I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

"I really don't want to be a natural disaster (

Although Li Changge seems to be pretending on the surface.

In fact, he is pretending to be forced.

But he has already achieved a state of one mind and two purposes.

While pretending to be compelling, he was vigilant around him.

He is waiting.

Everyone here is waiting.

Following Li Changge's order, several guards carrying hammers came to the big water tank with heavy steps.

The heavy hammer was raised high.

Those are all hammers used for casting.

Swiping up, the black shadow cast by the hammer completely obscured the light in front of Seren.

Seren closed her eyes.

In the expression, there is nothing to fear.

She has finished saying goodbye.

enough.

...

"Smash!"

Li Changge sneered coldly.

Don't say anything cold-blooded and ruthless.

No matter how realistic these NPCs are, no matter how they simulate human emotions, they are nothing but NPCs. To put it bluntly, it is just a piece of data in the virtual world.

To put it bluntly, NPCs (Non-, non-player characters) are not humans.

Isn't that what people care about?

I really don't know what was thinking in that guy's head.

The more I live, the more I go back.

But that's good. If these guys in this era are so naive and can't bear even a piece of data, it's even better news for Li Changge.

If they don't show up, Li Changge doesn't matter.

"The general trend."

Li Changge is full of confidence in his plan.

Suddenly.

There was a commotion in the crowd.

Gu Lulu——

A round ball rolled out from the crowd.

With a shy face, a dog flew high, his tail flicked, and several round black **** drew parabolas in the air and threw them into the field.

Wang Tiandi, who had been lurking in the crowd a long time ago, went back after shaking this tail, as if he had never bubbed.

Gu Lulu——

"Let go of that mermaid!!!"

Li Er's fat, short, round body was completely obscured by the crowd.

At this time, the height has become Li Erpang's only advantage.

A roar like thunder came from the crowd, but in the crowded crowd, the source of the sound could not be found at all, and the direction could only be vaguely discerned.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

As a dog flew high, and a wretched voice broke the silence, and then a few small **** were thrown into the square. This succession of changes made Li Changge, guards, civilians, nuns, priests, brains There was a momentary crash.

What the hell?

All the people who watched a few small **** roll into the square before they had time to question.

One after another beads exploded.

When Li Changge heard the explosion, he subconsciously lay on the ground, holding his head in his hands, showing a strong desire to survive.

Thick black smoke diffused from each of the burst beads.

"It's a smoke bomb!"

"Be careful! There is a situation!"

"Cough cough cough--"

Rumbling--

"I'm standing here, you come and hit me!"

Under the fish tank, there was an undetectable sound suddenly. Then, the ground under the fish tank collapsed suddenly.

The mermaid queen Seren had already been mentally prepared to die bravely, but the ground sank, and the sudden change made Seren's expression froze there, bewildered.

From the appearance of Li Erpang and shouting "Let go of that mermaid" in the crowd, to the appearance of the flying dog, to the explosion of the smoke bomb, and the collapse of the ground where the fish tank is located... this series of changes, the whole process is almost completed in a few seconds, and the connection is seamless. , Almost no one can react.

After listening to the order of Emperor Augy Anthony, he took up the hammer and prepared to smash the fish tank, so that the heinous criminal, the mermaid queen Serlian, was alive in the air and turned into a bubble of guard. After a moment of astonishment, he still He gritted his teeth and pressed the heavy smoke, blindly knocking the hammer in his hand towards the place where the fish tank was originally located.

After all, they have undergone professional training and are among the elites in the Holy See. In the sudden change, they quickly made a response, and first completed the orders of His Majesty the Pope.

But it's still slow!

The hammer fell through and knocked lonely.

The inertia of the hammer falling into the air, coupled with the panic of losing sight of the fish tank, the guard who knocked the fish tank did not maintain balance for a while, and rolled directly on the ground. Following the direction of the hammer knocking, the bones rolled around on the ground and on top of their heads. Numerous numbers of injuries appeared one after another.

"Be careful! Someone is about to rob the prison car! Attention everyone!"

In the thick smoke, Li Changge immediately bounced from the ground, but his expression was not embarrassed, as if the posture with strong desire to survive just now had never happened. As long as he has a thick skin, as long as he moves fast enough, he can assume that nothing happened.

"Robbery of the prison car?"

"Hahaha--"

"Innocent!"

Li Changge sneered coldly. Driven by the strong emotions of anger, disdain, arrogance, and self-confidence, flying petals, golden light and BGM above his head, all kinds of light effects were even worse, brightening everyone's eyes.

"Do you think this is making a movie? Return of the king? My dignified actor wants to lose face! Everyone listens to orders, they just hide here, give Lao Tzu...Ah, give this pope, give these gods All the sinners were found out!"

After all, it was just the chaos created by a few smoke bombs, and under the control of well-trained guards, the chaos was quickly brought under control.

In just one minute, the civilians knelt on the ground one after another, not daring to move.

The commoner kneels, so even if Li Er is short, no matter how tall he is, in the crowd kneeling at this time, it is like a white pig running on the green prairie, so conspicuous and so eye-catching. Bright.

"The fat man is there!"

"kill!!!"

"And his wife!"

Because Excalibur Susu has been following Li Erpang closely.

inseparable.

It's hard to separate.

The share clam is handed over.

Intimacy.

Ordinary guards have never seen a real Excalibur.

So they mistakenly thought that Excalibur Susu was Li Erpang's wife, which is understandable.

Li Erpang immediately became angry, put his shield in front of him, and roared:

"Who is my wife! Get out of here! Bull rush!"

Li Erpang stood up with a fat body of more than two hundred catties, like a heavy tank, ramming in the crowd wantonly.

Li Erpang's level is not low at the moment. Under the effect of his skills, a piece of guards were rushed high and fell heavily under the terrible impact. Although Li Erpang did not cause high damage, he was extremely insulting.

"It really deserves to be a professional tank, this simple sentence, a skill, has actually taken away 70% of the hatred of the guards."

Xiao Chuer wore a [Wanted Man’s Cloak] and hid in the crowd. Seeing the civilians around her kneeling down one after another, she knew that she could no longer hide, so she smiled, took off her cloak, showing her **** waist and figure. , From time to time to blow a kiss to the guard, the red heart gleamed.

With the blessing of talent skills, the guards became idiots in seconds, and completely fell under Xiao Chu'er's pomegranate skirt. Xiao Chu'er moved quickly in the field, using this method to avoid entering a fighting state, and was prepared to see if the situation was wrong, so she ran first. Let's talk about it.

Ning You and Xiao Chuer disagreed with the original plan. After all, it was really not worth taking such a risk for the sake of a mere NPC.

But when Yi Lin said that this plan had a good chance to solve the "six evil generals" by the way, the two had no choice but to agree.

NPC can not be saved, Li Changge can also not be killed, but in order to complete the main task and get through the game as a "player", then the [Six Evil Generals] BOSS must be killed, otherwise the two of them cannot complete the main task. Can't leave this world.

By the way, Li Changge is not a good player, he has to be some villain!

As soon as this matter was mentioned, even if Li Changge looked handsome, Xiao Chuer instantly turned black, and was no longer a die-hard Li Changge fan.

Time passed by every minute.

The fat man is still on a rampage.

The dog flew in mid-air.

Xiao Chuer kept backing away.

Ning You is still digging a hole in the ground.

The chaotic situation continues.

But under the terrible crowd tactics, there are only three people and one dog, unable to set off too much wind and waves, and the final outcome can be imagined.

Li Changge stood arrogantly in place, unmoved.

The expression is calm and calm, and full of compelling expressions.

This is my site for Li Changge, and I am in charge of my site!

In this city, he has already laid a world wide net. Today is the day to complete the task of this world and retreat!

"Heh, Li Changge, I am destined to—"

Li Changge slowly raised his hand, his eyes drooping, the corners of his mouth were smiling, and his star pupils flashed, ready to say the lines that had been brewing for a long time.

...

"what is that!"

suddenly.

Someone pointed to the sky.

The special effects created by Li Changge are still floating in the sky.

Rays of golden light, like money, smashed on Li Changge's head.

Let Li Changge's whole person feel like bathed in golden light, like a miracle.

God's spokesperson is worthy of the name.

As someone exclaimed, more and more people stopped their movements because of curiosity.

"Fuck?"

Not only the enemy ~www.novelmt.com~ even the friendly army was stunned.

Li Erpang carried the shield and raised his head subconsciously, his squinted eyes widened because of the error.

In the plan that Yi Lin made at the beginning, he didn't tell others where Yi Lin was in charge.

Yi Lin has always liked to hide and tuck, and Li Erpang and others, as Yi Lin's teammates, have become accustomed to being trapped. After carefully considering that there was nothing too outrageous about his part, he reluctantly joined the plan.

A figure slowly descended from the sky with Li Changge's light effects.

"There is someone in the sky!"

"Is it a god?"

"Is God clearly alive?"

"It's so dazzling, I can't see clearly!"

Damn it?

The pretending lines that Li Changge was about to say just got stuck in his throat and couldn't spit it out. It seemed that at this moment, a mouthful of old phlegm was stuck in the trachea, causing Li Changge to feel chest tightness, shortness of breath, dizziness, darkness, and palpitations. Various symptoms caused the special effects of the sky to suddenly appear to be faulty.

"It's that dog day! How dare I make my debut with Lao Tzu's special effects!?"

Li Changge finally relieved his breath and almost vomited a mouthful of old blood.

But after getting angry, Li Changge smiled again.

"Have you finally appeared? All I am waiting for is the moment when you are all killed!"

Snapped!

Li Changge snapped his fingers angrily and smiled!

The six people have been waiting on the spot for a long time. The light flashed, and the six people acted in unison, bathed in golden light in the air, and Yi Lin flew quickly with the help of Li Changge's special effects.

"Haha, sorry, I snatched your special effects."

In the sky full of special effects, Yi Lin stepped out of the sky!

He faced the six-in-one BOSS and killed him, but he did not hurriedly flipped his hands and took out a handful of exquisite revolvers.