I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

It's just night now.

A captive dog escaped because of the negligence of a zoo staff member.

This dog is a mixed breed, with genes from other animals in his body, and he is very gifted.

The zoo ran out of "human and animal harmless" small animals, and it made news. Official document: Most of the canines are very docile, they don't bite, they don't growl.

Originally, the dog had a collar for tracking and positioning on its neck, but it was the old version of the "satellite positioning version", which has not been updated. No one thought that the small animal would escape, so that the zoo party has not found the "fleeing dog" until now.

Wang Er was hungry all day.

He hummed and hid in the alley.

It rummaged through the trash can for food.

However, today's food is more synthetic, which is more unpalatable than the dog food it usually eats.

Bah, mere humans can't even eat as much as dogs.

Next to the sorting trash can, a dirty dog ​​was lying in the corner, retching while secretly wiping tears. The corners of the dog's eyes were full of tears, which hardened his beautiful hair and stained with a lump of feces.

It started to regret it.

Freedom is such an inconvenience.

Go **** free.

Ben Wang is going home!

go home!

wow wow wow...

Its IQ is currently not enough for it to understand its status as a "protective animal".

It always feels that as soon as it emerges, it will be beaten to death.

After all, he escaped, didn't he?

"Oh? There's actually a dog here?"

A young man with colorfully dyed hair and messy hair passed by holding a scantily clad woman, ready to grab a fast food in the alley.

The reason needless to say, four words: chicken stimulation.

The man and woman then spotted the dog hiding by the trash can.

"This dog is very cute." The woman squatted down. In this era, only the rich can afford a dog. She has only seen it in the zoo on weekdays. Now that she saw the real dog, she couldn't care about having a picnic, so she couldn't help squatting in front of Wang Er and touched the dog's head.

"Wang..."

The dog is very good, sticking out his tongue and licking the woman's hand, staring at each other astringently.

It means nothing else.

Just hungry and want to eat.

"Tsk, bad luck."

The young man was quite thoughtful at first, but this woman actually ignored him, which made him very angry.

"I'm not as good as a dog?"

The youth tyrannically pressed the woman against the wall.

The young man's sudden action frightened the woman, she looked at the man stupidly, a little overwhelmed.

"Hey, I suddenly want to play a fun game." The young man licked his lower lip. He grabbed the woman's hair and pressed her in front of the dog: "Since you like it so much, you can play with the dog."

"Brother... You, the joke is a bit too much." The woman was in pain and struggled desperately. But the youth's strength is much greater than the woman imagined.

The dog was stunned.

It doesn't quite understand what they're talking about though.

But the dog was cold all over, and he vaguely felt that they were coveting their beauty.

After a while, the dog pinched his hind legs and tail in desperation.

It made a quick decision, turned the dog's head, limped, urinated, and then ran away.

"You want to run too?" The young man jumped high, and in the woman's horrified eyes, the young man jumped several meters high. He stepped on the dog's spine with one foot, stomped the dog on the ground, and ordered the woman: "I want to see the relationship between the dog and the man now. If you don't want to die, give it to me."

The dog was dying, blood foaming from his mouth. It looked desperately at the woman, and the woman looked at the dog desperately.

At this moment, the feelings of the two of them seemed to resonate, and they were surprisingly unanimous.

…

Ben Wang is going to die.

Damn, before dying, integrity is not guaranteed.

Dog, tears streaming down my face.

It was full of regret and remorse.

Annoyed to escape from the zoo, remorse to meet a human.

It would be nice to be a pet dog in the zoo, including food, shelter, and selective breeding.

This freedom is not worth it.

The dog closed his eyes.

…

When Irin arrived at the scene.

It happened that the woman was crying and ready to go up to the dog.

"Reality is always more magical than fiction."

Yi Rin sighed lightly, the dog is indeed dying, but as long as he is here, the dog will not die.

The barrier fell, and the alley was silent.

Women, men, dogs, seemed to be frozen in time, motionless.

With a streamer floating behind Yi Rin, he stepped into the alley.

Eyes glowed like electricity, and in Yi Rin's eyes, the identities of the two were read out.

woman: amateur. Strength: 1.8, Agility: 2.2, Spirit: 2.0. Rating: average.

Man: The registrant. Registration area server: Tower of Death. Class: 18, ID: 3218. Strength: 4.5; Agility: 3.0; Spirit: 3.3. Rating: Fair.

The woman fainted and sent home.

The men were executed on the spot.

It only took Yilin a second to decide the different fates of the two humans.

But just as Yi Rin was about to start, he suddenly remembered something.

"I see."

How a dog became an apostle has always been an unsolved mystery in the small circle of the Apocalypse Guild.

Now, the answer is a bit dull.

Yilin dragged the young man to the dog.

The dying dog opened his eyes.

What caught Gouzi's eyes was a genial smiling face, but the calmness and indifference in his eyes made Gouzi subconsciously use his last strength to clamp his tail.

It felt that it was better to die at the hands of a woman.

This human being is such a jerk.

"Bite off its neck, and then you can live, darling, just take a bite, use a little force, Wanger."

bite?

Civilized dogs don't do that.

It was trained not to harm humans.

But,

Humans hurt it.

What should Ben Wang do?

Like instinct, in a daze, Wang'er bit the throat that was close at hand.

A card floated over the corpse, and Wang'er stretched out her claws.

That is, light.

…

After a minute.

A dog-licking smile appeared on the dog's face, and he licked Yilin's hand hard.

"So your name is Mao Mao? What a vulgar name." Yi Rin stroked the dog's head: "Don't call Mao Mao, this name is not serious. From now on, you are... Wang Tiandi. The emperor of dogs."

"Wang!"

…

Wang Er, who just became "Wang Tiandi", is not used to the new name. But within a few days, Wang Er accepted the name. Gouzi's head is very simple, Wang Tiandi, how cool and arrogant he is, there is nothing wrong with him.

It gradually discovered that the new owner was actually fine with everything, except that he looked rather abstract, his face was a little blurry, and he couldn't see clearly.

Wang Er felt that the new owner was very kind and would teach it all kinds of new skills.

for example:

Stand upside down on one front paw and urinate three meters away;

In one breath, lick the dog and laugh for ten minutes without cramping;

Three circles left and three circles right and tail flicks.

Irin: "Actually, there are skills in tail flicking too. The focus is on breathing..."

The dog begins to learn the real way of breathing.

someday,

It flicked its tail, flew up, and spiraled into the sky.

The new owner also taught him the true "way of the dog".

Yi Rin: "You are a dog, do you understand what a dog is? Be a bit more dog! Don't be bound by mere 'propriety, righteousness, integrity, benevolence, righteousness and morality', forget the training you received before, and be an invincible mascot! Look! , did you see the group of crushes in the cage?"

Yi Rin felt that Wang Tiandi was very cowardly, so she hated iron and pointed at the shaved **** in the zoo.

Wang Tiandi nodded vigorously, and saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"superior."

Irin pointed to the cage.

"Wang..."

Wang Tiandi shrank his dog's head: this is not good?

"Don't forget, you're a proud dog."

"You are the emperor of dogs, the mascot of the world, Wang Tiandi."

"Don't keep your eyebrows down in front of me, you're no longer an ordinary dog. The pattern needs to be bigger, understand?"

After Yi Rin gestured to "big pattern", he threw Wang Tiandi into the **** pen.

the next day.

Three poles in the sun.

The staff in the zoo were surprised to find that there were 18 female dogs of all breeds, large and small, in Park D-3 of the canine family.

…

With the help of permission, Yi Rin gave Gouzi a lot of props and skills.

If he remembers correctly, the other self will soon be matched with Wang Tiandi in the Caribbean Trial.

It's no wonder that Gouzi couldn't pull his legs when he saw him back then. It turned out to be an inexplicable sense of familiarity that made Gouzi choose to follow him.

It echoed again.

Yi Rin watched Wang Tiandi pick his teeth contentedly with Erlang's legs crossed. He was very satisfied with the results of his training. So far, under his special training, Wang Tiandi finally had a certain ability to protect himself. will be bullied.

"Don't hold grudges against humans." Yi Rin smiled and stroked Wang Tiandi's dog's head: "There are good, bad, ugly, beautiful, cowardly, and strong human beings. These colorful elements form a huge group of 'human beings'. Whoever treats you badly, you shoot him to death, and whoever treats you well, you lick him, this is the 'reason' of being a dog."

Wang Tiandi nodded in understanding.

"One day, you will meet someone who treats you well."

Wang Tiandi stuck his tongue out and pointed at Yilin with his claws.

"I, I'm not human."

Irin shook her head and said with certainty.

…

When the training was almost done, Yi Rin took the dog by his side and saw the boss.

At least it has learned to go to the toilet, read newspapers, not to urinate anywhere, and not to embarrass itself.

"Acridine! Mascot! So cute!"

Xiaoxi hugged the dog and threw it forcefully.

Snapped!

The dog was attached to the ceiling in a large font, and the dog's face was full of ignorance in capital letters.

"Okay, you are dignified...ahem, don't bully a dog."

Yi Rin squinted at the mediocre god, he always felt that Xiaoxi was trying to find a way to get back on the dog.

"How can it be." Xiaoxi said that she couldn't, but she pressed the dog in front of her and asked with a smile, "Wang'er, do you believe in God?"

The dog was stunned.

Under the training of Yi Rin, its IQ and logical thinking have improved a lot. Wang Tiandi vaguely noticed that this was a proposition.

"Wang!"

The dog immediately squatted in front of Xiaoxi, wagging his tail crazily as if to please him, clapping his two fore palms together, and closing the dog's eyes, looking like he "worships gods devoutly".

"good."

A white ray of light descended from the sky and landed on the dog.

The dog bathed in light reveals a majestic and inviolable holy light.

Yi Rin was slightly startled: "This is you?"

"Don't you think that UU Reading www.uukanshu.com 'belief' is just talking about it?" Xiaoxi glanced at the administrator with crooked eyes, and raised her index finger triumphantly: "No matter what. Saying that I am also a dignified god, and giving blessings to 'believers', isn't this a natural feedback?"

fuck?

Yi Rin quickly used the background to check the dog's information.

really.

There is a strange skill in the dog's panel:

【Blessing of Hope】

【Grade】SSS

[Restrictions] Only canine breeds that are in a "dying state (abbreviation: dead dog can be activated.

[Effect] Permanent Luck +3.0; in the dying state, you can get "Blessing of Hope" and "God Dog" bonus: Strength +50%; Agility +50%, Spirit +50%, Health Recovery Speed +100%, immune to most of the normal negative states, and randomly awakens the phantom beast forms of the dog subjects (including but not limited to Fudou, Tengu, Cerberus, Listening, and Roaring Tengu). Duration: 300 seconds. Cooling time: 24 hours.

【Explanation】Please remember that at all times, you must have hope. PS: Many times, people are not necessarily comparable to a dog.

…

After Yi Rin watched it, his face was expressionless: "In advance, I am not jealous of a dog, I just want to know, is this also a loophole?"

The mere **** raised his index finger triumphantly and replied, "A mistake will lead to more mistakes."

At this moment, Yi Rin began to think rationally:

Can I build a super dog army?

"Can I ask for 10,000 mascots like this... no, 1,000? I don't mean anything else, I prefer dogs."

"...you're thinking about farting."

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