I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Haiting City.

Under the goddess tower.

Li Changge is full of spirits.

Stand with your hands.

As if the world is invincible.

Wearing a bat suit like a "turtle shell", those low-level apostles could hardly help Li Changge.

In addition, as a senior actor, Li Changge has certain ancient martial arts skills. Although not strong, with the addition of epic equipment, Li Changge's attributes faintly surpass other apostles.

Coupled with the messy special effects of blinding dogs, it was actually able to withstand one or two offensives of the apostles.

Li Changge became more and more brave as he fought, his face flushed, his legs closed tightly, and a fist blasted out, bringing out a splendid special effect of stars, just like the collapse of the universe, devastating.

The special effects were so real that even if the apostles knew it was false, they couldn't help being shocked by the extremely realistic special effects.

So the special effects of this dog day are endless, right?

Finally...someone is angry!

Click.

suddenly.

Just when Li Changge was preparing to brew a new wave of new special effects, he once again attacked the monsters in front of him.

There was a sudden click in his ear.

It's like something... a sound effect that quietly pierced through.

"?"

Li Changge didn't care.

The corners of his mouth crooked.

No one noticed that under the bandage, he lifted a wicked and arrogant smile.

call out!

Special effects are flying all over the sky!

The peach blossoms are blooming!

The stars are rolling!

I am Li Changge!

I am Li Changge who is madly dragging cool and handsome guys, wow hahaha!

Click, click, click.

Just as Li Changge's nose was up to the sky, and his body was filled with a smell called Dese, the weird sounds of khakaka came from his ears one after another.

"?"

suddenly.

Among the apostles who had been busy beating the tortoise shell on Li Changge's body, someone suddenly had sharp eyes and couldn't help but say something.

"Huh? This dog's equipment seems to be torn?"

Cracked?

Li Changge was slightly startled when he heard the words.

Dare to fool me?

Do you really think I'm stupid?

Can I believe it?

Click, click, click.

This time, with more and more various attacks on his body, Li Changge discovered that the khaka sound coming from his ear became clearer, and it was clearly not an illusion.

So Li Changge was full of question marks, punching and kicking the crowd, and then checked the attributes of the epic equipment.

There seems to be some changes in one of them.

【Durability】12/3000

"!"

Durability!

"What is the durability of epic equipment?"

How can there be such an unscientific setting?

Isn't it about artifacts?

Isn't it epic?

In an instant, Li Changge looked down and found that the [Bat Battle Suit·Change] on his body was covered with fine and dense cracks, like fragile colored glass, that would shatter when touched.

"!!!"

"and many more!"

Li Changge suddenly jumped out of the crowd, stretched out his palm, and shouted.

The group of low-level apostles was shocked by Li Changge's sudden loud voice and stood there for a few seconds, and the various club and knife offensives really stopped for a while.

Everyone slowly slapped a question mark in unison.

Of course, they are not Li Changge. These question marks are all brain-filled, without special effects.

Li Changge sneered coldly.

very cold.

Just like his mood at the moment.

"Emotions...emotions...acting skills...acting...your generous Li Changge, you are an actor..."

Li Changge is brewing emotions, and his emotions are gradually full.

Sudden.

Someone broke the silence.

There was a burst of sad and heroic music in everybody’s ears. They were immersed in the BGM, as if they had witnessed a martyr, risking ten deaths, resolutely set foot on the battlefield, and then wrapped in a gorgeous shroud. Homecoming... Ah, what a cool BGM...

"Have you heard?"

"So sad..."

"How do I feel that this music sounds like someone will feel heroic?"

"..."

Li Changge suddenly raised his head, scanned the audience with cold eyes, and spoke slowly.

"Say it beforehand. You must...don't slap your face."

"NS!"

When everyone heard it, they couldn't respond. Li Changge's tortoise shell had reached the edge of shattering, so he took over, and various weapon fists greeted Li Changge.

Crackling.

Bang bang bang bang.

Happiness.

Puff puff puff.

Li Changge was drowned in the angry crowd in an instant, unable to extricate himself.

"Oh fuck!"

"Didn't you say you don't slap your face?"

"I'm grass? Still slapped?"

Li Changge wanted to cry without tears, just now, the [Bat Battle Suit·Gai] on his body was completely broken.

It directly becomes a non-attribute appearance equipment.

Everyone was fooled by Li Changge all night, and they had already suffocated their stomachs. They didn't show mercy at all, and greeted them wherever they felt happy.

In a blink of an eye, Li Changge had countless footprints on his body, especially his left and right faces.

"What do you guys slap their faces again?!"

Li Changge was also angry.

He saw his health drop crazily in just a few seconds, and if this continues, he is very likely to be beaten to death by these crazy revengeful apostles.

and many more.

Li Changge suddenly remembered what the squinted fat man had given him besides Yi Lin's kit.

Li Changge can't take care of that much at this moment. After all, he has exhausted his cards, and he has kept these apostles out of the goddess tower for so long, almost to the point where the oil is exhausted and the lights are dry. At this moment, even if Li Erpang gave him the stuff The child is a pile of shit, and Li Changge will not hesitate to throw it out as a life-saving straw.

After all, he has no choice.

Li Changge resisted various attacks, gritted his teeth and took out Li Erpang's card from the storage space.

Then, without looking at it, just crush it.

In an instant, the power of the card turned into five rays of light, condensed into five mysterious shapes on the top of Li Changge's head, and slowly hovered in a mysterious orbit.

The moment that Wutuo mysterious props appeared on Li Changge's head.

In the inner and outer three circles, the apostle who was beating Li Changge in the innermost circle suddenly smelled an earth-shattering stench.

This stench is appalling, and it's crazy.

"Fuck!"

"Which brother is farting, please stand up and let us kill him."

"Who accidentally dropped the **** on the pants!"

Among the apostles, because of the sudden stench, the original formation of beating Li Changge neatly, quickly dispersed, and fled from the center of the “stinky” one after another.

Suddenly Li Changge... dumbfounded.

and many more.

He just thought about it at random, he didn't even think that the last thing Li Erfao stuffed into his hand... turned out to be shit!

And there is more than one!

Horrible!

It's no wonder that the fat man gave him that card with an expression of disgust and disgust on his face!

That's it!

At the same time, Li Changge also smelled it. From the top of his forehead, there was a burst of...ah no, it was five bursts of stench.

It's like the legendary stinky tofu, put in socks that haven't been washed for a few months, and then hoarded for ten years, the smell that comes out after reopening the jar.

It's...relentless!

...

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Li Changge wanted to cry without tears.

At this moment, he actually had the urge to beat the squinted fat man to death.

Because of the stench, let alone other people, even he couldn't stand it.

To be precise, it should be that as long as it is a living body with a normal sense of smell, it can't stand this odor.

and many more.

Can't stand it?

Li Changge was startled suddenly.

He suddenly reacted.

When Li Changge raised his head again, he let out a gloomy smile again.

The others stared suspiciously at the Wutuo mysterious object on Li Changge's forehead. Suddenly, some of them couldn't help shouting: "Wait! Don't forget! This is fake! All are fake!"

Yes!

It makes sense!

Others echoed.

This guy pretended to be pretending all night, and was almost fooled by his realistic special effects.

As a result, everyone was forced to retreat by the stench, again preparing to kill, and once again besieged Li Changge.

Li Changge smiled slightly.

The clouds are light and the wind is light.

Of course, no one can distinguish Li Changge's unpredictable smile wrapped in gauze.

But it is not important.

As long as Li Changge shows this smile, it means... that he has a sense of substitution, and having a sense of substitution means that his emotions are about to start to surging.

"Shit! Disease!"

Li Changge's eyes shot out two electric sparks, which instantly pointed at the apostle who had just yelled loudest.

call out--

The mysterious lump flew out of Li Changge's forehead like lightning in an instant, and flew straight towards the target Li Changge had locked.

Even if they knew it was a "special effect", but saw a bunch of disgusting things flying straight to their face, no matter who it was, they would be shocked, even if they knew it was a special effect, but no one would dare to gamble on it. One of the possibilities.

Perhaps this kind of attack is more terrifying than any kind of weapon.

Even if it doesn't kill people...but it's heartbreaking!

Snapped.

suddenly.

The poor hapless guy had just had time to take two steps, but Li Changge's "attack" was faster, and it was directly on the hapless guy's face.

The other apostles didn't care whether they were true or not. Seeing this scene, their stomachs were upset, and they were directly away from the hapless apostle.

The hapless guy was dumbfounded.

He suddenly cried out desperately: "I, I, I was poisoned! My health is dropping crazily! This is true...shit!!"

As soon as this is said!

Surprised the world!

Horrible!

Even if it's dead, no one wants to be like this on his face.

But Li Changge directly lost his eyes, and felt a sense of revenge in his heart. After all, he only felt a hot pain on his face at the moment, and he didn't know whether he was disfigured under the beating of those bastards.

Li Changge snarled frantically in his heart.

Since you dare to slap me in the face, I, Li Changge, is destined to let you--

Shit has no burial place!

Without hesitation, Li Changge directly selected four more unlucky ones, and threw out the **** that was spinning and jumping on his forehead one after another.

Whooshoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

At the same time, four more people were confused by indescribable things.

so horrible!

"The **** on his head is gone!"

At this time ~www.novelmt.com~ some witty apostles who have been hiding behind others, trying to prevent Li Changge from seeing, saw that the **** above Li Changge's head was finally delivered, as if seeing the dawn of hope in despair , Overjoyed.

but.

Li Changge sneered coldly.

Close your eyes.

Emotions have long been brewing to the extreme.

At the moment Li Changge opened his eyes again.

Behind him, like a peacock opening a screen, piles of indescribable things appeared out of thin air, proliferating like locusts crossing the border.

In an instant, everyone's expressions suddenly changed.

——The expression is pale.

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