I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

After posting the video, Lu Ye rushed to the professional class in the afternoon.

And the game area at Station B began to tremble again because of that man.

"Grandpa, the UP master you follow has been updated!"

"What kind of dirty routine is this issue?"

"Fear!"

The material of the video is very simple, Mr. Lu's traditional art skills, one out of six.

On the rocky field covered with boulders, there stood a naive lucky egg, opposite to a Reib with bristling hair.

The opponent was a white-haired old man wearing a floral shirt, with a broad heart and fat body, and a big grin.

"Reib, discharge!"

The lightning flashed wildly, and the dazzling electric sparks turned into a violent electric field spreading around.

Ji Lidan was still standing cheerfully and stupidly. After being hit by the electric discharge, he shivered and patted his belly to show his friendliness.

The old man froze in place for a moment.

"This Reib is scraping?"

"Happy Grandpa!"

Although the speed of the lucky egg is worrying, its special defense and blood volume are frighteningly high.

"Lucky egg, shrink!"

Ji Lidan's two short arms closed, and his body shone with white light, shrinking circle after circle at a speed visible to the naked eye.

And Leib was accumulating energy, and amidst the screams, a dazzling electric current poured from it into the clouds.

It is the ultimate move of the electric system, thunder!

The thunder cloud rolled, and the thick thunder pillar crashed down, but it directly smashed into the air!

"It's too big to stick to your face?"

"I'll go, how come the lucky egg has shrunk so small!"

After shrinking three times in a row, the auspicious egg has completely disappeared from the field of vision, easily avoiding the thunder pillar.

On the other hand, Leib seemed to be strangled by a pair of invisible hands, and was directly thrown into the sky by a strange force!

"Hold it high!?"

"It's the lucky egg cast on the earth!"

Lu Ye explained lightly: "Zooming down can avoid most of the skills, and with the frankness and battery life of Lucky Egg, it's not a problem to wear six at once."

"???"

"Is this speaking human language?"

Lu Ye continued: "Unless the opponent makes an earthquake to teach you how to be a man, the small team can restrain most of the tactics!"

"This is too dirty!"

"The UP master beat the elderly?"

"It is recommended to seal forever!"

Since lucky eggs are relatively rare in reality, Lu Ye also recommended the next substitute of lucky eggs, stinky mud, in the video.

In addition to being easy to subdue, stinky mud has low cultivation cost, excellent resistance, and good output ability.

It can be said that apart from smelly and ugly, stinky mud is almost an advantage!

Of course, Lu Ye will not subdue the smelly mud.

The people who control the face are so realistic.

"Understood, now go to the sewer to catch the stinky mud!"

"Thank you, Mr. Lu, the initial elf will choose stinky mud!"

"My rocket team, the organization sent out a stinky mud. May I ask Mr. Lu how to cultivate it?"

In just half an hour, the number of views on the video has exceeded 20,000.

Youtube and N stations also reposted Lu Ye's video in real time, and the influence continued to ferment.

Even Aju, the king of poison in the Chengdu area, reposted this video.

Caption: "In place."

Ah Ju is an expert in the poison system who is good at shrinking tactics.

In the special chapter, both sides of Aju's shoulder armor are filled with shrunken stinky mud, which is both offensive and defensive.

But... Maybe this is also the reason why Ah Ju wears a mask all the year round.

Being able to get the affirmation of the Four Heavenly Kings instantly established Teacher Lu's authority.

The popularity of the video continued to rise, and fans began to discuss Teacher Lu's real identity.

The owner of the grass department? Poison Master?

No matter what kind of guess it is, it is nothing more than the same conclusion in the end.

Teacher Lu is by no means an ordinary game anchor.

Can use these two high-level tactics in reality with ease.

Teacher Lu must also be a master trainer!

"The highest ranking is seventh in the world... Teacher Lu is not really a master, is he?"

"Be bold, maybe one of the Four Heavenly Kings?"

"Mr. Lu, the dirty tricks are awesome!"

Among the many fans of Mr. Lu.

Ryohei from the Kanto area is a random fish of the Rockets.

The so-called miscellaneous fish refers to the existence of doing all the dirty work, without five social insurances and one housing fund, and being pulled out to cover the bag if something happens.

But Liangping's parents died when he was young, and he was taken in by the Rockets.

It is enough to have a straw mat and a full meal.

The Rockets' competition is brutal.

Under the law of the jungle, if you don't eat others, you can only be eaten by others.

But Ryohei is a kind person.

He will blush when he meets other people's eyes, speak softly, and will not get angry when he is ridiculed or insulted.

Only at night, the moonlight shines down.

He would sneak into the barn and talk to the bruised elf.

Once he secretly released Hei Lujia who had been abused. In addition to being bitten on his arm, he was also broken by four ribs by the poisonous snake instructor.

Later, the serpent instructor told him.

The black Luga killed an innocent citizen and was shot dead by Junsha on the spot.

Ryohei was a little dazed.

It's a dark day for the Rockets, with hints of light.

I don't want to be underestimated, the only way is to climb up.

The taciturn Ryohei was once regarded as dumb and lacked the fun of insulting, so others gradually ignored him.

It took Ryohei two years to rise from miscellaneous fish to preparation;

It took Ryohei another two years to rise from reserve to soldier.

When receiving the elves distributed by the organization, the high-quality elves were selected by others.

It wasn't until the last Poké Ball was left that Serpent Instructor caught a glimpse of Ryohei.

"Try to live."

In the last Poké Ball, there is a stinky slime that is full of mud and emits a foul smell.

Holding the Poke Ball tightly with no expression on his face, Ryohei consciously avoided the crowd.

Back in the basement, Ryohei cried loudly.

Mui stared blankly at Ryohei, trying to wipe Ryohei's tears with his hands.

And because he was too dirty, he scratched his head in embarrassment.

Slime is definitely not an elf for beginners.

But being able to have the first family member is enough to satisfy Ryohei.

Ryohei's only pastime is to connect to the Rockets' intranet and watch the live broadcast after finishing chores.

He likes the red battle video of the "fighter" and the green cultivation guide of the "cultivator".

What he likes the most is this black-faced but constant routine teacher Lu.

On this day, Ryohei, who was exhausted all over his body, used a 3G network connection to download a three-hour video.

"Ms. Lu teaches you to fight 04: Shrink the team".

Seeing the silly lucky egg picking six, Ryohei immediately laughed out loud.

"Look, stinky mud, Teacher Lu's tactics are still so dirty!"

Smelly leaned over, carefully not to dirty Ryohei, and shared happiness with Ryohei.

In the dimly lit basement, there was only a faint fluorescent light on the screen, and two rapt faces.

In the second half of the video, Ryohei's breathing gradually becomes short of breath.

"Here is a low-level replacement for Lucky Egg."

Teacher Lu explained lightly: "The stinky mud is easier to subdue, and the cultivation cost is also low."

"Whether it's a drug guard or a small team, it can be perfectly applied..."

Ryohei swallowed, only to feel that his hands began to tremble a little.

A brand new door slowly opened in front of Ryohei.

Replaying teacher Lu's video back and forth, a hot current flooded Ryohei's whole body.

Liangping stood up slowly, only feeling that his voice was a little hoarse and trembling:

"Come on, smelly mud... let's go to training!"  

PS: There are no villains in this book.

Team Rocket symbolizes the dark side, but it also has the warmth of a trainer and an elf.

The reality is already tough.

It is precisely because of the existence of elves that the world of elves will not make people so lonely.

This is a pseudo-invincible and joyful PM article.

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