I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Yi Lin didn't notice.

Before he left.

A beautiful young woman with a slender figure, with a pink little girl sitting on her shoulders.

This is the legendary lift.

"Mama, Mama, nothing to see!"

Xiao Xi pouted.

The beautiful young woman smiled softly: "Okay, it's getting late, mommy accompany Xiaoxi to lunch, okay?"

"Xiaoxi don't! Xiaoxi wants to watch it again! So fun!"

"What else is there to watch when the crew is gone?" The beautiful young woman laughed blankly.

"Emmmm—" Xiaoxi tilted her head, and she suddenly turned her head to look in a certain direction.

That direction.

A figure in a black tuxedo disappeared in no time.

"Mama, Xiaoxi wants to go there!"

Xiaoxi stretched out her small finger and pointed in that direction.

...

...

What is...

The fastest knife?

Oda Mai doesn't know.

How many knives can be swung in one second?

Or……

How many messy fallen leaves can be cut with one knife?

Or is it……

Oda Mai vaguely remembered that the "master" once said that after she swung the sword out, it was the fastest one to reach the one who could not even imagine it.

But.

Oda Mai asked, complained, and thought, but has been unable to reach the state described by the "master".

Even in Guiwu Mountain, she increased her strength to the highest level, but she couldn't cut out the sword light she yearned for in her heart.

There are four people in front of you.

As for the others besides these four, it is not important at all.

Because it can't be killed.

Those who cannot be killed are not important.

Of course, the people who have been killed are not important.

Oda Mai raised her head.

The hand is already on the handle of the knife.

There was no expression on that ghost's face.

In fact, Oda Mai didn't have any expressions under the "Ghost Face".

The four masked apostles have become horns, faintly surrounding Oda Mai.

When the surrounding people saw this, they all yelled.

It's like cheering for several "actors" who are working hard.

The masks worn by the four apostles looked like the same series, as if they were purchased from the same store.

They are -

A completely bald monk.

Kappa.

Pig head.

monkey.

A kind of weird combination.

With a bit of complaint, the "monk" straightened the mask on his face: "Should we really wear this stupid mask?"

Zhutou smiled coldly: "What can you do if you don't wear it? Can you show your identity openly? Don't forget,'that organization' is now in this city. If it's an infighting between'us', that organization might be open for a moment. Just close one eye, but if it causes chaos in the real world...hehe."

The next words didn't make it clear.

But others had no choice but to accept this plan.

But having said that, thanks to the inspiration given by the "Fat Rabbit" brother, maybe he can act in such a disguised way in the real world in the future.

Thank you Fattu Brother.

I don’t know if Brother Fat Rabbit is dead now.

At this time.

"Kappa" took a step forward.

He is wearing a large navy blue robe.

Both hands are completely hidden in the sleeves.

Click.

The moment he took a step, there was a faint sound of bullet loading from between the kappa's sleeves.

Kappa asked in a low voice with no joy or sadness: "There is only one spirit weapon? How to divide it?"

"Monkey" chuckled softly, "I start to worry about uneven distribution before I get everything?"

Kappa: "..."

Pig head: "..."

The monk chuckled, "I have a proposal."

"Say."

The other three "companions" spoke in unison.

"According to intelligence, there are currently five'boxes' in the entire Haiting City. We don’t know whether the box in front of us is true or false. We might as well grab the box first. No matter who grabs it, we must open the box in front of everyone. ."

"If there is really something in the box, then discuss the next step of distribution."

"Nonsense!" Kappa's tone was a little impatient, and he sneered: "After talking for a long time, it's all nonsense. In case there is really something in the box, there is only one item. We have four people here, and we still can't tell. In terms of strength, we all It's almost the same, and then you will fight to death and death?"

The monk heard this, but was not annoyed, and said with a slight smile: "When the time comes, whether it is based on strength or exchange of other props or equipment, it will not be too late to discuss."

Kappa suddenly lowered his head: "Exchange?"

Dutou: "Wonderful!"

Monkey: "Yes!"

So in a few words, the distribution method of the box behind Oda Mai was initially determined.

Behind the ghost face, Oda Mai pursed her lips slightly.

For a moment, she looked at the four apostles who had no cooperation at all, and the thoughts that had been concentrated on the long knife around her waist, but there was a moment of trance.

That man...

Just by relying on a simple plan that couldn't be simpler, everyone was playing between applause.

Oda Mai believes that many of the apostles in Haiting City should have seen this clearly a trap.

But even if it has been seen that it may be a trap, it has to take the initiative to plunge into it.

After all, the temptation of the so-called unowned spirit weapon is really too great.

It was big enough for the apostles to flock to it and take all the risks.

Oda Mai's heart moved.

Suddenly she remembered that at the end of Ghost Wushan, the back of the one who stepped on the void and raised his hands like a devil.

Oda Mai laughed suddenly.

No one saw her smile.

"If I can kill him... maybe I can reach the realm that the master said?"

Even Oda Mai didn't understand why she had such a weird idea somehow.

"Well, it's possible."

Oda Mai narrowed her smile.

despair.

despair.

despair.

When the four of them had just discussed, Oda Mai had already walked towards the four of them step by step.

Awe-inspiring.

There is no retreat for her knife.

suddenly.

The four apostles who had just finished their quarrel suddenly fell silent.

No more quarrels.

Kappa's two long sleeves suddenly moved, and in an instant, two delicate silver pistols appeared in Kappa's palm.

"Thermal weapon?"

Others reacted differently.

Among the apostles, because the thermal weapons made in the real world cannot be brought into the inner world, the apostles who use thermal weapons as their main means of attack do not account for too many apostles.

But there is no doubt that thermal weapons have low thresholds, are easy to use, have no sequelae, and have various advantages. They are also an excellent means of attack in the real world.

"die!"

Oda dance is more than ten meters away from a few people.

Kappa suddenly shot.

Boom boom boom!

But Oda Mai moved before she ejected.

That figure is like running clouds and flowing water, without any hindrance, the bullet passes through Oda Mai's body!

Taking into account the ordinary people around him, Kappa had already calculated the trajectory of the bullet, and the ballistic trajectory was lower than usual, but anyway, he aimed hard and didn't paddle.

But what's strange is that Oda Mai's swift and swift pace can easily avoid the bullet, and there is no such glamorous blood splashing on his body as Kappa expected.

"Shabi!" Without saying a word, Zhutou took out a seemingly ordinary kitchen knife and yelled: "She saw through the look in your eyes!"

Oda is dancing!

In an instant, her slow-moving footsteps slammed onto the ground.

The whole person was like a cannonball, and directly rushed into the encirclement of the four!

——Draw a knife!

The kitchen knife of the pig's head mask has just come out of its sheath.

There was a line that ran across his neck without pause.

Flashed by.

...

...

【14:00】

Haiting City.

This is the time when the scorching sun is hottest.

The usually congested lanes are completely stagnant at this time and can't walk at all.

Because……

Do not know why.

A large group of weird people wearing masks ran a marathon in Haiting City.

It's kind of hot.

Toot toot——

Countless car owners were blocked on the road and couldn't move, and couldn't help but honked their horns frantically to vent their unhappiness.

"Huh? Is there a marathon today?"

"I heard that someone is running on the road ahead? Damn it? No one cares?"

"I haven't heard of the marathon, but I heard that today there is a mysterious crew that is shooting location scenes throughout the city."

"Location? Crazy? In the city?"

"Haha, but I heard that the scene is pretty good, you know it by watching the BBS, they all say that the special effects of the crew are awesome, the acting is realistic, and the absolute conscience. Not to mention, the word of mouth has exploded before the movie is released, and they are all asking whether they are shooting. What movie, when will it be released?"

"Wait, the hottest search is number one?"

Just when many people got out of the car and talked.

A weird man with his head wrapped in bandages, with a large splendid chrysanthemum light and shadow behind him, ran across the ground among countless suspended vehicles.

Immediately afterwards.

A weird man wearing a clown mask, carrying a pitted baseball bat on his shoulder, directly slammed his face into the chrysanthemums, and followed behind the bandaged weird man.

Chrysanthemum flowers are blooming.

You drive me too.

"Ah this..."

"Ah this..."

"Ah this..."

All the people whose faces were muddled by that piece of chrysanthemum all coincided, dumbfounded.

Thought there was a hallucination.

"Wait, did you see..."

"chrysanthemum?"

"No, it's a large piece of chrysanthemum... the one that bursts while opening!"

"Fuck! What the BBS says is true! There are people filming on the street! How did you get this special effect, can you also do post-production special effects on site?"

"Are you stupid? It must be some kind of latest special effects technology, you know what a shit!"

Beep.

A certain car owner decisively parked the car on the side of the road and locked it up.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Look at the excitement, otherwise, why are you stuck here?"

"Wait, your position, stop!"

"Just give him a double flash. The big deal is that when the traffic police comes, I said that I can't stand it anymore. Go look for the toilet! Hey, don't talk about it, I don't believe the traffic police can come in! AI The traffic police are making mistakes a lot, so you don’t have to complain later."

"Brother wit! Wait for me, I will go too!"

So many citizens have joined the marathon army.

Shortly after the bandage man and the clown ran past.

A group of masked men with various weird-shaped weapons in their hands formed a long line and passed by the traffic jam.

"Where are the two boxes?"

"there!"

One of the masked men pointed in a certain direction.

"??"

"??"

"There is a splendid chrysanthemum over there!"

"go--"

Yi Lin: "..."

"It seems that Li Changge and Lao Pan don't need any help here, right?"

Yi Lin bowed his head and muttered to himself.

Li Changge and Lao Pan are far more chaotic than he thought.

But the more chaotic, the easier it is to fish in troubled waters.

Old Pan's lucky value is quite high, and it shouldn't be that easy to get into trouble.

Well, it should.

Yi Lin remembered that he had other things, so he turned and left decisively.

Re-entered into the crowd and disappeared.

after all--

He is very busy.

There is not much time.

For some reason, looking at the large swarm of apostles gathered together, Yi Lin always had the urge to sneak a few knives in the past.

Whether it is for death points or chaos values.

Or the random reward that is not very reliable, no loss in any case.

But soon, Yi Lin suppressed this inexplicable impulse.

Frowning, Yi Lin didn't think too much.

the other side.

Li Changge's mentality collapsed.

The endless chrysanthemum special effects behind him are proof.

"Fuck! How can those guys chase so tightly?"

Li Changge was very puzzled. He had clearly exerted all his strength. With his years of experience in throwing away countless paparazzi, he could be chased for an entire hour, which is very incredible.

Hear the words.

Old Pan, who was also on the run, also realized that something was wrong.

He raised his head sharply.

His eyes narrowed.

Because of the scorching sun, when I raised my head, my eyes were stung by the dazzling sunlight.

But at this time, Old Pan also faintly saw that, just above Li Changge's head, about three meters away, there seemed to be a black spot floating.

No matter where Li Changge goes, the black spot will follow wherever he goes, like a bone gangrene.

"There seems to be something on your head."

Old Pan squeezed the stick, weighed whether he could knock down the black spot, and reminded him kindly.

Li Changge was taken aback.

He ran a few steps faster and looked up.

Yo!

There is really a small black spot.

Because he was floating above Li Changge's head, Li Changge's eyes were almost blinded by the glare.

and many more.

Li Changge tried to distinguish the shape and posture of the black spot as he ran.

It seems that some Q bombs are delicious.

Take a closer look.

finally--

Li Changge vaguely saw the true colors of the black spots.

"Fuck? Pippi shrimp? What the hell!"

"Pippi shrimp?"

Old Pan didn't seem to expect Li Changge's eyesight to be good, so he raised his head and looked at it for a few seconds.

Sure enough, the black spot floating on top of Li Changge's head turned out to be a very mini bowed shrimp.

"It's a skill!"

Old Pan quickly made a judgment.

very professional.

"Skills?" Li Changge stunned as he ran, "Aren't you trying to say that it's just such a Pippi shrimp, let them chase me all the way?"

Old Pan nodded.

Now that it's a skill, it's easy to handle.

Li Changge asked quickly: "Is there a way?"

Old Pan jumped over a floating car, and then thought for a few seconds.

There was silence.

"Oh, yes, you are useless."

Li Changge suddenly realized.

Pan Xiaozheng: "..."

In the marathon army chasing and killing bandage men.

One of them closed his eyes.

Constantly sensing the position of "Pippi Shrimp".

[Go! Pippi shrimp! 】

This is his most proud tracking skill.

Although the skill level is not high, it is extremely practical.

As long as you are stared at by Pippi Shrimp, you will never be lost.

Hum hum.

Go! Pippi shrimp!

...

...

On the BBS forum.

Has long been chaotic.

It is said that the shooting team of this mysterious crew is roughly divided into three shooting teams.

The first team.

"Ghost Face" was alone, each with one knife, and killed four "enemies". Whether it was acting, emotional on-site, or the **** scene that did not go through harmony at all, it was unanimously praised by countless audiences, and it was highly praised. Compliments.

It's just that some people find it strange that how can those severed hands and feet that have been chopped off be so realistic?

But not long after this "doubt" was posted, it was overwhelmed by comments like "It's been 2121, does anyone know what special effects are, what is special effects makeup? No, no? No?"

That little bit of doubt did not make much waves at all.

The second team.

It is a team of actors headed by the Fattu couple.

Said on the forum.

Fat Rabbit’s extremely down-to-earth curse lines can fully mobilize the emotions of the audience and the enemy, and in the process of running, use unique body language to show the essence of the tactics of "guerrilla warfare", playing the enemy on Between applause.

Praise!

like!

10086 likes!

Moreover, although the "Strong Rabbit" was silent along the way, in every behavior and manner, they all revealed their sincere and hidden love for the Fat Rabbit, completely interpreting it as a "Chaplin" level for the audience. Performing arts without lines.

It's perfect.

Countless people thought of the love story of the fat rabbits, their eyes flushed, tears flowed, and they posted messages saying, "From today I start to believe in love again!".

The third team.

It takes "Bandage Man" and "Joker" as the protagonists, staged a scene of life and death in countless traffic.

Compared with the acting skills of the two, the whole Huating City feels the incredible special effects on the bandage man who can't stop. Sometimes the chrysanthemum blossoms, sometimes the head of the grave is smashed, sometimes the waves are turbulent, and sometimes radiant. It has blinded countless people's dog eyes.

This kind of realistic special effects displayed on the scene has made countless people feel that this crew definitely lost money in secret. Just looking at these special effects, it is conservatively estimated that the investment in the film is as high as billions or more. It is a big investment and large production. .

It is completely different from the previous crews that made junk movies under the guise of "big investment".

Of course, one of the more important reasons why this mysterious crew was able to cause a sensation in Haiting City should be——

It's all set off by peers.

certainly.

In addition to the above protagonist.

The acting skills of you dragons have also been highly praised by the citizens.

Especially those dead bodies.

He could die so realistically and professionally, until he was carried away, he remained motionless in the "death" posture, just like a real death, which gave countless people a kind of immersive experience and personally entered the movie plot. a feeling of.

4D? Oh no... this is a must-have 6D movie!

Many people seem to have seen a man with a white smiley mask in a very formal dress appearing in various shooting scenes.

But they don't know why, they just seem to think that there is such a person, but no one can be sure that they have seen this man, which is a bit strange.

same.

This "small doubt" can't make much waves in the current BBS of Huating City.

Soon it was brushed down by other hot posts.

...

The setting sun went down.

The night came up quietly.

But the ghost face seems to have begun the intermission.

The other two marathon teams are still tirelessly in Haiting City, staged a life-and-death scene.

——Very dedicated.

Therefore, some of the office workers who have been staring at the BBS posts, after finally getting off work, immediately lost their tie and overalls, tracked the location of the post, and watched the most realistic location shooting in history.

The audience is increasing.

The atmosphere of the entire Haiting City is getting more and more outrageous.

...

【18:30】

The other side of Haiting City.

Zhongzhu District.

Zhao Yulong was like a tourist, completely ignoring the killing in Haiting City, walking east and west, and ate a lot of local specialties by the way.

——All invoices were issued.

Have to be reimbursed.

He was on business after all.

Wearing beach pants and flip-flops, Zhao Yulong burped one after another with satisfaction.

Angela followed closely behind Zhao Yulong.

His expression flickered, he twisted his slender fingers, and used his mobile phone to browse the web from time to time, with an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes.

Zhao Yulong didn't seem to notice.

Angela, who was following behind him, was getting farther and farther away from him.

From one meter at the beginning, it gradually stretched to five meters.

"Oh right...huh? What are you doing so far?"

Zhao Yulong frowned and asked.

Angela chuckled, elegantly placed a slender lady's cigarette, and smiled: "Didn't you quit smoking? I'm afraid the smell of my smoke will get you acridine!"

"Fuck!"

Zhao Yulong was a little depressed.

I knew I would not refuse second-hand smoke from beautiful women.

Reserved... shameful.

However, Zhao Yulong changed his mind, thinking of the perfect woman in his memory, and seemed to have a little more motivation to quit smoking.

Reserved... well, it's actually not that bad.

"Don't you think?"

Angela approached Zhao Yulong a few steps with a crisp laugh.

"I don't want to think about it."

Zhao Yulong shook his head quickly and chewed another piece of gum...somewhat dull.

Angela took a deep breath, her eyebrows clustered slightly, and then stretched out quickly, and smiled: "The task is running out of time. If Zhang Huichun doesn't show up again, with my current death point, he will definitely be Obliterate... To be honest, I regret working with you a little bit."

"How long is there?"

Zhao Yulong lowered his head for a moment, and it seemed that the same thing was the case, so he asked one more question.

Angela lowered her head.

The scarlet lips smoked.

It seems to be checking the time limit on the apostle panel.

After a while, he said, "It's less than 6 hours."

"That's very urgent."

Zhao Yulong expressed his understanding of Angela’s feelings: "But that kid is quite sure. He said, the more time goes to the end, the greater the chance that Zhang Huichun will appear, but now the apostles are all gathered together, Zhang Huichun estimates It's not easy to start."

"Then?"

"Hey..." Zhao Yulong squinted his eyes and laughed twice: "This is another plan! The secret."

Angela: "..."

There was a moment of silence.

Angela suddenly sneered: "I said in advance~www.novelmt.com~ Although I accept your protection, but if the mission fails, it will be dead. I might as well rush out and kill a few, maybe I will live to the end. I remember that you had an agreement that you would generally not intervene in the fights between the apostles, unless it caused too serious an'abnormal event'."

Zhao Yulong smiled: "Yes, there was indeed such an agreement. If you want to leave, you can do it at any time, but if you want to disrupt the order or kill the innocent at will, don't blame me for not reminding you..."

"You will die very quietly." Zhao Yulong's wretched expression changed abruptly, his eyes gleaming with danger.

Angela: "..."

suddenly.

A voice abruptly sounded behind them.

"problem occurs."

"!"

"..."

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