I have a bunch of relatives who want to be Hokage

Madara Uchiha is the second one to put his gay friend’s face on his chest

The Thousand-Handed Half-Immortal is still very capable. Liudao didn't give him any extra plug-ins, so he was the ceiling of the immortals.

Uchiha Shingen went all the way in.

The setting that you will be sent out if you fail the challenge is indeed tricky. Although this is a large maze, for ninjas with better perception ability, it is not unclear whether they are going to the same place.

Uchiha Shingen did not channel the black snake. He felt that the thing in the fog should also be useful to the giant snake.

He didn't have such a big gas mask for Black Snake to put on.

After exploring the mountains for several hours, Uchiha Shingen felt that the toads on Mt. Myoboku should know that he was in the mountains.

Because he had sensed chakra that appeared and disappeared several times. The magnitude was very small and different from ordinary people's chakra.

It is senjutsu chakra generated by combining natural energy and chakra.

The token given to him by the White Snake Sage also contained this kind of chakra.

[Are you not planning to give the White Snake Immortal face, or do you want to see if I am a "sincere" person? 】

Such thoughts flashed through Uchiha Shingen's mind.

If it's the former, that's fine.

If it was the latter, he found it more funny.

Others might not know what those toads at Miaomu Mountain were thinking, but he felt that he had seen it clearly.

At least the toads' current performance seemed to him to be good evidence.

Myobokuzan can be considered an ally of Konoha if he insists on it, so he has always been polite.

Now it seems that there is no need to be so polite.

Because Miao Mushan's behavior can be regarded as not taking the White Snake Immortal seriously.

You can refuse, but you can't refuse like this.

As the descendant of Ryujidong, White Snake Sennin is Uchiha Shingen’s good teacher and elder. It’s okay if Myobokuyama doesn’t give him face, but it’s not okay if he doesn’t give face to White Snake Sennin!

Chapter 21 Express your attitude

Uchiha Shingen stopped. He felt that the distance was almost there.

From the perspective of Naruto's entire world view, Myoboku Mountain is more like a relic of an old era than a holy place concerned about the safety of the world.

As one of the three secret realm leaders, the Great Toad Immortal is the only one whose age is given a relatively clear one in the official setting.

Still vague, of course, for thousands of years.

This is very embarrassing.

As for the three-eyed girl on the moon, it is clear that she belongs to the ancient stage of this era.

Take the hometown of Zero Zhoumu as an example. The third generation is ancient. Looking at it this way, if the "thousands of years" of the Great Toad Sage are in the middle and are not living on subsistence allowances, then there is a high probability that he came from the Otsutsuki brothers. of that era come alive.

This is the truth behind the so-called prophecy and the marketing theme of Destiny's Child - it's not that the toads really care about humanity, but that both parties are grasshoppers on a rope.

The Great Toad Immortal may not have seen the three-eyed girl and her filial son, but he must know the power of the sacred tree and the infinite moon reading. It has no ability to prevent all this, so it needs to find someone who has the ability to prevent all this from happening. He uses magic to enhance his strength and achieve win-win cooperation.

But as a group, Myoboku Mountain is weak to the ninjas, so they need to show that anyone can learn their magic, and at the same time, they need to find the strongest force to protect themselves.

At this stage, Konoha Hidden Village has become their ally.

It's all about survival, understandable.

But understanding is understanding, and having a temper is having a temper, which are two different things.

We give each other face, and Longdi Cave does a good job.

Slap on the ground.

Ninja Technique·Psychic Technique!

Dark blue chakra appeared in the valley. The powerful chakra brought high temperature and air flow. The owner of the chakra let out a roar the moment his body was revealed.

Uchiha Shingen has a special secret skill - the big cat's wake-up energy!

This secret technique directly damages - the big cat's wind-escape roar!

This secret technique causes indirect damage - take you to see the meteor shower!

This secret technique adds damage - run around, dig and roll around!

The mist was torn apart, and the hurricane swept through the mountains, scraping away all the vegetation, soil, and even rock formations along the way. The blue fireballs shaken out from the tailed beasts rained down, plowing all the surrounding land.

The angry big cat scratches whatever it sees, curls its tail, sits on its butt, and howls angrily.

It's getting messy here.

There is no fog around anymore, at least for the time being.

Although the air was hot, there was something missing that shouldn't be there.

Everything as far as the eye can see is a mess, either flattened by the wind or completely burned by the flames, but it looks like a miserable sight of being beaten by hundreds or thousands of cannons. In Uchiha Shingen's eyes, , but very reassuring.

Wiping off the mud on his hands and taking off his gas mask, Uchiha Shingen breathed in the smoke-like smell and showed an extremely satisfied look.

This expression is the same as when a long-time smoker takes his first puff of cigarette after holding it in for a long time.

The toad in charge of surveillance was not sure whether he was killed by a stray bullet.

Probably not. They should have gone back to Mt. Miaomu when they saw Matabusa.

That's fine.

Miaomushan expects nothing more than two things from his collaborators.

great power.

I have no ill intentions towards Mount Myoki and I offer my protection.

As for the latter, Myobokuyama ensures it by creating his own aloof image and the "prophecy" of the Great Toad Sage.

Even collaborators have a "sense of mission."

The two are deeply bound.

Just like Jiraiya.

Uchiha Shingen can show his strength, and if he gets the magic from Myobokuyama, he is willing to repay the favor and repay the favor to Mount Myoboku.

But if you want to market him, then screw it.

He will not be a "pilgrim" to Mt. Myoboku.

There is only one "saint" he recognizes, and he has never worshiped that one.

After all, the saint has been scolded no less often than him...

A whine came from below.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know you happened to be sleeping." Uchiha Shingen began to coax him with nice words, "Don't be angry, tell me what you want, and I'll get it for you. .”

"Ouch~~"

The big cat buried its head and dug hard on the ground. After digging for a while, it suddenly felt that the rock wall next to it was not pleasing to the eye. With a breath of cute cat breath, it burned out a hole that could be used to build a house.

Uchiha Shingen knew that he was in the wrong, so he had no choice but to laugh and continue to coax.

After coaxing for a long time, the journey became smoother again.

"If you keep doing this, I'll be really angry." It said angrily.

Although I haven't been in Konoha for a long time, I already like this place very much.

When it gets angry, it still protects the two-legged beast on its head.

But still angry!

"Yes, yes, I won't do it again. I promise not to do it again." Uchiha Shingen agreed happily.

The brigade was satisfied and decided not to be angry with the Twolegs.

After all, this two-legged beast is already the friendliest two-legged beast to it after Old Man Six Paths.

If you see it angry, you will coax it.

After so many years, no one knows how to coax it!

If you don't coax it, will it not get angry? ?

After regaining its composure, it began to observe its surroundings.

I don’t know him, I’ve never seen him, I’ve never been here.

"Where is this?" it asked.

"A place where big toads and small toads gather." Uchiha Shingen said.

Another traveler: "???"

Can't understand! angry!

"I didn't lie to you..." Uchiha Shingen was helpless, "That's really it. I know it's called Miaomu Mountain, and I've never been in it."

That's pretty much it! Forgive you!

The brigade stopped again and "woo woo woo", and stepped forward gracefully, as if inspecting the territory.

"Shingen, are you looking for that place called Mt. Myoboku?"

"Yes, but these toads don't know the rules very well. They don't seem to be able to tell the difference between rejection and shame."

"Oh." Zailu understood.

The two-legged beast on its head is very proud at heart, and its hair will explode if it is thrown away.

So the Twolegs are going crazy.

Thinking of this, Youlv felt very comfortable.

The Twolegs will comfort it when its fur explodes!

And Master Lu is very loyal, even the two-legged beasts are like this, so of course he has to help the two-legged beasts!

"Shingen, what are you going to do?"

"I think the doorbell in Myobokuyama may be broken. Let's knock on the door."

Uchiha Shingen thought for a while and asked:

"Come again, can you level this mountain?"

I looked around again and felt a little sad.

"It's so tiring like this," it said.

The tailed beasts actually don't like the feeling of spraying tailed beast jade.

"It's okay. I'll blow it up with you. You don't have to finish it all at once and just knock on the door."

Uchiha Shingen said.

Of course it won't really fall flat.

To be honest, with Miaomushan's attitude, he has no interest in Miaomushan's magic anymore, but he wants to show his attitude.

Chapter 22 Entering Miaomu Mountain

Because he could not show "sincerity", Uchiha Shingen decided to show off his power, send the token of Ryūchi Cave to Myobokuyama, and then leave.

Myobokuyama's pursuit of a win-win cooperation was the same as trying to win over others. Uchiha Shingen suspected that the toads who grew up later really thought that they were the incarnation of justice.

Looking at the original time and space, the toads are more "smart", while the giant snakes are more "stupid".

Uchiha Shingen felt that he was a bit "artificial", but yes, he really hoped that his partners would not be too shrewd.

If possible, he hopes that the whole world will be full of Zhixi players.

This is actually the main reason why Uchiha Shingen has a more favorable impression of Ryuji Cave but has a subtle attitude towards Myoboku Mountain.

"Come on, spray it over there, spray it louder." Uchiha Shingen glanced at a location in the thick fog in the distance, and then he pointed in another direction that was almost completely opposite.