I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

The fat man cried.

Cried completely.

Crying miserably.

He jumped up and down in Gotham, hiding for a long time, thinking that he would be able to brush a wave of points.

However, he did not expect that Pan Zhengyi, the legendary clown, who was born out of the sky, would directly cut his beard.

This script... is totally wrong!

How would you know when and where to explode?

Are you a prophet?

Or peeked at the script?

Is there still humanity?

Is there any reason?

Do you have any pity?

"But it's okay..."

Li Erpang cried for a while, and quickly took out his phone. Fortunately, he buried... more than one bomb!

Li Erpang, never fight an unprepared battle!

He is not so stupid to put all the eggs in the same basket and explode!

This is wisdom, two foolish boys!

Li Erpang just opened the phone he grabbed and checked the time. It's almost time, hurry up!

Just now.

The bombing was just finished over there vigorously.

Unexpectedly, over Gotham, everyone could look up and see the Joker phantom, and smile again.

When Li Erpang saw that grim smile, a kind of inexplicable suddenly appeared in his heart...

Ominous premonition.

"Jie Jie Jie-crazy! Art too!"

Turning the palm of his hand, turning it over again, Pan Zhengyi suddenly pointed towards Gotham City.

Another place!

Archie Goodwin International Airport!

With Pan Zhengyi's palm falling.

boom!

Soaring to the sky!

fry!

In Gotham City.

Zhu Yun'er, who was posting a post with the fastest hand speed, suddenly had her legs together and was frightened.

That direction...

It's the airport!

It was the explosion point she buried!

"Pan! Zheng! Righteousness--"

Pan Zhengyi didn't seem to intend to pause at all.

Seeing that he closed his eyes, his smile became more frantic and evil.

Palms together, one fall!

Vince Finkel Bridge!

fry!

Fall again!

Evanston High School!

Fried!

ACE chemical treatment plant!

Deep-fried!

...

"Crazy! Crazy! The world is crazy!"

Li Erpang dumbly stared at the devil-like figure in the sky.

I feel that I have no Fuc...to say.

This is obviously a bomb he planted, and he came to a show for the two fools of Mao, so they all robbed the value of the crime?

Li Erpang didn't get half a dime at the locations of those explosions!

Not at all--!

The whole Gotham City!

Completely plunged into madness!

The explosions that burst into the sky are like fireworks in a holiday celebration, completely igniting the emotions of Gotham City!

This...is Gotham!

The unsophisticated Gotham City!

Now, no matter who it is, no one doubts that this Joker, who directed the entire celebration like a crazy musician, is a fake.

That figure, that face, that crazy smile, that miraculous criminal technique, he is undoubtedly...

Joker!

The real Joker!

suddenly.

Suddenly--

A frantic gunfire sounded.

Into everyone's ears.

The legendary King of Darkness, Joker... was instantly hit by a shuttle bullet.

"Yoyoyo-"

Zi Zi Zi-

The projection of the whole city was suddenly extinguished.

It seemed that Joker had never been here.

But now Gotham has long been sinking into a sea of ​​flames.

Only this celebration proved that he, the king of darkness, Joker, once danced in the sky of Gotham.

Li Erpang: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

Zhu Yuner: "..."

Su Xiaosu: "..."

Gotham: "..."

Dr. Jack: "..."

PIA!

Little James Gordon, who was fighting the fire in the city, couldn't help but smashed his hat on the ground after witnessing all this with his own eyes.

Wait, why did you say it again?

The feeling of deja vu.

If James Gordon Jr. had a hatred value setting, that inexplicable Joker would immediately jump to the second place in hatred value.

As for the first...

Needless to say.

Still that elegant, charming and **** riddle gentleman, Edward Rin!

Damn it!

All criminals deserve to die!

and many more!

Little James Gordon was taken aback.

This round of explosions one after another, if it was the handwriting of that fake Joker... Then what is the goal of the riddle gentleman?

His hasn't exploded yet!

But now Gotham is riddled with holes, and there are not many targets left to blow up the riddle gentleman!

Where is it?

where?

Where is the location indicated by that extremely difficult riddle?

No, it should be said, where else can it be?

There is nowhere to blow up, okay?

Little James Gordon was angry and tangled, and subconsciously grabbed a handful of hair.

Unexpectedly, a lot of them were caught.

...

...

Bruce Wayne took a bath in silence.

Dim room.

No lights on.

On the huge round bed, the quilt was uneven, the peaks and ridges were like gatherings, and the waves were like anger.

There seemed to be four slender figures.

But... this is not important.

Bruce Wayne smiled suddenly.

He took out a bottle of Lafite from the wine cabinet in the room.

"Well... this year, the taste is average, but unfortunately there is no better at this time, so it will be."

He took two more transparent red wine glasses.

Humming a little song, take the elevator directly to the top floor.

The roof of the Wayne Building is a platform that can accommodate helicopters landing, with a big "H" printed in the center.

Put the red wine glass and red wine on the ground.

Bruce Wayne thought for a while, and moved a small table and two small benches downstairs.

After 20 minutes of setting up the small table and bench, Bruce Wayne "bommed" the red wine and poured it into a special decanter.

"Ha ha……"

Bruce Wayne was just wearing a bathrobe, stepping on slippers, sitting on a small bench with his eyes closed, as if waiting for something.

Or...someone waiting for.

...

...

"Fire fighting! Fuck! Where's the fire brigade?"

"The fire brigade is chasing down the'Black Goose Man'!"

"I found the monster "King Kong" next to "The Empress"! Let me go? "King Kong" kicked the telegraph pole down ah ah ah -"

"East side! A gun battle in the east side! Wait, wait! Am I dazzled? It's Joker! Joker! He is at large! He is at large! Be careful, he must have some tricks!"

"Damn it! Is there no one in the fire brigade?"

"..."

The entire Gotham City was completely in chaos.

The whole city was dispatched.

Whether it is the police or the citizens.

They are all chasing and killing the "criminals" who disturb the good style of Gotham.

But this "hunting and killing" gradually brought an inexplicable atmosphere into it.

[23:40]!

James Gordon Jr. didn't hunt and kill anyone.

He has a map in his hand.

I just picked up a copy of "Gotham City Travel Guide" in the store on the side of the road.

It contains the most complete map of Gotham City.

Facing the map, James Gordon Jr. line by line, sentence by sentence, trying to solve the riddle of "Riddleman Gentleman".

Maybe he didn't even notice it himself, but James Gordon Jr. gradually forgot what he was trying to solve this super problem.

Like a devil.

As long as he doesn't solve this problem, he will not be able to jump out of this thinking circle.

He must personally punish that damned riddle gentleman, Edward Rin!

anyway--

"Wait, I can use the elimination method."

Little James took out the marker and crossed the places where Edward Rin had blown up one by one.

In fact, only in terms of the location of the explosion, Edward Rin has not bombed as many places as the "fake Joker" tonight, nor has the "fake Joker" bombed so neatly and so artistically.

But who makes Edward Rin high in hatred?

Little Gordon was completely **** with the riddle gentleman.

"There is also a place where the'fake Joker' bombed..."

James Gordon Jr. was trying to cross the site where he was bombed tonight.

suddenly.

Little James Gordon's face changed abruptly.

The pen in his hand fell on his feet involuntarily.

Such as electric shock.

"Could it be!"

His pupils shrank sharply, he quickly took out the marker from his feet, and then vigorously connected the places where the riddle gentleman had bombed them with a straight line.

Then, at the midpoint of all the connections——

"!"

...

...

【23:55】

Yi Lin overlooked the earth.

"It's almost time."

at this time.

Yi Lin heard the voice from the helicopter public channel.

"B78! B78! You **** turned the lights on the wrong side again!"

"Wait! B78! You are too close to the Wayne Mansion! Too close! Are you still drunk? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

Yi Lin took off her earmuffs directly.

To tell the truth, helicopter operation is really a bit difficult.

Fortunately, the helicopter was carefully equipped with a helicopter user manual. It took Yi Lin 28 minutes to master the helicopter operation skills.

Fortunately, Yi Lin didn't plan to be a professional helicopter pilot, as long as he could fly.

10 minutes ago.

All helicopters hovering over Gotham City to hunt down criminals have received orders from Mayor Gordon.

Give up chasing and killing other criminals, and all move closer to Wayne Building!

"I didn't expect that guy could actually think of it?"

Yi Lin smiled slightly: "I guess I found it by staring at the map accidentally."

"However, that is only part of it, even if it is discovered, it doesn't matter."

"This rail transit all over Gotham, my riddle gentleman, blow it up! It's set!"

Yi Lin's tone was determined and talked to himself.

...

【00:00】

The short sword, the long and narrow gun, overlap in an instant.

The Gotham Clock Tower made a melodious bell.

Clang, clang, clang——

Gotham City.

The time freezes at midnight at midnight.

Almost at the moment the bell rang.

The rail transit all over the city of Gotham, the intricate rail transit, suddenly... a series of explosions happened without warning!

Bomb from east to west of Gotham City!

Bomb from the north to the south of Gotham City!

Boom boom boom boom -

The explosion craze caused by "Joker" has not yet subsided, and the sky above Gotham City is instantly illuminated by a stronger light, like the dawn!

The dark clouds over Gotham City were dazzling red like fire clouds.

Boom boom boom boom -

The track collapsed from the sky!

Countless Gotham citizens turned pale with fright and fled one after another!

"Fuck!"

As expected, Li Erpang was uneducated. Seeing this scene, I didn't know where it was from Yi Lin's handwriting, so he yelled again in fright.

Above his head, a huge steel rail was falling towards Li Erpang's head.

"Run--"

Li Erpang hugged his head and scurryed.

Pan Zhengyi continued to hug his head.

Zhu Yun'er was expressionless, and raised a sword to the sky.

The steel bars were split instantly, without pause.

Su Xiaosu slapped the steel bar hard, took the steel bar to the side with clever force, looked down, his palm was dripping with blood.

Then... began to heal slowly.

Boom boom boom boom -

Yi Lin's eyes began to be swiped by text.

[In the name of "Riddler Gentleman", destroy the "Burnley District Rail Transit System" of Gotham City and get the crime value +50,000! 】

[In the name of "Riddleman", destroy the "Diamond District Rail Transit System" of Gotham City, and get the crime value +50,000! 】

[In the name of "Riddler Gentleman", destroy the "East Rail Transit System" of Gotham City and get the crime value +50,000! 】

[In the name of "Riddler Gentleman", destroy the "Traffic System of Fort Audisburg" in Gotham City and get +50,000 in crime! 】

[In the name of "Riddler Gentleman", completely destroy the famous "rail transit" system in Gotham City. Your notoriety will be immortal in the history of Gotham City, and you will be rewarded with an extra guilt value of +50,000! 】

[Kill the "good" citizens of Gotham City and get +10 guilt points! 】

[Kill Gotham City...]

[Get Chaos Value +18! 】

[Get Chaos Value +1]

[Get Chaos Value +2]

[Get Chaos Value +21! 】

[Get Chaos Value...]

"..."

Fortunately, the word was small, and the earth-shaking explosion caused at this moment almost blinded Yi Lin's retina.

The chaos value is too much. After all, Gotham is not only a human being, but there are also many cockroaches and mice. This has almost covered the entire city of Gotham, causing countless deaths... Amitabha.

However, Yi Lin had to complain.

This is indeed in line with the original setting of Gotham City.

Human life... worthless.

10 cockroaches are approximately equal to a citizen of Gotham City?

I don't know whether the mathematics has been studied well with the existence of this rule.

(Li Erpang: Do you dare to believe that 10 sputum is equal to one life?)

"Well, if there is a choice, I want to be a good person."

Yi Lin set the helicopter into a "hovering" state. Although it could not last for a long time, it was enough for this time.

Stepping out of the cockpit, Yi Lin opened the door directly and jumped!

The B78 helicopter, under the control of Yi Lin, stopped right above the Wayne Building!

Just shortly after Yi Lin jumped out of the helicopter.

Others have already discovered the abnormality of this B78 helicopter.

No one responded after shouting in the communication channel for a long time.

Almost after Yi Lin jumped out of the helicopter, all the helicopter teams surrounding the Wayne Building directed their spotlight beams in this direction one after another!

In mid-air.

Yi Lin took out two cards from the storage space.

Then crush them separately.

Two rays of light of different colors, from Yi Lin's hands, turned into countless points of light, and merged into Yi Lin's body.

In the upper right corner of the apostle panel, next to the countdown skull BUFF icon, there is an inexplicable "wing" icon and a "polyline" icon.

...

"and many more!"

"what is that!"

"Black tuxedo, gentleman hat, white gloves... yes, yes, it is him!"

"It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him!"

"It's the riddle gentleman! Edward Rin!"

"He actually jumped out of the helicopter!"

"Fuc...kkkk? I'm dreaming? Oh, the cake seller, the vodka must be too strong last night! I saw an illusion! The riddle gentleman used an umbrella as a parachute!"

"No! We saw it too! The riddle gentleman is flying!"

"He is landing with an umbrella!"

Broken sound: "Doctor! I need a doctor—"

Yi Lin was in midair.

The back stands proudly.

It's straight.

Holding an umbrella in one hand, he landed slowly on a trajectory that did not conform to the laws of physics.

And judging by the trajectory of Yi Lin's fall, he... is about to fall on the roof of the Wayne Building!

All people who watched this scene with their own eyes couldn't believe it.

The roof of Wayne Building is nice with apron.

But that is for stopping, not for stopping!

All the spotlight beams hit Yi Lin one after another.

That mysterious and elegant gentleman, at this moment, the attention of everyone, the gathering of lights, like an elegant demon silently emerging from the dark, and like an elf flying in the night!

At the moment when the whole Gotham is burned by the raging fire!

All those who witnessed this scene in person, thought of the end of the puzzle together—

"The gentleman will descend at the center of the fireworks and take off the crown of the old king of darkness."

They also understood in an instant.

Gentleman, will come in the center of the fireworks...!

At this moment, this place.

All this, this force, so round, so perfect, fits the puzzle that no one can solve.

This scene, in their eyes--

Far more shocking, more mysterious and mysterious than "Joker" set off a big explosion in the city, making the whole Gotham unforgettable.

"What are you stupid for?"

Little James Gordon suddenly roared frantically on the communication channel: "Kill him!!!"

kill--

All the helicopter pilots suddenly reacted.

Tu Tu Tu Tu Tu-

Countless fire tongues spit out wildly!

Facing the riddle gentleman slowly falling in the sky!

No matter how elegant or charming he is, he is a criminal after all!

Criminals in Gotham City... Kill!

Kill kill kill!

but--

Countless bullets passed by Yi Lin's side, and they strayed away strangely.

Not to mention that the rain of bullets shot the riddle gentleman, even the umbrella did not leave even a bullet hole!

"watt?!"

"How can it be!"

"Devil! Devil! The riddle gentleman is the real devil!"

"..."

The helicopter team fired a frantic round.

Seeing that there were no bullets hitting Yi Lin, the wind was messy in an instant.

James Gordon Jr. also witnessed this scene.

But he was standing under Wayne Building.

Can't see clearly.

But the news sent back from the communication channel also made him feel extremely horrified.

This, this, this special can still be a human?

Stop being a man! Riddle gentleman!

"and many more!"

"Stop it!"

"There are people on the rooftop of Wayne Building!"

"Casefire ceasefire!"

When Yi Lin lightly landed on the "H" subtitle.

The spotlight beams down.

They found that besides the riddle gentleman, there was another person on the roof who had already moved the bench and table, as if eagerly waiting.

The man was grey-haired, dressed in a luxurious bathrobe and slippers.

"It's... Bruce Wayne!"

"Casefire! Attention! Attention! Attention everyone! Riddle gentleman, Edward Rin kidnapped the richest man in Gotham, Bruce Wayne!"

"All units cease fire! If Bruce Wayne is accidentally injured, no one...no one will pay to rebuild Gotham!!"

hiss--

Upon hearing the tragic news that no one had funded the reconstruction of Gotham, everyone gasped in fright.

"..."

Yi Lin silently calculated the remaining time of the BUFF.

Put away the umbrella.

Looked up.

Looking at the elderly in front of him.

There is no doubt that there is only one possibility for those who can wait for him here in advance.

Bruce Wayne!

The Batman whose name resounded in Gotham City twenty years ago.

Of course, his name now resounds like Gotham, it's just another name.

There was no surprise in Yi Lin's expression.

Others may not be able to guess.

But for Bruce Wayne himself, the "removal of the crown of the old dark king" in the riddle is not a riddle at all, nor is it a suggestion, it is a manifestation.

"Sit!" Bruce Wayne motioned Yi Lin to sit down.

Yi Lin raised his eyebrows and did not refuse, and sat opposite Bruce Wayne.

"Meeting for the first time, Riddle gentleman, Edward Rin."

Yi Lin smiled slightly: "I won't introduce myself, and you don't need it. It seems that this time, you finally didn't guess it?"

This time?

Bruce Wayne’s pupils shrink~www.novelmt.com~ In other words, the "riddle gentleman" in front of him already knew that he guessed the previous riddles?

Bruce Wayne chuckled.

Then he poured half a glass of red wine for each of them, with an apologetic expression: "Sorry, the time is in a hurry, I can't find any more expensive red wine."

"..."

Yi Lin... drank it all in one fell swoop.

It’s good to feel the power of banknotes for yourself.

"I'm curious, what is the answer to your riddle?" Bruce Wayne didn't forget this.

Yi Lin smiled and said, "I think everyone is curious about the answer, isn't it?"

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