I Have a Lot of Resurrection Coins

　　 "Boom..."

　　 "Boom boom!"

　　 "Boom boom boom!"

　　 On a huge flat ground to the east of Sunyuejiao, explosions continued.

　　 A lion demon proprietress in a teahouse closer to the flat ground couldn’t help it, and roared to the Hedong Lion in front of the explosion, “I’m going to die, let’s not let people do business!”

　　 But... it's a pity that... the voice of the lady boss was quickly covered up by the explosion...

　　......

　　 "I told Nian a long time ago, Brother Jiang said that C4 is not like this, so I don't listen to him when I'm old?"

　　 Behind a bunker not far from the open space, a man with a third-level helmet took off his helmet and spit out the sand.

　　 is not so much a "man", but rather a puppet robot. Its appearance is a bit like a small iron armor. The sound is synthesized, but it also has an accent...

"It's you who don't understand! What we yearn for is that eternal art! Explosion is art! Ah...like a black dragon, flickering and appearing, just like the blood of my black dragon! Ah!!! My eyes! It seems to see through the truth of the world!"

　　 The remote-controlled robot gave the opponent a blank look: "Made ZZ!"

　　 "Xiao Hei! Don't make art that insults me!"

　　 "What I scolded is pinch!"

　　 Xiao Hei, who didn't know where he was controlling the robot, couldn't help it. He slapped him on the back of the head with the control robot.

　　 No one has seen Xiao Hei's real person, and no one has heard Xiao Hei's real voice. Even if he is out shopping, Xiao Hei controls this robot that looks like Xiao Hei.

　　 Of course, Xiao Hei is not just such a robot.

In the concept map provided by Jiang Lin, Jiang Lin and others have also seen "Ding Dong Mao Xiao Hei", "Shrinking as High as Xiao Hei", "Steel Garuru Xiao Hei" and "Pikachu Xiao Hei"... ..

　　 Even if Xiao Hei wants to go out, he will be replaced by a robot. He is remotely controlled in the house by himself...

　　 "Brother Jiang is right! Pinching is enough to catch the goose (two) disease! What is the true gentleman of the goose! Pinched to call the second true gentleman!"

　　 "Xiao Hei! If you shoot me on the head again! Believe it or not, I will turn my face with you!"

　　 As he said, Taier Zhenjun raised his right hand wrapped around the bandage circle after circle.

　　 "Let me tell you! The primordial power in my body is already overwhelming! And my true eye of the evil king! Ah! I heard it! It's restless!"

　　 "I am annoying you MMP!"

　　 Xiao Hei couldn't help it anymore, he controlled the "Iron Armored Little Treasure" to throw his helmet away, and stood up and kicked the Taier Zhenjun.

　　 "Ah! Farewell! Didn't you hear what Brother Jiang said? Hit people, don't face! Kick people, don't kick birds! Ah! Fuck! Ah!"

　　 "I'm a squeeze bird! I have improved a C4 goose! This has failed ninety-nine times! Ninety-nine times! How much material do you think labor and capital have? I really can't help it! Labor and capital are doing it!"

　　 "Xiao Hei! If you fight again, my blood will really explode! At that time, be careful that you are swallowed by the black flame dragon in my body!"

　　 "Hey! I'm afraid of pinching, why don't you let me teach if there are other yin and yang monks, I will look for pinch?!"

　　 "Xiao Hei! You can question my integrity! But you can't question my skills!"

　　 suddenly! Tai Er Zhenjun stood up.

　　 wears a mask on his left eye and a bandage on his left hand. The oblique non-mainstream bangs have a feeling of "the village is gathered together, the cement comes with it".

　　 Especially the shabby black cloak, just like (that's) a patient with advanced secondary disease.

　　 "The technique of pinching! I @@# (silence here) your technique! Let the pinch reduce the explosion circle! Focus a little bit! The pinch horse gets bigger and bigger! Technique! I..."

　　 "Uncle Zhenjun, Uncle Xiaohei..."

Just when Xiao Hei stretched his arms to press Tai Er Zhenjun to rub against the ground, in the sky not far away, a small and lovely little dragon girl was brought by Yu Feng, a middle-aged man in a blue shirt. Fly slowly.

　　 The little dragon girl kept shaking her short and fat little hands, her big watery eyes were happy joy, and she greeted Tai Er Zhenjun and Xiao Hei in the clearing.

　　 Hearing the voice of Little Dragon Girl, Xiao Hei quickly closed her hands, patted the dust on her body, and adjusted her hair that was covered with sand...

　　 Although it was reasonable, Xiao Hei realized that he was controlling a puppet and had no hairstyle...

　　Similarly, Tai Er Zhenjun also raised the bangs in front of his forehead, and straightened the blindfold of his left eye...

　　 The little dragon girl slowly landed, stepped on her short legs and walked forward to the two of them, happily taking out two pieces of paper from her small backpack, raising her little head and raising her hand to the two of them:

　　 "This is the calligraphy practiced by Nian Nian today, and will be given to Uncle Xiaohei and Uncle Tai."

　　 Tai Er smiled happily: "Oh, how embarrassing is this, thank you for reading."

　　 "But Nian Nian's writing is not pretty..." Xiao Niannian lowered her head, poking her two index fingers at each other, looking a little unconfident.

　　 Xiao Hei and Tai Er Zhenjun squatted down, took the paper and spread it out gently.

　　 "No, Nian Nian is very beautiful."

　　 "Yeah, yeah, the words that I read are very aura, just as cute as Xiao Niannian."

　　 "Really?"

　　 Xiao Niannian raised his forehead and looked at the two uncles with joy.

"Really real." Xiao Hei rubbed Nian Nian's little head, and took out a small ball from his belly. "Since Nian Nian reads the words for uncle, then the uncle also gave it to Nian Nian. Little gift, this is a small starry sky. Put it in the room. Just press it down and it will be a beautiful starry sky."

　　 Nian Nian held the ball in her hand, and her tail wagged and shook happily, "Thank you, uncle."

　　 "I also miss a small gift."

　　 Tai Er Zhenjun took out a gossip picture from his arms. Since Xiao Niannian was holding the starry sky beads in his hands, Tai Er Zhenjun put the 400 square centimeters of the gossip picture into Xiao Niannian's small backpack.

　　 "This is a small puzzle. If I feel a little boring at home, I can play it together."

　　 Xiao Niannian happily squinted two crescents: "Thank you, uncle."

　　 "The two are still so energetic."

　　 Kong Ba Ba stepped forward and bowed his hand.

　　 Iron Armored Little Treasure Xiao Hei bowed his hand in return: "Mr. Kong, why is it going home today? Isn’t it like Jiang Nizi picked it up?"

　　 "Oh, today our school spring outing, it was early, so I took the students home, and it happened that I had something to interview about Double Everest."

　　 Tai Er Zhenjun patted Kong Ba Ba on the shoulder:

"It's not that I said, I don't know what Confucianism Jiang Lin Sang Nian Nian went to you to learn, your school is too unremarkable, except for the Four Books and Five Classics, I heard that you all teach some of the scholars, and you are still What cooking skills are taught? Isn’t a gentleman far away from cooking? You are not afraid of your Confucian ancestors being angry?"

"Hey, you don't understand the second brother." Kong Baba hurriedly waved his hand. "The scholars of the various schools have their own reasons. Although our Confucianism is good, there is still a bit of dross. Do you have a better understanding of Confucianism? What we scholars pay attention to is..."

"Wait...I don't want to listen." Xiao Hei waved his hand quickly and touched Xiao Nian Nian's head. "If Nian Nian is boring, there are so many toys here. "

　　 "Yeah." Xiao Niannian nodded, a pair of Shuiling eyes blinked, and involuntarily, Xiao Hei at home quietly wiped his nose, as if he had a nosebleed...

　　 "Nian Nian, you can also come to me. Uncle's recent strength of the flame dragon seems to be awakening, the nature of the world will be penetrated by me, and Xiao Nian Nian will be the heir of the strength of the flame dragon!"

"Emmm..." Xiao Niannian lowered her head and frowned cutely, trying very hard to understand what the second uncle said, but she couldn't understand it. In the end, Xiao Niannian decided to give up. "Uncle Tai, I don't understand Nian Nian."

　　 "This..." Tai Er touched Niannian's little head, "Uncle has delicious food at home, Niannian can come and eat anytime."

　　 "Eat? Niannian likes to eat the most." Niannian's big eyes blinked, "Huh? My second uncle, why do you have a nosebleed."

　　 Tai Er Zhenjun touched his nose: "It's okay...It may be that the seal of my crazy left hand is weak, it doesn't matter."

　　 "Okay, Niannian, let's go, next time we will play with the two uncles."

　　 "Yeah." Xiao Niannian ran to Kong Baba's side, the breeze gently brushed the two's feet, and the two slowly flew up, "Goodbye, Uncle Black, and goodbye, Uncle Tai."

　　 "Goodbye, remember to come and play next time."

　　 Xiao Hei and Tai Er Zhenjun kept waving at Xiao Niannian.

　　 Until Nian Nian disappeared into the distant sky, Xiao Hei and Tai Er Zhenjun looked at each other, and then pinched each other...

　　 "Just give a broken bead, you don't feel ashamed!"

　　 "MMP, how many years have you pinched that broken picture! It's moldy!"

　　 "My picture can reverse the sun and the moon, and lure down the stars! Why is it moldy! The true king of the black flame dragon is going to do the heavens today!"

　　 "I'm going to sell a batch of your mother, the bead is my highest masterpiece in the past ten years! Know what a fart!"

　　 "Xiao Hei! This black flame dragon has endured you for a long time!"

　　 "Pinch a second illness! I'm afraid of pinching!"

　　 "This Black Flame Dragon is killing you!"

　　 "Pinch the robot that dared to burn me with fire! One hundred thousand volts!"

　　 "Ah!!!"

　　 On the open ground, the two of them are intractable in their daily fights. Just when the two were about to engage in the next round of hand-to-hand combat, a flying sword cut through the sky and flew over!

　　 "咻!"

　　 Flying sword hovering in front of the two, the voice system automatically plays:

　　 [Shunfeng Kuaijian, please sign for Tai Er Zhenjun, sender "Chunfeng Tower 20% off tonight", original sender: "Long is handsome"]

　　 "Huh? Brother Jiang's express delivery? Let's not call it! It must be Brother Jiang who wants Ben Yanlong to save the world!"

　　 True Monarch Tai Er patted the dust on his body, and did a few bells and whistles that made Xiao Hei only frown in the second stage:

　　 "Ah! The power of my black flame! Let's shine! Go! The prehistoric in my body!"

　　 Then... a strand of black spiritual power from the fingertips slowly entered the flying sword.

　　 "The proofreading of the spiritual force is successful, and the signing is completed."

　　 With a "click", the letter was sent that the flying sword fell from the air, and Tai Er Zhenjun caught and opened the spirit orifice sword of the flying sword in time, and there was a letter inside.

　　......

　　 "Ma Ma, Nian Nian is back."

　　 "Nan Nian, I want to die."

　　Sun Moon teaches the summit of Mount Everest, Xiao Niannian, who had just fallen down, saw the hemp that was drying his clothes, and opened his small arms and ran towards the hemp.

　　 "Niannian, why did you come back so early today."

　　 Holding Xiao Niannian in his arms, Jiang Yumu kept rubbing against Xiao Niannian's soft cheeks.

　　 "Today's spring outing, school is early." Nian Nian happily took out a folded rice paper from her bag, "This is Nian Nian's words, a gift for Ma Ma."

　　 "The words I read are so beautiful." Jiang Yuni took a sip on Niannian's forehead, and the two "mother and daughter" happily squinted their crescents.

　　 "Jiang Fengzhu."

　　 Kong Ba Ba bowed his hand in the distance.

　　 "Nian Nian, let's go back to the room and rest. There is honey that Ma Ma just snatched. It's iced, it's delicious."

　　 "Well, then Nian Nian will go back to the room to do her homework."

　　 "Really good."

　　 kissed again, Jiang Yumu gently put Nian Nian down.

　　 When Nian-nian returned to the room, Kong Baba gave his hand again: "Congratulations to the leader for entering the middle stage of the Yupu realm."

　　 "Thank you, Mr. Kong."

　　 Although the appearance of the **** fish mud has not changed, his expression and tone are somewhat cool.

　　 Although it is cold, but there is no hostility at all. On the contrary, Jiang Yumu has a little respect for this scholar.

　　 Confucianism is the head of a hundred schools. There are many scholars and gentlemen, but among these scholars, how many are fake scholars and hypocrites?

　　 And the person in front of me, although he has been expelled from the Confucian School of Confucianism, although he also likes to see beautiful women on the street with Xiaolin, and even has some kind of ulterior business with Xiaolin...

　　 But, in the eyes of Jiang Yuni, and even in the eyes of all Sun-Moon cultivators, this unscrupulous scholar is a scholar.

　　 Otherwise, Xiao Lin would not put Xiao Nian Nian in his study hall, let Nian Nian learn from him, and Xiao Hei and Tai Er Zhenjun would not call him "Mr.".

In other words, in addition to the strange name Kong Baba, Taier Zhenjun, Xiaohei and Sunyuejiao, for Confucian scholars, even the most prestigious elder in the world, they are quite old. Xiucai ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ without adding the word "Mr.".

　　 "Hahaha, the word "Mr." always feels ashamed of me. I have been expelled from my own school." Kong Baba scratched his head and smiled, "I still like others calling my name."

　　 "Mr. made a joke."

　　 "Cough, cough, cough." Feeling a sword intent appeared, Kong Baba quickly straightened his expression, "Actually, I'm here this time and I have a small favor. I want to ask Brother Jiang for help."

　　 "Do you want Xiaolin's help?" Jiang Yuliu frowned slightly, "When Xiaolin comes back, it's okay for Mr. and Xiaolin to say nothing?"

　　 "This... I told Brother Jiang directly, Brother Jiang will definitely help, but I'm afraid your side..."

　　 Kongba's domineering tone is a little embarrassing.

　　 What kind of friendship do I have with Brother Jiang? We studied Xiao Liu Bei together!

　　 But even if Brother Jiang agrees to the question, it will be difficult to handle if you don't allow it.

　　This involuntarily reminded Kong Baba of the last time he invited Brother Jiang to come out at night to climb the tallest tree near the women's bath to see the moon.

　　Brother Jiang agreed, and came out at night, but the next day he received a letter from the Mission Hall asking for the half-year performance quota to be doubled...

　　 So even if Brother Jiang agreed, but the leader is not happy, what should I do if I wear small shoes...

　　 "How can Xiao Lin help Mr.? Please tell me first." Jiang Yuni's tone was already low.

　　Kong Ba Ba gave his hand in a salute even though his head was sweating, with a serious tone:

　　 "I implore the teacher to allow Brother Jiang and I to go back to the Confucian School."

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　　 [Thanks to "Book Friends 20200227195332289" for the reward of 10,000 starting coins for the local tyrants~~~ I owe a chapter to the tyrants, remember the small book~~~]