I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

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If someone dared to say such **** before then, the pirates in the tavern would definitely not hesitate to drink up the rum in their hands, and then smashed a bottle of it.

but now.

They are the gold master father who invites the whole audience to drink rum!

Long live the father of the gold master!

Ahem, in short, the moment Yi Lin said this, the noisy tavern was strangely silent for a few seconds.

Everyone looked at the direction where Yi Lin was, and could not speak.

Yi Lin flipped his hand and took out a shiny gold coin, flipped it silently in his palm, playing with it.

It doesn't matter if the others are quiet.

But the seven pirate warriors who had plucked up the courage and greed to stand up, while staring straight at the gold coins in Yi Lin's hands, they couldn't help but burst into anger in their hearts.

Pretend!

Everyone thought of such a word in unison.

Everyone is a man, so why bother to pretend?

Yi Lin already controls the audience.

To be precise, his "perception" has completely covered the small tavern.

There are no dead ends.

Huh?

What is the lady boss doing in the backstage and changing clothes?

Yi Lin silently "looked" for a few more times, and found that there was nothing special, so he removed the "Thinking Motive Tentacle" and repositioned his perception on the situation in front of him.

Behind no one could see, Yi Lin flipped his palm, leaned into the storage space, took out a small card that was almost forgotten by him, and silently crushed it.

Behind Yi Lin, the light spot crushed by the card melted into the body and turned into a small BUFF in the upper right corner of the apostle panel.

——【Bullet deflection】.

Thanks to the riddler.

Getting ready, Yi Lin smiled and said: "If I didn’t guess wrong, just now, many people sneaked out of the tavern. They just ran to the port and wanted to board the captain’s "Queen". Look for the'treasure' that should exist in your imagination."

Everyone's face changed drastically.

Among the seven.

The head of...the pirate captain who didn't know his name had already taken out the treasured treasure...Flintlock!

boom!

In the tavern, there was almost a small half of people. At the moment the gunfire rang, it seemed that they had received a signal to do something. They came from different seas, from different pirate ships, and there were dozens of pirates. At this moment, the movements were neat and the rhythm was uniform. , Took out all the flintlocks and shot at the **** skeleton gentleman.

Kill kill kill!

There are gold coins if you kill!

Pirate's values ​​are so unpretentious!

Boom boom boom boom!

In an instant, the smell of rum in the tavern was concealed by the pungent smoke, and the fiery rose tavern was completely in chaos. The bullets shot from all directions, the dazzling tongue of fire, ruthlessly directed towards the figure in the corner. The thin and pretending "skeleton gentleman" spread over.

Leave no room at all.

Bang bang bang bang ——

"Ouch!"

"Fuck! I was shot!

"Fuc...kkkkk!"

"Fuc...kkkktwo!!!"

"..."

At the moment when the gunshots rang out one after another, around Yi Lin, many pirates who shot were splashed with blood... They were also shot!

and many more.

Some pirates have poor marksmanship, and the others in Biu are normal.

But in this case, among the people who almost shot, a large group of pirates fell down like leeks, which seemed a bit weird.

In Gotham City, Yi Lin has personally experienced the effects of the Riddler Easter Egg series.

Even the close-to-modern thermal weapons in Gotham City cannot leave even a bullet hole in the "Riddleman Gentleman" tuxedo, let alone these backward flintlocks in front of them?

Yi Lin was not worried at all.

After the others shot, Yi Lin smiled slightly, lowered the brim of his hat with his left hand, and with countless bullets against him, he did not retreat but moved forward, step by step towards the front of an unknown captain who was standing at the forefront...

The name is not important.

Who made you stand out like this?

Yi Lin's other hand had already condensed a "needle". When he walked in front of a certain captain, in the horrified gaze of the other party, he directly stretched out his hand to touch the other's dog's head and pierced the "needle".

The needle is between the virtual and the real, it can be said that there is no entity, so the dirty captain's hat cannot be an obstacle.

The moment a great captain was hit by the needle, he didn't feel anything wrong at first. When he reacted, seeing the bullet missed the "skeleton gentleman" at all, he was so frightened that he drew out the scimitar, Shaking, trying to hack to death the "skeleton gentleman" alive.

"???"

But it was precisely this movement of shaking the knife that the power of his right hand exceeded his own imagination, and he didn't control it, and directly struck the neck of his companion next to him.

A shocked and innocent head flew high--

"Come again!"

Rumbling rumbling--

Suddenly there was a continuous vibration from a distance.

But at this moment, there was already chaos in the tavern, and no one noticed the movement outside the tavern.

——Even if the movement is very big.

Yi Lin smiled slightly.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Yi Lin decided to try more.

Tossing on Lao Pan, Yi Lin was also worried about tossing Lao Pan to death.

But now Yi Lin doesn't have such unnecessary worries, tossing to death, maybe the effect is better and more prominent.

So Yi Lin condensed another needle and pierced it forward.

"???"

"Ohhhhhhhh-"

Suddenly, a certain captain turned his eyes up, foaming at the mouth, and his expression gradually changed. He left Yi Lin in front of him without paying any attention, screaming in his mouth, carrying a knife, rushing into the crowd, and slashing indiscriminately.

Yi Lin nodded in satisfaction.

Although this kind of action is suspected of taking off his pants and farting, after all, he can easily touch the dog's head, and it is the most direct way to hit the opponent's neck directly.

But the group of scum in front of them were pirates, and ordinary killings could no longer arouse the fear in their hearts.

So Yi Lin would rather be troublesome.

Suddenly became a perverted captain, brandishing a knife and hacking in the pirate group, with a strange expression.

Just now.

Among the pirates, Yi Lin showed up for a long time, and finally someone lived up to expectations and said in a desperate tone: "It's black, black, black witchcraft!!!"

"The skeleton gentleman knows black witchcraft!"

Others were shocked when they heard this, and they would not even dare to move for a while.

The crazy perverted captain was quickly shot to death.

Yi Lin felt a bit regretful and didn't cut off this chaotic value.

suddenly.

"It's not good, it's not good!"

Rumbling rumbling--

After the silence in the pub, the movement outside the pub became much clearer.

There were quite a few dirty pirates who were startled by the three words "Black Witchcraft", and at this time they also noticed the movement outside the tavern.

It was wave after wave, wave after wave of vibration...

It's just like……

What exploded?

Funny, this is the notorious pirate paradise Tetuga Island. Even the navy may not dare to go wild here. Who dares to provoke pirates on Tetuga Island?

Who dares to go wild on Tetuga Island... will face the anger of countless pirates!

"It's not good, it's not good!"

finally.

A dirty pirate broke into the tavern out of breath.

Huh?

Why is the atmosphere in the tavern so weird?

The moment he broke into the tavern, the panicked pirate was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't think much about it. He thought of everything that happened in the port, his eyelids were constantly shaking, and his face was crying: "Blow, blow, blow!"

"Humph!"

In the other corner, a pirate captain with the majesty of a superior and a beard wrapped around his chin slowly stood up.

Suddenly someone shouted loudly in the bar as if they were applauding: "Ah, this messy beard, that domineering posture, is it the legendary big pirate...'Yellow beard'!"

The'yellow beard' had a straight face and was noncommittal.

Yi Lin: "..."

But in the eyes of others, it is equivalent to default.

"Say, what did it explode?"

"The ship, the ship, the ship... the ship in the harbor exploded!"

"Which one?"

"Whose ship blew up?"

The little pirate who ran all the way back from the port to report the letter finally let out a cry: "All, all, all the ships! All were blown up! Except-the Queen!"

"!!!"

call out!

Chi Chi Chi Chi——

No one noticed.

When everyone was shocked by the explosion of various ships, the "skeleton gentleman" at the center of the vortex was no longer there.

No one noticed.

Just now, the "yellow beard" who forced Ge to stand up, exuding a strong breath, covered his neck with an unbelievable face after saying that, and sneered and sneered blood around his neck.

At the same time, a voice that seemed to be a bit disgusting came from behind him.

"Hey, this messy value... is it a fake? I thought I could make a wave."

Yi Lin shook his head helplessly, and touched the "fake yellow beard" by the way.

...

[Get Chaos Value +49! 】

[Kill "pirates who are good at disguising" and gain pirate reputation +2. 】

[Get the "Captain's Hat in Disguise"! 】

And not long ago.

Yi Lin was swiped by a prompt in front of her eyes.

Just when the port started to shake.

...

[Get Chaos +1! 】

[Get Chaos +1! 】

[Get Chaos Value +34! 】

[Sink the pirate ship "The Valor" and gain reputation +789! 】

[Sink the pirate ship "Elizabeth" and gain reputation +1200! 】

"?"

[Sink the pirate ship "The Banshee of the Sea" and gain +999 reputation! 】

[Get Chaos Value...]

[Sink...]

...

Chaos value, prestige value is a big harvest!

This wave has made a lot of money!

While everyone was shocked, Yi Lin shuttled through the crowd in the dim light and returned to his original position.

Everything happened too quickly, too suddenly, and it made people unprepared.

Soon after, all the pirates came back to their senses, scrambling to squeeze through the small door of the tavern and rush out of the street.

In the direction of the port, the sky was illuminated by a terrible fire. In the dark night, the clouds on the horizon were as dazzling as the fire clouds in the morning.

In that direction, countless sailors moved frantically, as if trying to rescue the poor supplies in the sea.

"Yes...skeleton gentleman!"

Needless to say!

At a glance, there are only a few ships left in the harbor, looking lonely and lonely in the fire and smoke!

Except for the Queen... all the other ships were sunk!

Their ship!

Everyone thought of this in unison, and slammed back to the tavern with arrogance, and took out their knives one after another.

In the scene just now, although it was extremely terrifying, it doesn't mean that the bullet can't die, it doesn't mean it can't be hacked!

Kill kill kill!

Shark the **** pirate! ! !

Damn the pirate! !

When all the pirates returned to the tavern, they saw that the skeleton gentleman was still sitting on the original table recklessly, without any other actions.

And on the desktop, a weird red knife sticks straight into the desktop.

The skeleton gentleman was boringly using gold coins one after another, stacking high on the hilt of the knife.

One... Two... Three...

Everyone subconsciously swallowed their saliva, staring at the weird pile of gold coins on the handle of the knife, counting them one by one.

Counting the pirates and found that there are too many gold coins!

It's hard to count!

Shaking blind! !

At this time, I don't know who finally looked away from the bright and blind gold coin ~www.novelmt.com~ and found the dead body lying in the corner.

After all, in the empty tavern, there was an extra corpse, which was very dazzling and eye-catching.

"'Yellow Beard'! He is dead!"

Ding!

At this time, Yi Lin silently took out a gold coin from the storage space.

"Clamped" with the power of mind, floated into the sky in the horrified eyes of everyone, and landed on the top.

"..."

The pirates looked at each other.

finally.

I don't know how long it took, someone couldn't help breaking the silence.

"Great Captain Skeleton Gentleman, look...humble me, do I still have a chance? I wiped the floor clean!"