I have a bunch of relatives who want to be Hokage

Uchiha Shingen took a tour of the Sarutobi Tiger Department's office.

The ANBU minister's office was huge, bigger than the Hokage's.

The main reason is that this is the information distribution center of Konoha Hidden Village, and it will not work if it is not large.

Meanwhile, the ANBU Minister's office centralized many departmental functions.

For example, strategic research and the layout of special action plans are all conducted here.

Uchiha Shingen wandered around for a while, and then walked to the minister's desk, where stacks of documents were neatly stacked, and each stack was marked with its place of origin.

The ANBU's office work is still very standardized.

Take Sarutobi Torabe's table, it looks much more comfortable than Namikaze Minato's, and it's very neat, unlike Namikaze Minato's table, which looks like a chicken coop.

Such an office environment makes people feel comfortable.

Uchiha Shingen sat down, looking at the temporarily empty office, his thoughts couldn't help but wander a little.

After so many years, he could still return to this place.

Over the past few decades, Konoha Hidden Village has changed too much, but the Hokage Building has really changed very little.

Finally, the Sarutobi Tigers returned with the responsible people left by the ANBU in the village.

When everyone walked into this office, they first felt a rather depressing aura from the young man sitting in the minister's seat.

I feel very heavy and have difficulty breathing.

Sarutobi Tobi had the most intuitive feeling. Looking at the person sitting on his stool now, he felt that it was not Uchiha Shingen, but something very scary.

But this feeling lasted only for a moment, because Uchiha Shingen had already stood up and quite enthusiastically invited everyone to come in and sit down.

Sarutobi Tobe felt that he must have been too tired during this period and was hallucinating.

After all, he was a Konoha White Ghost, and he couldn't hide the murderous aura in his bones. It was probably because he was bored sitting alone, and he unconsciously released that aura.

Or, on purpose?

Big torch, lit up?

"Everyone, don't be restrained and sit down first." Uchiha smiled, not looking like he was lighting a torch at all, "Thanks to Hokage-sama, because Brother Torabe has been working too hard these days, he asked me to help him. , I am not familiar with the work of ANBU, so I will ask for your help in the future."

When everyone heard this, they immediately smiled.

Everyone was quite stressed during the journey before. Everyone knew the name of Konoha White Ghost, but no one from the ANBU had ever worked with Uchiha Shingen.

Killing people together and sitting in an office together are two different things.

Now it seems that it is not so difficult to get along with...

Uchiha Shingen saw all this, including the mental outlook of these Anbu.

A smile on his face and a shake of his head in his heart.

Chapter 26 Pretending to be true

The Anbu of Konoha during the Second Hokage period were known for their people-friendly style.

To take a very vivid case, it is a group of people driving with road rage.

Quite happy with the people.

I saw you eight hundred meters away. I won’t drive the car without killing you.

We can't blame them for their bad tempers. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together, and people flock together. As the initial team of Konoha ANBU, this group of people are already problematic members of the Senju clan.

There are not many friends who are helpless, but those who are alive are all inside.

During the Warring States Period, they fought bravely and fearlessly for the Thousand Hands of the Forest, but when the sudden peace came, they were at a loss and could not even adapt to the life of the ninja village.

So the confused old murderers gathered together every day to drink, curse, and pick fights with others. They just wanted to find someone to fight and get through the day.

Since Qianju Wuzu had been mentally prepared, it was okay, but it was obviously impossible for him to embrace the new era by himself and leave his old brothers behind. They were all his family.

Until one day he remembered the ANBU, and quickly encouraged the big dogs to build this department.

It wasn't that he was afraid that people would not think about committing suicide. Those people would never commit suicide. He was afraid that he would get a perforated stomach.

He didn't know if it caused the ANBU to show up in advance. Anyway, after it was built, the old brothers were in better spirits. They could cook more bowls of food for each meal and no longer dragged him to drink from morning to night every day.

The only thing Qianju Wuzu was dissatisfied with was that the big dog didn't let him go to the Anbu, but asked him to be the principal.

Being a hammer principal, this title is very unlucky.

Fortunately, the big dog finally gave in and agreed to let Senju Wuzu work part-time in Anbu.

The old brothers understood him and were very united. They made the ANBU minister appointed by the village quit his job in anger.

At this time, Uchiha Shingen was sitting in this place, and his appearance had changed.

The people sitting in front of him are no longer the group of bastards who like to brag about their achievements. The noisy bastards in the past are now lying quietly in the Thousand Hand Tombs.

Decades later, the younger generations who come in and out here sit in a polite manner and report on their work seriously.

At this time, several ANBU regional leaders were reporting to Uchiha Shingen.

Uchiha Shingen sat in his seat, smiling and listening to them carefully.

As each person stood up and sat down, he almost had an idea of ​​what the current ANBU was like.

To be fair, given the investment of resources, Konoha's ANBU ninjas are not bad at work and their execution capabilities are in place.

Although there will be bad times, this is the ninja world full of surprises, and ANBU is a purely confrontational job, and it will only be damned if it can be completed 100%.

The main problem is still at the command level.

After the last regional director completed his report, silence returned to the office.

Sarutobi Tobi glanced at Uchiha Shingen and found that there was no unhappy look on the new boss's face.

It is said that Uchiha likes to put on a bad face, but this white ghost is much more normal.

"Everyone introduced it in detail, and I roughly understand the situation." Uchiha Shingen said, "Without further delay, in view of the current situation, let's deal with the most important things first."

coming!

Everyone was shocked.

You can see what style the new boss is like right away.

Everyone works in the ANBU, and their basic quality is not to believe in any persona.

The character can be managed, but the way he does things will definitely reflect the true character of a ninja.

"First of all, regarding the organizational structure, I think it may be possible to adjust it." Uchiha Shingen said while placing a few documents he had selected before on the table, "I noticed that among the colleagues here today, there is no Is it because they are all dealing with tasks when they come from the original roots?”

"That's not the case. Lord Shingen, a colleague of Hara Nebu, is mainly responsible for front-line team leader duties in the ministry. He has no position at the headquarters and is not eligible to participate in the meeting." Sarutobi Tobi quickly explained.

He also knew about the relationship between Hara Nebe and the Uchiha clan, and he did not think that Uchiha Shingen had a good impression of Hara Nebe's people.

Although the Sarutobi Tiger Club did not let anyone from the original root club enter the management, they had worked together for many years, but they did not want these people to be remembered by Uchiha Shingen.

The original Anbu was restricted by his position in the new ANBU system. It was not his personal grudge. It was just that the so-called new ANBU was essentially the ANBU reuniting the roots. The situation dictated it.

"Brother Torabe, you misunderstood. What I want to say is that Hara Nebe has been carrying out overseas ANBU missions for many years. They cannot appear in this office. This shows that their job arrangements are unreasonable." Uchiha Shingen said with a smile.

The temperament of the Sarutobi Torabe remains to be seen, but if he can speak for the original members of the Roots, his character is still acceptable.

He had also heard of the new ANBU's rejection of the original Root members.

The remaining ninjas of the original base are now typical of high salary and low position. The high salary is because of the large subsidies. To put it bluntly, they are all coolies. They can only accept instructions and have no say in the decision-making of the ANBU.

But as far as Uchiha Shingen knew, the number of formal members of the Haragenbu was very small. They were all talents carefully selected by Shimura Danzo from the village. Shimura Danzo also spared no effort in training.

All of them are excellent ANBU ninjas who can stand alone.

To put it bluntly, among the people here today, probably more than half of them are not as good as them.

Uchiha Shingen could not tolerate this waste of resources.

As for the resource allocation conflict between the original Anbu and the original Roots, in his opinion, it is not a problem at all.

The ANBU of Konoha are almost becoming the joke kings of the ninja world, so what nonsense can be considered a problem?

"How many of them are in the village now?" Uchiha Shingen asked.

"Basically... they're all here." Sarutobi Tobe thought for a while and answered with a firm tone.

"I remember, haven't ANBU been doing a lot of overseas missions recently? Didn't they let them go?"

Sarutobi Tobi laughed dryly at Uchiha Shingen's question.

So Uchiha Shingen understood.

It would be strange if the people who are best at working overseas are excluded like this, and it would be a mess.

It cannot be said that the original ANBU people are not good, but they have been withdrawn from the environment for too long. Although they have tried hard to adapt, the original ANBU people have stopped doing this for a whole generation. Not giving the original ANBU a say is equivalent to starting over. .

"Forget it, it's not important anymore. Brother Hube, please ask someone to come and invite them. There are not many people anyway, so don't worry about their positions. Please invite them all."

"Okay, Lord Shingen."

The Sarutobi Tiger Division called someone and asked him to inform him.

Uchiha Shingen did not continue to discuss this topic. He first picked up the first document from the table.

"Before colleagues from Yuan Genbu come, let's deal with a few urgent tasks first. Brother Hu Bu, please circulate this document to everyone first."

Sarutobi Tobi took the document, read it himself, and then handed it to the person closest to him to start circulating it.

After being circulated around, the document returned to Sarutobi Tobi's hands.

He put the document back on Uchiha Shingen's desk.

Well, this table is no longer his.

"Let me talk about my personal understanding first. If there is something wrong, please point it out." Uchiha Shingen tapped the document with his fingers. "One does not belong to other great ninja village forces, nor does it even belong to Amegakure or Kusanagi." The organizations affiliated to the three villages, Yin and Takigakure, have provoked Konoha. Is it okay for me to understand this?"

"That's it." Sarutobi Tobe said.

"I see this document. It has been here for three days, but it has not been processed yet."

"Yes, since the Joint Chuunin Examination is coming soon, Konoha has received more attention. We feel that this is not the right time to take more drastic actions. We are going to report to the Hokage-sama and wait until after the exam to deal with it."

"Leaving aside whether it's appropriate or not, why do you need to report to Hokage-sama? And why do you recommend handling it after the exam?"

"Ah, of course... ANBU's actions must of course be reported to Hokage-sama..." Sarutobi Tobi said, his voice gradually getting smaller.

"Brother Hubu, I'm not blaming everyone. After all, I'm not on the front line. I can't sit in the office and comment on the work of front-line colleagues. But a mad dog barked at you on the street. Didn't you? Do we have to wait a few days before looking for it?”

"Of course not, we still have measures."

"Oh?" Uchiha Shingen suddenly became hopeful, "What did we do?"

"We showed the warning to the other party, so that the other party will understand that Konoha Hidden Village is definitely not something they can mess with. It is just inconvenient now."

Uchiha Shingen: "..."

He took out a red pen from the pen holder next to him and made a big cross on the document.

Then he handed this document to the Sarutobi Tiger Department.

"Send a detachment and do it to them."

Everyone was shocked.

"Sir Shingen, now is the Joint Chuunin Examination, and it is the time to manage the image of the village." Although the Sarutobi Tiger Club knew that this was inappropriate, he still suggested, "It is better for us to report to the Hokage-sama to make the decision."

"Brother Torabu, we are ANBU." Uchiha Shingen sighed, "What ANBU has to consider is timeliness. How can we do anything if we have to report everything to the Hokage? For those who like beeping, just press it to death and that's it. Okay, just write a statistical report every month."

After thinking about it, he added: "Speaking of timeliness, it must have been too late to kill them this time. After killing them, they stripped off their clothes and hung them on the tree. This makes sense."

Everyone: "..."

Uchiha Shingen looked at their reactions and confirmed that his judgment was correct.

Ten years later, even a pig has become a sperm.

Where do these people not know what to do?

They clearly knew but were unwilling to take responsibility.

The writing "honest" is pronounced as "playing dumb".

He was obviously the second senior brother, but he pretended to be a pig every day, so he really became a pig.