I Have a Bunch of Players on Earth

"Ah, junk game, come again and flicker me? Relax the channel? Labor and capital believe that you are a ghost. If the labor and capital are watching your game, I will be someone."

"Player No. 13468: Xu Xiangan Grass Snake, now inform you that you have obtained the priority to enter the game, whether to enter the game?"

"Go in, go in!" Ma nodded again and again!

After a familiar and unfamiliar twist, Ma returned to the scene of the game that was so amazing.

Even if it was n’t the first time he saw it, he still felt amazing. The game ’s screen was really all over the market. When I watched it here once, he went back to play [Titanium] produced by the rainstorm. Go on.

This time he will not make the same mistakes as last time, so he raised his feet and walked inside the Green Titan operating room, ready to sign in line!

"Hey, this Xiongtai, look at you with a magnificent appearance and extraordinary manners, should you consider joining our developer team?"

"Developer?" Ma stunned for a moment, and then shook his head again and again: "I can't do it. I said on the Internet that the developer team is in the third year of high school. I don't love masochism that much."

"Prejudice!" The young man with glasses immediately said with a straight face: "This is prejudice, Xiongtai must have read the post of unscrupulous grandmother Lu just thought so?"

"Isn't it true that his post was written?"

"Of course not!" The developer youth is serious.

"Coco I heard that the officials all thanked his post"

"That's just because his posts are hot and have a publicity effect, so the official will thank him, but this does not mean that he has no prejudice against our profession!"

Ma Mou: "The developers don't really need to do the questions?"

"It still needs to be done, but it ’s not as exaggerated as that of the Lu family kid. The questions are just the courses that the developers and players apply for, but those are the foundations. Our developers and players all follow the high-end route later, or The great sage, or arcane mage, or mech controller, which is not as high-end as these brick-moving green hide beasts? The reason why the basic knowledge is arranged to reflect the reality of the game, if you think about it, if You are sitting in a mecha, unfamiliar with the mechanics, just pressing a button and moving the joystick, what is the difference from ordinary arcade games? "

"This" Ma looked stunned, and felt that the other party seemed to be quite reasonable, and then hesitated: "But my science scores are very poor, and I only scored 200 points in the college entrance examination."

"That's not important, we have the most scientific way of teaching here, to ensure that you enter the state in an instant, and indulge in the ocean of knowledge, and all our knowledge here is a course that the studio finds a professional professor to edit, completely in line with reality, After you learn it, you can use it outside. This is equivalent to free training. Do you know how much the computer training courses in those training institutions outside are charged? Beida Jade Bird now needs a course of 80,000 federal currency! "

"Er, I came in to play the game"

"Who isn't it?" The young man put on his glasses and said: "This kind of opportunity to learn something and experience the joy of games, do you think you can have it everywhere? Which line do brothers do in reality?"

"Moving bricks"

"That's it. Look at the fact that you move bricks in reality, and you have to move bricks when you come to the game. What's the point? Don't you want to experience the feeling of sitting in the office?"

"I don't want it" Ma Mou shook his head: "Those sitting in the office haven't earned more than half of them in a month, and they are also prone to baldness."

"That is not a question of how much money is earned, but a question of life attitude. Classmates, don't be fooled by money. If you want to make progress, you still have to learn. If you move bricks, you can only move bricks in your life, and learn? But it has a more diversified development. Do n’t you want to be a high-end master of law, or a high-end mech division? "

"This" Ma hesitated a little, feeling that the other party seemed to be not unreasonable. In fact, he was also very interested in the profession of Master Fa, and he was full of yearnings for Mech Warriors. He likes Iron Man more than Hulk.

In the flicker of his own needs and the chatter of the other party, Ma finally decided to look at the details of the developer in the past

Several old players next to him shook their heads: "Did you see that? The unscrupulous group of developers are here to flick the newcomer"

"That's right, it's too bad"

"In other words, you secretly accuse it, why don't you take it down?" A green Titan freshman who had just come for two days asked weakly.

"What is it? You are new here? Don't you know that this group of guys are bad? Are we honest people offended? The man standing behind them is planned by a serious dog. Can we bother us? ? "

"Dog planning? Who?" The new player asked curiously.

"I wipe, you don't even know the rain girl. I don't know the newcomer. You are really lucky. I met good-hearted people. I met each other. I will give you the three most unforgivable people in our base today. guy!"

"Oh?" The new player froze for a moment, and then his face was taught. "The feeling is good, my brother tells me." After a pause, I was embarrassed and said: "I am a newcomer, and there is nothing to thank. Brother, yours, so, please report the address, and I will send you a box of souvenirs? "

"What's so polite?" The old player smiled and smiled when he was motivated. "It's also for you to popularize the minefield to avoid being wronged. Let me tell you about the backstage of these dog developers: Rain girl without melon, rumor She has been admitted to the game studio, and she has the power to block the title. If you do n’t want the number to disappear, it ’s best not to offend her! "

"I wipe, so blatant? I'm afraid it's not the daughter of the game creation team?" The new player said without words.

"Who knows?" The old player pouted.

"What else?" The new player asked quickly.

"The second is the first flower spirit in the base, commonly known as the dog owner, a professional dog training household of elves. Now he is helping the lord to temporarily manage all the hatched dogs in the base, and he is also a big guy. You provoke him, he can Implying that the group of dead dogs gnawed away your house, I told you that the lord will not make up for you if the house is gone, and if you are off the dormitory, the green Titan body can only sleep outside on the grass and wake up Maybe there is **** next to me! "

"I'm going this way?" The new player who had just received the dormitory suddenly stunned: "What kind of dog is that? That's so powerful? All the houses come?"

"I don't know, Lord Lord said that it was a star-eating dog. We looked at the enhanced version of Erha, hey, **** it!"

"What about the third one?" The player asked again.

Speaking of the third one, the old players looked around with vigilance, then lowered their voice and said, "The third one you should have heard is the most popular soap brother in our base!"

"It?" The new player froze for a moment, stupefied: "Is it powerful?"

Soap Brothers is very popular in the game column, and posts about what it turns into are almost broken!

Old players: "Your newcomers must have heard of Grandma Lu's post about this guy. Many newcomers are very curious and come to tease him, but in fact the guy has a bad temper and often revenge those players who point to it!"

"How to retaliate?" The new player wondered for a moment.

"That guy has a special talent that can secrete a synovial fluid. Once applied to you, you can only become like him immediately!"

"Also turned into soap?" Said the new player in horror.

"That's not too much, but it's not too much!" The old player remembered something like a cold face: "Once the slime is all over the body, you will be as slippery as it is, and you can't stand still, I ca n’t catch anything. I can only learn to slide on the ground like he did. On that day, a dozen Hulks slid in the desert. You do n’t know how spicy the picture is. It was the big guy who took the synovial fluid away. From then on, the old man at the base, no one dared to offend the guy. "

The new player "sizzled" took a sip, thinking to himself: Is there such a skill against the sky?

"Can't that be prevented in advance?"

"How to prevent it?" The old player rolled his eyes and said: "That guy is in a haunt, and he can get in everywhere. Even our closed dormitory, it can get in through a little door slit. See the big guy far away later. "

New player: "Oh"

Just when he wanted to ask again, suddenly the system prompted: "The new map transmission has been opened. Please invite qualified players to gather at the map entrance as soon as possible. Friendly reminder: This map is only transmitted once a day, the time is at 12 noon , Please players to arrange a reasonable time, thank you! "

"Oh, it's time." The old gossip player heard the prompt, and quickly said: "That buddy, I will not accompany you. I will play by myself. The address will wait for you in private."

New player: "Brother E, wait a minute, can't we newcomers of that new map really go?"

"What do you think? If you are new, just move the bricks honestly. Do n’t think about what you do n’t have. I advise you to take the time to work and earn points. But it's getting farther and farther away from the new map, and that's it for the sake of it. Let's just be a newcomer, your road is still long. "

"Hey, Miss Elf over there, don't you form a team? Points are three or seven, I'm three, you seven, eh, don't go, or two or eight."