I Want To Become a Beautiful Girl, Be Spoiled, and Live Life on Easy Mode!

Chapter 12

Chapter 12: 【Celebrations for Monetization!】Come at me with your superchats and marshmallows【Kuroneko San/Arutema】

【Celebrations for Monetization!】Come at me with your superchats and marshmallows【Kuroneko San/Arutema】

　22,456 Watching：Kuroneko San　Subscribers 36,119

「Konbannya」

：￥50,000

「Nya!? Silent red superchats!? The urban legends were true!?」

And it’s also 50,000!

I can eat a ton of yakiniku with that!

：草

：That was abrupt 草

：Congratulations, Kuroneko-san, I don’t superchat though

：￥500　Congrats on monetization!!! It’s not a lot but take it!

「Thanks! I’m finally monetized! Don’t be shy! Throw more superchats, you punks!」

：Aren’t you glad to be monetized!

：Cuz she can get a bunch of money!

：There’s no one in the universe who hates money!

：Your tension’s higher than usual

：Cause she rested for the entire day yesterday

：Do an off-collab everyday

：￥500　Cost for Konbannya

「Thanks for the superchats nya!」

Ahh, I was able to spend some time with my heart at peace yesterday.

How long has it been since I’ve been able to roll around in my bed all day with neither streams or calls to distract me?

I knew it! Staying shut in the house is the only way to go!

「Therefore I’ll be reading the piled-up marshmallows. Rapid fire time nya」

：Stop it with the nya nya

：Don’t suck up to the superchats

：￥500　Superchat for superchat celebration

「Thanks for the superchat! Then let’s go for the first one」

【Marshmallow】

May I make some thin books?

「Nnn. Kuroneko-san is JK so she don’t understand nya!」

I think you should just do whatever you want!

：A JK with fetishes like an ero doujin?

：Licentious cat (inkya) JK

「Stop calling me that! You’re gonna make that a thing if you keep going!」

：￥10,000　Shut up! Eat this!!!!

「Ah, noted, I’ll shut my mouth」

：A woman who lost to money

：Pearls before swines

：Weak to money, got it!

Aaah, next!

【Marshmallow】

What do you want us to say to praise and spoil you?

「Cute! Excellent! Amazing!」

In any case, I want to be praised a ton.

Sir Oswald Mosley:Official：20￡　What a cute kitty, gj!

：Oswald is also watching

：There you go, rejoice

「Thank you so much. How much is this in yen?」

It’s confusing since there’s also a superchat displaying currency other than yen.

It’s a currency I’m not used to seeing so I can only guess from the color.

Next!

【Marshmallow】

Nyannya nyan nya nya,

Nyannyan nyanya nya nyanya nya?

Nyaaan nya nyan nyanya nya.

「Ha?」

：Harsh “ha?”

：Bruh, you’re a cat!

「Don’t think I’m going to suck up to you with my nya’s all the time」

：￥1,400　Funds for Churu1

：￥2,000　You can even eat some delicious Ch〇ru with this…

「Nyaan. I’m rolling around nyaan」

：Joke superchats right off the bat

：So you love money!

「Ha? Isn’t money important to live!?」

If there’s no money, I can’t even put food on my plate.

If I can get a lot of money from superchats, then I can do anything!

Aah, even though I’m going rapid fire on the marshmallows, there’s no progress since there are too many superchats.

【Marshmallow】

#To Kuroneko-san

Even if you’re a komyushou, even if you’re awkward,

As long as you try your best to push yourself,

The viewers will draw out the good parts about you and praise you. They’ll come to like you.

Vtuber addicts are

Geniuses at finding those good parts (to a perverted degree).

Please believe in yourself, go straight for your goals, and push your way through.

The people who see that will give you their support.2

「T, thank you so much……ah」

E, embarrassing.

My marshmallows are mostly filled with jokes or shitty marshmallows so the ones that occasionally support me genuinely are super effective.

Most of these otakus are probably bullying me lightly like they found a rare toy. But as expected, there are sincere people everywhere.

That, y’know, makes me happy!

：Honestly, I thought you’d graduate before monetization

：I thought she’d be fired

：It was a long journey here

：￥30,000　Don’t you slack off just cause you got monetized. You’re making a big mistake if you think everyone will support you financially

「Ah, thank you very much. Thirty thousand yen……are you a tsundere?」

： \10,000　It’s not like I’m doing it for your sake!

「You’re a tsundere!」

Everyone’s throwing money to say stuff like this, are their livelihoods okay……?

Having them continuously send money worries me.

I’ll just move on to the next one for now.

【Marshmallow】

Sanchan sushi3

「Me too me sushi」

【Marshmallow】

Konbannya.

Did you use Yuimama’s countdown?

「………Next!」

【Marshmallow】

Neko-san konnya

The singing was great so please stream it regularly

「Don’t wanna! I was tired as hell! I won’t sing anymore!」

：￥1,000　Your singing sounded beautiful last time!

：￥20,000　This is late but your singing was awesome! It felt great listening to such an amazingly smooth voice! Take your time to get used to it! Ah, since your throat will hurt and you’ll feel sluggish, get a few days of rest afterwards! Don’t forget water! Pushing yourself is also a big no no!

：￥10,000　Konbannya! I loved your off-collab with Matsuri-senpai……next is the off-collab with Yuimama!!! In commemoration of your superchat ban lift!

「Ah ah, thank you thank you. I’m already sick and tired of both collabs and singing, yup」

：￥5,000　Do your best on collabs (Grin)

：￥10,000　Superchat for you to collab with everyone in second gen

「I won’t do that! Next!」

【Marshmallow】

Now, I have a question right away for you, Kuroneko-san.

I often use some adult novels before my late-night exercise but what kind of contents do you use?

I won’t say exactly what type of content, but for me, it’s got to be imagining Kuroneko-san doing night exercises while blushing and recalling the memories of talking with Yuimama.

Before I watched this stream today, I thought for sure Kuroneko-san is an uke. But after taking into account the genres you talked about in today’s stream and your attitude towards Yuimama, I thought “perhaps Kuroneko-san has a seme side to her?”

The pecking order between the usually timid Kurneko-san and the strong communicator Yuimama does a complete reversal on the bed. Kuroneko-san then takes some adult goods and one-sidedly does this and that to Yuimama…!

Aah, just imagining it gets me all hot and bothered.

By all means, please tell me what’s going on between you two♪

P.S. I’m happy the ban on superchats is lifted!

「’Kay, sexual harassment! As punishment, send a superchat!」

Speaking of which, I listened to Yuimama’s clipped soundtrack. It was wonderful.

It’s cunning to use words that she’s ignorant about. She sounded like a natural bitch. The embodiment of sexiness.

【Marshmallow】

Can I draw your thumbnails?

「I’ll do a stream with it if there is one!」

：￥10,000　Today’s animal-like ears are also cute

：￥10,000　Kuroneko-san Kuroneko-san, fufu, just wanted to say your name

：￥10,000

「Ah ah, so many ten thousands, thank you so much! Are everyone’s finances okay? You need to have money left for living」

【Marshmallow】

Don’t you say “ah” a lot when you talk? You’re a never-ending factory of “ah”

「Ha? I don’t say “ah” though?」

：You say it everytime you get a superchat

：It’s the law of komyushou’s

【Marshmallow】

Do you srsly like girls? I’ll become your fan

「But I didn’t say that??? There’s a ton of marshmallows like this but I didn’t say that though???」

Could you please not arbitrarily make someone lesbian?

It’s true I don’t see men as romantic interests but that doesn’t mean I see women as romantic interests either.

Well, I almost fell for Matsuri-senpai too easily though!!

【Marshmallow】

Just when are you going to be independent from your parents, self-proclaimed youthful curvy JK Kuroneko-san?

「I told you I’m a real JK! I’ve got all the curves you can ever want! And I’m also living independently!」

：￥50,000　Ask Yuimama through call to acknowledge you as daughter♡

：￥3,000　We’ve raised this girl well.

「Thanks for the superchats! I won’t say stuff like that since it’s embarrassing! As expected, I’ve been growing every day since my first stream!」

【Marshmallow】

Dyu, dyufufu

Nice to meet you, Kuroneko-tan～～

I sense compatibility between you and me so I want you to do an off-collab with me by all means～～

Let’s have a very veeery good time together～～

Please send a reply at 〇〇＠△△.jp～～

I’ll be waiting, dyufufu

「Here, get doxxed」

：No good

：There are too many perverted marshmallows

【Marshmallow】

I heard there was a dirty as shit komyushou with a weakass personality called Kuroneko-san here.

I want to throw a ton of cash and abuse you like the good-for-nothing you are, so I’ll wait naked on alert until superchats are allowed^^

「Alright then! Send me a superchat! It better be a red one!」

：￥10,000　Does using money you got from getting flamed for food feel good?

「Ah, you really did it……, thanks, I didn’t do anything this time! I don’t always get flamed either!」

：Eh

：Huh?

：Ha?

Nn????

【Marshmallow】

Why did you lie about being popular in your class?

「I am popular. No matter what anyone says, I’m popular. Look, there’s so many superchats rolling in too」

：￥2,000　Congrats, it’s hard to send red ones as a student so I’ll give you my allowance for next month

「Thanks. Look! I’m popular with students too. He’s definitely my classmate. Ahh, it’s just so hard being popular!」

：Look at reality

：Large chest, honors student, popular—a woman who avoids reality

：I guess it’s somewhat true since it’s virtual?

「AAAAAAH whatever! The next one’s the last!」

【Marshmallow】

《Daily Life with San》

San is cute.

She usually goes at her own pace. When I try to touch her, she hates it. But when I’m reading, she keeps fawning on me, as if she’s saying「Spoil me more!」.

But when I become aware of it, she quickly slips away, hides, and observes by staring at me. I still don’t understand the sense of distance between us.

When my friends come to my house to hang out, she has two different reactions to it.

She either disappears like an illusion or she intimidates them.

Basically, San is timid so she runs away whenever there’s a visitor. Occasionally, she accidentally loses her chance to escape when she takes an afternoon nap. Looking at that defenseless sleeping face, I couldn’t find a single trace of her former status as a stray.

And when she wakes up, she stiffens up like a stone statue as she sees an unfamiliar human. If you try to shorten the distance even a little, she’ll raise an out-of-this-world screech and escape. Even now, she’s scared of humans. Maybe it’s from her trauma of being thrown away……

In the end, she wouldn’t let any human other than me hold her, so I moved out of my no pets allowed apartment. No regrets there.

A cowardly girl, afraid of humans……but she’s opened up her heart, even just a tiny bit, to me. I want to live up to those feelings.

It’s just that honestly, maybe because she’s brimming with curiosity, I wish she would stop using my smartphone as a toy……but looking at how much she’s enjoying it, I can’t seriously scold her.

「Oh, I should buy you a collar」

A proof of our bond for ages to come.

In order to never make you lonely again.

「Let’s continue to get along, San」

「Nya」

The cowardly you, afraid of humans.

As your master, I’ll protect you, one way or another.

San――I’m sure your future will be a bright one..

PS.　No ill ill intentions here but can you please tell me your favorite colors＾＾

「Why is there a sequel to the SS!? Favorite colors are black purple red」

：草

：That’s nice

：Do more

：￥1,000　I cried…

「Don’t cry!」

Haa, I’m tired.

There are still a bunch of marshmallows left to go but since the stream’s gone on long enough, I’ll end it now.

「Alright nya, the monetization happened thanks to everyone. I’ll keep scraping along the edges of the Vtuber world so please continue to support me, nya」

：You’ve worked hard

：Don’t get demonetized

：Commemoration on lift on superchat ban ¥1000000 (Just your average oil baron passing by)

「The upper limit for superchat is fifty thousand yen!」

：Even an oil baron is watching the stream

：Everyone is watching

「Okay then, bye nya, nyaa nyaa」

：Bye nya

：Otsunya

：Nyaa nyaa

：￥9,628　Gr〇duate every second without being too hard on yourself♡

：￥3,000　Live, that’s what makes you beautiful