If I Can Foresee the Future, I Just Want To Kill Monsters

"Fuck it!"

With the roar of the red skin, the five big men with animal skins all attacked the thick eyebrows.

Regardless of whether there are people in the grass behind you, the five of them are enough to kill any opponent in a first-level regiment.

This is simply the first blood sent to the door, okay?

"Come if you have the ability, boo!"

However, the thick eyebrows did not escape, but a halo of light flashed across his body.

"This thing is more meat than imagined?"

The five of them each fired a basic attack or skill, and found that the slime was still bloody.

It even rushed towards them regardless.

Silly boy, let's get on top.

Knowing that you will die, want to exchange as much damage as possible?

"Hehehe!"

Seeing that he was approaching the other party, Nong Mei knew that he had completed the task.

It's here to sell meat, number one.

BONG~!

In the next second, the big yellow jelly shattered and turned into yellow mud all over the floor.

"One blood... Huh?"

Redskin let out an excited roar, but at the end he discovered a strange situation.

Why did you kill this guy and didn't play gold coins?

I took a quick look at the list panel, why the head count is still 0:0!

And wanted to continue to act, but found that everyone was caught in a temporary bondage state.

Just then, they saw another person walking out of the grass behind them.

"5V4, don't panic!"

Before he had time to think about the weirdness, Redskin gave the order again.

And the one walking in front was Butcher No. 2 holding a water mist magic ball.

I can't bear to let the child not be caught by the wolf.

Sacrifice Liu Gourd Baby to send to grandpa, just ask if you are afraid.

"One more second!"

The Brother Man team no longer left any room for it, and threw all their skills at once.

Damage, control, and [ignite] + [weakness], all that can be used.

It's done!

This time I must get 1 blood!

The five fur men were determined in their hearts.

In the end, they saw the man with antlers suddenly lower his head.

"vomit!"

The clear spring water is sprayed all over the ground.

Then……

What about control?

What about igniting?

What about weakness?

Is this purification?

Seeing this scene, they finally realized.

The two at the top of dare to love are all here to cheat food and drink!

Deceived their skills and methods!

"Hey ha ha ha ha!"

Harsh laughter sounded, and the woman in the back rushed up with a long sword.

"I'm afraid of a fart, I'll talk about it after taking a blood first!"

There were frequent accidents, but they didn't disrupt the Redskins' position.

The man with antlers had only half of his health left, so it was obviously a good opportunity to grab 1 blood.

【First blood】

In the end, he touched it alone, and finally took the life of the man with antlers away.

"OK, the preparations are all in place."

At this moment, they suddenly heard voices.

call out!

A black light from a lead bullet hit the red skin's navel in the front.

"The damage is a bit high."

He was shocked by the loss of a quarter of his blood volume.

Immediately behind the buckshot was a figure jumping out of the grass.

So fast, it's a dash skill!

Eat him first, and then flash.

Do your best to take the damage for your teammates.

The rich game experience allowed the Redskins to make a decision in an instant.

Then, he saw the opponent's fist hit him.

And then, cross flash.

Um?

Fuck, this is [Silence]...

One punch and he's dead.

Boom!

"Hiss...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

After the noise, another big man in animal skin clutched his crotch in horror, fell to the ground and began to roll.

With only skin and blood left, he couldn't figure out why he felt pain in the Qiyuan Canyon?

This painful method is not enough to describe it.

It's just widowhood pain.

"Captain, retreat quickly!"

The angle of view changed to black and white, and the red skin hurriedly reminded everyone.

The situation is very wrong, cheated!

Let the two wastes come up and eat all the skills, and then the rest of them will use the burst damage to catch them by surprise.

At this moment, even without the red skin's reminder, the members of Man Ge's team knew that it was time to evacuate.

Turn around for a while, turn around, flash alternately.

Whoever runs the slowest and is at the back will go in front.

"What are you running for?"

Seeing this, Li Pu was not happy.

2 for 2?

Can we suffer this kind of loss?

So he raised his unconscious right hand with his left hand.

These limping targets are super easy to aim for.

[Flying Crocodile Bite] on the right hand, a steel cable shot out.

"Revenge for our singles and pets."

Fei Claw directly pulled back a half-blood man with animal skin, Li Pu said softly, "Die, cutie."

When the big man heard this, he almost cried.

Brother, you are not at a loss!

Is your pet dead? It didn't drop any money!

In the end, Li Pu's battle plan was a big success. Duan Ming was sacrificed to give 1 blood, and he successfully exchanged for 3 heads.

...

In the studio, Zhu Chi and Lao Dao obviously did not expect such an ending.

Zhu Chi: "The red side has made a lot of money this time around."

Zhu Chi: "Top single head, jungler two heads."

Zhu Chi: "It's a crazy start."

Zhu Chi: "Blue Fang is careless."

During this period, the old man did not speak.

He felt slapped in the face.

Especially Zhu Chi's last sentence is in perfect contrast with his previous sentence "The red side is careless."

But the old man couldn't keep silent like this, because the director standing opposite had already held up a sign, asking him to read a part of the sponsor's advertisement through the teleprompter.

"A high-energy first-blood, with infinite love."

"Presnow brand functional drinks, help you to be energetic every day."

"Take a sip and refresh yourself."

"Drink a bottle and get excited."

"Drink a case and live a happy life."

"Drink a car, full of children and grandchildren!"

What kind of advertisement is this!

After the old Taoist read it by himself, he felt a little inexplicable.

Zhu Chi, on the other hand, took advantage of the oral broadcast and fell into a momentary doubt.

Why is this slime and the female top laner always vaguely familiar?

It was only when there was another light kick from the audience that he suddenly realized that he was going to be flattered.

"It's delicious!"

Zhu Chi hurriedly shouted.

Yes, this virtue is very real.

The old man nodded in satisfaction, and then spoke again.

"Now it seems that the Mange team in the early stage should have a bit of a hard time."

"But I still prefer them."

"Especially the red skin in the middle of the ace, I am afraid that the red side will not be able to stop his suppression when he gets up."

"Zhu Chi, what do you think?"

In the end, he asked Zhu Chi for his opinion.

"I think the red side has great hopes."

"Especially their jungle position, which is very worthy of attention."

Zhu Chi's tone was very firm.

Because he saw the red side's jungler take out his long stick and go around behind the wild monster, he seemed to understand something in an instant.

...

After the first level regiment, the two sides temporarily returned to calm.

Li Pu is still treated like an emperor with the help of everyone.

In the whole team, only Duan Ming was injured.

At this moment, he was standing under the tower in a daze, looking very confused.

Brother, you are cool.

But the first level let me learn [nausea], how the hell should I make up troops?

I can't attack!

Therefore, the development of the battle situation in the next few minutes has not yet been carried out, and it can already be predicted at a glance.

Hit the road, advantage.

Jungle, advantage.

Mid lane, disadvantage.

Down the road, the dog fights against the tower.

...

...

【Hope of Dragon Village】

Grade: B+

[Characteristic - Buming]: Normal attacks are invalidated, and spell damage is increased at the cost of casting spells

[Talent - Faucet]: Can spray water and increase the damage of water skills

[Talent - Micro Tracking]: All spells are automatically tracked, but the mini-map cannot be observed

[Passive - Source of Regeneration]: Every 5 seconds, restore 5% of the lost skills

[Q-Dragon King's Breath]: Eyes spray water, causing water damage along the way

[W-Roar of the Dragon King]: Seven holes spray water and rotate in situ, causing circular water damage

[E-Gag]: Vomit on the spot and remove all negative effects

[R-Kame School Qigong]: Gather up and launch an ultra-long-distance energy shock wave

Participation Declaration: Let us dry up this glass of water.