I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

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Dense forest.

Thick fog is permeated all around.

But what is strange is that deep in the dense forest is a peaceful scene of birds and flowers.

Wow, wow, wow.

There is a gurgling stream that shuttles through the dense forest, and between the streams, there are waves of alluring water.

"Water! It's water! There is fresh water!"

"Yo--"

"Hoooo~ Let's go sailing together~ Raise the flag~"

Another pirate was so excited to sing aloud the classic "Song of the Pirates" that has been circulated forever.

It is estimated that 90% of pirates can't even speak a few kinds of normal grammar, and they will have this song in their lifetime.

The other famous "Song of the Devil" many people can sing, but no one dares to sing it.

Charlie was cautiously mixed in with the pirates, not daring to show his head.

after all.

This is a sea of ​​mists in the legend that there are undead haunts.

Even if they are now on an island and not in the sea, the fear caused by legends that have been circulating for many years will not be completely eliminated in a short while.

"water!"

Suddenly a clear stream appeared at Charlie's feet. Charlie took three seconds to peel himself dry, then jumped into the stream with a thump, dived into the water and started drinking.

Acridine! It smells so good!

Let's die all the undead!

All the pirates stepped out of the jungle, happily playing in the water.

"It's a lemon! Fresh lemon!"

Another pirate exclaimed!

"Drumsticks! There are still drumsticks! Oh my god! It's hot, it's still hot!"

"Wine! Quack! Look! I found a dozen barrels of rum! Tsk, and there are no moss! I decided to take a bath with rum tonight!"

"..."

This place is like a fairyland on earth.

All the pirates were already starving and crazy on the Queen. At this moment, seeing the fresh fruit, fresh water, wine and delicacies, they almost went crazy. They splashed and rolled on the spot, letting chicken legs and wine cover themselves. At this moment, all the pirates are in their hearts. Unexpectedly, the idea that they never want to go to sea again came out of the same idea.

Go to the great sea!

Free to go!

Go to the Queen of Special!

I want to stay here for a lifetime!

The kind that will never leave!

The loyal Charlie looked at the other bigwigs enviously.

There are people who eat chicken legs to satisfy their hunger.

Some lick lemons to supplement vitamins.

There are swigs of rum.

Only Charlie was soaked in the stream, alive like a duck about to be stripped of its fur.

In such a comparison, the fragrant fresh water just now felt a little offensive.

and many more!

rum?

freshwater?

lemon?

Charlie suddenly struck a sharp spirit, and his movements were stiff.

He suddenly remembered that this is a desert island!

A deserted island in the misty sea where birds don’t **** and chickens don’t lay eggs!

The above things, if you insist on explaining, seem to be able to explain it.

But what's the matter with the hot chicken thighs?

Is it outrageous?

This is the sea of ​​mist!

In an instant, the wise Charlie's mind seemed to be playing a revolving lantern, and various legends passed by word of mouth from his fathers passed quickly through Charlie's mind.

Curse, siren, mermaid, undead, ghost ship...

Thinking of this, Charlie felt like a sudden loud bang in his mind, blinked, and then looked at the surrounding pirates.

The uncle who was licking the lemon had a **** eyeball in his mouth.

The hot chicken thigh was clearly a thigh bone stained with meat.

The uncle, who was sipping rum, was steaming in his mouth, and the smell of urine swept the audience...Wait, is that fresh urine?

Charlie suddenly felt cold in his limbs, and felt that the cool stream under him suddenly became viscous, making it extremely laborious to move.

Escape and escape——

So slow!

Charlie looked down subconsciously.

The fresh water he was wandering just now turned into red blood in a blink of an eye!

"what--"

While screaming, Charlie burst into tears instantly.

She burst into tears.

...

The other side of the island.

Wang Tiandi was alone in the woods with a dog.

Ah, I haven't smelled this fresh air for a long time.

When Wang Tiandi raised his hind legs happily, he was about to habitually use a unique posture and a unique leg technique to leave its unique mark on the root of the tree in a 360-degree round, when the dog suddenly shook his dog's body.

After stiffening for a while, the dog could only helplessly spread his legs and lay down.

After half a minute.

"Woooooooooo..."

(It's peeing on the fur! Damn cosplay!)

In this world, no one can understand the sadness of a majestic male dog inexplicably turning into a shy female dog.

Whooshoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo well

Rumbling--

After Wang Tiandi finished solving the problem, his hind legs slammed the soil, and a big tree was planed down. After covering up the traces of the crime, he carefully distinguished the unique smell on the ground.

Tracking all the way.

finally.

Emperor Wang Tian came to the other side of the island.

On the beach, a dilapidated and deserted ship... to be precise, it should be the wreck of a "ship", lying alone on the sand.

This shipwreck seemed to be torn in half from the middle by some terrifying beast, and even the hardest keel was folded into a miserable shape.

After seeing this scene, Gouzi's pupils shrank suddenly and couldn't help squatting on the ground, tilting his head and thinking.

"Wang~"

A few seconds later.

The dog decided not to think too much, followed the taste, and worked hard at the wreck.

...

...

In front of Yi Lin and Ruth.

Click, click, click.

All the bones were recombined, and the combined stuff was finally full of new ideas, forming a shape that made Yi Lin feel unexpected.

Ten meters away.

All the broken bones seem to have life, completely blended together, and transformed into a giant nearly ten meters high.

The head of the skeleton giant actually gave people a taste of postmodern armor, and the two "eyes" exuded a faint green light.

In the giant's chest, countless skulls are entangled into a huge sphere, which looks like an armored cockpit. Countless dark eye sockets are watching Irin and Ruth at the feet, domineering side leakage, even protecting Shubao. The kind that can't be concealed.

"this--"

Where did Ruth have seen such a powerful skeleton giant, and she was stunned at the same place in an instant.

Yi Lin squinted.

This style of painting... seems to always feel something wrong?

How does this look like some expensive hands in the real world?

If this reorganized skeleton giant is moved to the real world, it will definitely drive countless otaku who are obsessed with robots going crazy.

Well, maybe classmate Li Erpang likes it.

After all, he has a soft spot for tall and mighty people.

boom!

In Ruth's shock, the skeleton giant slapped the two with a palm. Although the movement was slow, it had a destructive aura.

Yi Lin smiled slightly, but put the knife away.

She carried Lu Si directly on her back.

"Rin, what can you do?"

At this time, Ruth finally recovered, and whispered as she lay on Yi Lin's ear.

Although Ruth's tone is still mixed with charm, but after getting along for a long time, Irin can also perceive Ruth's hidden fear.

"Ha ha."

Ruth: "?"

Yi Lin's tone was relaxed: "Of course...run! Do you think his size can catch up to us?"

Ruth suddenly realized when she heard the words.

Skeleton Giant: "..."

Suddenly.

That domineering and mighty skeleton giant was frozen in place, unable to move for a long time.

"what--"

Just when Yi Lin decided to completely ignore the bone lump, deep in the jungle of the island, a scream was heard.

Immediately afterwards.

Countless birds inhabiting the jungle were startled by the screams and flew up one after another. In the mist, it seemed like a black and oppressive shadow, which made people feel extremely depressed.

Ruth raised her head.

"It's the crew! They have an accident!"

Although Ruth was indifferent to the dirty group of pirates, she was the first mate on the ship, and at the same time she knew very well that she and Irin alone could not move the huge Queen.

——Not to mention Yi Lin knows nothing about sailing.

She drives a boat alone?

Don't be kidding me.

After that scream, the screams of other people also began to echo each other, wave after wave, wave after wave, um, ah, strangely and the surrounding environment, it seemed to form a gorgeous symphony song.

Yi Lin silently opened the captain's panel and took a look.

It was closed again soon.

They stayed in place with Ruth. After thinking about it for a while, no one noticed that Yi Lin smiled behind the mask and walked into the dense forest from the beach.

"Should we not return to the Queen?"

Ruth asked.

Yi Lin: "?"

Ruth's expression instantly became weird, and she subconsciously rubbed a few times behind Yi Lin: "Don't you... want to save those dirty pirates?"

Yi Lin was speechless immediately: "Did you forget that I am the captain of this ship...I am still the pirate leader, alright?"

"Hehe... we are women, we are different, we are different."

Ruth first smiled, and then said to Yi Lin in a serious tone: "Have you heard of the "Piracy Code"?"

Yi Lin shook his head.

Ruth chuckled: "Oh, you probably don't know. In the ancient "Piracy Code", there is a rule that allows pirates to live longer."

Yi Lin: "?"

"Any pirate who falls behind is doomed to life and death."

Yi Lin thought for a while, this sentence makes a lot of sense to the pirates!

There is no way to refute it.

But Yi Lin shook his head and smiled as he walked: "Did you forget that it is us who are behind now."

"It's not important." Ruth's tone was rare and serious: "There has never been a pirate who would fight for another pirate's life. If you want to live longer on the ocean, you must—"

Before you know it.

The two of them were surrounded by tall, twisted, rugged dense forests.

The screams that came from a distance became more audible...Ah no, it became clearer.

Ruth is still teaching Yi Lin how to be a qualified pirate leader.

But Yi Lin suddenly interrupted Ruth.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, listen."

When Ruth still wanted to say something.

Obtrusive room.

"Hehehe...HiaHiaHia...hehe...hehehehe..."

A wave of ups and downs, cadences and frustrations, Jiao'e's soft laughter came faintly.

Listen carefully~www.novelmt.com~ This burst of laughter sounds like a girl, or a young woman, or a lonely and empty woman in a deep boudoir. It is indistinguishable, and it seems to come from the ear. Surging in all directions.

Even though Ruth's current orientation may not be able to truly understand herself, but the laughter sounds to her, it is not half beautiful, on the contrary, it is full of chilling and strange taste.

hiss--

Ruth couldn't help shivering.

Yi Lin threw Ruth down.

Ruth was unable to distinguish Yi Lin's expression at the moment because of the mask.

"Hee hee hee--"

suddenly.

A pale shadow floated quickly past the two of them, and disappeared in a flash.

"!"