I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Vol 2 Chapter 1139: "Round Dance" (5,800 words)

The lottery is of course cheating.

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Looks like a lottery.

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But in fact, the real pick is Green.

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Lord of Nightmare, do some tricks on the lottery, it's not easy.

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"I know the potential of Mo Rendi, Oda Mai, and Li Erpang, and I don't doubt it."

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"I can even accept Li Changge as a weirdo."

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"But why did you choose Meng Chaoqiang as the first batch?"

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After asking the others what to do, Yilin meditated quietly in the cave, patted his chest, and entered the center. Green soon appeared on the bare coconut tree without coconuts, and Yi Rin asked about the inside story of the lottery.

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The request Irin made to Green at the time was to choose a partner who was more likely to "converge" [authority].

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Mo Rendi and Oda Mai were on the list, so Irin was not surprised.

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Li Erpang surprised Yi Rin a little.

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Li Changge surprised Yi Rin.

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As for Meng Chaoqiang, Yi Rin is not familiar with it, so it is difficult to evaluate.

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Green asked back: "Do you remember when you condensed the 'infinite' authority?"

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Upon hearing this, Yi Rin closed her eyes and recalled. He was outside Qingdu back then. In the war, he faced the three monks of Buddhism, Taoism and Demons. He was fearless and went forward. He affirmed his own path in the predicament, and his authority was self-sufficient.

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"Determination?" Yi Rin was silent for a moment, then said a word.

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"It's almost the same, but it's a lot worse. In fact, it's not difficult to advance in the sequence, and everyone can become a god. However, there is a huge gap in the power potential condensed." Green pinched the two wings together: "Specifically I don't know how to describe them to you, but, in my eyes, they are delicious."

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After speaking, Green stretched out his pink tongue and licked the fluff around his mouth, which was wet and moist.

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"..."

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A very convincing reason.

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"understood."

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I understand, but Irin doesn't really understand it. But since it was Green's choice, Yiren had no reason to object. What's more, Yi Rin didn't think that 300 days of uninterrupted fighting would allow them to condense power. You must know that Yi Rin first learned the crystal pattern, then learned magic, cultivated supreme flow magic, mastered the qi technique, and integrated everything. After a few decades, he initially condensed his own "authority".

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This is not a process that can be accomplished overnight, but the building of [Time and Spirit Cabin] can shorten the time required for this process.

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And Irin, what I need most right now is time.

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Through Green's battle report, after learning a little about the anxious battle situation on the side of [Xileuan], Yi Rin took some time to accompany her daughter and let Wang Er free for two hours.

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As Cher grew up, her previous clothes could no longer be worn.

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Xueer's height has reached 1.56 meters. After calculation, Xueer's real age is about two years old. She is very acquainted with many sisters and aunts in Gaia Fortress. Molly contributed her own clothes. Most of them are quite suitable, but wearing Molly's clothes makes Cher always say chest tightness.

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While waiting for Mo Rendi and others to come out.

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Li Shizhen excitedly reported good news to Yi Rin.

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Good news indeed.

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I followed Li Shizhen to the greenhouse and saw that the plants inside were covered with muscles and fangs. Li Shizhen's plants became more and more curious. But this is not the point. Li Shizhen has been taking care of the greenhouse for so long, and it is rare that she will come here for a long time. There must be a more important reason.

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"Yes, President! That thing, President, has grown!"

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This seems to be a language disorder.

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……never mind.

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Yi Rin followed Li Shizhen's gaze.

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In the pot, a small green bud grew out of the bare soil.

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It is the 【Forbidden Fruit of Wisdom】!

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Its predecessor is a bug-level epic-level item that can greatly increase spiritual attributes and can be called an "unlocker".

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When Yi Rin was a little excited around Xiao Ya, Green came out and poured a bowl of cold water: "It turned out to be an imitation."

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She could see the details of the forbidden fruit of wisdom at a glance, smacking her lips, and looking dull: "Compared with the real product, it's a little less interesting."

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"Is there a genuine product?"

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Irin asked quickly.

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Good things never go out of style.

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"Yes," Green replied with a smile: "If the legend circulating in the source sea is correct, the real thing should be planted in the back garden of the "Just Court", which is the "Garden of Eden". I think you seem to have it. Thoughts, boy! "

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When Yi Rin heard this, she was silent for a moment, then shook her head vigorously: "I can't afford it."

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Of course I can't afford it.

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Not to mention that he killed the supervisor, he has already formed a small relationship with the "Notary Court", which is one of the "Justice Lords", not to mention that it is the back garden of the "Justice Court". Greedy, it is impossible to provoke such an existence without pressing the numbers.

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However, this matter can be written down first, this is a rare piece of information provided by stingy Green for free.

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"You owe me another 100 dimensional sources."

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Ding.

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It seems that Yilin's thoughts were captured by Green, which reminded Green, and made Yilin another debt.

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"Okay, if you owe it, you owe it."

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When Xiao Si was discovered, Yi Rin was not embarrassed, on the contrary, she agreed generously.

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Anyway, he couldn't resist, so why bother himself.

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……

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The excitement of Lord Nightmare Knight dissipated after a while. One was that the dead skin sipped on his forehead, and the other was that this matter was not worth being excited for too long.

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In front of Li Shizhen, Green told the reason why the imitation of [Forbidden Fruit of Wisdom] was worthless.

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This looks like an apple thing. In the circle of gods, it is similar to the fruit after a meal, and if humans eat it, the first time it is eaten, it has a significant effect. After all, the starting point is low. But if you eat it, it's useless.

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However, as long as this thing can produce energy, it can also improve the quality of members' fruit after meals, right?

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After all, it was compared with the circle of gods.

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When Yi Rin encouraged Li Shizhen to let Ah Zhen take good care of this "after-dinner fruit", Li Shizhen was still dumbfounded, because she heard Master Green say that this epic fruit is so worthless in the circle of gods . Green's words re-raised the pattern of "God".

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Everyone else is waiting for the return of the first batch of white mice who entered the [Time and Spirit Cabin].

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Taking advantage of this gap, Yi Rin sat on the ice bed and sorted out her current strength.

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At his level, the Level 2 building [Time and Spirit Cabin] doesn't have much effect on his improvement, it's just a matter of time. But Green also said that the perfection of authority requires "understanding", which is not something that can be accomplished overnight.

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He has a warehouse for equipment below the legendary level and S-level skills, all of which are armed for his friends. However, after the Battle of the Apocalypse Knights, Yi Rin had a more intuitive understanding of the sequence level, which to a large extent affected the effect of the skill.

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To give a simple example, [Castle-ridden], this control skill that had helped him through countless difficulties, if it were released by Li Erpang and others, the effect would be zero for the current Yilin. There is no other reason. Except for him, the sequence of other people in the guild is too low, which means that the level of life is too low, and the effect of skills is better than nothing.

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Now, Yi Rin seems to be detached, with a higher vision and a bigger pattern.

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Skills, greedy and chewy. [Hilland] The skills in the warehouse are more like an "introduction". Through the appearance of "skills", they can understand deeper "rules" and self-condensed into "authorities".

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The illusory streamer gathered at Yilin's fingertips, free from the gaze of the gods and masters, Yilin once again showed the Infinite Throne and fell into contemplation.

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Green is online.

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"Well, I forgot to tell you before. Actually, there is a way that is not a solution. Others may not be able to, but you can try it."

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Why did you deliberately keep it until now?

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As soon as this idea came to Yi Rin's mind, Green saw through Yi Rin's idea, and his wings forked, showing a "v" wing posture.

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Although Greene hid something, this time, she finally did not learn Xiaoxi to sell riddles, but broke it out:

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"Actually, you can try to condense the 'sub-authority'."

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"……for example?"

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Of course Yi Rin didn't understand, he waited for Green to lift the chestnut.

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"I don't understand this?" Green swirled his tongue and made a sound, with a look of "contempt", and knocked on the windows of the two spiritual pivots with a wrinkled fluff.

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The three little mother spirits stuck out their spirit heads from the window with a puzzled look on their faces.

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"Well, the ready-made container, isn't it here?"

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Grinnu pursed his lips, pointing to the three little mother spirits.

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……

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……

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Not long ago.

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Mo Rendi, Meng Chaoqiang, Oda Mai, Li Erpang, and Li Changge rushed into the hut aggressively.

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The moment they stepped into the door, they seemed to have come to another time and space.

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Of course, with the exception of Mo Rendi, this kind of "traveling" experience is not new.

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The vast space, no sky, only pure white scenery.

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The ground is also pure white, quiet and pure, making people feel relaxed and happy.

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Ding.

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As the five looked at their surroundings, there was a crisp sound in their ears.

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A streamer floated up in the sky, turning it into a huge virtual countdown.

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The "1:300" time lapse ratio means that they will spend 7200 hours here.

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[Please select a virtual enemy. 】

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[Reminder: Select the 'package' to get a certain discount. 】

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[Because of the first use of "Time and Spirit Cabin", if you choose the "Round Dance" package, you can get a "-80%" discount. 】

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"Yo!"

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As soon as I heard the discount, the green "-80%" seemed to touch Li Erpang's frugal soul. Before coming in, Yi Rin had already told his friends about the preciousness of "source". Li Erpang approached the panel and recited:

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"The simulation cost for enemies below the F level is 0.01 dimensional/100 pieces, f*ck, the e-level enemies are 0.28 dimensional/100 pieces, and the D-level enemies are 1 dimension/piece. Fuck, it's a bit expensive." Li Erpang's eyes lit up: "Wait, this round of dance music package is only 10-dimensional after the discount. It is guaranteed to meet the needs of 300 days, and it also comes with drinks and refreshments. It's so cheap! Besides, this package sounds so cool!"

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Li Changge thought something was wrong, and was about to reach out his hand to stop it: "Wait, I think we should have a long-term plan..."

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Ding!

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[Congratulations, you have chosen the "Round Dance" package. 】

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Li Er got fatter.

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[In order to ensure the exercise effect, in the Rondo package, once the health value reaches zero, it will be immediately erased. 】

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The moment everyone saw this line of words, their expressions suddenly changed.

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When the sky darkened, when the five of them came back to their senses, they had already arrived at the center of a volcano. The terrifying high temperature distorted the surrounding air, billowing magma surging outside the rock, and after inhaling a few mouthfuls of hot air, the five of them only felt a burning pain in their throats.

Erpang Li felt that his throat was itchy and fishy, ​​with a faint smell of seafood. He subconsciously took a sip, the phlegm was bloody, and spit it out at his feet.

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"Hee hee hee……"

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"Hee hee hee……"

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"It's delicious meat..."

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"Meat...meat...meat..."

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"That fat one looks a lot of flesh."

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A little monster with a pointy head and an ugly face that looks a bit like a goblin in the game, with wings, is quickly brushed out of the volcanic cave.

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This brush is one hundred.

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【Inferior Balrog】

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【Sequence】β-f-372

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[Race] Flame Demon

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A simple message of the monster was swiped in front of the five.

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"interesting."

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Mo Rendi took a step and punched.

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Boom!

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One hundred [Lower Balrogs] suddenly twisted and exploded in a blink of an eye.

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No more.

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Oda Mai: "..."

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Li Changge: "..."

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Meng Chaoqiang: "..."

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Erpang Li: "..."

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……

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In a flash, the scene simulation disappeared.

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Li Erpang was eating free barbecue meat, and a few people gathered around to review the first simulated battle.

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"I don't think this is good. Lao Mo is too strong to achieve the effect of training."

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Mo Rendi nodded in agreement.

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For him, a fight that can be solved with one punch really cannot achieve the effect of training. He might as well go hammer the stake.

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Li Erpang suggested: "I found this package, the order of spawning monsters should be from weak to strong. In order to achieve the best effect, I think we should let the weakest play first."

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Swish swish.

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The other four looked at Li Changge at the same time.

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Li Changge was stunned for a moment, and suddenly wanted to cry without tears. He pointed at his seamless handsome face: "Am I not strong enough?"

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Oda Mai was silent, suddenly let out a long sigh, and smiled slightly: "Actually, it's normal."

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The order was decided quickly.

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The first 24 hours.

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Sequence F monsters of different races have spawned six waves.

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Li Changge and Meng Chaoqiang made their shots one after another and solved it without any surprises.

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As an old master, Mo Rendi saw the disadvantage in Meng Chaoqiang's actions, and gave instructions.

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When it was Li Changge's turn, Li Changge imitated Mo Rendi's movements and moved among the monsters. After killing a wave, Mo Rendi shook his head: "Gorgeous."

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Li Changge was dumbfounded: "But what I learned is your movements!"

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Mo Rendi shook his head and said solemnly, "This old man's moves, for them, are more effective with less effort. But for you, they are bells and whistles."

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Li Changge was stunned again, but vaguely, he figured out Mo Rendi's words, which seemed to have a deep meaning: "Senior please advise."

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"What suits you is your own way."

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Mo Rendi left an unfathomable force.

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Hearing it in Li Changge's ears, it was like thunder, which made him fall into deep thought.

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……

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Li Erpang and the five people gradually understood the deep meaning of "Round Dance" in rounds of simulated battles.

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It turns out that the word "wheel" in "Rondancing" is a verb.

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The subject is the monsters, the predicate is the wheel, and the object is the five of them.

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In other words, this package, the noun explanation is: they are danced by monsters.

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The waves of monsters refreshed and became more and more dense, and they hardly had any extra time to rest.

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Li Erpang, who was still in high spirits at the beginning, on the twelfth day, his body was sticky and covered with the blood of monsters, itchy and smelly. He waved his fists numbly and fought among the monsters.

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Eighteenth day.

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Mo Rendi pointed out Li Erpang's shortcomings, saying that he relied too much on [Burn it! Fat! 】This skill, so Li Erpang thought for a while, accepted Mo Rendi's suggestion, and sealed this skill by himself.

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As for Li Changge, after the initial torment, as Mo Rendi said, he gave up all superfluous moves. All his abilities revolved around [Rhapsody] and [Acting], using his own advantages to the fullest. Extreme.

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True and false, false and true, like a fantasy like a dream, this is his way of fighting Li Changge.

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The sixtieth day.

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The "lounge" was finally created in the Time and Spirit Cabin, and there was 30 minutes of bathing and changing clothes.

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One hundred and twenty-three days.

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The monsters in the Rondo package have been upgraded to about Sequence D-100, and their abilities are equivalent to that of Connor Knight's Golden Twelve Fighters. But the difference from the original Apocalypse Knight War is that these twelve fighters are... a hundred.

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The scene turned into a desert with five times the gravity, and they were chased by a hundred monsters of the "d-100" sequence.

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【Higher Nail Warrior】

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【Sequence: β-d-981】

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[Race] Homo sapiens subspecies - Nails

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……

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In terms of classification, the Nails belong to the Homo sapiens subspecies, which means that they have the same posture as humans. The difference is that the nails are tall, each with a height of more than two meters. There were grainy bumps on their pale pink skin.

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When they met for the first time, Li Erpang mocked them in front of them for looking like a vibrator, but when the bulges on their skin suddenly turned into large pores and shot black spikes, the skin was rough. The fleshy Li Erpang was tied into residual blood.

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Meng Chaoqiang reacted very quickly. After Li Erpang was stabbed into a mace, he directly used his best defensive skill [No Ways to Invade the Glass Body], his whole body became extremely hard, and his skin was like a glass mirror. Reflecting the light, it was like an indestructible shield, blocking the nails and scooping away Li Erpang with one hand.

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Under the influence of high gravity, even Mo Rendi began to feel the difficulty. This wave was danced in rounds. The five of them chased and fled in the desert. It took nearly fifteen days to finally nail this wave. Clan destroyed.

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The two hundred and fifty-seventh day.

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In the jungle, the irregularly changing shape of the pieces of meat wriggled on the branches of the trees.

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On the bottomless swamp, the five people carefully stepped on the raised stones on the swamp to move.

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"Be careful! It's a 'rotten meat ball', it will spray spores!" Li Changge reminded.

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"Fuck! I've already started bleeding!" Li Erpang shouted.

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"Roar!"

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There was a deafening roar from the depths of the jungle, and the [Carrion Meatballs] that filled the forest seemed to be stimulated, and frantically sprayed spores around.

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Meng Chaoqiang and Li Changge looked at each other and decisively kicked Li Erpang out.

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A mass of spores rushed towards him, and in a blink of an eye, Li Erpang was covered with mushrooms.

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He seemed to smell the fragrance of mushrooms, and more spores formed a cloud of spores, chasing after Li Erpang.

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"What a decoy tactic!"

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Attracted by Li Erpang, the spore cloud split a path. Mo Rendi carried his hands on his back, and his black hair was simply tied up. At Mo Rendi's speed, it was drawn into a straight line behind his head.

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From deep inside.

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A large lizard lying in a gold coin, about 40 meters in length, the nostrils the size of a wooden barrel, the aerosol sprayed from time to time ignited flames.

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Mo Rendi passed through the spore cloud and broke into the sight of the lizard.

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……

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【Poison Flame · Earth Dragon】

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【Sequence: β-d-101】

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【Race】Dragon Subspecies Earth Dragon

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……

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The huge lizard opened its eyes and looked at the delicious food that broke into the forbidden area.

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It stared at the food, raised its fists, said nothing, and hammered its eyes.

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after an hour.

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Mo Rendi, in ragged clothes, carried a huge faucet and stepped out of the spore cloud.

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The two hundred and seventieth day.

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Li Erpang's spirit had reached its peak. He had hallucinations and kept talking about Su Xiaosu's name.

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Oda Mai wasn't much better, she kept talking about the sternness in her mouth.

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Meng Chaoqiang had a high fever and was lying on the side, confused.

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These two hundred and seventy days, day and night, endless fighting, not only destroying their bodies, but also a great test of their willpower.

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Two hundred and eighty days.

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Mo Rendi stared at his fist, thoughtfully.

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Day two hundred and eighty-fifth.

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Meng Chaoqiang's fever subsided, his hair was as messy as Pan Zhengyi's, his black and black bare feet were like savages, and his mouth let out an inexplicable howl, rushing towards the brushed out monster.

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The two hundred and ninety-ninth day.

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The sky turned white again.

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"it is finally over."

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Li Erpang was lying on the ground, panting heavily.

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With the personality of the president, he swears that if there is a next time, he will never be greedy, never be cheap, and never choose a package.

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Another choice, Lao Tzu is a dog! It's a fat dog!

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Oda Mai sat down with her head down, sharpening her knife silently.

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Li Changge grimaced ~www.readwn.com~ Looking at the tattered [Bat Suit] in his hand, the durability had dropped to zero.

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The countdown is about to end.

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At this time.

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A white ash suddenly floated down from the sky.

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Mo Rendi stood up and looked at the sky.

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A monster in pure white armor slowly descended from the sky. This world, at the moment when the white humanoid monster descended, was silent. In the gap of the armor, white fighting flames leaked out faintly. Li Erpang and the others opened their mouths wide to look at the gray sky and the pure white figure, and vaguely felt that this gesture was a bit familiar.

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Lines of subtitles appeared in front of them.

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……

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[The final round is about to take place. 】

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[In order to achieve the exercise effect, the final round will increase by 150% to simulate the authority of "pale". 】

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[Please pay attention to the countdown. 】

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[Proposed Agent: Pale Knight]

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[Sequence: β-d-002 (Knight)]

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【Race】Not included

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……

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Behind the pale knight, a ripple as smooth as a mirror surface appeared silently.

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A huge pale finger stretched out from the mirror and pressed down from the sky.

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