I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

"I really don't want to be a natural disaster (!

Since Yi Lin left the matter to Li Kai to deal with, as long as Li Kai did not make any mistakes in principle, Yi Lin would not interfere too much.

This kind of scene, maybe Li Kai is more experienced than Yi Lin.

To manage a huge guild, and it is also the world's largest apocalypse guild, without certain management methods, it is difficult to arrange everything in an orderly manner.

To Li Kai, Yi Lin is a noble man. But on the contrary, is Li Kai not Yi Lin's nobleman?

This relationship is mutual.

"Dad, Dad, Cher wants to see the fireworks~ Huahua~ OK~"

Xueer ate and drank enough, licking her wet red lips, acting spoiled.

Yi Lin hasn't gotten used to the identity of this "dad" yet.

Xue Er's "Dad" always makes Yi Lin feel that something is wrong.

But after listening, I didn't feel annoying inexplicably.

Yi Lin feels a little headache.

How can this suddenly extra daughter explain to the others in the guild?

If the explanation is not good, the explanation is not clear, the explanation is not clear enough... the consequences are serious!

And Yi Lin found that Cher's appetite was particularly big.

It's ridiculously big.

Yi Lin worked hard in the town of Gugu to produce food with positive attributes. In these short hours, almost all of it was eaten and wiped by Xueer.

Although he didn't feel distressed because of this little "soul cooking", Xue'er's appetite made Yi Lin feel frightened.

The reason why Xiaoxi sent Xueer to her and made him like to be a father was because Xueer's appetite was too ridiculous, Xier couldn't grasp it, right?

I can't hold it anymore!

Yi Lin's eyes twitched slightly, looking at the piles of bones and food residue left on the picnic tablecloth, he sighed in his heart, but said, "Fireworks, it depends on the chance."

"Chance?"

Xue'er tilted her head, expressing puzzlement.

Yi Lin faintly said: "Fireworks depends on the number of people who want to see them, and whether they are in a hurry. If many people want to see, Dad will set off fireworks for Xue'er."

"Can't Xueer want to see it?"

The good girl was unhappy, pouting, shaking Yi Lin's arm.

Yi Lin's shoulders made a crisp sound of creaking bones.

hiss.

This kind of acting like a baby is really unbearable to most people.

Yi Lin calmly added a layer of invisible mind power armor to his shoulders, crushing a perfect crystal by the way, and patted himself with an "armor technique" just in case. Then he comforted: "Uh, the fireworks are a little bit fierce, but my father promised that he would show it to Xueer if he has a chance."

"Well, say yes, Dad is the best!"

Cher is satisfied here.

Yi Lin is working hard to take on the role of "new dad".

The three mother spirits, Nie Hongxiu, Bai Xiaoyi, and Gaya Koummi, looked at the little princess who was holding Yi Rin's arm and acting like a baby, and the light of maternal love was faintly revealed in their eyes.

So cute!

"Master, it seems that these thirty interview sites are surrounded by people?"

After having a fight with Xue'er for a while, Bai Xiaoyi put his toes on his toes, pouted and floated on the edge of the Great Engineer's tower, asking questions.

"Heh," Yi Lin had Cher on his arm, he walked to Bai Xiaoyi's side, and continued to be a job fair commentator: "When the two-color lottery ball falls, unless you are lucky, you can just get caught by the red ball. Except for those who hit, most of the red **** in the first wave were gathered in the hands of the mental and agile sides. No matter how fast the power side is, the agility is still a bit worse than the agile side. Not to mention that on the mental side, there are many weird abilities suitable for dealing with the current situation."

"Then the power side wants to grab the red ball, there is only one way left...hard grab."

"No matter how the first group grabs the agile side or the mental side of the red ball, how to go around, how to walk, how to hide, if they want to pass the lottery link, they can't avoid that step."

"That is, the red ball of the corresponding number must be sent to the designated'interview point'. Therefore, the power side only needs to stand on the way to transport the red ball and wait for it. The original is completely omitted. The competition process."

Yi Lin explained clearly.

Bai Xiaoyi can naturally understand.

She suddenly realized like a lavatory suddenly opened, and nodded: "Oh, that's how it is! Humans, so insidious!"

"..."

...

at the same time.

Interview point No. 28.

This interview site happens to be next to the east gate.

Not long ago, Li Changge was selling sacks near the east gate.

Coincidentally, Li Changge is the interview judge at the 28th interview site.

The interview site is a temporary steel tent.

Around the tent, more than 20 divine strategy troops from the Apocalypse Guild were waiting outside the cordon at the interview site.

They are responsible for maintaining order at the scene.

Among them, there are many high-level seniors.

It's enough to deal with general situations.

Not to mention, these tactical armies are wearing tactical body armor and carrying modern equipment. They are real guns and live ammunition. They are generally cute and new. They may not be able to withstand the back and forth impact and blast of modern thermal weapons.

The interview judges at every point are almost all senior members from the Xueshan resident.

Their strength is enough to stand alone.

If someone really dares to make trouble here, it's okay to run into Li Changge and his like. If anyone haplessly dared to make trouble near the interview site where the ruthless people like Oda Mai and Su Xiaosu are responsible, they can only stand in silence for the troublemaker.

"stop!"

On the side of the ten forces, standing aggressively near the twenty-eighth interview point.

A woman in ragged clothes with a lot of white flowers and tender flesh torn out of her body, fell flexibly from a tall building, but was stopped by a group of hunks.

The woman's expression changed slightly.

"Haha, hand over the red ball."

Although the woman's posture is very attractive.

The apostle who has gone through the trial of life and death will not be confused by the beauty in front of him. After a few more glances, his heart is like still water, and he squeezes his huge fist.

"This red ball, you can't hold it, hand it over."

The woman tightened her lips and glanced at the ten hunks.

She knew that forcing a breakthrough, she might not be able to rush past.

This group of machos seemed to form a steel fence, blocking the end point outside the body.

"call--"

The woman took a long breath, showing helplessness.

She moved swiftly and her hands were super fast, swaying five red **** in front of ten hunks.

Immediately afterwards.

In the presence of ten hunks, she took out the small sacks bought from Li Changge's profiteer not long ago, and her wrist shook, and there was an afterimage.

"I only took one. I really can't hold the remaining four." The woman smiled slightly, and saw that her skin suddenly turned green when she said this, and the vines came out of her clothes. I stretched out from the breach: "My poisonous vines have poison attached to them. The rules of the job fair only say that you can't kill people in person, but you take a few steps after being poisoned, and then you are poisoned to death. It should have nothing to do with me. ."

Women's words made the faces of ten hunk men change at the same time.

If Irin were here, maybe I would remember that young women with holes in this dress were Chen Xiaoxiao who had a fate in Kanzaki City.

Chen Xiaoxiao smiled slightly and threw the four sacks with "red balls" into the sky.

"I can't hold the red ball, I'll give it to you!"

After Chen Xiaoxiao dropped the sacks, twisted all over his body, rushed towards the "interview site" not far away.

"Little trick, you want to lie to me by this?"

A power side laughed, expressing disbelief, and blasted Chen Xiaoxiao with a tentative punch.

"You are here."

Chen Xiaoxiao laughed, and the poisonous vines covered his whole body, like an armor, making it impossible for a macho.

While stunned by the power side, Chen Xiaoxiao easily entered the cordon. Next to the interview point, a red light sensed that Chen Xiaoxiao was carrying a red ball on his body, and when it lighted up, the Shence Army put Chen Xiaoxiao in. After passing through, Chen Xiaoxiao threw a venomous wink at Li Changge who had been on the sidelines: "Thank you for your sack, big star."

"Ha ha."

Li Changge smiled lightly.

Behind Chen Xiaoxiao, several people competing for the strength of the sacks, in a moment, the victory or defeat was already divided.

Another person exclaimed: "Fuck, there are white **** in this sack! It's fake!"

"good."

Li Changge watched the performance of the first Chen Xiaoxiao who passed the lottery session and silently added a point.

Similar competitions are staged in every corner around the Great Engineer Tower.

Some people have gradually discovered the magical effect of sacks.

It turns out that sacks are used like this!

Because in the red ball and white ball, there are sophisticated electronic components.

Before releasing these balls, Li Kai tested that the electronic components in these **** just exceeded the limit of the storage space and could not be put in them. This can also minimize the possibility of someone cheating in this way.

at the same time.

A man in casual clothes swaggered towards the sixth interview site.

The judge at this point is Oda Mai.

Here, there are also many people who stand by and fight for the red ball.

Countless attacks drowned the man.

But after the man was beaten on the stomach, the corners of his mouth bleed and his face was smiling, and he rushed forward vigorously, seemingly unaffected at all.

"NS!"

Everyone was furious, but... can't stop it!

The **** man with a relaxed expression, accompanied by the red light, stepped into the cordon.

One of the agile rookies who had no chance to grab the red ball was unwilling and wanted to forcibly cross the cordon and make the last fight.

"As long as you can join this guild..."

What everyone didn't expect was that he forcibly crossed the cordon, and the rest of the spear-bearing army did not stop them, just let out a roar of laughter.

There was even a newcomer of God's Strategy Army who gloated with misfortune and made a "please" gesture.

Next second.

A dazzling knife light flashed across the tent.

In fact, Oda Mai deliberately explained an important thing at this interview site.

If someone rushes through the border forcibly,

Let him rush, just rush, rush hard, no need to stop.

Oda Mai didn't seem to see the **** broken arm on the ground, with no expression on her face, stepping out of the tent.

"The part that crosses the line, since it is not needed, cut it off."

...

Interview point No. 13.

The judge in charge of the interview is Ning You.

"I really want to go to Chu'er to help."

Ning Youxing is lacking.

But he still awakened his spirit.

After all, today is an important day.

No one dared to mess up.

Before the start of the job fair, Kai Li specifically mobilized everyone and reminded them cohesively: "Maybe, someone will come to make trouble."

hiss,

It just happens that the president is not there!

Now, Ning You naturally worked harder.

In this guild, no one wants to be looked down upon.

They stayed in this guild as senior members.

Dan Ning's heart was bright.

His friendship with Yi Lin hasn't reached the point where life and death will follow each other.

If he wants to stay in this guild comfortably, stay long, stay at ease, and successfully stay and fly with Xiao Chuer, who is silky butt, he must show his value.

In the Snow Mountain Station, it is another matter to post DP to run a small bar. He is forced to grab this position, and he can do the same if he changes to other people.

Therefore, Ning You has done his best to live a beautiful life tightly entwined by spider silk in the future.

It was on the right side of Ning who waited for the newcomers to come through the lottery link, while yelling at the same time.

Oh my grass.

Someone really came to the door.

The red light turns on.

A small man in a cloak crossed the cordon.

When the red light comes on, it means that the opponent is carrying a red ball.

Because there are simple sensing elements in the red ball, which only take effect within one meter of the red light.

"Come on, register."

Ning You stepped forward and took out a form.

"Honey... honey pear."

Under the cloak, a beautiful female voice came out, seemingly somewhat shy.

Ning You was taken aback.

This sound is okay.

Change to the previous entertainment shows that just listen to the sound and the lights will be lit up, and the lights will be turned on as soon as you speak every minute. You don't need to sing a few words.

It's a pity, the times have changed.

Ning You secretly regretted, filling in the information on the form.

Honey pear?

The name is weird.

It sounds so sweet.

But the job fair does not stipulate that the real name must be used, which does not matter.

"Come on, in this column, fill in the abilities you are good at."

The woman in the cloak gently pursed her lips. She squeezed the form, seemingly hesitant, but did not speak.

Taking advantage of the fact that there are not many people passing by and Ning You is free, he shook the staff sign on his chest and explained with a smile: "Don't worry, what you fill in here is not for you to fill in the skills or ability attributes you are good at. You only need to write'what are you good at'. Even when it comes to the interview, it is the same. Our union does not force you to tell the secret of your abilities, you only need to'show' your own value."

a few minutes ago.

Million had a quarrel with the twelve knights.

"Wang, be confused! Don't! Our appearance, too far from the Orientals, will definitely be recognized!"

Then, a weird man with fangs just passed by.

Another comment was made: "Wang! Our hair color is too far from the Easterners!"

It just so happened that another apostle with curly green hair and chewing gum was passing by.

At this time, the twelve knights finally had no objections.

Time goes back to now.

Mi Lien remained silent for a moment, and then crookedly filled in the word "swordsmanship" on the application form.

"Swordsmanship, um, mediocre specialty."

Ning You took a look, but didn't care.

In the circle of apostles, a sign hit ten people, and maybe half of them are swordsman. This is not too rare.

"Standing here, please cooperate, take off your hat, take a picture, and leave a bottom."

"..." Million hesitated again and stopped.

So troublesome.

Ning You muttered in his heart. But he knew that there was a lack of trust among the apostles, and the other party's behavior seemed normal to him.

"You have to keep a positive photo, or you will be in trouble when you get to the interview session and be replaced by someone else."

In the distance.

Quietly following the twelve knights here, their palms are already covered with cold sweat.

This is the site of the world's first guild apocalypse.

One is not good, but it will trigger a cross-server war!

Now, they are completely unprepared for war!

They cross-server this time, not for invasion!

They have no such thoughts either.

But say that others don't believe it!

Once the king's identity is revealed, the core personnel of their Knight Alliance will attract countless masters in the Tower of Death to chase and kill!

Um?

The atmosphere suddenly became serious.

Million's breath was short, and her right hand was slowly raised.

"call--"

Million took off her cloak.

"Duang~"

Along with a bunch of golden dull hairs stubbornly popping out, in front of Ning You, there was a blond woman with exotic features in her facial features. A golden shawl and long hair, reflecting the shining light in the sun, can't help but produce a visceral impulse-to ask what brand of shampoo she uses.

The facial features are as exquisite as a special doll, no matter who comes, they can't fault it. But among the delicate facial features, there is a trembling heroic energy hidden. Ning You looked at it for the first time, and what he noticed for the first time was not the delicate facial features and perfect face of the blonde woman, but the look in her eyes.

The clear blue eyes, like the color of the unpolluted sea a hundred years ago, and like the blue sky.

"Uh..." After a moment, Ning right gestured "Mi Li" and stood in front of the camera.

"Stand there, yes, yes, smile, come, laugh—"

Million's mouth twitched.

For the time being, I laughed.

Click!

The light flashed, Ning's small hand shook, and the photo arrived.

"OK, please go to the interview candidate area and wait for the notice~www.novelmt.com~ Ning You put his chest up and finished his first job.

...

"Over, over, over????"

The twelve knights, looking at their king, mixed in easily, couldn't help staying in the corner, staring at each other and stunned.

Is the guarding consciousness of the world's No. 1 guild so, so, so... unique?

They racked their brains and finally came up with the adjective "unique".

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