I Got a Cheat and Moved to Another World, so I Want to Live as I Like

After leaving the Western Gate of the King's Capital, take the road that leads to Awok for about ten minutes by Golem carriage, and immediately enter the trail to the south. This is my new home.

The reason I moved was because the garden was narrow. It was only the second-floor rooftop part of a three-story building, so there was no more land left to plant.

"A square land of about 200 meters on one side, surrounded by a stone wall about three meters high. In the center of it is a pond that can be rowed by boat, and there is only one small building that is integrated with the gate.”

And this is where I picked some candidates. Honestly, it didn't have to be this big, but there was a reason I dared to decide.

Without worrying about people's eyes, my family members can live stretching out.

Here it is.

As a result, in addition to the size, I also acquired privacy, but the lost ones are not small. Specifically, it would be convenient to the Wangdu Joy Street.

Until now, I lived on the southern edge of the entertainment district, on the northern edge of downtown, so it was a short walk to get there and back.

I guess the seniors who built houses and bought apartments made the same decision.

In the garden of my new home where the trees cast a long shadow when the sun shines on the west, I talk to myself while watching the scenery that I'm still unfamiliar with.

I was talking about senpai when I worked for my previous company. Even if I leave home before sunrise, the rainy day is about to be delayed by traffic, and I thought, "I'm proud of it, but is it so good?"

But not now. For the sake of my family, I realized that I didn't care much.

There was also a rural area where there was no commuting other than by car.

The train leaves once an hour, and so do the buses. Moreover, in the case of buses, the number of flights is greatly reduced except for the line connecting the station to a large hospital.

This is still the location of the prefectural office, and there is no bus route itself in the mountains of the neighboring municipality. Even if it is not as big as Hokkaido, it will be quite a car society.

I'm coming!

Suddenly, the waves were flying out of the ground beneath her feet. It seems that the presence of the Golem carriage that entered the path in front of the new residence from the main road was felt by the vibration of the ground.

There aren't many Golem carriages that turn there, so it's probably the Santa Claus-like Deputy Guild Leader on board.

"Well, I'll go to the auction now." You'll be home late, so you can go to bed. "

When I went to the Merchant's Guild this afternoon, I was invited by the Vice-Guild Leader.

It seems that the goblin-like guild has a long history, and it is one of the "special hobbies of the vice-guild leader", but if you do not participate in the auction, you will not know what it is.

(Don't be sorry to have your boss pick you up.)

It would have been the house of the gardener and guard while opening the heavy wooden gate in the stone basket surrounding the site, right next to the new house.

I also bought a horse-drawn golem carriage, so I said I could meet you in the capital.

No, this is private, and I'm the one who called out to you.

However, it was returned in this way.

I opened both gates on one side and waited by the side of the trail. A two-headed golem carriage emerged from the north without a moment's notice.

(That golem carriage, it's the first time I've seen it)

A golem carriage of a merchant's guild that I've ridden several times. It is glossy black with the insignia of "The Goddess Riding on One Side of the Balance".

On the other hand, this one has the same glossy but dark brown eyes, and it doesn't look like a coat of arms.

"Oh, this is my new home." It's green and spacious, isn't it? "

The luxury carriage window that arrived in front of the gate was lowered, and Santa Claus looked into the woods in the garden behind me. Next, I said, "Come on, ride," so I don't think I'm going to see my new home.

The gentleman who got out of the gate opened the door of the carriage, so I closed the door that had been opened only on one side and approached the carriage.

(chuckles)

Then he grabbed the handrail and got into a carriage with a high floor.

(... absolutely expensive, this carriage)

The interior of the carriage was polished to a glossy brown color, and the seat was covered in cream. There are golden metal carvings everywhere, and the wood in the interior is polished.

(The clothes that I'm wearing are good clothes after the pilot's gown. Besides, I hardly use it, so my buttocks and back should not be dirty)

Being prepared, I sink myself into a slightly harder sofa and ask if this is also the golem carriage of the Merchant's Guild as an excerpt from the conversation.

The answer was "No," and it belonged to the deputy guild leader's house. 'Because it's not a job to participate in an auction' is the reason.

(Although no official would complain about using a merchant's guild)

I think so, but it's a line between the two of us. It's even better for me not to confuse the Lord with me.

I really want to spare my boss who doesn't mind using my men for personal use.

(Wow, what is this. It's more like a watercraft than a carriage on the ground.)

It started moving immediately, but it didn't shake and it didn't make a sound. The difference between my privately owned and ridden Golem carriages is of course the more luxurious feel of the Merchant's Guild.

After returning from the main road and entering through the west gate of the capital, you will pass through the crowded main street of the entertainment district to the central square. Arriving was the museum east of the Imperial Castle on the north side of the central square, and further east of the Royal College of Magic there.

"Are you going to do it here?"

The museum is a place of commerce. Looking at me amazed at that, I strangely stroked my beard and found myself in the deputy guild leader's seat.

Santa Claus takes his word for it when he looks at the museum, where the sun falls and the outside lights shine on him.

"After the museum closes, it becomes a venue and party place for this kind of thing."

A brothel is a better place to socialize, but it is a difficult event to do in the lobby of a brothel. It is said that it will be opened.

(Different senses, or different worlds.)

I got out of the carriage while listening to the deputy guild leader's explanation. Next, he walked out onto the cobbled streets lined with stylish exterior lights to the entrance of the museum.

(Well, there's a place like this.)

Then we arrived at a small square hall with about a hundred chairs in front of the stage that had risen one step higher. The high ceilings make it ideal for piano and violin presentations.

About half of the seats are already filled from the front, and there is no partiality between young and old.

(Finally?)

While I was looking around, it seemed that the time had passed and it was time to start. The door was closed with about two-thirds of the seats filled, and the lights other than on the stage were dropped.

I haven't had any explanation so far, so I don't know. Even listening to the surrounding stories, there are all kinds of superficial things such as "if there is any excavation" and "lately, there is no product called this".

Thank you very much for gathered here tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

It was loud and magical, and the sound quality of the knight's external voice echoed the voice of the male host who rose to the stage.

After that, there was a slight preposition, and from the stage sleeve, a woman who looked like an assistant came up with a flat box the size of two hands.

"Listing number one, memories of youth"

It was a long red leather boot that was taken out of there and placed on the table. From the height of the heel, it must be for women.

It seems that it has been used up quite a bit, but isn't it in good condition?

"That model is expensive, even if it's new."

This is a leak from a young man sitting on the other side with Santa Claus next to me. It may be a branded product.

(But what's new?)

Isn't it auction to buy second-hand goods at a cheap price? I think for a moment, I am shocked by the poverty of my sex roots.

The venue is a museum, and it's one of the vice-guildmasters' hobbies. It must be a candidate for out-of-print products, rare products, and treasures.

"While wearing it every day for five years, the repair history is only for the heel. Please check the depth of love between the builder and the owner with your noses.”

The moment the host said so, the air in front of the stage shook like a curtain made of sun flame.

(Ugh)

Was it wrong to ask what the fluctuation of the instantaneous view was, 'check with your nose'? Doubts arose in my head, but suddenly a gentle breeze of humidity blowing from the direction of the stage pushed them away.

(It smells like shoes!)

The sharp smell that I took in my nose because I inadvertently inhaled the air. It pierced his brain from the back of his nose.

(What the hell is this? It's not tight.)

Is it dashi (soup stock) or consommé or does it stick to my eyes like onions?

"Potato chips seasoned with chilli pepper and vinegar"

If you dare to express yourself, this is the only way. I felt a runny nose and immediately pressed my handkerchief under my nose.

Fortunately, the air flow stopped immediately and the smell disappeared. Perhaps, but that air sway is like an air curtain.

I got three of them!

"Four! Is there anything else?"

The external voice of the moderator slaps my weak head hard. The volume is higher than before because the surroundings have become noisier all at once.

Looking around, customers with sharpened eyes stretched their arms straight up and held their fingers up.

(Odor preference!)

Ladies and gentlemen in this room are aiming for the 'stinky boots'. I'm stunned by that fact.

(... but not surprising)

In the case of a Santa Claus deputy guild leader who is a fat body with inclusiveness and maturity, no matter what hobbies he has, he can be convinced.

While thinking about such things, the number of fingers the moderator tells increases.

(I think it represents the amount, but how much is a bottle?)

It's true that I'm interested, but I don't want to know. Because I feel like my values are going to be destroyed.

I didn't expect such a gem from the beginning.

This is the Deputy Guild Leader next to me. If you look at it, it looks like it's a combination of surprise and joy, and you're still stretching out your arms and standing up your fingers.

"Seven! Eight! Nine!... Is there anyone else? Now, I will make a decision in nine books."

Following the voice of the moderator, the sound of hammering wooden boards with a wooden hammer echoed.

I look next to the cheering crowd around me. There was the figure of the Vice-Guild Leader with his arms raised and his hands spread out and his thumb folded.

It looks like my boss bought it.

Really, it's a pleasant form of surprise.

Today's auction said there were no rumors of blind accessories. Therefore, a powerful buyer did not participate, and it could be dropped cheaply.

Indeed, the Vice-Guild Leader would not have come without me.

"Tauro, I wonder if you're lucky."

The brilliant old man with a fat white beard spoke in a good mood, but for the time being, I would like to complain that "the opposite is true".

On the stage, the following items are brought in, and the air fluctuates like a curtain again on the mouth of "Please check".

(The confirmation time should have been short.)

When I learn, I hold my breath and ride. Repeating this a dozen times, the auction was successfully closed, and I and the Vice-Guild Leader left the venue later.

Incidentally, there seemed to be no other item echoing in the nose, and only the first one won the bid by the Vice-Guild Leader.

Whatever you've got, today's organizer is not a good one.

This is from the deputy guild leader in the Golem carriage on the way back. If you have such a large amount of products, you should know it in advance even if you spend advertising expenses.

That person should be able to make more money, and above all, don't miss the opportunity to acquire it. It is said that the powerful buyer who was not there will definitely be biting his teeth.

"Maybe some of you are going to complain."

Santa Claus smiles like a winner on a cream leather sheet. But I don't feel like a flat box on a chair in front of me.

This is the "item of the eyeball of the day" that the deputy leader of the guild acquired.

This is an enclosed space.

It seems to be trapped in the air by magic, and it certainly doesn't smell anything. But what if the carriage sways and falls?

When I think about it, I'm not very comfortable, but I can't calm down.

"Now, Mr. Tauro, do you know who sent the letter?"

Without worrying about my condition, I moved my eyes to the side and said Santa Claus in a mischievous tone.

"The person who wrote the letter from the valley of lilies to the deputy guild leader. I know that, but I don't need to dare to recall it."

The goblin-like guild leader described the opponent as such. Surely, I'm here to find out.

And if the conditions so far overlap, I know exactly who I am.

"You're a pants thief. However, I didn't think I was going to the valley of lilies."

The deputy guild leader nodded slowly.

A pants thief was a thief who at one point swept the King's city, "pushing down a walking woman and taking away only her underwear".

And I was involved with the pants thief. However, I have only seen most of them, and I don't have any useful memories.

I like the smell of a long-wearing woman's underwear.

At that time, the deputy guild leader predicted the motive and scouted the female adventurer who was returning from the expedition. Mini skirts of denim fabric were put together and released into the city.

The killer was quickly caught, and the bandit adventurer succeeded in restraint even though she was stripped of her odor.

(I was impressed by the sharpness of the Deputy Guild Leader's reading, but I think it had this kind of background.)

I remembered the figure of the big old man with the killer's nose, and I shook my head lightly from side to side.

I hear that this hand has a high rate of recidivism, just as it has a bad habit. However, based on the flow of the conversation, the big old man with the nose must have advanced to the lower probability.

You're reorganized, aren't you?

Santa Claus nods to my confirmation and starts talking.

I earnestly practiced as a launderer and became independent. Now it's the valley of lilies, and we're combining our hobbies and interests without disturbing anyone. "

Incidentally, the content is such a success story.

The deputy head of the guild got in so far and was happy with the success because he was one of the "few people with the same hobby".

(It must be a minor preference.)

It seems that today's auction is not well known, but there was someone there. There will be more of them if they are well-known.

Yet compared to the people who flow through the pleasant city like a flock of fish, there are only a few.

Tauro, you're not very good at this.

At the end of the story about the big old man with the nose, the deputy guild leader points his spear at me.

I was invited, but here I affirm without words. Because if you look at me from the start of the auction, everyone will think so.

But there may be qualities.

Vice Guild Leader laughing mischievously.

I look at the winning bid on the face-to-face seat and turn my head to the right. However, the deputy guild leader repeats, "This is for advanced people, so it will not be a reference."

"Well, what if there was a woman's boot that Tauro-kun knew about?" Don't you want to smell it? "

It was Jeanne's explosion-resistant sister who continued to make a name for herself. I suspected for a moment that the winning red boots were not hers.

Relieved, I stood on my assumptions and thought.

(Exit, retract, not too soft, not too firm, dynamite body)

Moreover, even though you have a selfish body with your onee-sama attributes, you are intelligent and serious about your roots. If there is a karst system in this world, I will reach the top on my own.

A boot for everyday use that oneesan loves to use in such an explosive bottom.

(Mmm, this is)

It reminds me of the sweet and demonic scent of the citrus onee-san. I know that shoes are different again, but they don't give me a bad impression.

Looking at me troubled, the Deputy Guild Leader smiled and opened his mouth.

"Don't confuse this scent with the unpleasant smell."

In other words, the unpleasant smell is a "warning to bad food". It seems that the smell of rot and the smell of ginkgo will come into contact with it.

And it seems that this fragrance is "an instinctive stimulus".

"The trigger of the animal's estrus is the 'scent'." And as long as humans are animals, it doesn't change. "

A well-fat old man who continues to explain while stroking his brilliant white beard. If you consider the scent as a pheromone, you don't know.

"Even with the same socks, sweaty objects make you feel sick, but if you ferment, you want to smell them again."

What do you think? In me, decay and fermentation are the same.

But when I look back and think about it, I can't help but think of a place where it would fall into the ground. My nose was surprised by the tears in the auction, but it was only because of the "intensity of the stimulus", and it wasn't because I "wanted to vomit".

(No, the bacteria breeding organic matter decomposition, whether it benefits people or not, I think they just changed the way they call it.)

Even if you reconsider that, "it has become advantageous" means that the Deputy Guild Leader is right. Your head is scratched and cluttered.

I decided to stop thinking rationally and answer honestly.

"... I'd like to sniff it out."

However, it was only under the condition that oneesama's boots would explode. Of course, mentors and cool-san are also acceptable.

But it depends on the other person.

Desperately telling me about it, the deputy guild leader smiled joyfully, "First, let's all start walking from there."

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