I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

The current senior members of the Apocalypse Guild include:

Oda Dance, Pan Zhengyi, Wang Tiandi, Li Changge, Ning You, Xiao Chuer, Li Erpang, Su Xiaosu, Xu Jingjing.

Except for Lao Pan, they were all fully charged.

That's why they are senior members.

Rub your sister!

Want to be beautiful!

Yi Lin shook his head. If it weren't for the idea that this woman is very familiar with Tetuga Island and has a wide network of people, maybe there is something useful, Yi Lin would have left early.

"I want to take leave!"

"Hiccup~" Ruth hiccuped a drink: "Who sisters add some hot water?"

Yi Lin clenched her powder fist, resisted the urge to send a... "disaster-ridden" to this hateful woman, and then silently went out to boil the water.

ten minutes later.

Yi Lin came in carrying a bucket of hot water, and poured it into Ruth's bath tub skillfully.

Ruth's expression was bitter: "Are you sure you won't help your sister rub her back?"

Yi Lin: "..."

"Ah, sister, I am older and have a bad memory. What did you just say please?"

"I want to take leave."

"Please what?"

"I want to take leave."

"Please what?"

"..., I will help you rub your back."

"Hey~ how many days do you want to invite? Also, don't forget, you signed the contract and pressed your fingerprints. If you dare to run, you will be wanted? Hmm...that's where...Hope harder... ~Acridine~"

Yi Lin used a towel to help Ruth rub her back in silence, listening to Ruth yelling strangely there, but Yi Lin didn't feel any waves in her heart.

There should be no problem with your own orientation?

While speculating on the impact of role-playing on him, Yi Lin replied casually: "Please two days, do something."

"In the past two days, because...well, there will be more pirates on the island, don't let those dirty guys give you...ah~"

Suddenly, Ruth's tone became high-profile.

"Isn't it just rubbing your back? Madame, you are not right..."

"Haha, you don't understand. Okay, two days will be two days, and the salary will be deducted. But well, if you take a bath with your sister, maybe your sister will be in a good mood and can give you the salary? Huh?"

Ruth turned around abruptly and got up from the barrel, splashing water.

There was no one behind.

"Fuc...kkk! Where's the person?"

water:"……"

...

After leaving the boudoir of the proprietress.

Yi Lin washed her hands, remembering the weird boss lady, and couldn't help sighing: "Why do women embarrass women?"

As for the so-called contract, Yi Lin has no psychological burden when he presses his fingerprints.

Anyway, it was "Elizabeth Rin" who signed the contract. What does it have to do with him?

Well, there is nothing to do with half a dime.

Although there are usually no people hanging around in the dark at night, for the sake of safety, Yi Lin turned on "Follow the Shadow", dived into the darkness, and quietly came to the port.

The harbor is full of ships of various sizes.

Some boats have been weather-beaten, some have been artillery, some are in tatters, and some are shaking slightly in the waves...

Um? In more boats, there is a faint, crisp, tender cry like a bird in the cabin.

——Originally from ships with sound effects.

In short, the characteristics of various ship models are different. The only thing that is the same is that the black skull flags are hung on the masts of the ships docked in the port, waving in the wind.

Yi Lin was on the side, looking at the densely packed skull banners in front of him, and couldn't help but hesitate.

"There are so many ships, which one should I choose?"

In the darkness, Yi Lin squinted his eyes and observed carefully.

Yi Lin can't tell whether a ship is good or not, but it looks aggressive enough, and there are not many traces of shells on the ship, which can still be seen.

After all, some pirate ships have potholes and uneven wooden planks. You don't need to guess that this kind of ship can't run fast enough, so it was bombarded one after another.

"what?"

Yi Lin suddenly found the target.

It was a medium-sized three-masted sailing ship with a one-eyed pirate flag hung on it, and a faint light projected from the ship, which flickered like fireflies in the dark night.

The bow of the ship looks like a fleshy, lifelike beauty, and the name of the ship is engraved on the ship near the bow.

-"QUEEN".

"Queen".

Yi Lin shook his finger: "Bingo, it's you."

...

...

On the Queen.

Several stinking pirates were lying on the deck all the way.

If it is normal, their lazy behavior will definitely be whipped to death by the captain and first officer with a small whip.

But tonight is a bit different. Most of the pirates on the ship took advantage of this rare opportunity to sneak upright on the island of Tetuga, known as the "pirate paradise", seeking their own happiness.

Of course, it is more to find one or several beautiful women who are in love at first sight, talk about a one-night love, vigorous, and lingering, and then leave a few silver coins freely and freely in a pirate manner, waving, Say goodbye without taking away a cloud.

A true pirate, only the sea and freedom in his heart really yearn for.

Of course, women, treasures, and rum are also very important.

A pirate was holding several empty rum bottles, leaning against the side of the barrel, talking nonsense.

"Ah, my Mary, Emma, ​​Angelina, Ann Jolie baby...hiccup~"

On the other corner of the deck.

The pirates lay in a circle and fell asleep.

Only in the captain's room on the deck, the light is faintly revealed, and it seems that some weird overlapping patterns are also reflected on the windows.

Sometimes it is folded into the word "大", sometimes into the word "工", and sometimes into the word "H", which is very strange.

No one noticed that in the dark, a slightly short figure in a neat black tuxedo stepped onto the deck silently and walked on it quietly.

"Excuse me, is your captain here?"

"..."

"Excuse me, is your captain here?"

"..."

"Excuse me, is your captain here?"

"Hiccup~ Stop it! I'm busy dating Mary!"

The drunken pirate didn't even open his eyelids, but just responded vaguely.

"Huh? Very good, it's you."

Yi Lin looked around, and finally found a pirate who was not completely drunk and could barely communicate.

So he condensed the motivation to slap, and slapped a certain pirate's face.

For the greasy and dirty skin, if he did it himself, Yi Lin was afraid of getting his hands dirty.

Happiness.

"Mmm..."

Happiness.

"???"

finally.

Before being frustrated, a certain pirate opened his eyes ignorantly, and he didn't know if he had drunk too much. He felt a burning pain on his face, and a strange figure appeared in front of him.

He shook the bottle of wine that he hadn't had time to loosen in his hand, and it was empty inside.

"Hey! I drank a bit too much today! This wine is delicious!"

suddenly.

A cold knife was lightly pressed against his neck.

The strange figure in front of him said in an indefinable tone of voice, "Now, robbery, I want to rob this ship."

hiss--

In an instant, the male pirate wine woke up eight minutes in an instant. He looked down at the knife on his neck and smiled coldly: "Only if you dare to **** our Queen? Do you know how many on this ship—"

Gu Lulu.

Gu Lulu.

Gu Lulu.

The pirate who had sobered up for a while, he had a long history of battles and rich experience, and in his mind, he drew up a perfect anti-kill plan in an instant.

He can start with a few ruthless words, the opponent will definitely be distracted for an instant, and then he will use the experience of many battles to make a sudden move of the sea monster to wave its tail, then another move of the angry turtle, and then pull it out. The knife in the belt can complete this earth-shattering counter-kill.

And just now.

Gu Lulu——

One ball after another, unexpectedly rolled out of the darkness.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

"..."

The pirate did not continue counting, because from the fifth one, he had already figured out what the **** were.

That was... the heads of the brothers who drank rum with him not long ago!

"Talk, negotiate!"

The pirate instantly recognized the situation, his desire to kill vanished, and he smiled and raised his hands high.

five minutes later.

Charlie, who is currently the only survivor on the Queen's deck, after a few minutes of friendly communication with Yi Lin, he unreservedly reported the birth date, height, weight, measurements, hobbies, etc. of their respected Captain. Shake out all of them, dare not conceal the slightest.

Since there is a "curse" in this world, it should not be as simple as it seems on the surface.

After Irin asked about the relevant information about the captain of the Queen in detail, he ignored Charlie for the time being and walked towards the captain's room silently.

The silhouette revealed in the captain's room was still changing various difficult shapes, Yi Lin pushed the door directly without saying a word.

"Fuc...kkk?"

A figure resembling Su Xiaosu, with a terrifying killing intent revealing all over his body, and he knew at first glance that he was not a good person.

"Oh? I even dared to sneak in when I saw my Andre banner... Hehe, the rat is so courageous now..."

A man who claims to be a superb Andre ~www.novelmt.com~ When Yi Lin pushed the door and entered, he noticed the existence of Yi Lin, and did not hesitate to stop the movement between his legs, and quickly pulled away from him. A hideous ghost head sword came out.

"Heh... the attributes are not weak."

Before entering, Yi Lin had already sensed the layout of the room securely. Although he didn't intentionally turn it on, it was indeed not a weak person who could be distracted to perceive the coming of the crisis in such a fierce situation.

"Damn pirate! I'm going to hang your thin body on the bow to feed the seagulls!"

Andre suddenly roared, one hand skillfully rolled up the sheet to cover his bare buttocks, and the other hand brandished a big knife with a ghost head and slammed at Yi Lin.

"From now on, let the world feel pain."

After Yi Lin skillfully uttered a line that made Andre's face bewildered, Blood Jasmine turned into countless sharp bloodshots backhanded, and strangled it towards Andre's head.

[Get Chaos Value +88! 】

At the moment of Andre's death, a lucky number popped up in front of Yi Lin.

In the meantime, Yi Lin launched the "Bloodthirsty Disaster" to absorb Andrei's life into "Blood Will" and store it.

When he saw the value of Andrei's "life" on the apostle panel, his expression behind the mask couldn't help but freeze slightly.

【The first layer of blood】(+1.9)

Based on the [Bloodthirsty Disaster] currently only absorbing 20% ​​of its strength, agility, and total mental value, Captain Andre’s measurements during his lifetime were as high as 9.5.

It was only a bit lower than before Xiao Yang died.

"Are ordinary captains in this world already able to touch the floor of the apostle..."

Yi Lin lowered his head in thought.

"..."

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