I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

"I really don't want to be a natural disaster (

Let the time go back ten seconds ago.

Li Erpang was hit harder than ever.

His fat-burning skills have reached the end of a powerful crossbow.

Without fat's power bonus, his power attribute has not broken through the first power lock, and there is no way to cause too much damage to Illidan.

Gouzi assisted in the attack, and classmate Erfaan watched that the BOSS's health was about to fall below 30%, and victory was in sight.

But what a BOSS turned out unexpectedly.

After a change, he became taller, stronger, and faster.

This is nothing. The most outrageous thing is that after the BOSS transforms, the 30% health bar has begun to recover.

High attack, high defense, high sensitivity, can fly into the sky, with a burning halo, and can recover blood, who designed such a shameless BOSS!

In addition to being unable to conceive and have children on the spot, what else can't this boss?

Li Erpang cried out in his heart.

He almost had the urge to give up, and he simply placed his posture in large fonts so that the boss could do whatever he wanted and let you, me and him.

"If you don't do anything, I will be cold!"

"I swear that I will never team up with you again in this life! If you team up again, you will be a dog! It's a dog! No, I won't team up in my next life!"

Li Erpang roared and summoned the only little strength left to see if he could emptied the last health bar of the BOSS.

In these ten seconds, Li Erpang's heart struggle was extremely complicated, like a vigorous and tragic poem.

But suddenly.

Li Erpang just took a sip, and when he was about to kill him, a white light flew towards him suddenly.

His first reaction at the time was... a hidden weapon!

This BOSS doesn't talk about martial ethics!

Are they all perverted into this egg-like shape, and have they lost their hidden weapons?

Do you want BOSS's face anymore?

But in an instant, Li Erpang squinted his eyes in mid-air for a moment.

It does not seem to be a hidden weapon.

He was familiar with this light.

After the prop card is crushed, I want to refuse and welcome the light when it is about to be activated.

"Ah this?"

The light splits into two.

They were submerged into Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi's body respectively.

Wang Tiandi was alone with a dog, already panting heavily, and was almost dying.

This time, the dog dared to slap his chest and roared loudly.

The BOSS is too grass-tolerant.

When the prop card light that emerged from nowhere, when it merged into the body of a fat dog and a dog, Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi suddenly showed strange prompts.

[You are about to merge with "Wang Tiandi". 】

——【You are about to merge with "Li Er Fat". 】

[Please prepare mentally. 】

Damn it?

Fusion?

Why didn't I know this happened?

Wait a minute!

Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi, one fat and one dog, showed stunned and shocked expressions when they saw the "warm tips" of the tower.

Wait a minute!

wait a minute.

Ah?

what!

"what--"

"Wang--"

dark place.

Yi Lin sighed, feeling a little regretful in his heart.

Another hole card prop was also used up like this.

But at the moment, it is necessary to give full play to the combat effectiveness of the teammates. For the sake of safety, this is already the option with the least loss.

Let's merge! Fat dog!

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[Integration must be successful card]

【Grade】Rare

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Under the influence of the mysterious power of [Mixed Must-Success Card], Li Erpang and Dogzi had serious expressions and flew to one side, separated by a few meters, standing on the same level.

Gouzi and Wang Tiandi shouted at the same time:

"Fusion—Combination—"

"Wang--Woo--"

When uttering the word "fusion" neatly and uniformly, a kind of profound and incomprehensible enlightenment emerged in the minds of one person and one dog. A mysterious and terrifying fusion technology, with the power of "props", directly poured into the minds of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi.

At this moment, they seem to be possessed by Gou Kong and the proud Saiyan prince; at this moment, their fusion technology seems to have been tempered and experienced; at this moment, no one is fatter than Li Er and Wang Tiandi. Dogs know more about fusion!

No one knows integration better than them!

At the same time, their movements reached an amazing synchronization.

Gouzi and Wang Tiandi put their legs in exaggerated "outer eight" positions.

The hands of one person and one dog, raised high, stroked a half arc from the outside to the inside, and quickly approached with small broken steps.

Even the fat man’s severely wounded arm fell down, under the influence of the mysterious power, it seemed to play well. Kakaka heard the crisp sound of fracture, and forcibly lifted it up to complete this historic fusion movement. .

"Fusion!"

Li Erpang's height is short among humans, and Wang Tiandi's height is tall and strong among dogs. At the end of the fusion movement, the breathing, heartbeat, and all frequencies of the two were merged into one, and the fingertips of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi lightly tapped together between one person and one dog.

It was too late, but in fact all of this happened in the blink of an eye. When one person and one dog were fused, Illidan unexpectedly stopped the offensive at hand, slightly opened his mouth, and turned his blindfolded head to their direction. He froze in place without any movement, as if by Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi. This bold and unrestrained behavior was suffocated.

The light flashed, and the figures of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi disappeared in the dazzling light.

A man with a height of 1.8 meters and a perfect body, slowly walked from the end of the light to the air.

The dazzling white brilliance, not yet completely dissipated, a voice full of magnetism, five points like fat, five points like a dog, sneered and slowly said to the stunned Illidan:

"Are you asking who am I?"

Illidan was taken aback.

I, I, I didn't ask!

"I am neither Fat Li,"

"I'm not Wang Tiandi either, Wang Wu,"

"I am the one who wants to defeat you!"

"If you insist on giving me a name,"

"I am the strongest fusion fighter...Fat Emperor!"

Fat Tiandi smiled, the light faded, he slowly opened his eyes, and those eyes with vertical pupils were full of an emotion called self-confidence. Above the neck of the perfect golden figure, there is a dog's head with a pointed mouth.

Behind the kobold Fat Tiandi's ass, a long snow-white dog's tail slowly swings.

On the surface of Fat Tiandi, there is still a thin layer of white hair. But this layer of hair didn't look ugly, on the contrary, it added a bit of wild flavor to the Fat Heaven Emperor.

Too, too, too, too grassy!

Although this kobold looks handsome. But Yi Lin, who was hiding in the dark, was almost choked by his own saliva when the strongest fusion fighter appeared on the stage.

This style of painting is really...too indescribable.

"The fusion is so thorough? Listening to the tone of the'Fat Emperor', it seems that you are not ashamed of the posture after fusion, but there is a scent of waves in your tone. Is it that even the personality is completely integrated? If you claim to be the Fat Emperor... …Should be a brand new personality."

Yi Lin originally felt a pity for the loss of a rare item, but after seeing "The Strongest Fusion Warrior Fat Heaven Emperor" appeared on the stage, he didn't feel that pity anymore. On the contrary, I was a little grateful that I didn't use this item on my body.

If I couldn't think of merging with the dog...

Emperor Rin?

Yi Tiangu?

"Humph!"

Illidan instantly focused all of his attention on Fat Heaven Emperor's body, his face stern, as if he was facing an enemy.

After a cold snort, Illidan transformed into a demon form, pushing his palms flat, and a pitch-black ball of light with a tail of fireworks blasted towards the Fat Heaven Emperor.

"That's it?"

The Fat Heaven Emperor laughed, took a step forward, and slapped Illidan's chaotic attack in the form of a demon with one palm.

The power of the demon he was proud of was slapped off by the kobold in front of him, and the corner of Illidan's mouth twitched.

"No! It's impossible!"

"Hahaha!" The Fat Heaven Emperor arrogantly embraced his hands and raised his head and laughed: "You don't know anything about power!"

Yi Lin couldn't stand it anymore.

This fused personality completely engraved the word "wave" on the dog's head, as long as it is not blind, it can be seen.

Yi Lin no longer hesitated, and took out another card from the storage space.

——【Plain Banana Peel】.

This was the heirloom that accompanied Yi Lin through countless crises. Yi Lin hesitated for a moment, but still crushed the card and threw the banana peel at Illidan's feet.

Illidan wanted to fly high in the sky, and a wave of high-altitude bombing would kill this hateful and arrogant kobold.

It also saw that the kobold who appeared suddenly was powerful, but obviously had a shortcoming that... he couldn't fly.

Since you can't fly, there is nothing to be afraid of.

But when Illidan was about to fly, he just happened to see a crumpled banana peel lying on the ground beside his feet.

"Um?"

Illidan stepped on it subconsciously.

...

"Give me that ring!"

After Illidan fell directly on all fours and couldn't fly at all, Yi Lin, who had been hiding for a long time but had been secretly controlling the battle, finally emerged from the shadow state. The moment he came out, the shadow-breaking blow was still brewing, and he said loudly to the Fat Heaven Emperor.

Although Fatty Emperor is a brand-new personality that is a fusion of one person and one dog, the memory is still there. Fatty Emperor snorted disdainfully, but still obediently threw the [Concentric Fraudster Ring] on his finger towards Yi Lin.

In his expression, he seemed to be full of disdain for foreign objects such as "equipment".

He, Fatty Emperor, is the strongest fusion warrior and doesn't need this kind of equipment at all!

Yi Lin put on the ring decisively.

At the moment when two [Rings of Concentric Fraudsters] are equipped on the body at the same time, the probability of "true damage" on the equipment is directly piled up to 100%.

There is no longer a probability at all!

As long as the probability piles up to 100%, all the probabilities are floating clouds!

All attacks made by Yi Lin at this moment will have a "real damage" effect!

"Emperor Fatty, hold on to the waves, and do your best!"

Breaking the shadow!

The strange attack instantly tore off Illidan's wings, exposing the forest green skeleton. Although Fat Tiandi was disdainful on his face, that arrogant person seemed to have Li Erpang's original wretched genes. I saw that the Fat Heaven Emperor maintained a disdainful sneer, but greeted Illidan's vitals with his fists and feet.

"You, you, you--"

"Do not--"

"Do not!!!"

Yi Lin didn't show any mercy when he started, and there was a dizzying afterimage that danced with his daggers in both hands. Every knife left a deep bone scar on Illidan's body, and green blood sprayed both of them. The burst output in just a moment caused Illidan's life value in a demon state to plummet.

Illidan stood up angrily...

Yi Lin was expressionless and threw another banana peel at Illidan's feet--

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

After tens of seconds.

Illidan's health was completely emptied. In the end, the BOSS didn't even have a chance to say the complete line, so Yi Lin and a proud kobold emptied the blood bar alive and walked very peacefully.

[Get the "Degree of Six Evils"! 】

...

"Run out."

With the effect of the last time [Plain Banana Peel] was smashed out, the card completely disappeared in Yi Lin's storage space.

When Yi Lin obtained this item card, he had 10 full reps. In crisis after crisis, he has turned the tide for Irin, and he has killed a lot of old yin beeps in a fair manner, which can be described as a record. In the future, if you want to get such a useful turn-over props again, I don't know that it is a matter of the year of the monkey.

But regretful return, the item card is just for use. Although Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi merged into a powerful fusion warrior "Fat Tiandi", the character of the wave of flowers is a little more uncertain. In order to kill Illidan safely and safely, Yi Lin can only choose In this way.

"One more!"

After Fatty Emperor "easily" hammered Illidan to death, Illidan's corpse hadn't turned into ashes and disappeared. He was already holding his arms on the spot, standing proudly among the ruins of civilization, pretending to be forced. Upon seeing this, Yi Lin quickly reminded the Fat Heaven Emperor that there was a six evil generals on the other side.

Ning You and Xiao Chuer joined forces to drag the Burning Legion miscellaneous soldiers into the air by straddling the two worlds of the clouds.

Ning You used his remaining psionic energy to continuously create mini concrete walls to disrupt the Burning Legion's formation. Although Xiao Chuer was seriously injured, the apostle's life was extremely tough. As long as his health had not returned to zero, he would have the power to fight. I saw Xiao Chuer swaying in the air flexibly with the silk spit out from behind her ass. Although the damage was not high, she actually completed the harassment task.

Yi Lin glanced at it from a distance, and then roughly understood the current situation, and secretly gave a thumbs up to the two hard-working teammates.

Sure enough, in the trial, if there is no good reason between the apostles, there is actually no need to kill each other. After all, in most trials, the law of the number of people is still followed.

Unless, the immediate interests are so big that they have to kill each other.

The longer the apostle lives, the less likely it is to make enemies in trials.

Just use Yi Lin himself as an example.

After Yi Lin’s "rebirth", those who were able to walk out of the inner world with Yi Lin became friends. Even if the relationship isn't too good, you can still drag it out for a picnic when something happens.

Those who weren't friends all died in the "inside the world".

make enemies?

impossible.

When the Fat Heaven Emperor swayed the furry dog's tail, strode forward, and walked like a martyr, to another battlefield, Nightmare and the Shadow of the Cthulhu were fighting fiercely.

The armor plates on the two mechas were unloaded in a mess.

Dire looked extremely miserable. The two wheels behind his shoulders were completely removed. I don't know where they were dropped. The head was also knocked off, leaving only half of the head.

But even if it was disassembled like this, Night Dire still stubbornly rides on the opponent, shouting "Who let you hurt that girl" while screaming like Saburo desperately, punching the Cthulhu Shadow on the armor plate. hammer.

Yi Lin secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the blood bar on the top of the evil god's head.

After summoning Night Dire to play, coupled with the successive and alternate use of [Shadow Killing], his current psionic value is only a half.

If [Shadow of Cthulhu] is still alive and well, maybe it really can only rely on the Fusion Warrior Fat Heaven Emperor to wipe out the remaining HP of the BOSS.

Yi Lin knew in his heart that the fusion warrior Fat Heaven Emperor had an extraordinary aura and a full force, but the fusion effect was at most "1+12", not so outrageous as "1+1100". After all, the [Melting Must Be Successful Card] is just a rare item.

There is an upper limit for the power of rare-level items.

In addition, the upper limit of Emperor Wang Tian and Li Erpang is there, and Yi Lin knows the upper limit of Emperor Fatty's strength.

"Let go of that boss!...Let me come! Wang Wu!"

The Fat Heaven Emperor saw that [Shadow of the Heretic God] had been taken apart seven or eight, and the blood bar had almost dropped. He was impatient and forced to stop pretending, so he raised his palms and killed it.

I'm afraid it's too late, the BOSS can't kill it!

When he got excited, a melodious wolf howl came from the handsome dog's head of the Fat Heaven Emperor, which attracted the attention of Ning You, who was a hundred meters away, and Xiao Chu'er, who was dangling spider silk in the air.

"Where did the kobold come from!"

Ning You looked pale, his whole body trembled, and the Jumen shrank. He thought that from somewhere, a new BOSS appeared.

Xiao Chu'er subconsciously had the same idea as Ning You.

But looking at it, there is something wrong.

Why does that dog's head look more and more familiar as you look at it?

"Fuck?"

Xiao Chu'er looked more carefully, her **** spinning became stiff, and the spinning suddenly stopped, almost falling from mid-air.

With the joining of the Fusion Warrior Kobold Fat Heaven Emperor, the Shadow of the Cthulhu made an unwilling sound of "Didi" getting on the car. A series of live ammunition cannons and laser cannons exploded like money, tearing a number of holes in the armor plate of Night Dire. The laser cannon directly blasted through Fat Tiandi's chest.

But Fat Tiandi was like a male dog in heat, as if he couldn't feel any pain, gritted his teeth, and outputted wildly.

In the end, there was only one BOSS. After Yi Lin fully measured the risks and benefits, he emerged from the shadows, a "shadow breaking strike" combined with "killing skills", specifically to greet the various weaknesses of the Cthulhu Shadow.

The Cthulhu Shadow is plain, it is just a mecha, and its body structure is similar to that of Night Dire. In the Academy of Engineering, when Yi Lin was constructing various techniques on Dire's body, he disassembled Dire to play with it. The two big wrenches that Shengsheng had been pinched by Yi Lin with "Blood Jasmine" were unloaded, very miserable.

There is no card face that BOSS should have.

Blood Jasmine, ha ha.

Yi Lin was sighing in his heart while dancing the scarlet wrench. No wonder "Blood Jasmine" is displayed as the name of "question mark" in the game world. It's not that the game world can't read the attributes of Blood Jasmine, but... he himself forgot the real name of "Blood Jasmine".

With the blood jasmine in this posture, this kneaded and freely shaped shape, Yi Lin always felt that something was wrong after he completely recovered his memory.

"..."

Night Dire is worthy of being a competent car, two iron fists clung to the ejector on the legs of the Cthulhu Shadow, preventing it from flying. And under the crazy output of Yi Lin and the Fusion Warrior Fat Heaven Emperor, the Cthulhu Shadow's engine oil gushed, the armor fell wildly, and the health value dropped wildly.

In the ruins of civilization with part of the rules of the game world, any monster, as long as the health bar is displayed, Yi Lin can find a way to kill it.

When the blood volume was close to 30%, the Fat Heaven Emperor and Yi Lin had long experience, and they both became vigilant in their hearts. Beware of [Shadow of Cthulhu], like [Six Evil Generals·Betrayer·Ilidan], a two-stage transformation has been completed.

But beyond the expectations of Yi Lin and Fatty Emperor, after a few minutes of crazy output, as Fatty Emperor punched the chest of the Cthulhu Shadow, the mecha, which had been dismantled almost to the torso, let out a mechanical scream. , Trembled a few times, then stopped moving.

Health...empty!

BOOM!

Thick black smoke came out of the chest of the Cthulhu Shadow.

died!

[Get the "Degree of Six Evils"! 】

Following the scrapping of [Six Evil Generals·Shadow of Cthulhu], the last key item was picked up by Yi Lin.

"Huh, it's vulnerable."

Fatty Emperor first sat on the ground, but quickly bounced up, maintaining a perfect posture with his arms around him and a straight back, standing proudly under the dark sky.

it's finally over!

With the death of the last BOSS, the Burning Legion in the sky fled one after another. They all flew away in embarrassment in the direction they came. Some monsters completely turned into streamers in mid-air and dissipated invisible, and some gradually flew away until only a dark spot remained.

"This kobold is..."

Ning You clutched his sunken chest, pale, and approached cautiously.

"Friendly army, friendly army."

Yi Lin waved his hand, too lazy to explain.

Xiao Chuer fell from midair, her hand covering her lower abdomen. Her tight-fitting clothing that highlights her figure has many tiny holes, revealing white and red tender flesh. This is also the reason why Xiao Chu'er doesn't like using the skill [Thorn Rose]... it's too much clothes.

Fortunately, none of the key parts were exposed, and it was still harmonious, so Xiao Chuer walked openly without any twisting.

Xiao Chuer looked at the Kobold Fat Emperor, and stopped talking.

"Could he be... fat man and dog...?"

Xiao Chu'er said as she spoke, she couldn't take care of her hands covering her lower abdomen. Her fingers were intertwined, sometimes XO, sometimes XX, sometimes OO, with a weird expression.

She really didn't know what words and gestures to use to describe the absurd guess in her heart.

Seeing that his teammates were very curious about the origins of the kobolds, Yi Lin reluctantly explained: "He is a fusion of my pet dog and Li Erpang. I used a rare-level item."

"It turns out to be the effect of props!"

Xiao Chuer suddenly realized.

"Fusion???"

Ning You couldn't laugh or cry.

Fat Tiandi didn't have the consciousness of sculpting a ghost animal, and smiled coldly: "I am neither Li Erpang nor Wang Tiandi Wang Wu, I am the strongest fusion warrior, Fat Tiandi!"

Ning right: "..."

Xiao Chuer: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

This fat emperor is really a fusion of arrogant dog and wretched fat!

Deservingly the strongest!

The friends all ignored the Fat Heaven Emperor who was holding up the air.

After Yi Lin explained, Fat Tiandi's style became natural again.

Suddenly.

Just now.

After the last six evil generals have officially disappeared from the world.

A gloomy sight fell behind several people.

Including Yi Lin, all of them shivered and shivered uncontrollably in an instant.

That kind of feeling ~www.novelmt.com~ is like someone suddenly behind the back with soft hair, gently scratching the back of the ears, neck, back, soft flesh... It sounds a bit charming, but it is actually in this way In the atmosphere, this sudden sense of scratching will only give people a sense of horror, and will not make people think about it.

"Oh woo~"

Fat Tiandi suddenly let out a groan.

"..."

Yi Lin's pupils shrank sharply and looked back.

I saw that floating in the distance, that piece of shadow that was as large as the shadow that covered the sky and the earth, in the middle, a horizontal crack opened slowly, and a scarlet ominous gleam poured out from the crack.

It's... Cthulhu!

After several people successively killed the six evil generals, the evil **** who served as the battle background board seemed to have come alive and finally changed.

"That's a huge eyeball."

Except for the arrogant and domineering fusion warrior Fat Tiandi, the three Yi Lin felt cold in their hands and feet when they saw the shadow slowly opening the terrifying single eyes.

Tyranny, chaos, evil, killing, destruction...

Before that single eye was fully opened, all kinds of strong negative emotions surfaced in the hearts of Yi Lin and the three of them. In a flash, the whites of the three people's eyes were covered with bloodshot eyes, and endless bloodthirsty desires rushed out of their hearts.

"quick!"

Ning You trembling all over, urged.

Xiao Chu'er clamped her legs, her pretty face was damp, looking very painful and anxious.

Yi Lin bowed his head and said nothing, and took out the six awl-shaped [Catholic Deeds].

After the six awls appeared in Yi Lin's hands, they slowly floated in front of Yi Lin, strangely recombined, and turned into a dark six-pointed star shape.

When the black six-pointed star appears.

this world--

At the moment that huge eyeballs and eyelids were slightly opened, this barren world was silent and completely frozen.