformation skill.

[The power of the flat head]: In the wild, it has a super body with no time limit and is immune to all poison attribute damage, cannot be dispelled and cannot be sealed

[LV1 Flat-headed Brother]: Transformed into a half-honey badger form, physical strength and agility +100%, recovery of 1% of maximum health per second

"Could I ask, you...how did your recent substitutes end up?"

After being stuck for a while, Yi Li finally asked.

"The 2127th stand-in, died of encountering a frenzy of monsters, boo."

"The 2128th stand-in, died of encountering a wild BOSS by chance, boo."

"The 2129th substitute, died at the hands of the lion god substitute, boo."

Good guy, this one sounds like it's all about dying because you won't give way.

Yi Li immediately realized that Ganqing was not what they had imagined at all, and that the stand-in for the bullshit god was simply a high-risk occupation.

Not giving way is such a harsh condition.

Yi Li felt that if this god's double met the strongest snail, he would definitely end up dead.

On the contrary, Li Pu didn't think so.

To be honest, the condition of not giving way is nothing to him.

After all, it is easy to walk backwards or upside down, which is an advantage that others cannot have.

He just didn't like what the other party gave, it was too little.

The BUFF with infinite dominance and immunity to poison is really not attractive at all.

Because he was already immune to the poison attribute, and he also had a hegemony, but it was not unlimited.

Transformation skills also overlap a lot with [Super Saiyan Ki] and [Sonic].

Of course, the root cause of not being interested at all has been mentioned before.

He does not seek to become stronger, what he is looking for is a healing god.

"Sorry, I refuse."

So Li Pu didn't have any thoughts about the other party, so he refused very simply.

From a common sense point of view, if a god is rejected so decisively in person, he will definitely feel angry from embarrassment.

As a result, the flat-headed god's reaction was too flat.

"Oh, it's alright, boo."

It turned around indifferently and faced Yi Li.

"I'll just see what's right, boo."

"I am very optimistic about your performance, boo."

"I want you to be my stand-in, boo."

"Remember my name, boo."

"The god of the flat head, boo."

"Currently looking for the 2130th stand-in, boo."

Yi Li: "???"

Horsehead man, feel insulted.

You were rejected by others, and you turned around and came to me?

And didn't even change a word of the lines.

What about when I have spare horseshoes?

The ending was a matter of course, and Yi Li also rejected the other party.

Then the flat-headed god acted as if nothing had happened, and left without saying goodbye.

But there is a noteworthy detail here, that is, it never glanced at the FKINGB and the female angel during the whole process.

"That... it must have already looked for you."

Yi Li thought of a big possibility.

"That's right, even the lines are exactly the same."

"I heard that it will visit every new player in the first place."

"It seems to be really lacking."

The female angel smiled awkwardly.

"Now, you should know why I said that some gods are cheap."

FKINGB spread its hands.

Li Pu shook his head helplessly.

Although this was the first time he had come into contact with a god directly, with the unscrupulous substitute of the big bald Guangnan as a lesson from the past, he could be regarded as having a certain degree of immunity.

The visit of the flat-headed god disrupted the chatting rhythm of the few people just now.

Li Pu was just about to continue, when he heard the voice of the big-eyed man again.

"Dear God, that human youth is in this room."

The flat-headed god just walked away, so why did someone come again?

And it sounded like they were looking for him specifically.

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