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Chapter 7:【Urgent】Anti-Matsuri Emergency Measures Conference HQ【Help】

世良祭＠Sera_Matsuri

I’ll be playing with Kuroneko-san next week.　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

If possible, an off-collab.

I’m going to ask for approval now(✿˘艸˘✿)

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黒猫燦＠kuroneko_altm

＠Sera_Matsuri

Ha?

Ha!?

You never told me about this!?!?

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世良祭＠Sera_Matsuri

I just did

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黒猫燦＠kuroneko_altm

＠Sera_Matsuri

Haaaaaa～～～～????????????????????

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「Emergency emergency emergency!」

【草】

【What happened?】

【Probably the collab】

「That’s right, a collab was decided behind my back!!!!」

It’s the day after the collab with Natsunami Yui.

While lying down on my bed and doing my recent daily ego searching, my senpai Sera Matsuri made a startling announcement.

Certainly, she said something along the lines of “let’s collab” yesterday but even so, isn’t it normal to assume it was lip service?

Komyushous are creatures that can’t take words at face value.

If the other person says something like “if there’s an opportunity to do so～,” you’ll anticipate it but deep down, in your heart, you know it’ll never happen. It’s that kind of thing.

But to think there’s someone who would do it for real, that idiot! Moreover, it's without my permission! How meticulous of her to even make an announcement and block my escape path!

I contacted my manager immediately afterwards to check but she told me “that’s the plan so there’s no problem.”

Although it looks like Sera Matsuri came in knocking down the front door, she laid the proper groundwork beforehand.

That’s even worse!

「I planned to have a day off today but I will be holding an emergency countermeasures conference now」

【Well, I’ll take anything if it’ll make you stream】

【Got it leave it to us】

【You’re holding an emergency countermeasures conference despite the possibility that Matsuri-chan will come to watch…?】

「Ah゛!……Should I block her?」

【You idiot!】

【Stop that stop that stop that!】

Sera Matsuri✓

【Peek】

【Ah】

【Ah】

「Sh, she’s here〜〜〜!!!」

Sera Matsuri✓

【Kuroneko-san, look at your Line】

「N, no, you see senpai, I’m currently in the middle of a stream so for private matters like that, I can’t be informed of it or look at it and if possible, I want to ignore it for eternity, yep」

Sera Matsuri✓

【?】

「No, don’t go replying with a question mark!」

While I said that, comments like「Hurry up and look」「Don’t make your senpai wait」「Make sure to report and discuss it」increased.

Do I have no allies even though it’s my own stream?

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19:21

Sera Matsuri　The collab will be in one week.

19:22

Sera Matsuri　Kuroneko-san will decide the location.

19:22

Sera Matsuri　Please plan out what we will be doing that day.

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「Stupid! Dummy! What are you thinking!?」

【What is it what is it】

【What a foul mouth】

There’s no way anyone can call this an invitation to a post-approved collab.

To sum it all up, she left all the decision-making to me.

What kind of person says “I’ve decided the date so the rest is up to you!” when they’re the collab host and my senpai!

While I was fuming, Matsuri-senpai said「Okay, that’s it」and left the chat.

That person probably came to stir up my stream solely for the reason of showing me the Line messages. She’s too free-spirited…….

「A, anyhow, the demon has left so I want to continue the countermeasures conference」

【Finally, the issue at hand】

【Give up and beg Yui-taso in tears】

【But having an off-collab with a senpai a week and a little after debut is crazy】

【It’s just that Matsuri’s footwork is too nimble】

「I wonder if you should call her footwork nimble or just reckless……Anyways, are there any clever ways to turn down the collab?」

【Give up】

【You were finished the moment you got targeted】

【I wonder if it’s rookie crushing???】

Gue–.

I wonder exactly why Matsuri-senpai is interested in me?

In the half year since the first gen debuted, the number of off-collabs within Arutema is by no means high.

Since the second gen came out, the number of off-collabs is bound to increase. But normally, second gen members who have an off-collab in about a month after their debut have a close relationship so I shouldn’t be having a senpai-kouhai off-collab, right?

The only trace of a close second gen relationship is yesterday’s nursing collab!

「We, well, I was entrusted with planning out the collab but what do you guys want to see? I think it’d be good if we played games and battled against each other in separate rooms」

【Do you know what off-collab means〜?】

【Seems like worsening the situation shut down her ability to make basic decisions】

【Go for the safe route and do a chatting stream】

【What about a singing collab?】

【Do some TeeTee】

「My heart’s already filled with TeeTee」

【Ha?】

【Ha?】

【Pressed the dislike button】

【What the heck are you saying out of nowhere?】

【Samm’s1 channel will be clipped】

「Ah, ah I’m sorry I’m sorry」

Let’s put off the collab for now.

What’s more important are the countermeasures.

「I reflected yesterday and based on my reflection, I figured that it’s crucial to decide the conversation topics beforehand. Therefore, I’ll have you viewers create an anti-Matsuri-senpai talk deck for me. Ones that even I can use without making the mood awkward, c’mon, write it down write it down」

【Using others for your own goals】

【Do it yourself】

【Weather deck】

【Dinner deck】

【”I love you” game】

【Forbidden love deck】

【Seize the initiative and go on the offense. Tell her your fetishes from the onset】

「There isn’t a single decent idea!! Y’all never said your communication ability also sucked???」

The chat is mostly filled with joke comments.

It’s too impolite to ask about things like my senpai’s salary or three sizes.

【The one who sucks at communication is you!】

【You lost the moment you asked your viewers】

【In any case, just compliment her】

「Guu……. Nn, complimenting the other person may be nice」

There’s no person who hates compliments. If I get stuck in a conversation, I can just keep praising the other party.,

Just complimenting someone doesn’t take any complex skills. It’s a bit different from a conversation topic but this may be a handy little trick.

「Then, based on some of my reflection yesterday, let’s imagine I’m talking to Natsunami Yui-san and try it out on her」

【Revenge】

【Do your best】

【Okay, so leading up the point where you used the weather deck】

「Okay–. Nnn. Umm, Natsunami-san, that’s a fine chest you have right there」

【OUTTTT!】

【You idiot!!】

【That’s sexual harassment!!!】

「Ha!? But praising the other person’s appearance is a basic of conversation!? Didn’t you know? And I didn’t say boobs so isn’t it not sexual harassment??」

I’d be a little happy if someone said that to me.

There’s no mistake, saying what would make me happy to the other individual is the way to go.

But the comments flew by at an incredible speed.

That’s weird……

「Umm, uhh, you look like you’re popular with boys! Your body’s erotic from top to bottom! Your voice is lewd! Youkya!」

【She’ll get mad at you】

【Conflict?】

【Sponge brain】

「Huhhh〜〜???」

Could it be that people normally wouldn’t be happy with these compliments?

From a male’s viewpoint, those are all things one would like. Even from a female viewpoint, those are all factors of popularity so she should be happy!

Maybe if I talk about her other good points……

「A, are there any more talk techniques? One that’s like a guide for dumbasses……」

【There aren’t any techniques geared for someone who can’t even give compliments】

【Have collabs with all six of your gen mates within one week and battle against them】

【The only thing you can do is practice】

「N, no way」

【To begin with, no matter how many decks or techniques you prepare, it doesn’t matter if you don’t have the basic skills】

【It’s meaningless if you can’t expand on the topic】

【It’s the same as having the strongest magic but not enough magic power, it’s useless】

I, I see.

The comments in the chat are filled with nothing but reason and logic in every direction.

No matter what invincible deck I come up with, if my plays suck, it’ll be pointless.

On the other hand, it means that any of the weakest decks can somehow work out if you play your cards right!

I feel like I finally understand the secret of a komyukyou’s power now.

「Al, alright, so how do I improve my plays?!」

【I told you, experience】

【It’s all about the number of times you’ve done it】

【You have to stand up even if you die】

「If I could, I wouldn’t be going through all this pain!!!!」

You need communication power in order to refine your communication power.

It’s like when you want to kill a monster to collect materials but you need equipment made from that very monster to be efficient.

What I wanna make is that equipment!

「I’m tired so I’m done for today, nya」

【As whimsical as ever】

【Thank you for the stream】

【Well, do it in moderation kay?】

「Yes, thank you nya–. Bye nya–, nya–nya–」

【Bye nya–】

【Nya–nya–】

【Bye nya–】

【Good luck on the collab–】

【Luv her casually throwing around nya–nya–】

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This stream has ended

【Urgent】Anti-Matsuri Emergency Measures Conference HQ【Help】

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I'm finally back from exams!

I worked on this chapter before I started fully focusing on exams so I noticed something was different when I came back to work on it. Apparently the author did some mass editing on all of their chapters while I was gone. That means I'll be going back to the previous chapters and adjusting the translation so it matches the contents of the edited ones. They're mostly minor changes like changes in format, changes in stream titles, a sentence or two cut out, so it should be fairly quick.