I Had a Home In 1982

Chapter 370: 369. This is a canine-like disease, it must be cured (please ask for a wave of votes,

  Chapter 370 369. This is a canine-like disease that needs to be cured (please ask for a wave of votes)

   Because of the advantages of materials and craftsmanship, there is absolutely nothing to say about moon cakes in Tianya Island.

   These days, even in Shanghai, you can't eat such soft, sweet and delicious mooncakes!

   Not to mention anything else, the materials used are beyond this era, and syrup is not used to make moon cake skins yet.

   So after eating the moon cakes, these employees were full of praise: "It's so delicious, soft and fragrant, my God, you are so amazing on Tianya Island, you can't find this moon cake in our city, right?"

   "But the pumpkin mooncake from last night was delicious, of course it was delicious too."

   "Is this a high-end moon cake? Are our five jin moon cakes like this?"

   Yang Bing ate the moon cake in a hurry - he likes sweets.

   Then he asked Wang Xianghong: "Wang Zhishu, why are your moon cakes so delicious?"

  Wang Yi said: "Because we have good ingredients for making moon cakes, we add honey, wild honey from the mountains."

   "It's good to have useful water. We make moon cakes with spring water that is extra soft."

Yang Bing praised: "No wonder, no wonder, you have good water and good materials here! The moon cakes made here are really delicious. To be honest, the so-called high-end moon cakes in the Shanghai mall are not as delicious as the ones made by you! "

  Wang Yi listened to the string song and knew the elegant meaning, and said: "Then let's pretend some more for you."

   "No no no." Yang Bing stopped him, "Mr. Wang, what are you doing? What are you talking about?"

   "That's right." Chen Gu held Wang Yi down, "You have given us too much stuff, dry goods, fish, and so many moon cakes, even one person gave us a reclining chair!"

   "Too enthusiastic, really too enthusiastic!"

   No matter how picky employees are, they can't pick out etiquette problems.

  The hospitality of Tianya Island, the gifts given to them, everything is really too generous, so that some people feel embarrassed.

   In comparison, they were too stingy before, and they were not sincere enough to treat their fellow villagers!

Chen Gu pointed at Wang Yi and said, "Don't take any more moon cakes, of course we are willing to buy them, but I understand the temperament of you and Zhi Shu, you definitely don't want to collect money, so let's stop this matter, five catties of moon cakes are enough. It's gone!"

   Yang Bing said: "Yes, five catties of moon cakes are enough, and you are already generous enough - especially the reclining chairs for us, how expensive this thing is."

Wang Yi smiled and said: "I sent you the reclining chairs to help you go back and make a propaganda. You ask the comrades in your unit if they need reclining chairs, and if you need them, tell the comrades in our Shanghai office, 50 yuan each. , in stock at any time!"

   Wang Xianghong nodded repeatedly.

   At the same time, he secretly stuttered.

   A chair is sold for 50 yuan, isn’t that stealing money? People in the city are ghosts and ghosts, can they buy chairs at such a high price?

  The big cargo ship came whining.

  Yang Bing and his staff shook hands with Wang Xianghong, Wang Yi and others one by one, and they arranged for the wooden boat to shake the oar to send the people onto the cargo ship.

   After boarding the boat, Yang Bing immediately said to Chen Gu: "When you go back, contact their office comrades and buy me another ten catties—no, twenty catties, and another twenty catties of mooncakes!"

   "They won't accept money here, so they can't accept money through the office, right?"

  Others shouted: "I want, give me five catties..."

   "There are many relatives in my family, I have to carry ten pounds..."

   "Director, you don't have to buy 20 jin, you can just buy 15 jin, and I'll give you 5 jin..."

   They stood on the boat while waving and shouting, and Wang Xianghong, who was looking at them from the dock, sighed:

   "The comrades are really warm and friendly. You can see that they are saying goodbye to us all the time. We have to respond. Don't stand still, wave and shout!"

   Then Bold, Liu Hongmei and others shouted: "Next time..."

  The cargo ship gradually moved away, and finally it was almost invisible.

  The big guys dispersed and went home. Wang Xiang asked Wang Yi on the red road and said, "Mr. Wang, isn't it too much for you to sell a recliner for fifty yuan? We only sell it for ten yuan in the county!"

   boldly said, "That's right, the chairs are made of wood, and they all depend on your canvas. That's 50 yuan? Let's just go grab the money and count the balls!"

  Wang Yi glared at him and said, "What do you know? Let me tell you, if you want to do business with the city people in Hudu, you have to figure out the minds of the people in Hudu!"

   "Where is Shanghai? Shili Yangchang, National Financial Center, Foreign Trade Center!"

"So, do you know what a Hudu city dweller is? A Hudu city dweller just buys the most expensive, not the best. So, we want to sell to them, and the slogan is not to seek the best. But ask for the most expensive."

He pointed in the direction of Wang Xianggao's house and said, "Take this reclining chair as an example, the propaganda should tell them that the wood we use is the wood core part milled out of a single piece of wood, and the highest-grade reclining chair designed by Liuyang designers. "

"The craftsmanship is traditional, and the canvas is imported. What is this called? It is called the combination of China and the West! The style of this combination alone is worth 20 yuan. What other paints, nails, and patterns can be used for this? Give it all the recliners!"

"The canvas of the reclining chair needs to be changed, with patterns and characters printed on it. What is printed on the canvas? Print a European and American car, a big car, a famous brand, the kind that looks very valuable. Once the customer sits on it, don't worry about being comfortable. Uncomfortable, first of all he felt like he was sitting on a reclining chair imported from abroad."

"The reclining chair is remodeled, and there is a small table next to it, polished and painted with paint; a footrest is made underneath, and two springs are added to make it retractable—you said, how much does a reclining chair like this sell for? money?"

   "Then you'll have to sell it for 20. Fifty is too harsh, right?" Shaking his head boldly, "How many work points do we have to work hard for a month? I heard that workers in the city are only 50 yuan a month."

  Wang Yi said, "What are you talking about? Are our recliners not good enough?"

   "In the past few days, I have been thinking about how to improve the quality of the reclining chair. Is it too much to sell a reclining chair to the iron rice bowls in Shanghai for 50 yuan? Did I ask them for an extra 10 cents from the beginning to the end?"

   Boldly was stunned by his eloquent words: "No, didn't you ask for more money?"

  Wang Yi said: "Don't worry, the price is fine. If we just sell it for an extra ten yuan or twenty yuan, why do we have to go to Shanghai to make trouble? Isn't it good for us to sell to the county?"

  The production of reclining chairs is not high, and the cost performance is not high.

   They are very popular in the small commodity market in Shanghai. The stall owners and hawkers like this kind of reclining chair——

   is mainly a light, many vendors set up mobile stalls, such a thing that is lighter than a stool but can lie down and sleep is too necessary for them.

   But they are very good at bargaining, and at most they are willing to pay 20 yuan.

  Wang Yi felt that the carpenters in the team worked so hard to make such a reclining chair and let Wang Dongyi and Ma Liu work so hard to bring it to Shanghai, but it was only sold for twenty yuan, which was meaningless.

   So he set his sights on the foreign trade group.

   The people here are rich!

   Not only do they get their normal wages, but they also secretly make extra money by fiddling with import and export commodities.

  In this case, they either don't like the reclining chair, but if they like it, they will definitely pay fifty dollars.

  If they don't want to pay the money, Wang Yi won't plan to produce recliners in large batches. What's the point of spending so much effort that one person can't make ten yuan or twenty a day?

  Unconsciously in the afternoon, the sun began to slant west again.

   Now more people have landed on Tianya Island Pier.

   One after another, there is an endless stream, and I don’t know how many boats are coming.

  The pier could no longer be stopped, so the fishing boats could only be crowded together and stuffed into one place.

  Dense fishing boats lie on the water and surround the pier, and there are thousands of square meters around!

   The pier suddenly became very big.

  A steady stream of members stepped on the pier on the boat and landed on the island. They carried their Maza and the bench to watch the World Women's Volleyball Championship.

   Now Tianya Island is really lively and noisy:

   "Second uncle, your family is here too? Have you eaten? Go, go to my house to eat."

   "Hey, hey, let's go, let's go, let's get out of here."

   "What time does tonight's game start? Does our country still want to fight little devils?"

   "Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, you're about to squeeze into the water!"

  There are people coming and going in the store department, Wang Xinguo, Wang Xinzhao and Wang Ugly cat are too busy to work, so Wang Yi has to come and help.

   There are dozens of men who want to drink wine and eat dried bean curd here, but at most a dozen people can be greeted at the counter. There are too many men coming to be crowded, and the store is overcrowded.

  Most of the people in the villages on the outer islands are related to each other, and many people have relatives on Tianya Island.

   Even if you don’t have relatives, you can find friends. After all, when you work at sea, you can’t decide when you need someone to help you.

   So the sun didn't set, the movie didn't play, then the TV didn't come out and the store was crowded.

  The members of the foreign team had nowhere to go, so they all found the members’ homes on the island to rest and chat.

  Wang's family is generous and doesn't care. When relatives and friends come to visit, they all take out the good cigarettes and tea they have saved at home. When they see the guests with dolls, they will open the cabinet and distribute the candy they bought on weekdays to the guests.

   It happened that moon cakes were produced every day, so they went to buy two catties of moon cakes to entertain guests.

   With a cup of tea, this cut mooncake is the best dessert, sweet and soft!

  Many people came early and brought a tortilla or didn't eat, so the Wang family would treat them to a meal.

Many people don’t care about cooking, but there are sauces and fermented bean curd at home. The next pot of noodles will be divided into a large bowl for each person. If the conditions are better and you are more willing to pay, you can buy instant noodles and eat them in the pot. An outsider's compliment.

   This will have residual heat from the sun, and many people go to the solar cooker to make noodles.

   The reverse and the front are the same noodles, just keep adding water to the pot to cook the noodles, take out a pot in the front and put the noodles in the back.

   In this way, the efficiency is high, and there is always boiling water in the pot.

   So many people eat hot noodles without smoking from their chimneys.

   At this time, someone's chimney is smoking, and nine times out of ten, they are eating instant noodles.

  Instant noodle soup contains ingredients, sauce and oil. The members will not go to the solar cooker, because this instant noodle soup is a good thing, and they rarely have the chance to drink such a delicious soup.

   It was getting dark after dinner. The big guy put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth, ready to go to the movies with satisfaction.

   This treatment has made many people sigh: "How long has it been? Your royal family's life is different now, it's the same as entering the stage of developed socialism."

   "Eat is full and delicious. After eating and drinking, go to the movies and watch TV. Tell me, tell me, can there be a better day than this?"

   "The key is that every household has electricity. After the electricity is turned on, this night's life is really comfortable. When I go back, I will make a suggestion to our party secretary. We also need to buy a generator to use the electricity!"

   There are also some people who can't stand the sense of superiority in life on Tianya Island, so they ask sourly: "Your team is now selling clothes and running restaurants. Are you making more money? Why didn't you hear you talking about dividends?"

   The team members gave them a calm explanation: "Dividends are generally issued once a quarter. Isn't the three quarters not over yet?"

   "However, there is nothing to look forward to with dividends, and there will be no money in the future."

   Hearing this, relatives were very concerned: "What's the matter, your commune and team enterprises are not making money now?"

The team members said expectantly: "No, the team will save up and renovate the house for us. If we make more money, we will demolish seaweed houses for our families and build a new red brick and blue tile with large doors and windows. house!"

   Hearing this, the people outside the team responded with a polite smile.

   Do you also believe this?

  How much does it cost to build a house? Four or five thousand dollars less!

   How much does it cost to build more than 100 houses with more than 100 people in your team? 580,000 can't stop it!

   This is robbing a bank, robbing all the banks in the county, but you can't get so much money!

   But no one said that.

   After all, the Wang family is really interesting. They are guests when they come to the door. They smoke and entertain a meal. They can watch TV at night without paying for it. They can watch TV together. In this case, no one will argue with the Wang family.

   As night falls, the movie projector starts playing first.

   At ten o'clock, the people on the island began to go up the mountain and pour into the playground of the school building. They gathered together and began to wait and watch the game.

There were too many people, so Wang Yi didn't go to join in the fun, he sat with Qiu Weishui and listened to the tape.

   From time to time, the playground made a tsunami-like applause.

  Wang Yi didn't need to look to know what was going on.

  The Chinese team won.

   Another shaved head, the host Peru will be swept out by the Iron Maidens with a 3-0 advantage!

   Sure enough, the cheers suddenly became louder in the early hours of the morning, and the windows and glass of the house were shaking.

   Qiu Weishui couldn't keep out the cheers even with headphones on, so she happily took off her headphones and asked, "Did our women's volleyball team win the championship?"

Wang Yi said: "We definitely won the championship, the Peruvian team's strength is still somewhat different from our Iron Maidens. I estimate that our women's volleyball comrades won the championship this time with ease, and they should have defeated the Peruvian team! "

  Wang Zhuangyuan held the red flag and stepped like a hot wheel, spinning around on the top of the mountain, and many students ran after him cheering:

   "We are gold! We are champions! We are number one!"

   "Win, win, win!"

   "Oh oh oh! We won the world, China is the first!"

   Wang Yi shouted at them: "Don't run around..."

   "Bang bang bang bang..." The sound of firecrackers rang out.

   Several hanging firecrackers sounded together, and the sound echoed on the mountain.

  Wang Yi's voice was suppressed, so that he was too lazy to say anything, and led Lao Huang and Sand Sculpture into the room to lock the door and prepare to sleep.

   Tomorrow Monday, I have to rest well, I have to go to class to recharge my batteries, and in the afternoon I have to dress up and practice boxing for the students. It will take three or four days to go to the National Day performance.

The    championship celebrations were well into the dawn.

  Everyone is very excited. They have witnessed the country win the first place in the world competition. This greatly satisfies the vanity of the outer islanders, and their national pride keeps them up at night and unable to return at night.

   As the electricity on Tianya Island was sufficient, they were not afraid of the cold, and gathered under the street lights to discuss the game that had just ended.

   Most of them don’t understand the rules of volleyball and don’t know the female volleyball players, but this does not prevent them from discussing the game:

   "The big one is strong, the ball hit the ground like stepping on a landmine, bang bang..."

   "They are a group of iron ladies. They are so full of energy, so good. No wonder the leader said that women can hold up half the sky!"

   "I found that if I played volleyball, I would be good at it. This thing is to have strength and jump high..."

   "Just you? Pull it down, you have to look good, you **** squinted..."

   The members here are noisy, and Wang Xianghong is rarely generous over there.

He convened an emergency meeting with the representatives and party members of the production team. At the meeting, it was decided that in order to celebrate the women's volleyball championship, the production team would buy peanuts, melon seeds and popcorn in the collective name of the team and distribute these snacks to everyone who cheered for the women's volleyball team tonight. People, let everyone replenish their physical strength and energy.

   In addition, the big stove worked overtime all night to cook a pot of egg nugget soup, let the big guy fill his stomach in the morning and then shake the oars to go home.

   In order to encourage the women's volleyball comrades in the evening, and after winning the championship, the big guys went to celebrate with intense emotions, and many people have become hoarse and have no strength.

  Tianyadao is generous, and greets these foreigners to eat a few mouthfuls of food, so as not to let them encourage the women's volleyball comrades in vain.

  The students ate the nugget soup.

  The three cauldrons of the big stove and the cauldrons of many people in the production team were all requisitioned. Shredded cucumbers, eggs, fungus, green vegetables, and gnocchi were given a bowl of gnocchi soup for everyone who came to watch the game.

   The morning of the Mid-Autumn Festival is cold and cold. After drinking a bowl of hot and sticky soup in the stomach, both the stomach and the body are warm, and the heart is more comfortable - the Wang family pays attention!

   After eating the lump soup, the outside team started to leave as they started to leave the boat.

  Students are also getting ready for class.

   On this lively but not noisy morning, the second team suddenly screamed!

   The second team suddenly became noisy.

   Wang Yi vaguely heard a scream from the wind, but he didn't know what was going on. Soon Wang Kai ran to him and shouted: "Mr. Wang, it's not good! Mr. Wang, Wang Zhuangyuan, he was bitten by a dog!"

   Hearing this, Wang Yi immediately put down the book and came out of the classroom, asking, "Where did you bite? Does it matter?"

  Wang Kai panted and shouted: "I bit my calf and made a small incision. It was bitten by the poodle from Hudu."

  Wang Yi was stunned when he heard what he said: "What nonsense are you talking about, that poodle bit him yesterday, what's his name today?"

   Wang Kai shouted: "I didn't bite it yesterday, it was bitten the night before yesterday."

   "It's okay to take a bite, but a small bite. When I went back, Aunt Feng Ya smeared some grass and tree ash on his leg to stop the bleeding and scar."

   "But that dog is a mad dog. After biting Wang Zhuangyuan, it infected him with rabies. Now Wang Zhuangyuan is sick, and he is sick at home!"

  Wang Yi frowned immediately.

   Isn't this bullshit?

   Not to mention whether the incubation period of rabies is only two days short, it is said that the disease is only transmitted by sick dogs during the onset period, but the teddy dog ​​brought by the Hudu girl is obviously not a sick rabies.

   The rabid dog had a problem with the appearance. He looked at the teddy dog, and there was nothing wrong with it except that he liked to hold something and rub his butt.

  People's teddy dog ​​is definitely not a sick dog infected with rabies virus!

   What happened to Wang Zhuangyuan?

  Wang Yi quickly thought about it, waved his hand, and said, "Let's go and have a look."

   Wang Zhuangyuan's house is overcrowded now.

  The door was blocked by many members, and many members climbed the walls. Everyone was looking at the yard in fear and nervousness.

   There was a dog barking in the yard, not a normal dog bark.

  Wang Yi arrived, and the members at the door took the initiative to make way: "Mr. Wang, come in and have a look, Wang Zhuangyuan has rabies!"

  Boldly stood in the door, gasping for breath, the two brothers, the leather shoes and the flower shoes, were hugging his leg and crying in horror.

  Fengya squatted on the ground and cried. Opposite her was Wang Zhuangyuan, who was lying on the ground and grinning, "Wang Wang Wang... Wang Wang Wang!"

  Wang Yi hugged his head on the spot when he saw this scene.

  I am grass.

   This taste is too strong!

   Who did this dead bear thing, the deflated calf, learn this trick from!

   Wang Zhuangyuan became even more energetic after seeing him enter the door, and crawled on all fours to come at him to bite him!

  Fengya hurriedly grabbed her son's shoulders and dragged her back, bursting into tears and crying hoarsely: "Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang, what should I do? He has rabies in straw sandals, and he was infected with rabies from dogs in Hudu..."

   Someone on the wall shouted: "Mr. Wang, don't go forward, rabies can infect people..."

   "Old Sixth, get the **** out of me!" Boldly picked up a shovel to smash him, "Go away, you all get out! My son is fine, Teacher Wang is here, my son will be fine for sure!"

  Wang Yi stopped him calmly and said, "Be bold, don't worry, what's going on with Wang Zhuangyuan?"

   Boldly, with a straight face and a little lost, he said: "It's all my fault, I just think about watching the game, I don't care..."

   "During dinner the night before yesterday, the champion came back with blood from a wound on his leg. He said that the poodle brought by a comrade from Shanghai suddenly went crazy and bit him."

   "I thought it was all right, so I asked his mother to get some grass and wood ash from the stove and pat it on the wound to stop the bleeding. Then I thought it was all right. I didn't think that the dog was a mad dog."

"As a result, he followed me to watch the game last night. We won the game and our country won the gold medal. The champion was very happy and ran around with the red flag, but it was a bit wrong to run behind. I didn't think much about it, I didn't go there. Thinking about mad dog disease."

   "Then this morning, the champion's condition was not good. At first he huddled under the bed and talked nonsense. After being dragged out by me, he started to get sick and started to develop rabies!"

   Wang Yi asked: "How do you know this is rabies?"

   boldly shouted: "Learn to bark, learn to crawl, and roll like a dog. Isn't this what rabies is?"

   "A few days ago, his cousin Mao Dadi in Jinlan Island had rabies, and the symptoms were the same. At that time, Mao Dadi also looked for you, and Mr. Wang also looked for you. Do you remember that he looked for you?"

   Wang Yi didn't know Mao Dadi, but he had an impression of what he said boldly.

  The last time Chen Jintao took the brine, Wang Yi went to Jinlan Island to rescue him. At that time, someone said that his relative had rabies, and the symptoms described were the same as Wang Zhuangyuan now.

   Wang Yi knew that this was not rabies.

  The rabies virus is a neurovirus that attacks the nerves, and its symptoms have nothing to do with learning how to bark or crawl.

   There are several reasons why dogs bark when rabies is widely rumored.

   First, the common people lack medical knowledge and lack the ability to identify rumors; second, rabies can cause muscle tension. If it is reflected in the throat, it will indeed cause people to whimper.

   This whimper is very similar to a dog whimper, or an animal whimper, but they can't make a barking sound.

  Especially the barking sound of Wang Zhuangyuan, a deflated calf, is very realistic. This is definitely the result of studying after carefully observing the barking of dogs.

   All in all, this little **** didn't have any rabies at all. It was the last time he followed the adults to Jinlan Island and heard about rabies, and just the day before yesterday, people from Shanghai brought another dog, so he wanted to play this trick.

  Why is he playing this trick?

  Wang Yi can tell by looking at his occasional yawn and those two big dark circles under his eyes.

   This kid must have slept all night last night. He has to go to school on Monday. He doesn't want to go to school and wants to sleep, but Daan and Fengya won't let him play truant, so he came up with this trick.

   After yawning, Wang Zhuangyuan probably realized that there was something wrong with his action, so he stuck out his tongue as if a dog was dissipating heat.

  Fengya was in a hurry. After seeing Wang Yi hugging her head, she asked in a hoarse voice, "Mr. Wang, Mr. Wang, is he, he's gone?"

   After hearing this, many of the commune members outside let out long and short sighs, and some of the children who played well with Wang Zhuangyuan began to cry at their throats.

  Wang Yi was very calm here. He raised his hand and shouted: "Everyone calm down, calm down! It's okay, this child Wang Zhuangyuan is not infected with rabies now!"

   "From my professional perspective..."

   "Is he pretending to be sick!" Bold heard this and became angry all of a sudden.

   In fact, he also had a guess in this matter that his son was feigning illness, so at first he saw his son get under the bed and he raised his fist to beat him a few times, but the son was about to bite him, it really looked like a mad dog, which made him not sure.

   Now Wang Yiyi said, "He is not infected with rabies", and boldly put forward the previous conjecture.

   This rash man clenched the shovel in his hand, and the blue veins burst on his forehead: "If he pretends to be sick, I will hack him!"

  Wang Yi said calmly: "It's not pretending to be sick, he's suffering from canine-like disease—a kind of hysteria!"

   "Canine-like disease?" The members on the wall outside the door whispered and looked puzzled.

   Never heard of this disease.

  Wang Yi said firmly: "Yes, this is a canine-like disease. Li Shizhen, a famous doctor of a generation, recorded this disease in the Compendium of Materia Medica."

"Ancient books say that snakes and worms come out of the hole every year after the sting, when the peach blossoms bloom, and after the frost falls and when the plum blossoms bloom, the snakes and worms enter the hole. Around the full moon, it will turn into a dog-like wolf, capable of roaring and biting people, the moon is the roundest during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the dog-like symptoms are the worst!"

   He said these words, and the members who listened were bewildered: "What do you mean?"

  Wang Yi explained: "Ancient books say that some poisonous insects in the mountains will appear every year after the sting, and they will not burrow into the rock crevices in the cave until the frost falls."

"During the period, they will breathe poisonous mist. If someone absorbs the poisonous mist, it is usually nothing. When the full moon comes, they will bark, crawl and bite people like a dog. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon is the roundest, so the symptoms are the most obvious. ."

   After hearing the news, Wang Xianghong said to Daan and Fengya: "Wang Zhuangyuan, this kid likes to go over mountains and mountains, he must be running around on the mountains to absorb the poisonous mist!"

  Fengya cried with a sad face: "Then what should I do?"

  Wang Yi said: "This problem can be cured, but you have to remember the lesson, you can't let him run around in the mountains and forests in the future, let him honestly study at home."

   said boldly and excitedly: "Mr. Wang, you just need to save him, and I will tie him with a belt to study at home!"

  Wang Zhuangyuan, who was about to rub his head with a dog, was stunned when he heard this.

  Wang Yi said: "Don't worry, this disease can be cured, because this is not an incurable rabies disease, it is a canine-like disease, a type of hysteria, do you all understand hysteria?"

   An old man outside nodded and said, "I know a little about hysteria. Is it the faults of Shinto Taoism? But a few years ago, it was put into feudal superstition, so..."

  Wang Yi waved his hand and said, "The things left by the ancestors are not all feudal superstitions. For example, to treat hysteria like canine disease, we have to use the methods of our ancestors!"

   "What way?" Bold hurriedly asked.

  Wang Yi said: "Hysteria is something of the Shinto Tao, so how to deal with the thing of the Shinto Tao? Boy's urine, black dog blood!"

   "The dog in my house is quite dark." Wang Dongyang said immediately, "I'll put some blood on it!"

   said boldly and moved: "Dayang, good brother..."

   "You don't need the blood of a black dog, just use the **** of a boy!" Wang Yi said in a deep voice, "Come on, big confused, come with me to hold down Wang Zhuangyuan!"

   The big daze outside the crowd pushed people away and squeezed in, holding down the King Scholar like an eagle catching a chicken.

   Wang Zhuangyuan was already frightened when he heard this. He stared at Wang Yi in horror and wanted to speak.

  Wang Yi said casually: "Bold, you just said that if Wang Zhuangyuan pretends to be sick, you will kill him?"

   boldly said: "If he pretends to be sick, I will definitely kill him! He dares to tease adults like this, it's lawless!"

   Wang Zhuangyuan flinched and wailed.

   This time, the howling sound is realistic, and that is how the bereaved dog barks.

  Wang Yi said: "Aunt Fengya, you quickly let the leather shoes and flower shoes go to pee, and give him a bowl of boy urine to ward off evil spirits and filth!"

   Wang Kai has the best relationship with Wang Zhuangyuan. Hearing that Tongzi urine can cure his problems, he rushed in and said excitedly, "Mr. Wang, let me come. I haven't peed this morning. I have a pool of overnight urine here!"

  Wang Yi glanced at Wang Zhuangyuan and said categorically: "Then you hurry into the room..."

   "What kind of house are you still going into, hurry up to pee and exorcise him." Dare to take off his pants for Wang Kai directly, "Pinch his mouth open for me!"

   Wang Zhuangyuan gritted his teeth and closed his mouth.

  Wang Yi said: "Aim at the point - don't squeeze the people behind you, what are you doing..."

  Wang Xinmi also squeezed in righteously and said, "Mr. Wang, I just drank the water, and I also have a bath of urine here, let me come!"

   "Let's come together!" Wang Xinzhao shouted outside, "All members of the children's group are ready. Although Wang Zhuangyuan is not a comrade of our children's group, he is his own comrade."

   "We can't just watch him suffer from the disease and ignore it. Come on, let's pee if we have urine, and if we don't, go home and drink some water to save some urine. We must exorcise him completely!"

   Wang Zhuangyuan struggled frantically, tears streaming down his eyes.

   Wang Yi said: "Student Wang Zhuangyuan shed tears of emotion, tears of excitement."

   "He was moved by the friendship shown by his classmates, and was excited that he was finally saved - oh, who brought the urinal at home!"

   (end of this chapter)

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