I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Yi Lin slipped away.

Before the group of good citizens of Gotham City took out the weapon grenade, Yi Lin decisively turned it on and disappeared into the corner.

--silently.

After Li Erpang's murder was too strong, no one noticed Yi Lin's departure.

Maybe.

Even if you noticed it, it won't be bad.

After all, Yi Lin is not a "criminal" yet.

really.

After listening to Li Erpang's narration, Yi Lin had a certain understanding of the world view of this trial.

But at the same time, many violations were also discovered.

A trial that even Li Er fat knows the end?

Oh, how is it possible.

Think safely, there is definitely a hole in this.

The big pit.

Sure enough, Li Erpang stepped in.

——This pit is still the kind with spike traps.

"Crime" seems to be a certain kind.

Once a crime is committed, it will begin to fall into endless pursuit.

Yi Lin began to think about all the clues.

This city of Gotham is very big and very prosperous.

The towering buildings, the developed rail transit, and the advanced thermal weapons in the hands of good citizens all tell the danger of the world...very high.

Although they are apostles, after several attribute upgrades, their attribute values ​​are much higher than ordinary humans.

But it is still human.

As long as they have not broken through the shackles of human beings, they will also bleed and die.

Yi Lin thought for a while in the darkness.

Before breaking through the first layer of "lock", at least like in the ghost mist mountain trial, using the "Ghost Qi BUFF" to pile the attribute value to the limit, in order to crush this trial with absolute strength.

Otherwise... or obediently look for a reasonable way to pass the customs, and get a higher evaluation of the customs.

While thinking about Yi Lin, he was far away from the explosion zone and turned a few streets.

Yi Lin didn't know where he was.

After all, there is no map.

Not far away, the commotion gradually spread.

The explosions and gunshots continued one after another, but as Yi Lin moved away, it became more and more blurred.

Yi Lin opened the "Guilty List" and took a look.

Li Erpang's "guilt value" is slowly rising at a certain constant speed.

"Heh, it's still so rough and thick...resistant to beatings."

Sure enough it was him.

In the Arkham Nursing Home, Yi Lin, who is in an aging state, may not be able to fight Harley Quinn with a stick, but still be alive and kicking.

After the fat man actually ate a stick, he had nothing to do except for a nosebleed and a swollen nose.

This defense is terrifying.

This fleshy tank, you are not right, who is it?

No, there seems to be Su Xiaosu.

The start of the double tank...steady.

At this moment, the death mark on Yi Lin's chest shook slightly.

Open it and take a look.

...

Li Erpang: Damn it! You cheated me! (Turn the table)

...

Yi Lin thought for a while, and then replied: Encourage! (Oli gives)

Then he temporarily set Do Not Disturb on Li Erpang's mailing list.

Same treatment as Li Changge.

By the way, although the apostle communication function is convenient for communication, it cannot communicate with the real world in the inner world.

After all, the time lapse speed of the inner world and the real world are different.

Not in the same service area at all...no signal.

"Huh? Where is Pan Zhengyi?"

Only then did Yi Lin realize that Pan Zhengyi had somehow lost in the brilliant explosion just now.

"Never mind..."

Yi Lin shook his head very quickly. He is not Pan Zhengyi's nanny, so it is impossible to take care of him in the inner world.

And... there must be some reason for Pan Zhengyi to live till now.

The strange thing is that in Yi Lin's memory, there is no information about Pan Zhengyi.

Watch him play by himself.

The street is very quiet.

Many vehicles are parked on the side of the road.

The door opens.

Didn't even pull out the key.

Double flashes.

Just like people in the whole city, Duxi Dapu ran to chase and kill Li Erpang.

Gotham folk customs are simple and civilized.

If it weren't for witnessing the scene where countless grenades hit Li Erpang's compost meat just now, this city of Gotham can be called a model of a civilized city.

Yi Lin silently mourned for Li Erpang for three seconds.

At this time, Yi Lin turned another street.

Pedestrians started to increase here, and it seemed that they didn't know the rare crimes that happened a few streets away.

A small bookstore appeared in front of Yi Lin.

"bookstore?"

Yi Lin smiled slightly and walked in swaggeringly.

"welcome!"

Even if Yi Lin dresses strangely, Yi Lin is currently not a "criminal" status. Although he carries a small amount of guilt on his body, at least he does not show it in front of others.

So for now, Yi Lin is still considered "innocent".

Yi Lin ignored the store manager and searched for it in the bookstore.

"Yes."

Sure enough, a stack of "Gotham City Travel Guide" was placed on one of the cabinets.

Turn to the first page:

"Welcome to the peaceful city of Gotham."

The second page:

"Welcome to Gotham City, where the crime rate is zero."

page three:

"The folklore here is simple and honest, and it is a paradise for vacationing, elderly care, traveling, and looking for amorous encounters!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Yi Lin was expressionless, turning the travel guide to the end page by page.

Sure enough, a long additional page can be pulled out at the end.

Map of Gotham City!

Yi Lin smiled slightly.

Now Yi Lin's mental attributes are as high as 6.4, and his memory is amazing.

Although it is not so exaggerated as memorizing, ten lines at a glance, as long as you memorize it with your heart, with the help of the memory palace memory method, the map can be clearly printed in your mind.

However, because the map does not have all the heights of the buildings on the surface, Yi Lin will not be able to turn a flat map into a three-dimensional map in his mind for a while.

A little disappointed.

But it doesn't matter, it just works.

Gotham City is too big. Without a map, many operations would be inconvenient.

After 5 minutes and 20 seconds, Yi Lin finally got the entire map of Gotham City in his head.

After spending a little more time, Yi Lin closed his eyes and carefully recalled six times, compared each other and confirmed that there was no error, then put down the "Gotham City Travel Guide" in his hand.

"Gotham, a good tourist city with zero crime rate in 20 years?"

"Heh, that means..."

Yi Lin silently analyzes the information obtained from the "Travel Guide".

In other words-intelligence.

He suddenly missed the mental power attribute that directly exploded in the trial of Ghost Wushan.

Thinking in that state is simply too easy to use.

At this time, the bookstore owner seemed to notice Yi Lin's weird behavior.

After all, Yi Lin also stood holding the book for nearly 6 minutes, and it was impossible if he didn't notice.

If you encounter a grumpy boss, maybe this will directly blast Yi Lin out.

It's a pity that the people of Gotham are simple and honest, and the bookstore owner just smiled when he saw it, and even cast a kind and gentle look, then lowered his head to continue playing with the phone, without paying too much attention to Yi Lin.

"Sure enough, the folk customs are simple."

Yi Lin chuckled.

Just when Yi Lin was about to leave.

He glanced away, and accidentally found a whole row of books with exactly the same covers.

To be precise, it is an entire bookshelf, all of the same series of books.

The title of the book is very interesting.

"The Legend of Batman".

"The Legend of the Riddler".

"The Clown Legend".

"Legend of Harlequin".

--and many more.

In short, Yi Lin was a little surprised.

...

...

After one hour.

Yi Lin put down the thick "Legend of the Riddler" in his hand.

The light in the eyes is looming.

Unexpectedly, the story told by Li Erpang would be sold in a bookstore so openly.

Of course, if the content recorded in these books is five points accurate, it is not bad.

At the very least, Batman’s real name is not recorded in The Legend of Batman.

No one knows.

Perhaps the person who wrote the book did not know.

There are many speculations in the book.

But it seems... none of them are reliable.

The exciting little books on the entire bookshelf are, in summary, "the story of Batman and the villains falling in love and killing each other."

Probably so.

Among these characters, there are only two, and no real names have been recorded.

Batman...and the Joker.

It is said that 20 years ago, Batman and the Joker fought in Gotham. Both died and never appeared in Gotham again.

"Heh... this trial is getting more and more interesting."

"So now..."

Yi Lin chuckled lightly, and walked slowly to the counter under the watch of the store manager.

"Man, do you have nothing to buy?"

The store manager asked with a smile.

Yi Lin suddenly lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: "I suddenly understand that the fat man feels hard to get started."

The folk customs are so simple!

If he hadn't witnessed the scene where the fat man was almost killed by a grenade, Yi Lin estimated that he would have to go through five minutes of psychological development before he could be cruel to be this villain.

As for now...

There is no psychological burden.

"Huh? What are you talking about, buddy?"

Yi Lin raised his head and smiled slightly: "Are there any notes? The hard ones."

"?"

The bookstore owner was slightly startled, his head full of question marks.

It was the first time he saw someone come to a bookstore to buy sticky notes.

But it doesn't matter.

As a citizen of Gotham City with simple folk customs, we will try our best to meet the needs of every customer.

No matter how unreasonable this demand is.

Unless...can't do it.

Soon, the bookstore owner found the note paper from under the counter.

"Hmm...is there a pen? The thick one."

"Yes!"

The bookstore owner took out another oil-based pen.

Yi Lin thought for a moment, and soon wrote a line of text on the paper.

Actually, it's not important not to understand a foreign language.

As an apostle, you will have power from the "tower", and will make the most reasonable official translation for every apostle.

Although the bookstore owner has a good attitude, he still feels inexplicable about Yi Lin's weird behavior.

Yi Lin quickly wrote a sentence on the sticky note.

Then he thought about it again.

He drew a big question mark on the back of the sticky note.

"Well, that's a bit different."

Bookstore owner: "?"

"now……"

Yi Lin squinted his eyes and smiled, showing a more honest smile than the simple folks of Gotham City citizens.

"robbery."

"WhattheFuc......kkkkk?!"

The bookstore owner's eyes widened.

...

...

ten minutes later.

A police car stopped in front of the bookstore.

Two blond male police officers wearing crumpled uniforms and unbuttoned buttons, with two beer bellies, came to the bookstore where Yi Lin had stayed with alcohol and hiccups.

"Bob, was it the police you called?"

One of the police officers lit a cigarette and went straight into the bookstore.

The other police officer pulled out a small metal wine bottle directly from his trouser pocket, and then took a sip.

"Everything--"

A long spit of vodka spurted out of his mouth.

It feels refreshing.

Whole body carefree.

"Police officer, someone robbed! Someone robbed!"

The owner of the bookstore, known as Bob, seemed to take no surprises at the behavior of the two police officers. On the contrary, he had excited eyes, lit a cigarette, and took a deep breath.

"robbery?"

"robbery?"

The two police officers with drunken blonde belly looked at each other.

Then couldn't help laughing wildly.

"Hahahahaha—"

"My dear Bob, today is not April Fool's Day, so stop making such jokes."

"If it weren't for being bored, I wouldn't bother to come here."

"Hey..." The police officer drinking vodka was drunk and smiled: "Unfortunately, I heard that there was a murder case near Robinson Park. Oh, cake seller, I haven't heard of a crime in Gotham City in 20 years! My gun, like my bird, is ready to move."

"I heard that two female'criminals' have also appeared in Burnley! Hehehe... I heard that many people have been killed."

"Bob, if it weren't for you **** guy to report that someone was robbed, we would be able to take part in the elimination of that ‘crazy criminal’!"

As they talked, they laughed again.

Bob shrugged helplessly.

"Wait, are you serious?"

The smoking policeman extinguished his cigarette butts on the ground severely, and asked seriously.

"Nonsense! How dare I make a joke about crime! This is Gotham!"

"Wait, what did he steal from you?"

"That **** Oriental actually snatched my oily pen and sticky notes! He also left a'next crime notice'!"

The two police officers' eyes widened in an instant.

The wine also sobered up a bit.

and many more.

This is simply--

The wife is so exciting!

It turned out to be the next crime preview!

Bob took out a card.

The two police officers quickly snatched the card from Bob.

On the back of the card, a question mark was drawn crookedly with an oily pen.

question mark!

"Could it be—"

Suddenly, they remembered a criminal who only existed in the legend.

and many more.

Impossible, the criminal has already disappeared in Gotham City.

How could it be possible to re-emerge?

But out of a certain curiosity, the two police officers with blond belly still turned over the "question mark" card.

I saw an inexplicable line written on it.

...

[When the day and night are in communication, I bravely stand in front of the black and white beasts. The black and white beasts have already swallowed more disorderly beasts in their belly, and the beasts are gradually decayed into bones in the steel jungle. There are gorgeous fireworks sleeping here, and I will light Gotham with the most gorgeous fireworks and rekindle the first ray of light of the past. 】

Signed——

[Elegant and wise gentleman of riddles: Edward Rin, sincerely. 】

Edward Rin?

What the hell?

The two police officers looked at each other.

I wondered if I was drunk before I saw this weird notice.

"Is this a joke?"

The blonde police officer murmured a little uncertainly.

Bob was angry: "Police officer, this is a crime! Robbing Lao Tzu's oily pen is also a robbery! Robbery"

"Wait, there is a camera in my store!"

Bob suddenly turned on the monitoring screen on the computer screen as if offering a treasure.

A young black-haired man in a blue and white striped suit.

He blatantly smiled at the camera above his head.

In the bookstore, the three people saw this scene and stayed for a few seconds at the same time.

boom!

Suddenly, the drunk police officer pulled out his gun and fired a shot at the ceiling.

"Provocation! This is a provocation to the Gotham Police Department!"

"Humph!"

"What is the crime of robbery?"

"capital offense!"

"What is the crime of provoking the police?"

"capital offense!"

"It's all a capital crime—"

The three big men suddenly burst into laughter in the bookstore.

It seemed to be depressed for a long time, revealing a gradual release of pleasure.

"Quickly, inform Sheriff Gordon!"

"Just say... there is another rampant criminal. Hmm... remember to say that he committed a capital crime, this is the point."

...

...

After Yi Lin grabbed the oil-based pen and sticky notes, he left the bookstore.

A reminder appeared before his eyes.

[Looting "oily pen"*1, robbing "sticky notes"*1, get +1 crime! 】

"..."

General points for mosquito legs.

Yi Lin calculated the time in his heart, and soon walked into a high-end clothing store.

Then, under the warm service of the good citizens of Gotham City, Yi Lin tailor-made a high-end brand gentleman evening dress.

Of course, it is not green.

He didn't have Edward's **** bad taste.

Huh? What is this inexplicable translation tone?

Yi Lin shook his head, putting away the weird idea in his mind.

I remember that there were many classical networks in the past, which were filled with a large number of stories similar to the protagonist entering a high-end clothing store in poverty, and being ridiculed by passersby.

But now that Yi Lin is wearing a dirty patient gown, the citizens of Gotham are still enthusiastic... I have to say that only looking at this point, Gotham City is really simple and honest.

When the high-end evening dress is set.

The moment Yi Lin took over the black men's evening dress from the enthusiastic clerk, the equipment attributes instantly appeared in front of him.

...

[Elegant gentleman suit]

【Grade】None

【Durable】200/200

[Effect] Wear him, you are the most beautiful boy on the street!

[Explanation] As a rising star in the crime world of Gotham, you can't pay, right? Right?

...

For this attribute...

Yi Lin felt that he had no Fuc...to say.

But don't say anything.

The workmanship is pretty good.

The durability reached 200 points.

Although it was a classless appearance equipment without any attribute bonuses, it was at least twice as good as the [patient uniform] on my body.

To be precise, it is four times.

In the full-length mirror.

Yi Lin was wearing an elegant black gentleman's evening dress, which was a little more inexplicable.

Feeling of myself, it looks extremely pleasing to the eye.

"It seems that something is missing..."

Yi Lin wore a gentleman's uniform and took a round in the shop.

...

[Get the "Gloves of the Elegant"! 】

[Get the "Gentleman's Hat That Will Not Fall"! 】

[Get "Crocodile leather shoes that are hard to wear"! 】

...

The name is quite bluff.

But the attributes...just like that.

It doesn't hurt or itchy, it doesn't matter if you don't mention it.

They are all krypton-gold appearance equipment.

Yi Lin lowered the brim of his hat and smiled slightly.

"Dear Sir, here are all..."

Before the clerk could finish speaking, Yi Lin interrupted the clerk directly.

Money is not money, it is not important.

Yi Lin didn't plan to pay anyway.

Yi Lin smiled slightly: "Now... Robbery."

...

...

"Fuck!"

After receiving the report, the two policemen rushed to the clothing store in a hurry.

After a frantic racing round in the city, the alcohol was almost awake.

The custom clothing here is famous and extremely expensive.

It is said that Bruce Wayne, the richest man in Gotham City, almost all of the dresses he wore when attending the party came from here.

"That **** Edward Rin again?"

"What did you grab this time?"

"What? An evening gown? What did he do with these?"

It is said that after the mysterious Edward Rin left after the robbery, he also left a small reminder card.

On the back is still the hand-painted scribbled question mark.

On the front is still a line of confusing text.

[The elegant gentleman is ready to go, and hurried to the black and white behemoth, the elegant gentleman is about to steal the sleeping fireworks, ushering in a lively celebration for the dead Gotham. 】

Signed——

[The one who is about to become a good neighbor of Gotham, Edward Rin. yours truly. 】

Boom boom boom!

provocative!

This is Chi Guoguo's provocation!

The two police officers shot frantically at the ceiling.

"Police officer, is that a criminal?"

The charming blonde clerk suddenly flashed his eyes and asked with some expectation.

"Criminal! He committed a capital crime!"

When the blonde beauty clerk heard this, Huo Ran took out a handful from the counter...

Mini submachine gun!

Then he giggled.

...

...

"Edward Rin?"

Yi Lin silently tasted the name that was full of evil and fun.

In fact, in principle, if you want to imitate the riddler's crime, you should take it as "Rin Nigma".

But Yi Lin always felt weird.

There is obviously something wrong with the reading.

So I can only rely on my liking~www.novelmt.com~ Time: dusk.

【17:35】

As the sun sets, there is still a small half of the sun hanging on the edge of the mountains.

Location: Black and White Behemoth.

Yi Lin chuckled as he looked at the strangely painted building in black and white.

Above the gate.

A solemn sign hung.

"Gotham Police".

Official translation——

[Gotham Police Department].

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