I Had a Home In 1982

   Chapter 398 397. Desperate tuner (ask for a monthly ticket at the end of the month)

   Hear what Zhang Youxin said.

  Wang Yi was very interested: "Ha, you still have this skill? But is moonshine brewing illegal?"

   Zhang Youxin said: "We drink it ourselves, and we don't sell it. What's illegal or not?"

"It's not a matter of whether it's illegal or not," Wang Xianghong shook his head, "I can also make sweet potato wine, what a simple matter, boil the sweet potatoes and dry them in the sun, put them on the koji and seal the wine jar with rice husk concrete. Just fermented."

   He looked at Wang Yi with some doubts: "Mr. Wang, you know so much knowledge, you can't make wine with sweet potatoes?"

   How simple it is.

   Mr. Wang can even make radios, but he can't make wine?

   This is unbelievable.

Wang Yi said quickly: "I will also use the method you mentioned - but this method of brewing is not safe. We all know that the principle of brewing whether it is sweet potato or corn or sorghum is to convert starch into alcohol, right? ?"

   "But I told you that there must be indicators to monitor the fermentation process, otherwise it is not safe. Starch will not only be converted into alcohol ethanol but also into methanol. Methanol is very toxic, and a few grams can be fatal!"

   "This is the reason why the country does not allow private winemaking. It is too dangerous to make wine by yourself, and you cannot control the quality!"

   explained the reason, Wang Yi smiled and faced the doubtful two.

   This reason is enough to fool the two of them.

   As for whether starch fermentation will be converted into methanol, he does not know, but he knows that there is a deadly fake wine that contains methanol.

  How could Wang Xianghong and Zhang Youxin understand this?

  Wang Yi's words are really reasonable, and the two nodded after hearing it: "Indeed, if you are careful with your own wine, it is easy to cause problems."

   "I have no problem brewing, my technique is good, and I can control the heat well."

   Zhang Youxin was very confident, but Wang Xianghong didn’t give him a chance to make wine, saying that his own wine was not as good as pure grain wine and not as good as pure grain wine.

   This is true.

Zhang Youxin smacked his lips and said, "It's mainly because I make my own wine and drink it myself. You see, it's cold today. When it's too cold to go to sea, the old and young masters get together to fry peanuts, stew a fat chicken and drink their own brewed wine together. Wine - how moisturizing!"

  Wang Xianghong said cheerfully: "I still need a lot of guys to make my own wine. It's better to buy some wine."

   "Then what, aren't you very busy? Hurry up and get busy."

   Zhang Youxin said: "Then you let me go to the thatched hut first. Another reason I came to deliver the letter this time is that I have to go to the thatched hut."

  Wang Xianghong said: "Go to my house - remember, go to the small toilet, don't go to the big toilet, the bricks on the edge of the big toilet are loose, and if you squat on it, it will be overturned in the toilet."

   Zhang Youxin asked: "Why are there small toilets and large toilets? There are two toilets in your house?"

   Wang Xianghong nodded and said yes, and led him down.

   Most of the toilets in the farmhouses on the fishing island are dry toilets, that is, a large dirt pit is dug in the toilet, and people squat on the edge of the pit to solve their needs.

But Wang Yi installed ceramic bedpans in the teachers' dormitory and Wang Xianghong's house. The teacher's dormitory covered the toilet pit in order to talk about civilization, but Wang Xianghong's house did not pay attention to this, and the large toilet was still reserved. Go to the small toilet.

Because I don't use the big toilet very much, it was mainly used by outsiders to watch movies before, but now it's cold and they watch TV even if they don't put on the movie. Fewer people use the big toilet in his house, so there are bricks on the edge. He didn't care if it was loose.

   Zhang Youxin went to the toilet, Wang Yi asked Wang Xianghong and said, "Captain, why don't you want to make wine? Lao Zhang is right, making wine by yourself has an atmosphere."

   Wang Xianghong said: "Can the atmosphere be eaten as a meal? Our sweet potatoes are so good, the sweetness is high, and the wine is wasted!"

   "If you want to make wine with sweet potatoes, you have to buy cheap sweet potatoes. Our sweet potatoes must not be brewed. This guy can bring them as gifts to relatives."

   Wang Yi was stunned.

   The captain who lives.

   Zhang Youxin went to the toilet and came out, waving to them at the foot of the mountain, leaving behind the words 'go back for a drink' and sailed away.

   Then, in less than an hour, Tianya No. 3, who went to pick up people in the city, came back.

  The bold ship had a big confused as a labor force on board. They stopped by the warehouse No. B-110 to have a look. Seeing that there were a lot of goods in the warehouse, they moved them all according to Wang Xianghong's instructions.

   This trip carried a lot of things, not to mention the scattered small items, just the sweet potato stove and herbicide are enough for two people to drink a pot.

  The mood was not very good after boldly going to the pier. Wang Yi smiled and said: "What's wrong, do more work and feel that I am at a disadvantage?"

   The irritating boldness of these words is even more unwilling to say, "What, I am bold and not that kind of person. I have to work as hard as I can for our team!"

   "It's that guy!"

   He pointed to the young man in front of him who was shaking hands with Wang Xianghong.

  The youth wore very fashionable clothes, tops, suits, floral shirts, flared trousers, a pair of shiny leather shoes, and a large toad mirror on their faces.

   In addition, he had a bag on his shoulders. When shaking hands with Wang Xianghong, he leaned over his shoulders and shook the bag.

   immediately attracted the attention of many members on the pier.

  Wang Yi asked with a smile: "What happened to him? Did he pretend to force you?"

Boldly and indignantly said: "What happened to him? After he got on the boat, his words were either cynicism or his mother holding a gun and a stick. If we didn't ask others, I would give him a fist to let him see our fisherman's family. Iron Fist!"

   "By the way, Mr. Wang, what is pretending?"

  Wang Yi said with a smile: "It's just showing off and putting on a pose, obviously I don't have any skills, but I have to make myself look very arrogant."

   Boldly said immediately: "Then he's pretending, maybe he's pretending, fuck, I'm still angry when I think of it now..."

   The tuner is also pretending to be aggressive to Wang Xianghong. He said unceremoniously, "Comrade cadre, I'm wasting time and effort to tune the piano for you this time. Hey, it's a waste of time!"

   "Originally, I thought I would arrive by your boat in the morning, and I would work overtime at noon to clean up the piano for you. I could take the boat back to the city in the afternoon, and then I would catch the train back to work overnight."

   "As a result, I think the train will not be able to catch up tonight. Oops, it really delays my trip. I will definitely not be able to go back to work tomorrow.

  Wang Xianghong said to him kindly: "Comrade, I told you on the phone that day, if you let us take a boat to pick you up this time delay..."

"It's not this, I've already planned this. It's your boat that will stop at the dock and pick me up, and I won't leave. I'm going to move this one to get that one. Hey, it's all of a sudden delayed time." The tuner interrupted him and said. .

The tone of    is very resentful.

   looks very displeased.

   Now, let alone the boldness of temper, even Wang Yi is also a little angry.

   Is this person a bit low in EQ? How could anyone ever talk like that?

  Wang Xianghong asked: "Then what time do you want to take the train? I think the sea conditions are good today, maybe we can add..."

"It's definitely too late," the tuner stretched out his left hand and looked at his watch, "It's almost three o'clock now, I bought a train ticket for half past six or five, and I'm going to take a boat from the city to your island. It's three hours, and it's too late - alas, the train ticket is scrapped."

   He interrupted Wang Xianghong twice in succession.

   That's a bit too much for a stranger you've just met.

   is very impolite.

  Wang Xianghong doesn't care about this kind of thing, but he cares boldly. As soon as his face sinks, he raises his arm and points at the tuner to get angry.

  Wang Yi held his arm and watched the tuner with a kind smile.

   He could see what the tuner meant.

   The drunkard's intention is not to drink!

  The tuner said that these are probably not complaining or criticizing them. He emphasized 'money' twice when he spoke.

   The first time it said that absenteeism would deduct wages, the second time it was said that "the purchased train ticket is scrapped".

   Is this ordering them?

   So Wang Yi asked with a smile, "Is that so? It's really not good. Comrade, you will spend a lot of money."

   He said this not politely, but to verify his conjecture.

   As a result, the tuner immediately said: "Although I don't want to say it, although it is a bit embarrassing to say it, I do have to lose some tickets this time."

   "Absence from work is ten yuan a day, and buying a train ticket is even more expensive. Twenty yuan, which adds up to thirty yuan!"

  Wang Xianghong was a little surprised to hear this: "Your train ticket is 20 yuan? Where did you buy the ticket?"

   These days, train tickets are not cheap, and it is not easy for ordinary people to travel, but Shanghai is a big station with many trains. For example, the fare from Shanghai to Yangcheng is only six yuan.

   "It's mainly because I bought sleeper tickets." The tuner said vaguely, "Sleeper tickets are expensive."

   Wang Yi said: "The sleeper ticket is expensive, but it doesn't cost twenty yuan, right?"

   The tuner said: "I bought a soft sleeper!"

  Wang Yi listened to the music.

   Okay.

   This guy is obviously trying to take bribes!

  These twenty dollars are obviously the price he casually quoted.

  Wang Xianghong also realized this, and he asked tentatively, "Comrade, have you bought a train ticket?"

  The young tuner immediately said: "I bought it, comrade, if I didn't buy a ticket, can I say I wasted my money?"

   Wang Xianghong asked: "Then I can see this ticket - don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't believe you, it's that we country people have never seen what a soft sleeper train ticket looks like."

  The young tuner said, "It's the same as a normal train ticket, except that the car label is different. Alas, if a ticket is more than twenty yuan, it's even twenty yuan, so what should I do?"

  Wang Xianghong is not someone who has never been on a train.

   He pondered: "Twenty yuan is a lot, but I remember that the train ticket is valid within four days, right? You can return the ticket within four days..."

   These words suddenly blocked the young tuner's way of making money.

The young tuner became a little annoyed and said, "I'm so nervous about train tickets now, how can I buy a ticket on the same day? I bought a train ticket when I first came to Wengzhou, and today is the fourth day, don't you believe it? If you don't believe me, I'll show you the ticket."

   He actually opened the bag and took out a train ticket to show Wang Xianghong.

  Wang Yi also went up to have a look.

   He hasn't seen what a train ticket in the early 1980s looked like.

   The train ticket of this year is completely different from the train ticket he is familiar with. It is a cardboard card, which is longer and narrower than the train ticket he is familiar with.

   There are four big characters "China Railway" on it, and the words below it are the words from Yangcheng via (X) to Wengzhou, as well as the words "hard seat express", "half child (X and other words, and then the fare: 5.2 yuan.

The young tuner explained: "This is the ticket for me when I come. When I come, I will be seated, so I will be full of energy, but I was tired from your busy work in Wengzhou for a few days, so I can buy a sleeper ticket when I go back. "

   "Look at the time, did I come three days ago? I just bought the return ticket at that time..."

   "Where is the return ticket?" Bold also saw his intention and interrupted him unceremoniously.

The young tuner said with a sullen face: "Do you think I lied to you? I didn't bring the return ticket, and I didn't bring anything that was very important. I kept it in the hotel, because there are too many thieves now, if I was stolen Ticket, how can I get back?"

   boldly said to Wang Yi and Wang Xianghong: "Mr. Wang, captain, don't listen..."

   "Cough cough." Wang Yi coughed hard and interrupted the bold words, "So, comrade, don't worry, we won't care about the economic losses you cause by working for us."

"If you miss work due to delaying your work, we can reimburse you for the miner's fee, as well as the train ticket and the train ticket. It's a total of 30 yuan, right? You have adjusted the piano's temperament, and we will reimburse you for it. !"

  Young tuner is just such a purpose!

   In the past few years of reform and opening up, Yangcheng, as the frontier of reform, has been working hard to make money from all walks of life, and there are ways to make money.

   Jobs like tuners are high-end technical jobs, and they earn a little extra money every time they travel to tune.

   This money is generally easy to get, because the piano is an extremely precious musical instrument, and the average family or unit cannot afford it.

   The families who can afford pianos are at least 10,000 yuan households, and the units that can use pianos are colleges and universities.

  Whether it is a household with 10,000 yuan or colleges and universities, there is no shortage of money.

   So they can find a chance to get thirty or fifty.

   And their salary is only over fifty yuan!

   Such a young tuner smiled with satisfaction after listening to Wang Yi's words: "Okay, just be reasonable and reasonable."

Boldly hearing that Wang Yi was going to give money, he was anxious and said, "Mr. Wang, please don't. This matter has nothing to do with us at all. We went to the warehouse to move things, but it didn't take much time. We moved things while waiting for him. I didn't waste ten minutes or twenty minutes after arriving at him..."

   In a hurry, he spat out these words in one breath.

  Wang Yi stopped him and said, "Hey, no matter what, they did help us a lot. There is no credit or hard work."

   "We should have been grateful to others, it's normal to help them reimburse them for lost wages or something."

   He winked at Bold when he turned back to speak.

   Boldly understood that he had plans, and immediately decided to settle down and say, "Then I'm going to move things. There are still a lot of things to be moved this time."

   Wang Xianghong also understands that Wang Yi has his own arrangements.

   And he could guess the arrangements.

   Doesn’t this tuner just want to collect money?

   OK, let you collect.

  This is on our site, and our site is still a lonely island, see where you can go with the money!

  The piano was temporarily placed in Qiuweishui's room. The classroom space is too small, and there is really no suitable place to put the piano.

The office of the    brigade committee couldn’t fit, because people often gather in the office to watch TV, and it would be troublesome if the piano was accidentally damaged.

  The tuner opened the back cover of the piano and started to work.

  Wang Yi said casually: "Comrade, as far as I know, all new pianos have been tuned many times before they leave the factory. Why do they have to come and tune them again?"

The tuner immediately said: "It's like this, you don't know, our piano factory will indeed tune the piano before it leaves the factory, but the environment of the factory is not quiet, there are too many machines and noisy human voices, which directly affects our tuning. Can you understand the listening skills of a sound engineer?"

  Wang Yi smiled and said, "Yes."

The tuner continued to say while working: "Besides, our factory now has a heavy production task, and the production quota is very tight. A tuner has to tune about ten pianos every day, and there is not enough time to tune each piano. A piano."

   "Besides, what's the use of tuning it at the time? The piano is produced, boxed, stocked, and transported. After this series of processes are completed, by the time the piano arrives in your hands, the piano's pitch has already changed!"

   He asked again: "Is there any tea? I'm a little thirsty."

   Wang Yi said: "Yes, yes, there is soda, I'll get you soda, you just need to tune it well."

   The tuner nodded.

   He is very satisfied with this treatment.

   He is also very used to it.

   In fact, every time I go to the client's house to tune the piano, they will be served by good smoke and wine.

  No one wants to offend them.

  After all, the piano is too expensive, and if you don’t tune the rhythm well when you finally buy it home, it will be very troublesome later:

  The manufacturer only provides one free door-to-door tuning service.

   The first tuning was quite a hassle, because there was still some finishing work, and it took two hours anyway.

   After the tuner worked for an hour and a half, the sky began to get dark, and the wind at sea became violent and cold.

  Wang Xianghong went out to light the window and said, "The weather forecast says that there is a cold Siberian air coming. It went south yesterday. It is estimated that our outer islands will cool down quite a lot in the next two days."

  The tuner said casually: "Then I have to leave quickly. Also, you turn on the lights, your Tianya Island is powered on, right?"

   Wang Xianghong asked: "Yo, comrade, have you also inquired about our island?"

The tuner put down the tool and smiled frankly: "I don't dare to come up if I don't know clearly. To be honest, your island is too dangerous. You said that if I came here, I would drown inexplicably—isn't it? "

   "So we want to go to an island like yours or go to some ravines. We have to find out in advance how the security is here. If the security is not good, we will not come with money!"

   "If you have a life to make money, you have to have a life to go home!"

Wang Yi said: "Understood, you have inquired about the reputation of our production team, so you dared to accept our money. You know that our team members are good members who are disciplined and law-abiding, so they won't embarrass you, right? ?"

   The tuner didn't answer directly, but said lightly: "I filed a case with the police before I came here. I believe that our comrades are not willing to cause trouble for ourselves."

   "Then what, I'm almost done with my work, do you think who will reimburse me for this money all of a sudden?"

  Wang Yi sees that these people are really daring.

   For the money, very brave!

   Wang Xianghong took the money and gave him thirty yuan.

The tuner put away the money and said, "You two comrades are sensible people. I can't help it. It is reasonable for me to charge this money, right? Now that the reform and opening up, the country needs to develop the economy, and the individual also needs to develop the economy. Well!"

   "In short, I won't talk much, I can only tell you this - you don't spend this money in vain, in fact, you spend a little."

   He didn't explain why the flowers weren't white or why the flowers were few. He only left a meaningful smile for the two of them.

   This is a riddle man.

  Wang Xianghong is experienced in all corners of the world. He smiled calmly: "If we don't reimburse you for this money, won't we break a string when we step on the pedal of this piano in two days?"

   The tuner said vaguely: "How can it be possible? Impossible, the quality of our factory's products is very reliable!"

   But our character may not be reliable...

   After accepting the money, he accelerated his work, and packed up the piano just before dark.

  Wang Yi handed him another bottle of soda and said, "Comrade, the meal is ready, do you plan to go to the county to live after the meal, or to stay in our team for the night after the meal?"

   The tuner took a sip of the soda and said, "I don't want to eat, you guys can take me back to the city by boat. I'll go directly to the city to see if I can buy a train ticket for the early morning tomorrow."

  Wang Yi said: "Don't be so anxious, right? There are some things we want to ask about the tuning of this piano."

   The tuner smiled and said, "If you have anything to ask, ask me now, I know everything and I can say everything."

  Wang Yi asked: "Do you need to tune this piano frequently in the future?"

The tuner said: "It depends on the frequency you use, but even if you use less, you have to tune at least twice a year, because the humidity on your island is too high - it is too humid, which affects the maintenance of the piano. ."

  Wang Xianghong was stunned when he heard this: "Tune the tune twice a year? Isn't it enough to tune it once?"

   This piano is so delicate!

The tuner drank the soda and said, "Twice a year is not a lot. I think you have a rough mountain road, so I would like to tell you that you should not lift it on weekdays. Gotta tune in!"

  Wang Yi asked: "At least two times a year to tune it, how can we tune it? I'm afraid we don't have relevant talents in the county. Do we have to go to the city to find it?"

   The tuner said unceremoniously, "I'll leave my home phone number and suggest that you call me and I'll help you tune it."

   "I'm afraid there aren't many talented people in your city, and you don't know the virtues of those people. What if they secretly replaced good parts for you during tuning? Right?"

   These are words to fool the layman.

   But the tuner didn't care, he said: "You can come to me for tuning and maintenance in the future, don't ask for much money, just reimburse me for the round-trip travel expenses."

   Wang Xianghong said angrily, "This round trip costs 40 yuan, and the piano will cost 80 yuan a year for maintenance? Too much!"

   The tuner said: "When you come, you have a hard seat, and when you go back, you have a soft sleeper. Just give me 25 yuan for the round-trip travel fee."

"Don't think it's a lot of money. If you don't believe me, go to the masters in your city and ask for the price. They want you at least 20 yuan, and they have a lot of heart. They will definitely charge you extra for tuning and maintenance. "

   "I can make a promise here, there will be absolutely no extra charges! Just a round-trip fare!"

   "And it's very reasonable for me to charge a toll, right? Now that the reform and opening up, the country wants to develop the economy, and the individual also needs to develop the economy!"

  Wang Yi smiled and said, "But what if you don't have time and can't come?"

   The tuner said: "The Hudu next to you is a big market. I travel to Hudu at least ten times a year, so I can't have time to tune for you!"

   "Okay, two comrades, it's time to take me back - you don't want to take me away, do you? Haha, or do you need to charge a boat fee for taking me back? That's not okay, we all talked on the phone!"

   Wang Xianghong said angrily: "We are an advanced collective, and we won't do such rude things."

   But Wang Yi just wouldn't let him go, dragged him and asked again.

The tuner became impatient when he saw the sky. After talking for a while, he suddenly covered his stomach and shouted, "Hey, the sea breeze must have made my stomach cold today. I have to go to the toilet, comrade, your toilet is in the southwest corner. On that one?"

  Wang Xianghong was about to respond when Wang Yi hurriedly led him out: "Yes, this is the toilet of our fishermen's house. It is a dry toilet. The conditions are relatively poor, so don't dislike it."

   "A dry toilet? The conditions are really bad." The tuner pursed his mouth unhappily, but he had no choice but to crawl in.

   Wang Yi told him: "Be careful when you go to the dry toilet, don't fall down..."

   The tuner was already gushing out, and he turned around and stood up and took off his pants and squatted down: 'Chichi', "Hey, it's comfortable - hit the street!"

   screams suddenly sounded.

  Wang Xianghong hurried over and shouted: "I'm so, you fell down, right? Oh, blame me, blame me, this toilet..."

   "This toilet is dirty enough." Wang Yi held back a smile and interrupted the old captain, "Comrade, didn't you fall down?"

   "Didn't I remind you? Be careful when using the dry toilet!"

  Wang Xianghong was interrupted by him and saw his gesture, and he understood that he was deliberately trying to trick the tuner.

   So he smacked his lips and didn't speak.

   It is not good to cheat people, and it is not moral.

   But it’s okay to cheat on this tuner. This person has no morals and even accepts bribes for the sake of his work.

   This is what Wang Xianghong hates the most!

The tuner's side had collapsed, and he let out a shrill howl and began to cry again mournfully: "Hurry up, hurry up and come in to help! The family shovel, the family shovel, the family shovel! street!"

   "Comrades, come in to help me, help me, save me!"

  Wang Yi pushed open the door and took a look inside.

   Two bricks fell from the edge of the cesspit, and so did the tuner.

   The situation over there is really desperate now.

   The tuner cried and stood up and subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab the wall to avoid sinking. He panicked and grabbed his hands and feet vigorously, vividly interpreting the scene of feces covering the wall.

   This scene is not good.

  Wang Yi closed the door.

   The tuner's voice was very shrill and loud, and the neighbors were all disturbed. Also, it was just after dinner time, and many people went out to watch TV and watch movies.

   So they were all attracted by the scream, and hurried to the door to ask, "What's wrong?"

"What happened?"

   "Captain Mr. Wang, you guys are at the door of the toilet—I'm sorry, why did the cry for help come from the toilet?"

   Wang Yi shouted: "Someone fell into the toilet, someone fell into the toilet!"

   Hearing this, the people who came here were dumbfounded:

   What is he doing!

   Big guys just finished eating!

  Wang Yi asked, "Is there anyone willing to help pull him up?"

   "Who is the one who fell?" The team member asked in embarrassment.

   A member of the commune lamented: "I'm so stupid, I just finished eating, this, this, who, who did such an unfavorable thing!"

  Some people guessed in fear: "Could it be Teacher Xiaoqiu?"

   Wang Yi said: "I'm a foreigner, not a good person."

   Hearing this, the team members immediately felt relieved.

  Outlander who is not a nice guy - who would help if he fell into the toilet like this? No one wants to help!

   On the contrary, many people are willing to watch the fun.

   There are also cooks who heard that an out-of-towner fell into the cesspool, and even came to watch the fun with a rice bowl.

   Wang Yi saw this and shouted across the door: "Comrade, your situation is so disgusting, our members can't help you."

   "Otherwise, why don't you pay for it? Maybe someone will be willing to pull you up if you pay!"

   The tuner shouted desperately: "Xingxingxing, I will pay, pay! I will pay ten yuan! Whoever pulls me up, I will give ten yuan!"

   Wang Yi asked, "Is it ten yuan per person?"

   The tuner screamed: "I beg you to help me, are you still haggling at this time? Okay! I'll give you ten yuan and ten yuan by myself!"

   There must be a brave man under the heavy reward.

   This is nothing more than that.

   As soon as I heard whoever went to help pull people, I would give ten yuan, and the members were not afraid of getting dirty, so they scrambled to save people.

  Wang Yi asked the students who came to watch the fun and said, "Who are the little photographers today? Hurry up and bring your camera here and take pictures!"

   Wang Xianghong asked suspiciously, "Why do you still need to take pictures?"

  Wang Yi said: "Keep the evidence, what if he goes back to the city and tells the comrades at the security bureau that we robbed him of his money?"

   "Let's photograph the evidence, and if he falsely accuses us, we'll slap him in the face with the evidence!"

  The students immediately rushed to inform the little photographer, several students came with cameras, turned on the reflector and directed the tuner who came out to take pictures!

   The tuner is in a bad situation.

   Of course, whoever encounters this kind of thing sucks.

   He cried and drove the people out and closed the door from the inside. Wang Xianghong sighed, "Comrade, face the reality bravely. You can't stay out of your life, right?"

   The tuner cried in despair: "I have to, I have to pull! My stomach hurts, I, I, I have diarrhea!"

  The members burst into laughter.

   A few people who just went in to help went to the beach to wash their hands with disgust, and some took off their clothes to wash their clothes.

  Wang Yi asked the tuner across the door: "Comrade, how are you going in this situation? Do you have to take a shower?"

   "Just put it in the summer to take a sea bath. Do you have to boil water to take a bath in this cold weather?"

   The tuner choked and said, "Yes, yes, please help."

  Wang Yi said embarrassedly: "Help must be helped, but it's very reasonable for us to charge a bath fee, right? Now that the reform and opening up, the country wants to develop the economy, and the individual also needs to develop the economy!"

The    tuner knew he was using his own words against himself.

   At this time, he was not in the mood to bargain, and said, "Okay, okay, how much do you say!"

  Wang Yi calculated: "Look, we need firewood, fresh water, and manpower to boil water. The conditions on our outer islands are poor. Firewood and fresh water are both hard currency and scarce resources. This is not cheap."

   "What's more, you have to use a bathtub to take a bath, right? This bathtub gets dirty after you wash it, so you have to throw it away, right? You have to buy a bathtub, right?"

   "Not only do you need a bathtub, but you also need a place, right? If you take a bath in this place, it will be dirty and need someone to clean it up. You have to pay a cleaning fee like this, right?"

   "Don't say it, don't say it, tell me how much you want, I'll give it! Give it!!" the tuner shouted.

  Wang Yi said: "I don't want to ask you for more money, you can tune the piano twice for us for free, okay?"

   The tuner hurriedly said: "Xing Xing Xing, no problem, no problem! Comrade, you are really a good person, I thank you, you are a good person!"

  Wang Yi said: "Don't worry, you can't wear your clothes, right? Do you have to change into new clothes? I have a new shirt and new pants, do you see?"

   The tuner said: "I buy, I buy, what price?"

  Wang Yi said: "I don't ask you for more money, you will give us two more free tunings, a total of four free piano tunings, is this a fair price?"

   The tuner burst into tears: "It's a fair price! Very fair!"

   "You people of Tianya Island are so kind, kind, and real - I thought you would kill me like I killed you, and I will take care of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"

   When the members outside heard this, they were anxious and asked, "Mr. Wang, Captain, who is it? Why do you still want to kill people? Why do you still kill people!"

   Wang Yi smiled and said, "No, no, you misunderstood."

   "Then what, Brother Dongfang, are you back? Go to the kitchen and put some hot water on the fire, then prepare a basin, and let our tuner comrade take care of the hygiene."

   "The other people are scattered, don't continue to watch the fun, what's so good about this?"

  Wang Dongfang hiccupped and said, "Okay, I'll boil the water."

  Wang Yi chased away the lively members and closed the door. He went to the Qiuweishui room to find half a bottle of soda, but only found a soda bottle.

   He sighed inwardly, and hurriedly said: "Captain, captain, quickly ask, who in our team drank the remaining half bottle of soda?"

Wang Dongfang came out of the kitchen and said with a smile: "Brother, don't look for it, I drank it - I think it ran out of gas after opening the bottle, and it will be wasted if it doesn't drink, so, hehe, avoid waste, what's the matter ?"

  Wang Xianghong frowned when he heard his words, this bear son, looking for trouble for him again!

  The old captain was about to get angry, Wang Yi quickly stopped him and looked at Wang Dongfang who was laughing pitifully and asked, "Brother Dongfang, do you have any problems with constipation?"

  Wang Dongfang said: "No, I take a tuba every morning, very regularly."

   He is very proud of his health.

  Wang Yi said: "Well, you will be out of order soon, don't sleep tonight, and cleanse your bowels."

   (end of this chapter)