I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Latest website: Ruth announced to the public that she is the brother of the proprietress of "Fiery Rose"...Louis.

Then most people believed it.

After all, Ruth's posture did not look like a woman.

But it doesn't look like a 100% man.

Regarding a sissy becoming the chief mate of the Queen, there were originally many fierce pirates who made criticisms about this, but when Wang Tiandi lazily raised his paws and shook them twice, those so-called "microwords" became instantaneous. All kinds of crappy flattery and flattery.

Yi Lin did not expect that he showed up in the tavern for a long time, and finally completely stunned the group of pirates, but he relied on the dog that had climbed onto the Queen inexplicably.

"Does this count as a temporary team?"

If Emperor Wang Tian was also considered an apostle, their relationship between one person and one dog in this trial was indeed a temporary team relationship.

Yi Lin stood on the deck, squinting, thinking about all this.

And "First Mate Louis" has entered the state with the fastest angle, commanding all the sailors, preparing everything needed for sailing.

Cannonballs, food, fresh water, rum and other materials needed for ocean voyages.

"This time in the world trial, the time span will be very long."

Yi Lin sighed secretly, and pulled the tightly tightened corset without a trace, wishing to pull it off to liberate the almost crushed white rabbit.

Being a woman...it's so hard!

The sky is already light.

In addition to Yi Lin's "Queen", another ship stayed in the port.

-"Eight Paw".

This is a multi-masted sailing vessel one level larger than the Queen.

From the Octopus, there seemed to be countless hostile gazes, which spread to the Queen in the air, causing all the sailors of the Queen to work with a nervous expression on their faces.

"Ha ha…"

Yi Lin smiled slightly.

"why are you laughing?"

When Yi Lin laughed inexplicably.

Ruth walked up to the high platform, pulling up a strand of hair tossed by the wind in an amorous manner, and gave Yi Lin a white look.

Yi Lin was not surprised, nor did he answer Ruth's question.

"First Mate Louis, your actions are not quite right."

"Hehehe—"

Ruth walked to Yi Lin's side.

Shoulder to shoulder next to each other.

Yi Lin wanted to move away a bit, but he hesitated for three seconds before forgetting it, letting Ruth lick her oil in secret.

Ruth whispered in a voice that only two people could hear: "So you are planning to ask for two days of leave?"

"..."

"Hehe, after making all-out preparations, then in the old lady’s tavern, first show the amazing wealth, and then expose the'dark witchcraft' to make the group of dirty pirates afraid of you, and then pick up Come down, just at the best time to blow up all the other people’s boats..."

"Wealth, strength, and boat...Even my sister, I can't help but want to climb into your bed!"

Yi Lin corrected the speech disorder in Ruth's mouth: "It's a ship."

In the distance, the dog quietly pricked up his ears.

indeed.

In a few words, Ruth roughly summed up Yi Lin's small plan.

He spent two days, expending a lot of psionic energy, sneaking on every pirate ship secretly, and converting something in the pirate ship into a time bomb with [unstable explosives].

If it is to transform other things, even the 10kg weight at the top of the peak, it may not be able to sink a ship with one shot.

But... in the pirate ship, other materials can be scarce, but there is only one thing, but it is stored in piles and boxes.

-"Cannonball".

The shell specifications commonly used by pirates are "14-pound shells" and "8-pound shells".

Yi Lin only needs to place the whole box of shells in a suitable blasting position, and then stuff one of the explosives into the whole box of shells. There is nothing unusual on the surface.

Besides, pirates are creatures with a natural preference for disorder and laziness. Not to mention the relocation of the shell box, it is estimated that even if a few boxes are missing, no one will notice it for a while.

The longest time limit of [Unstable Explosives] is "48 hours", so during those two nights, Yi Lin was very tight and hardly rested.

In addition, most of the ships that Yi Lin bombed were pirate ships that were transformed into pirates who robbed merchant ships. They had no feelings at all, let alone lost their lives because of a ship.

Under various factors, Yi Lin can be said to have exhausted his skills of "coercion, temptation, and break the road", and finally succeeded in obtaining the first ship.

—And the people and dogs in this boat.

suddenly.

Ruth's expression became a little more worried, and she pointed to the "Octapo" in another part of the port.

"Sister, although I don’t know how you made the other ship explode, that ship... didn’t sink. If I’m not mistaken, that ship must be afraid of your'dark witchcraft', so it’s not. Dare to attack us at the port, but once we leave Tetuga Island, I’m afraid..."

Yi Lin took out his pocket watch and calculated the time.

"Ruth, ah no, First Mate Louis, let me go down and set sail on time in half an hour!"

"half an hour?"

Ruth looked suspiciously at the sun that had not yet risen in the sky and the dense fog that had not completely dissipated on the sea: "Don't wait until dawn to sail? If you are attacked with a bad view..."

Yi Lin shook his head, and under the mask, there was a confident smile on the delicate face, but it was a pity that no one could see.

"It is the captain's responsibility to decide when to set sail, and how to set sail is your chief mate's business."

Ruth: "???"

Are you the captain or am I the captain? ? ?

Ruth had a lot of grooves in her heart for Yi Lin's act of being the captain of the throwing hand, but she didn't know where to bulge.

So she could only silently raise a **** in the direction where Yi Lin was leaving.

"Fuck!"

"Little ones! Hurry up! Give all the strength you plan to use on a woman's belly to my old lady, ah no, I use it! Hurry up and get the barrel of the'hot rose'! Unless you don't want rum anymore. !"

"The gunners quickly get dry! Fill all the barrels with cannonballs! Get ready to go to war at any time!"

"All the idle sailors are stuck in their place for Lao Tzu! Whoever dares to run around will never think about boarding this Queen ship again!"

"Don't forget! This is the site of the Skeleton Gentleman Captain who possesses'Black Witchcraft'!"

"..."

As Ruth used the name of "skeleton gentleman", the fox issued instructions pretendingly, and all the pirate sailors did their work awkwardly. Boxes of rum were transported out of the tavern and then moved to the cellar of the Queen. Locked up.

Ruth used her binoculars to look in the direction of Octopus.

His expression gradually became serious.

…

…

After half an hour.

Yi Lin bubbling again.

No one knows when this mysterious captain appeared, as if the mysterious skeleton gentleman captain was already standing on the deck when they came back to their senses.

Standing next to their first officer Louis.

"The time is up, set sail on time."

Ruth was startled slightly: "But, there are still people who haven't boarded the ship..."

Yi Lin put on another indisputable tone: "I don't want to say the third time, on time, set sail."

Okay, you are the captain and you have the final say.

Ruth imagined in her heart that she would strip this mysteriously-dressed sister and torment her thousands of times, but her expression was very serious, and she waved her big hand: "Anchor!"

Click, click, click, click—

Under the hard shout of the sailor, the huge human gear turned and the huge anchor slowly pulled up.

Ruth discerned the direction of the wind.

"Sailing!"

"GOGOGO!"

set sail! !

The Queen, before she had time to bathe in the morning light, took advantage of the wind to gradually move away from the port of Tituga Island.

And the other side of the port.

"Ship, Captain! The Queen! The Queen is sailing!"

"Huh? The innocent skeleton gentleman, as expected, he wanted to take advantage of the day before the sail, thinking that my great Captain "Brady the Stormy" couldn't respond? HiaHiaHia—"

The stormy Brady laughed unscrupulously. No one knew that, in the tavern, his stormy Brady handed out the "application letter" to the skeleton gentleman, but he was ruthlessly rejected by the **** pirate skeleton gentleman. One scene.

That's a naked humiliation!

humiliation! !

If it weren't for the later discovery, his "Octapogon" had just been blown up with a small hole in the air, and not to the point of sinking the ship, he would almost be holding a group of brothers and drinking rum and crying until dawn.

And now... it's time for the stormy Brady to get revenge!

He must let the **** pirate be buried on the bottom of the sea!

"Hmph, little ones! Let's—"

Boom boom boom boom—

The stormy Brady: "?"

Octopus: "?"

Little ones: "?"

"Captain! It's not good! And again...and again!"

"Where did it explode!"

Hearing the word "explosion", Brady was shocked by the storm, his eyes suddenly rounded, and he seemed to slap on the deck at any time.

"Cannonball bay!"

"Fuc...kkkk! Get the barrel! Pour out the water!"

A group of pirates just wailed bitterly: "It's too late Captain! It's sinking already! Uuuu-"

"..."

Octopus, pawn.

End of the year...not important.

…

…

[Sink the "Eight Claw" and gain pirate reputation +2333! 】

[Get Chaos +1! 】

[Get Chaos +1! 】

[Get Chaos Value +2! 】

【...】

Yi Lin was happily swiped by a series of prompts.

On the Queen.

All the pirates, who had entered into a state of preparation for war, witnessed the inexplicable explosion of the "Octa Paw" and the whole process of slowly sinking. They were all dumbfounded and fell into silence.

I don't know how long it took.

The loyal Charlie was the first to react and shouted in a hysterical, broken tone: "The Skeleton Gentleman Captain is awesome—"

The pirates said in unison: "Awesome—"

Charlie: "The captain is awesome!"

The pirates said in unison: "Awesome—"

Charlie lowered his head and hesitated for a few seconds, thinking that he could be perfect by flattering.

So Charlie made a broken voice again: "Lewis first officer is awesome!"

The pirates said in unison: "Awesome—"

Ruth: "..."

Yi Lin opened the Captain's Panel.

【Captain Panel】

[Name] Skeleton Gentleman

【Flag】Gentleman flag

【Prestige】333/10000

[Level] rise to fame

[Skills] Captain’s Eyes

[Crew] Ruth Emily, Sax Spyro... (click for details)

[Curse] "Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck"

【Fleet】Queen

…

After blowing up the "Eight Paw", his prestige level rose by one level.

Yi Lin was in a good mood.

Ruth moved closer: "Baby, you knew the result already?"

"Call me the captain." Yi Lin took a half step away, carefully corrected Ruth's Chinese language, and kept smiling: "Guess?"

"Say it~"

While everyone downstairs was cheering, Ruth entangled herself like an octopus.

"roll."

not far away.

Emperor Wang Tian rolled his eyes, silently covered the dog's head with his paw, and closed the dog's eyes by the way.

With the wind blowing, the Queen was bathed in the morning light and sailed out of Tituga Island smoothly.

It's sunny today.

When the Queen finally went to sea, Yi Lin finally showed a reminder that the mission was completed.

[Main Mission 1: Successfully join the "pirate" or "navy" camp and sail into the Caribbean Sea by boat. Current camp: Pirates. mission completed! 】

[Get "Gorgeous Bloody Earrings"! 】

"?"

Looking back again.

A card that seemed nothing special had appeared in Yi Lin's hand.

On the card.

It is a single earring with gold inlaid earrings. The style is very gorgeous, but when you look carefully, there is a lot of blood that has dried up and blackened on the edge of the earring. I don't know who's blood.

Yi Lin frowned. This earring, which I don’t know whether it was a prop or equipment, always made Yi Lin feel a little weird, but because Ruth was entangled around him, Yi Lin didn’t have time to study the rewards of this main mission for the time being. Put it in the storage space and put it in the corner.

soon.

The next prompt comes immediately.

…

[Main task two: As one of the "Nine Pirate Kings", participate in the "Pirate Conference" to be held in Shipwreck Bay three months later. Current camp: Pirates. 】

[Mission time limit: before the "pirate conference" is held. Mission failure penalty: bear one or two random "curses". Task reward: unknown. 】

…

According to the custom among the apostles.

Yi Lin read the task description three times in front and back up, down, left, and right.

No word is left out, in case there are any traps hidden in it.

The time is...three months.

It seems a lot.

But in fact, according to Yi Lin's preliminary understanding of the world, three months is really nothing for a ship's voyage.

If you tell Ruth who is familiar with the world of pirates, if Elizabeth Rin wants to become one of the nine "pirate kings" within three months, Ruth will definitely shake her head frantically and say that Elizabeth Rin has no brains.

As the "Queen" gradually moved away from the coast.

The entire ship seemed to be isolated by the sea, surrounded by blue waves, and the land gradually disappeared beyond the horizon.

Yi Lin felt relieved for the time being.

"Maybe the lucky attributes of other people really neutralized the ‘curse’ of the two women a little bit?"

"But it's not easy to say that after Elizabeth Rin landed on Nolando's fleet, it took more than a long time to attract vortexes and thunderstorms... Is it random?"

Yi Lin bowed his head and thought silently.

But anyway, it looks like everything is going well.

Ruth is indeed an excellent candidate for the chief mate. In terms of commanding the voyage, Yi Lin does not need to worry about it, and she will direct all the sailors in an orderly manner.

In addition, Wang Tiandi was lying on the deck and basking in the sun, scratching his itch with his paws from time to time. This action of showing his paws intentionally or unconsciously made every pirate who witnessed the great power of the dog not dare to be lazy and start doing it. Live very hard, with tears and sweat.

Yi Lin was originally a bit curious as to whether the tasks received by Emperor Wang Tian as a dog were the same as him.

But whether it is private or face-to-face chat, Wang Tiandi’s language is always only one word. The language composed of this word "Wang" combined with various intonations and symbols is obviously not a category that Yi Lin can understand.

It is estimated that if you want to communicate with Wang Tiandi normally, you must at least have the skills of [Dog Language Tenth Level].

As a result, Yi Lin also gave up the idea of ​​communicating feelings with Gouzi.

Anyway, since Emperor Wang Tian could become an apostle, his IQ should not be low, otherwise he would not have boarded the "Queen" and used that way to show his sense of existence.

Or, Wang Tiandi, who is a "crew", and Yi Lin, who is a "captain", have completely different main tasks.

-Probably.

While Yi Lin was thinking about everything related to the main mission and the world.

A soft little hand quietly pressed Yi Lin's shoulder.

"Look at you standing for so long~ Are your shoulders sore? My sister's massage technique is very good!"

Ruth leaned in again.

Yi Lin helpless: "You want to be beautiful."

Ruth: "..."

But having said that, I don't know if it's because of the heavy load, Yi Lin always feels sore shoulders, but Ruth didn't expect this to be seen by Ruth.

…

ten minutes later.

Inside the sealed captain's cabin.

"Um~ it's there~ push harder~ oops~ huh-"

Yi Lin lay on the head of the bed and let out a lazy voice comfortably.

[Your crew member "Ruth Emily" is proficient in technique and superb technique. After giving you a full massage, you feel refreshed, more powerful and peaceful, and you get a temporary gain "enriched"! 】

【Enriched: Strength +0.5, Agility +0.5, Spirit +0.5, duration 24 hours. 】

The massage is over.

Yi Lin looked at the prompt that appeared before him in surprise.

Then silently opened the apostle panel to take a look, and there was indeed a weird BUFF in the upper right corner that looked like a fitness man posing in a pose.

This is Ruth’s skill... [Massage (Top)]!

Horrible!

Although it is only a temporary gain of BUFF, it lasts for a full 24 hours, and the sum of the three attributes of Force Sensitivity increases by up to 1.5.

This is already a terrible increase.

Yi Lin was lying on the bed.

It feels a little fragrant at first.

Although the world doesn't seem to depend on personal abilities this time, if something happens, let's get a buff first... Isn't it very nice?

However, I don't know if there are any limitations to Ruth's magical technique.

"You...can you press the massage technique every day?"

Yi Lin originally wanted to ask where he learned this technique first, but after thinking about it carefully, this question seemed a bit boring, so he went straight to the subject.

Ruth wiped the sweat from her forehead with a silk scarf, and smiled: "At most once a day, if I come often, sister, my physical strength can't stand it!"

once a day?

In other words, can only buff for one person every day?

This is reasonable.

With such a terrifying attribute bonus, if every crew member is given a shot, the combat effectiveness of the entire ship can be said to have risen by an order of magnitude in an instant.

But if Yi Lin didn't guess wrong, even if Ruth's "massage" did not have any physical exertion, Ruth would not massage other people.

—Others dare not.

If the pirates knew that their first mate was the black widow Ruth, who died in the legend, they would have jumped into the sea in an instant. They would rather float back to Tetuga with a wooden barrel and survive than die. In the hands of this terrible woman.

Yi Lin's lingering rhyme didn't disappear, and he simply lay down on the bed to rest.

"How did you recognize me?"

Rustling.

Ruth chuckled, her voice a little more cunning: "Simple, no pirate is as clean as you, those **** dirty pirates will not reveal the fragrance of shower gel."

"..."

"Also, hehe, do you really think that sister I can't recognize your voice?"

suddenly.

Yi Lin turned his head blankly: "What are you...what do you do with your clothes????"

"Uh-"

Ruth's little movement instantly froze in place.

After kicking Ruth, who was coveting the beauty of "Elizabeth Rin", out of the captain's cabin, Yi Rin was alone in the room, doing nothing. By the way, he took out the reward from the main mission one not long ago and checked his attributes.

…

[Gorgeous blood-stained earrings]

【Grade】Rare

[Restrictions] Women

【Durable】500/500

[Effect] Charm +4.0, Lucky -1.0

[Description] Click to view details.

…

Is the restriction female?

This is not a limitation for him now.

As for the equipment effect... it turned out to be a large increase in charm value, and then a small decrease in lucky equipment?

Yi Lin calculates it.

Currently his two attributes are-

【Lucky】3.3

【Charm】2.2

If you wear this piece of equipment, can your Charisma exceed 5 or more?

Yi Lin was a little surprised.

After thinking about it, Yi Lin smiled slightly and slowly put on the earrings.

When the earrings were clasped to the ears, they looked more like ancient earrings, and it didn't make Yi Lin more feminine. On the contrary, it was a bit wild and evil.

Yi Lin tossed in front of the mirror for a while and was very satisfied with the style of the earrings.

suddenly.

Yi Lin frowned.

But a few seconds later, Yi Lin's brows stretched out again, and she called Ruth in again. With Ruth's messy assistance, Yi Lin finally turned into Molly's figure again, appearing on the deck as a "skeleton gentleman". .

When Ruth saw Elizabeth Rin wearing "earrings", she also noticed something was wrong, she couldn't help but clamped her legs, held back her inner impulse, and secretly cursed whether she was too impulsive. .

"Is it because of rum?"

Ruth was very suspicious that the rum brought from the tavern to the ship must have undergone some changes after a long period of cellaring, and it would be so easy to be served.

After half an hour.

On the deck.

Yi Lin checked the time.

At first glance, the coastline has completely disappeared from the front.

The Queen was completely surrounded by sea water.

This feeling of isolation and helplessness made Yi Lin always feel a little uneasy.

In case something happens, this ship is very likely to be transformed and become the grave of everyone.

After all, he has not had time to verify whether the role of "Elizabeth Rin" has any other weaknesses.

-For example, "weak water" and the like.

Although Yi Lin thinks it is unlikely.

After all, on this kind of map, it would be too boring if the character you played would drown when they touched the water.

Ruth moved skillfully and took out an old parchment chart from her clothes.

"Rin, we are probably in this sea area now, where are we going next?"

Yi Lin snapped the metal cover of his pocket watch. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Looking at the piles of criss-crossing ancient routes, islands, and place names on the nautical chart, I have a slight headache.

Although driven by the main mission, he had to become an honorable captain and plunged into the embrace of the sea.

But as for how to become one of the "Nine Pirate Kings" in the next step, Yi Lin has no further understanding of the world, and has not yet worked out a detailed plan.

Ruth looked at Elizabeth Rin blankly, with a weird look in her eyes, and her legs twisted slightly involuntarily.

Yi Lin didn't notice this little movement of Ruth, staring at the nautical chart on the table.

suddenly.

Yi Lin remembered one thing.

"The one who played with the rope... ah no..." Yi Lin didn't think of his name for a moment, and after opening the crew panel, he added: "Call the saxophone here!"