I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

silence.

Keep silent.

Awkward silence--

"Well, I don't believe it."

Yi Lin stood up blankly, preparing to leave.

"Don't—big brother!"

Li Changge seemed to regard Yi Lin as the last straw, and pulled Yi Lin's pants tightly to prevent Yi Lin from turning around and leaving.

Pan Xiaozheng yawned boredly.

"Have you forgotten your identity a bit?"

Yi Lin couldn't laugh or cry as she watched Li Changge sprinkling on her lap.

"International superstar?"

Li Changge said weakly.

"I mean another identity."

"The world's most handsome?" Li Changge's tone was a little uncertain.

Yi Lin: "..."

"Oh, don't don't don't, don't go! Big brother! I know! I know so!"

Seeing Yi Lin's disagreement, Li Changge would leave, and said quickly: "I know! I haven't forgotten! But I just hit a ghost! I don't want to! I'm so helpless too!"

"Don't you have a'ghost killing technique'?"

Yi Lin thought for a while.

This is a skill they learned together in Ghost Wushan.

——Although there is no use for eggs.

It's like an ancient story.

A pig slaughter has learned the art of slaying dragons very hard.

However, there is no dragon in the world.

This is...very miserable.

Yi Lin felt that the reason for the "Ghost Killing Technique" was a tasteless skill. After the trial of Guiwu Mountain, this skill couldn't improve his strength at all.

If it hadn't been for bringing an apocalyptic knight module with enhanced skills, the "ghost killing technique" would be tasteless to Yi Lin.

Thought of this.

Yi Lin chuckled again and added: "This is not just right, the'ghost killing technique' can finally be used."

Li Changge: "..."

This is so reasonable that Li Changge was speechless.

Under Li Changge's stalking, Yi Lin reluctantly sat down again.

This time, Li Changge finally didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, so he got to the point.

Cut into the topic.

Whispered.

"Cough cough..." Li Changge coughed dryly, cleared his throat habitually, brewing emotions, his expression gradually sad: "Actually, this is a long story..."

Yi Lin: "Then please make a long story short, I'm very busy."

Yi Lin's words were not excuses.

Although it seems that Yi Lin did not have any major events after returning from a trip to Gotham City.

But whether it is to continue to study the "Bacchus factor" in the body.

Continue to plan for the "future".

Or it might be the development of motivation.

Or follow the progress of Mo Mengmeng's research.

No matter what it is, it is far better than sitting here and listening to Li Changge's nonsense.

——Because it is not important.

Li Changge was quite speechless.

But he seemed to see that if he didn't pick the key points anymore, Yi Lin and Pan Zhengyi were very likely to knock him to the ground with one punch, and then drove away.

In Li Changge's eyes, one of these two guys is shameless and the other is nervous, but neither is good.

then.

Li Changge looked at Yi Lin and Pan Zhengyi who were expressionless, re-brewing their emotions.

"That night... the night of September 7. I just came back from a movie in Haiting Film and Television City. Oh, yes, the movie is called "The Gambler, the Holy Gambler, the Emperor Gambler and the Emperor Gambler Through Time and Space", and it is expected to be released next year. If you want to see it, I will give you a special ticket for the premiere!"

Li Changge glanced at Pan Zhengyi again: "I will give you one too."

Yi Lin stood up in silence.

Pan Xiaozheng clenched his fists silently.

"Cough cough cough, the next step is the point! The point! The point!"

Yi Lin sat down again.

Pan Xiaozheng let go of his clenched fists.

Seeing that the atmosphere was wrong, Li Changge said quickly: "You know, usually, I definitely have a special car to pick you up, but that day, sister Lu was a little uncomfortable, and I didn't bother to drive by myself. It was dark, a bit cold, and chilly. ."

"Plus, Shanghai Ting Film and Television City is not far from this villa, so I just pretended to be a little bit that day, and planned to walk back from the film and television city. Oh, by the way, you should not understand that stars like me have too many fans. It will definitely be troublesome to be recognized on the road."

Pan Xiaozheng suddenly said, "A fan like Winmani?"

Crack up.

Suddenly a special effect of chrysanthemum blossoms burst out behind Li Changge.

baffling.

"In short, I was alone that night, walking silently on the road."

"The point is here." Li Changge seemed to think of something, and his whole body trembled slightly: "When I came back that day, there was no one else around...because it was too late. At that moment, I suddenly felt as if someone was watching from behind. Look at me..."

"The look in the eyes staring at me from behind makes me feel something called ‘murderous’—ah! Yes, Old Pan, it’s your look!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Li Changge's tone paused briefly and continued: "I was the first reaction at the time. I might have encountered the paparazzi, so I didn't pay attention to it. Anyway, I also have experience in this matter. So I took advantage of many years of experience to hide... but... But you don’t know, the feeling that my sight gives me is getting closer, closer, closer, closer, and suddenly—!!!"

Li Changge shouted.

Pan Xiaozheng jumped directly on the sofa, his face expressionless, and he stood upright, with a metal baseball bat in his hand for some time.

"Just talk about things, can you stop being as empathetic as you read lines?"

Yi Lin twitched the corner of his eyes, resisting the urge to fist, and then pulled away two positions with Pan Xiaozheng without a trace.

To be precise, it was two positions with "Harley Quinn's good friend".

Only then did Pan Xiaozheng realize that he had overreacted, and silently put away the metal baseball bat, and then sat down again.

But obviously, after Li Changge's shocking narrative, Pan Xiaozheng's eyes became a little more interesting.

It seems interesting.

Li Changge continued: "Suddenly, I turned my head...no one behind."

Yi Lin nodded.

Common routines for horror stories.

There is no surprise at all.

If there was something behind him, Li Changge would be gone.

Need help here?

Seeing Lao Pan and Yi Lin, Li Changge's expressions were not disturbed.

Can't help being a little disappointed.

He didn't know that, in fact, Yi Lin and Old Pan were a little disappointed in the ending of this ghost story.

Li Changge didn't dare to continue with pneumonia, and continued to tell the story of his own supernatural.

"Although there was no one behind when I turned my head, I can be sure that that line of sight has never disappeared."

Yi Lin narrowed his eyes slightly.

Looking behind Li Changge.

As Li Changge was talking, he noticed Yi Lin's eyes and turned his head back in fright.

behind--

No one.

"Fuck, don't scare me."

"Ha ha."

Yi Lin smiled and shook his head without explaining.

"Then I went home."

Li Changge swallowed hardly: "My bedroom is on the second floor, and sister Lu also lives here, but she lives on the first floor..."

When Old Pan heard this, he suddenly became interested: "Oh, huh?"

——The tone is the third tone.

"Ahem, don't get me wrong... Forget it, it doesn't matter." As a star, Li Changge seems to have been accustomed to gossip and did not intend to explain, so he continued to tell supernatural stories.

"I usually slept alone that night. You know, Li Changge was very clean and self-conscious."

Yi Lin and Old Pan nodded at the same time.

I believe it.

"But here comes the point—"

Li Changge suddenly showed a horrified expression: "I urinated in the middle of the night and wanted to get up. It felt like there was a person on top of my quilt. I can't move, I can't move at all!"

Zi Zi Zi-

suddenly.

The ceiling lights dimmed suddenly.

Suddenly disappeared.

In the villa, the air conditioner is obviously not turned on, but the temperature seems to drop a few degrees abruptly.

A strange sound rang in everyone's ears at the same time.

It's like somewhere in this empty villa, there is a person with that long nail, one, no one, one left, one right, one down, one up, scratching the glass repeatedly, and the sound is extremely enchanting. Piercing.

When the harsh sound of scraping glass sounded, there was a gloomy atmosphere all around, as if there was a kind of sad music lingering invisibly in every corner of the villa.

That song, like a poignant ghost, sang in the ear...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Snapped--

suddenly.

Yi Lin slapped the table with a slap.

Poker face.

With this sudden snap, Li Changge was so scared that he almost urinated.

Pan Zhengyi took out his "good friends" blankly again.

"Turn off your...special effects."

Yi Lin had just returned from a trip to Gotham City, and almost burst into a **** translation voice.

"Uh... I'm sorry, habit, hey, habit, that's it when the emotions come."

Li Changge readjusted his emotions.

The weird "special effects" all around disappeared.

The lighting is as usual.

The atmosphere is normal again.

"Ghost press?"

Yi Lin lowered his head and thought for a while.

This seems to be a common stalk in previous classical horror and mysterious suspense novels.

But seeing Li Changge's attitude does not seem to be a joke.

"Have you seen the so-called ‘ghost’?"

Li Changge cried and said, "I'm afraid if I can't see it! If I can see it, wouldn't I kill it myself? No matter how I Li Changge, I am also a man who has experienced the Ghost Wushan battle!"

"September 7..." Yi Lin's expression was calm: "Only that night?"

"Do not."

Li Changge hugged his head in pain, his expression somewhat pale: "It's every night! It's been almost a week! I wake up in the middle of the night every night, I feel like someone is pressing on my quilt! And, at all Can't move!"

"And, not only in the villa, even if I live in a hotel, I still sleep in the studio, as long as I sleep, the feeling comes! Unless...I don't sleep."

Pan Xiaozheng curled his lips, a little boring: "Then it won't be solved if you don't sleep."

Li Changge was angry: "I'm not you! People will die if they don't sleep! They will die, they will definitely die!"

"Oh--"

Pan Xiaozheng dragged a long ending sound, seeming to realize it suddenly.

Yi Lin continued to ask, "Do you think it is a male ghost or a female ghost?"

Li Changge lowered his head and thought for a moment, a little uncertain: "I feel like a female ghost...Huh? Wait! It's a male ghost and a female ghost, this is not the point at all, okay!"

Yi Lin chuckled, "Aside from being pressed, do you have any other discomforts?"

Li Changge was stunned when he heard the words: "It seems...no."

"Have frequent urination and urgency and poor urination?"

"It seems...no?"

"Can the Apostle Panel have a negative state?"

Li Changge carefully opened the apostle panel and took a look, then shook his head: "No."

"When you are pressed, your health will drop?"

Li Changge shook his head again.

"You said you feel like a female ghost, right?"

Li Changge was slightly startled, but nodded in agreement.

Asked for a round.

Yi Lin came to the conclusion: "This is not the end. There are no negative effects, and it makes you feel like a female ghost. What is your dissatisfaction? Anyway, you are not at a loss."

Li Changge heard this... dumbfounded.

It makes sense.

He couldn't refute it for a while.

It doesn't seem to be a bad thing to hear this?

When I think about it, why do I feel relieved inexplicably.

Yi Lin glanced at Li Changge's back and smiled slightly.

"Wait, how do I feel like you are pitting me?"

In terms of logic, Yi Lin's remarks seemed to be fine.

But Li Changge always felt something was wrong.

--strange.

Boom boom boom.

Just now.

There was a knock on the door outside.

"Longge, there is another master who said he was entrusted by others, he said he was here to solve your...worries."

After Zhang Hanlu knocked on the door, she said to Li Changge through a door: "This master didn't make an appointment before coming, but I don't think I will see you. I still ask for your opinion."

Another master?

Yi Lin had a strange expression.

Old Pan smiled.

Li Changge's expression changed, his handsome face blushed, and he looked a little embarrassed: "Uh, actually, because it can't be solved, I also quietly asked Sister Lu to find an'expert' in this area a while ago, but those experts frustrated. Round, there is nothing famous, it should be suppressed, it should be come..."

expert?

In this age of advanced technology, there are even experts in this area?

Yi Lin was somewhat surprised.

No matter it was in the previous life or in this life, he had never come into contact with such people.

Now I am a little curious.

Li Changge originally wanted Zhang Hanlu to throw out the "master" who had volunteered.

After all, if it weren't for the "Master" to be disappointed, he wouldn't have pinned his hopes on Yi Lin.

After all, he didn't know a few apostles not long after he first entered the circle of apostles.

After thinking about it, in desperation, Yi Lin, who left a deep impression on Li Changge in the ghost mist mountain, became Li Changge's last straw.

Just when Li Changge was about to let Zhang Hanlu out.

Yi Lin smiled slightly: "Let him come in and try."

——Try not to get pregnant.

alright.

In the past few days, Li Changge has been upset because of "hit ghosts", and he has also pushed a lot of notices, and paid a lot of liquidated damages. At work...but he is very leisurely.

A middle-aged man in a suit pushed in.

Carrying a suitcase in his hand.

After Zhang Hanlu invited the "master" in, she couldn't help but glanced inside, seeming a little curious.

But there were so many people with mixed eyes, and Zhang Hanlu didn't ask much, so she went out.

Click.

——Locked the door again.

The middle-aged man in the suit has a goatee beard, smiles at the corners of his mouth, and walks with wind. If you don't look at the suit, it will smell like a fairy wind.

"My dear Zhang Dahai, the 98th generation single disciple of Longhushan, I have met the Changge brothers."

Zhang Dahai arched his hands to Li Changge.

Longhushan's 98th generation single pass?

The legendary Zhang Tianshi?

Li Changge glanced at Yi Lin, rather asking for help.

Yi Lin smiled slightly, and said nothing.

"you--"

Li Changge straightened his face, and in front of other people, he still had to maintain his handsomeness and demeanor anyway.

How else can you become an international superstar?

He was about to say "please sit down".

Unexpectedly, Zhang Dahai frowned and pointed at Li Changge's eyebrows: "Brother Changge, your Yintang is black and there is evil in your eyebrows. It seems that you have provoke something terrible!"

Li Changge: "!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Old Pan put away the baseball bat silently, with a lively expression.

"Master please save me! Money is not a problem!"

When Li Changge heard it, there seemed to be a play.

Zhang Dahai stretched out two **** in his mouth, quickly weighed it a few times, and then smiled: "It doesn't matter whether money is money or not, Changge brother, just look at it and give it."

"sure!"

Without saying anything, Zhang Dahai asked Li Changge to take him to the bedroom to "work."

Yi Lin and Lao Pan were ready to keep up.

Zhang Dahai frowned when he saw the two of Yi Lin.

Li Changge is also a person who has been in the society, and he didn't use the rhetoric that fooled Zhang Hanlu.

Otherwise, if the three words "Master Yi" are spoken out, Zhang Dahai is very likely to become angry and say: "A trivial child dare to make an axe in front of my Zhang Dahai!"

Next, omit the dog-blood plot of 10,000-character face slaps.

——Li Changge is not that stupid yet.

After fooling Zhang Dahai with the reason of "friend", Zhang Dahai carefully looked at Yi Lin and Lao Pan.

Yi Lin smiled slightly, revealing a harmless smile, and Zhang Dahai's frowning brows were stretched out.

"Well, it's okay. Don't mess around with you two later, don't do anything bad."

then--

With a solemn expression on Zhang Dahai, following Li Changge's back, he came to Li Changge's room.

Li Changge's room is very spacious, with a large round bed full of sentiment.

"Oh huh?"

Old Pan raised his eyebrows.

Li Changge hurriedly coughed twice, then his expression became straight, and he didn't pick up the neurotic stubble, and told Zhang Tianshi the details again.

This kind of profession is indeed hard to find in this era.

It is even rarer than the number of "Apostles".

"It's so heavy!"

Zhang Dahai frowned as soon as he stepped into the room.

Li Changge was stunned, is this a fool or is he really capable?

Sickness?

He, a man "wrapped" by ghosts, didn't feel suffocated. How did he get this sea?

"Uh, master, please do it."

Although Li Changge didn't quite believe it.

But in the mindset that he would rather be trusted, this guy can only believe it.

Anyway, even if you were deceived, it was nothing to Li Changge.

Taking a step back, what if it's really solved?

It couldn't be more perfect.

And Yi Lin also said, he has nothing to do.

Therefore, Li Changge can only be a dead horse doctor.

He really couldn't stand the pressure.

--Scared.

When Li Changge was entangled, Zhang Dahai didn't say much nonsense, directly in front of everyone, using his fingerprints to open the box that had been held in his hand.

This... is quite advanced.

Sure enough, no matter which industry it is, it must keep pace with the times.

Li Changge nodded silently and nodded like by the way.

In Zhang Dahai's box, there are many seemingly complicated instruments.

There is also a metal dagger with many small characters engraved on it.

"Hmph, in front of my Zhang Dahai, no ghost can hide!"

With confidence in his eyes, Zhang Dahai took out a handheld instrument from the box.

There is a pointer at the top of the instrument.

After Zhang Dahai turned on the instrument, the indicator light of the instrument still flickered and made a "di, di, di" sound.

"Um?"

Yi Lin suddenly noticed ~www.novelmt.com~ the light in this room seemed to be darker.

Not only Yi Lin, but also Lao Pan and Li Changge noticed this.

Old Pan looked at Li Changge silently.

Li Changge was incomparably wrongly lip-synched--

This is not my special effect!

suddenly.

Just when Yi Lin, Li Changge, and Old Pan were eyeing.

The weird instrument in Zhang Dahai's hand made a frantic "dididi" sound like a urge to get in a car.

Zhang Dahai was stunned.

He could have pressed a button secretly to create such a nervous atmosphere.

but--

He, he, he hasn't pressed it down at all!