I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

　　 early morning.

　　 Double Lion Country.

　　 Inner city, palace, hall.

　　 Dige Augie Anthony, a servant in the dust, finally arrived in this country.

　　攫攫攫攫欝. Before the arrival of the Holy See, Homeros had used the fastest speed to stabilize the chaotic situation.

　　 is actually not that difficult. The people on the "Peace List" who are capable of creating greater chaos have been assassinated one by one. Homeros even carried out a simple condolence ceremony overnight and left a cutscene. The remaining small fishes and shrimps were not regarded by Homeros at all.

　　 Dige Augie Anthony slowly turned the crystal finger on his thumb, and stood in front of the man with a heavy face, his eyes twitching slightly.

　　 In the main hall, the sword mark that split the palace in half has not been repaired yet.

　　In other words, the owner of that sword mark has no plans to repair it at all.

　　 The magnificent two-handed sword has not been out of its sheath, leaning against the throne, with a murderous intent, a little bit like a demonstration.

Hemelos straddling his horse, sitting on the throne in a domineering posture, his heavy armor unremoved, his hands clenched into fists, holding his chin, and using a plain but unquestionable tone, he will tell you what he said not long ago in the Emperor Song. In front of Augie Anthony, he repeated it again.

　　 "They, run away."

　　 "Run?" Pope Dige sneered: "Do you think I would believe it?"

"Believe it or not, it's up to you." Homeros didn't intend to talk nonsense, changed a more comfortable posture, put one hand on the hilt of the sword beside him, and repeated it again: "Our country is in turmoil, and the monster is pretending to be the king. Countless knights have seen it with their own eyes. There is no time to hunt down mere fugitives."

　　 This sentence translated into easy-to-understand meaning probably: I am very busy, I have no time to bird you.

　　 The body language translation probably reads: If you talk nonsense, I will cut you off.

The movement of Pope 　　 Dige's turning his fingers suddenly stopped.

　　 He gritted his teeth, his gums nourished blood.

　　 The two looked at each other for a long time.

finally.

The Pope 　　 Dige let out a long sigh of relief and turned to leave.

"go."

　　……

　　 "Hehe, you actually got an axe in front of my "actor"? With just this acting, if there are no unspoken rules, you won't even be able to line up the eighteenth line."

　　 Dige Pope takes the lead, and the rest of the priests, great priests, Vatican army, and nuns are in an orderly queue, followed by them.

　　 Dige Pope suddenly walked a few steps faster.

　　 The attendants of the Holy See also speeded up when they saw this.

The Pope 　　 Dige turned around suddenly and made a straight face at the "little tails" behind him.

　　 "You guys, stay away from the emperor... it's not good for the air."

　　 "???"

　　 After Pope Dige finally got some personal space.

　　 He quickly took out the small flask from his arms.

　　 In the flask, black gas surged, mysterious and unpredictable.

　　 "Huh, didn't you mean that the Kingdom of Two Lions was under your control? How do you talk like farting? Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, you can't even fart now."

　　 "..., I didn't expect Homeros to endure it to this point, but hehehe...you are too underestimating my arrangement in the Two Lions Nation."

　　 The Pope Dige talked with the black gas in the flask in a low voice.

　　 After a while, Pope Dige's expression was calm and calm, and he put the flask away.

　　 A patrolling knight with a slightly stiff movement, the Pope Chao Dige and his party walked slowly.

　　 "Poros, Aurora."

　　The slow and stiff knight left a word in silence, then turned and left.

　　 "Hehe, do you choose one of the two?"

　　 Not far after the knight walked out, in a corner of no one, he suddenly convulsed and fell to the ground with a plop, without a sound.

　　 淘戅 chase yo literature 淘戅. The Holy See and his party quickly left the Kingdom of Two Lions and boarded the floating boat again outside the city.

　　 "Children only make choices, my Dige Augie Anthony, I want it all."

　　 "Actions in batches!"

　　 "Once you find that **** floating boat, give this commander...cough cough, give this emperor...boom!"

　　 For a while, the Pope Dige was very energetic, and the special effects of overlapping and shining light once again appeared on the top of his head.

　　……

　　……

　　 "Faraday" intermediate floater.

　　 on the deck.

　　 "Excalibur, Susu,"

　　 "come following the call."

"I ask you,"

　　 "Are you my Master?"

　　厺厽 chase yo literature zhuiyo.com 厺厽. "..."

　　 At the moment that tall and sturdy figure appeared, everyone was stunned.

　　 Including Li Erpang, no one thought that it was Li Erpang who succeeded in "synchronizing" with the Excalibur Crystal, and concluded a contract that will never leave forever.

　　 Ning You and Xiao Chuer should have been envious.

　　 and jealous.

　　 But when the two of them saw the true face of the "Excalibur", suddenly, they were less envious and jealous.

　　 even a little bit lucky.

　　 "Fortunately, I don't have a cheap hand to pat it on."

　　 "If it's done, wouldn't it be wrong to suffer?"

　　 And the author of everything, Li Erpang, stared at the 1.9-meter-high figure in front of him, listening to the sweet and soft female voice in his ears, speechless for a long time, completely stunned, silent, annoyed, and regretful.

　　 Various emotions are intertwined.

　　 "I ask you, are you my Master?"

　　 Seeing Li Erpang did not speak.

　　 The Excalibur, which claimed to be "Susu", smiled and asked again.

　　 Li Erpang's face turned pale, his lips twitched like a sieve, and he shook his head frantically.

　　 I can’t wait to break my neck and turn it into a comminuted fracture of the cervical spine and paralyzed paralysis.

　　 "No, you admitted the wrong person, I am not! I don't!"

　　 Even Li Erpang himself can’t tell this feeling.

　　 Originally, his ability to accept is very powerful.

　　As an elite player, no matter what happens, no matter how ghost, no matter how unexpected, no matter how outrageous, he can deal with it calmly, smiling and not talking.

　　 Unless, I can't help it.

　　 The character design of the Excalibur in front of him made Li Erpang feel the fear from the depths of his soul.

　　 Even if I lose my memory, the fear that cannot be erased.

　　 Li Erpang has an illusion that in front of this ninety-nine-meter figure, he will be squeezed into a small ball at any time, round and flat in the palm of the casserole, playing wantonly.

　　 Divine Sword Susu, the thin crescent eyebrows twisted, and a question mark was slowly raised.

　　 I saw her raise her hand, a translucent chain exuding a gleam, connecting her to Li Erpang tightly, and she will never abandon the old-fashioned kind.

　　 "But, you are clearly connected to me ‘fetters’." 攫欝攫欝

　　 "……"

　　 Li Er is fat, suddenly crying.

　　 cried so loudly.

　　……

　　……

　　 on the deck.

　　 Li Erpang lay on his back on the deck, with a dull expression, looking at the empty sky.

　　 The sky is already lit.

　　 The sky above his head is clear and nothing, like a pure crystal.

　　 But Li Erpang has no intention of admiring the sky at this moment.

"why……"

"why……"

"why……"

　　 He has kept this posture ever since he slapped the Excalibur, his belly is upside-down, and he has an expression of indescribability.

　　A little further away from Li Erpang, Excalibur Susu, sitting on the deck, straightened up. From a distance, this pair is like a tall goalkeeper guarding a small ball beside him.

　　 "That guy seems to be stimulated a lot."

　　 Ning sighed right, expressing silence.

"Actually, it's not that ridiculous, right?" Xiao Chuer held back a smile, but said: "Although this Excalibur... the eldest sister, the shape is a little unpleasant, but the voice is nice! And it should look very strong. I don't know. After turning into a weapon, what kind of'excalibur' is it? Since it is a top weapon with only forty-nine in the game, its attributes should not be bad. Thinking about it this way, what does this fat man have to complain about?"

　　Ningyou sighed again: "You don't understand men..."

　　 "Hey." Xiao Chuer curled his lips, noncommittal.

　　Ningyou whispered with Xiao Chuer, and saw that the little fat man was too depressed. If this goes on, it is likely to affect the protagonist's actions. Thinking of this, Ning You also had to step forward, racking his brains to come up with some comforting words.

　　 "Excalibur... It doesn't matter whether it's handsome or not, whether it looks good or not. As an elite player, you must understand that practicality is the most important thing..."

　　 Li Erpang, with a dull face, seemed to have found a vent for his emotions. Duang bounced off the deck, crying, "I know!"

　　 "Who does not know that strong attributes are the most practical!"

　　 "But I know better that being strong or not is a matter of one version, whether handsome or not is good or not is a lifetime!"

　　 "I'm so dissatisfied! I have every reason to suspect that this broken game is targeting me!"

　　 "I want to complain! I want to complain! I want to complain to the dog game company! Dog planner! Dog painter! Who designed this kind of ghost animal character set, bastard!"

　　 Wang Tiandi raised his eyelids and slowly raised a question mark.

　　 Blacksmith Ge Lang walked around a few people at some unknown time, and in a blunt and cold tone, he explained to Li Erpang.

　　 "Every person, throughout his life, can only form a ‘fetter’ with one ‘Excalibur’."

　　 "Once the ‘fetter’ is successfully concluded, the relationship between man and the Excalibur will be like a lover, like a brother and sister, and more like a lover, which cannot be replaced for life.”

　　 "I can't change it for a lifetime." 巘戅奇书网巘戅

　　 "I can't change it forever."

　　 "I can't change it forever..."

　　 The words of the blacksmith Ge Lang, like a knife, stirred Li Erpang's brain over and over, twisting Li Erpang's sparse brain into a lump of tofu brains.

　　 Li Erpang plopped and fell straight back again.

　　Excalibur Susu didn't seem to hear the conversation between several people.

　　 didn't care about Li Erpang's dislike.厺厽奇书网 suyingwang.net 厺厽

　　 She raised her head from time to time, looking at the thin back of Yi Lin on the edge of the deck~www.novelmt.com~ thoughtfully.

　　 "Faraday" sailed alone on the vast sea of ​​clouds.

　　 In the sea of ​​clouds, it's not all empty.

When 　　Ningyou were bored, they used a unique fishing rod to catch creatures in the sea of ​​clouds.

　　 cloud fish, cloud snake, mica... and so on.

　　 These creatures in the sea of ​​clouds have unique body structures and thin skin, which looks bulging, like balloons. It seems to have evolved over the years in order to survive in the sea of ​​clouds.

　　 These planktons in the sea of ​​clouds are extremely low-level, and they don’t taste much meat and tasteless. It made Ning You suspect that the designer designed these creatures just to fill in the blanks of the vast map and to make up the numbers.

　　 Under the guidance of the "Navigation Pointer", the Faraday adjusted direction from time to time and headed towards the destination.

　　The goal is a living giant beast.

　　 It’s not that simple to track down.

　　 There is no pointer. How much luck does it take to meet the giant beast in the vast sea of ​​clouds?

after a few days.

all the best.

　　 Li Er is fat and has no love.

　　 Gouzi expertly brushes the blacksmith's favorability.

　　Ningyou and Xiao Chuer are bored.

　　 Yi Rin held a cheap binoculars and looked around.

　　 suddenly.

　　 Yi Lin frowned.

"he came!"

　　 The other side of the sea of ​​clouds.

　　 The seven black steam-rolling black ships looked so dazzling in the vast sea of ​​white clouds.

Above the floating boat, countless special effects, sparks with lightning, angels flying, singing, magnificent and luxurious.

　　 Faraday, as the name suggests, compared with the seven huge black floating boats, it really looks like the brother in the boat.