I Just Want To Farm

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Rope, pots, matches, switchblades, raincoats, watches, a small bag of flour, and a flashlight are all distributed, and everyone is going to survive?

It's definitely not that simple.

Sure enough, the PD said that three teams should be formed to work together, and the person who finds the most bananas in the end will be considered the winner.

What is a banana? In fact, it is the gameplay feature of this program. In terms of meeting the basic survival conditions of four and a half days, the winner is the one who gets the most bananas. There are three ways to get bananas.

One, the banana tool was found in the wild.

2. Completing the tasks assigned by the program group to each group will be rewarded.

Three, win in the competition with the living conditions of other groups and get rewards.

Just like playing a game, whoever gets the most little red flowers wins.

But teammates are important.

And the three teams mentioned by PD.

Eight people must be 3:3:2.

It means that there are always two people who suffer the most.

"The way the teams are allocated is random, let's draw lots."

The result came out soon, and Qin Yu thought about it.

The first team: Zhang Li (Switch Knife), famous martial artist Han Chen (Pot) and third-rate woman Su Qing (Flour).

The second team: Jia Sheng (rope), traffic niche Wu Han (watch) and new traffic Xiaohua Qi Zhiyuan (match).

The third team: Chen Chenfeng (flashlight) and Qin Yu (raincoat).

This lottery was simply unexpected and deliberate.

Qin Yu glanced at the small ball in the box, curled his lips, his face was worthy of a CP team, and the screen was full of pink bubble bars.

This program group is very good at making troubles, but that's right, capital enters the stage, and everything is driven by ratings, so there is nothing to blame.

However, Qin Yu glanced and found that Chen Chenfeng's face was gloomy for a moment.

"He looks down on you, a weakling who has no background, ability, and looks."

After watching around, Maoer reminded Qin Yu of the tragic fact that she was the lowest end of the food chain among the eight people.

"Oh, it's okay, I only value his flashlight, it's convenient to go to the toilet."

Cat: "."

After the assignment was over, the three teams quickly separated.

"The most important thing for survival is food and shelter for the night. It should be noon now, and the sun will go down in a few hours. We have to fix the shelter first, and then look for food. You go and pick up wood."

Chen Chenfeng issued orders directly, Qin Yu glanced at him, and was not angry, "You want to make your residence here? If it is in this location, the tide will rise at night, and if the water overflows here."

Probably didn't expect Qin Yu to have some thoughts, his face changed slightly, Chen Chenfeng said lightly: "I know, I didn't decide to be here, I have to go up a little bit, just use wood to fix the bracket first."

All right, whatever you say is what you say. Heh! Qin Yu nodded and obediently agreed.

At least this person's current plan is correct.

Since it is a jungle on the island, of course there is no shortage of wood.

It's on the side.

"Don't make it so thick, it's slender enough but not easy to break, you..." When Chen Chenfeng turned his head, Qin Yu had already inserted a piece of wood.

He raised his eyebrows and praised casually: "You did a good job."

Although this person looks down on her, Qin Yu doesn't hate this kind of showman - he loves to work and show off in front of the camera, so let him do it.

Anyway, she is on the sidelines to help and not idle.

Both of them are hard-working people, and a wooden frame will soon be made.

"Now I'm making a fire, and then you watch, I'll go in and collect banana leaves, coverings and food."

The person watching the fire has no topicality, and there are very few shots. Obviously, he is the only one who can stand out.

Qin Yu: "Oh, yes."

She is not from this world, she can't take half a million with her, and she doesn't need to become popular, so of course there is no need to fight.

But can it start a fire?

For today's food and safety for the night, she still hopes to have a fire.

"The short-sighted lens of the flashlight can't focus on making fire. We can only make fire by drilling wood."

Qin Yu was surprised, she didn't know this, after all, she didn't understand this either.

This Chen Yifeng is still very 6.

However, the theory is feasible, but it is not easy to drill wood to make fire. It is always a little short of fire, and it will not work after half an hour of hard work. Seeing that it has already taken an hour now, if it takes another hour or two, I am afraid it will be very bad.

Qin Yu thought for a while and said, "Can you give me your flashlight? It's fine."

With a flash in his eyes, Chen Chenfeng immediately picked up the flashlight, took off the lens, handed it to Qin Yu, and said confidently: "Use it to capture sunlight, even if the focus is weak, it should be helpful to focus on the point where I drill wood to make fire. "

It seems that this is his attention, and the angle he just showed is very suitable for the framing of the camera.

Qin Yu could imagine what would happen with the editing later on. She glanced at this person and smiled, without further ado, she took the lens and used the best angle

"This person is really annoying. He has a strong desire to show off, and he is shameless. You obviously came up with the idea, making it look like he came up with it himself. You are the only one who can bully him. If it's me, I won't kill him!"

Mao'er is usually mean to Qin Yu, but in essence he protects his weaknesses.

Qin Yu: "When there is no conflict of interests, let him act as a monster, but the more this person behaves, the more I can be sure that this person is not an employer."

Huh? Do you have a judgment?

"The fundamental meaning of the existence of the Golden House is to punish evil and promote good. Although it is a bit fake in reality, I believe in this principle because of the system's ability to transfer planes. And this mission is just a variety show. , no matter how evil it is, it can’t go anywhere, the system made it clear that it asked me to help, but it can’t help the wicked, so that means the employer is a kind person.”

This conjecture was very simple, and Qin Yu didn't argue too much.

"Then you think this Chen Yifeng is not kind?"

"Whether good or bad depends on everyone's standards. Anyway, for me, he is selfish at best, not bad, but for the Golden House, he definitely doesn't like this kind of selfishness—unless other people's essence is worse than him .”

If one of the seven is excluded, there are only six left.

kind? It doesn't seem to be that hard to find.

"Then who do you think is kind? That Qi Zhiyuan is kind."

"have no idea."

Qin Yu felt that there was no real contact with him, so there was no need to make a conclusion.

When the two were talking, white smoke suddenly rose.

It's done! Continue to drill, when there are sparks, the two take some wood fluff from the previous drilling to light the fire.

Sure enough, the sparks turned into flames and caught fire!

With fire, the temperature and food at night are guaranteed.

Chen Yifeng smiled, and the camera also gave him a close-up.

"I'm leaving, you watch the fire carefully, don't let it go out."

After Chen Yifeng left, Qin Yu got up and dragged some big logs over to put them on the fire. She was still good at lighting fires.

Using the big wood as the main body, and then put the small ones on, she predicted the time, it can last for about half an hour, but after it burns twice

During the period, Qin Yu moved stones from the side and quickly built a medium-sized fire stove skillfully. He transferred the red-hot charcoal fire into the stove to prevent wind, and added some raw wood.

This kind of smoking, coupled with the transfer of heat from each other, can last for a long time.

She just needs to check the time to come back and look at it from time to time.

So what to do next?

"For four and a half days, you must first ensure that you can survive."

She is not in a hurry to get in touch with those people, because this separation will definitely be broken.

In the end, we will still be together, so let's find something to eat first.

"Didn't he go looking for it? Why are you wasting your energy?"

Mao'er felt that Qin Yu was contradictory.

"Reasonable distribution and sitting and waiting to eat and drink are two different things. The house can let him work hard because of the difference in strength. But if he is allowed to work hard on eating, how much I eat depends on his face."

Qin Yu was originally unwilling to rely on others, so she walked towards the rock pile not far away.

When it comes to eating, Mao'er also has his own ideas, and occasionally babbles.

Qin Yu ignored him.

What's in the rock pile? At first glance, there was nothing there, and Qin Yu was a little disappointed.

Suddenly, he felt that the breathing of the cat in his mind was a little unsteady, but he restrained himself!

Um? Found something? But the rules of the system meant that he couldn't remind him.

Qin Yu, who was about to leave, immediately stamped his feet, turned around and carefully looked at the gaps in the rocks.

if you look carefully

Crab!

When Qin Yu saw the crab claws flashing through the gap, he raised his eyebrows.

The claws of the crab are not small. At first glance, they look like hairy crabs. They are black and gray, similar to the color of the reef. No wonder she didn't see it just now.

This is fine! More attractive than fruit!

It's just troublesome to catch, but it's not like Tianlixili has never caught a countryman. Qin Yu immediately looked around the gap in the rock and found that there was a hole on the left side.

Take out the raincoat, put it over the gap on the left side, press it tightly with other stones, and poke it several times with a wooden pole in the front hole.

The crab resisted a few times. Seeing that the enemy was strong, it slipped away and wanted to retreat from other holes. When the tightly covered raincoat protruded, Qin Yu rushed over and pulled out a bag of the raincoat.

"Wow!" The cameraman accompanying him all wowed.

Have it? Have it?

When I opened it, there was a palm-sized crab inside, which looked very thick.

"What kind of crab is this?" Xu Qingke asked the photographer, who had received training, and the photographer immediately said, "This is an East Timor mud crab."

"Huh? There's no mud." Qin Yu, who didn't know much about it, blurted out.

Photographer: "."

People are not allowed to take a bath?

However, East Timor is rich in high-value mud crabs, and most of the adult mud crabs exceed 600 grams, which can be regarded as the giant among domestic crabs.

"There is a mudflat over there, it seems that they sneaked here."

Qin Yu wrapped the crab in a raincoat and hung it around his waist, but he didn't beat it to death, because the bacteria in the dead crab would breed and he couldn't eat it after a long time.

She went back to look at the firewood once, and then ran to the mire again.

There are indeed many mud crabs in the mud, but they are hard to find, and they all get into the mud.

If it wasn't for the fact that the cat had God's perspective before, Qin Yu really didn't notice it.

This time, Qin Yu acted cautiously and observed the outside for a long time.

"How do you plan to catch him?" The cameraman couldn't help asking because he had a good impression of such an amateur who was capable of doing practical things but not acting like a monster.

"Look at your luck." As he said, Qin Yu found a long wooden pole by the edge of the jungle, and then re-entered the mud pile.

After walking for a while, he stopped moving. Mr. Jiang was fishing?

The cameraman couldn't bear it any longer. Just as he was about to say something, suddenly, something squirmed in the mud, and something not small crawled out.

A big mud crab, a lump, looks like it weighs seven or eight hundred grams.

Just when it emerged half of its head, Qin Yu moved!

Hold the long wooden pole with both hands.

wave!

Snapped!

In an instant, the crab that was three or four meters away from her was swept away by a pole.

With a slap, it hit the big rock five meters away on the right.

died?

Landed motionless.

But following Qin Yu to look over, he could see that it was spitting bubbles, it wasn't dead, it was just fainted.

This strength is very 6 ah.

Cameraman: "."

Cat: "."

Hurry up, have you practiced, big brother?

After deliberating for a while, the cameraman struggled and asked, "Do you know golf?"

This posture is a bit similar to the swing posture, and I have never seen such a crab catcher.

Or is it a coincidence?

"No, I used to catch mud crabs like this when I was a child." Qin Yu said.

"It looks like."

"Maybe it was born." Qin Yu joked with a smile, but the cat said quietly: "It looks like a shovel."

Qin Yu: "."

There have been a lot of things in the past few days. I went home late today and posted it so late. I will try to be as early as possible in the future. Sorry everyone.