I, Doomsday, Have Been In the Core of the Sun For a Hundred Thousand Years

"By the way, don't forget to report this to your boss after get off work. Also, although Gotham City is not in danger during the day, that's why I have to open the door until the early hours of the morning. You can feel at ease during the day. But if If you are not sure of safety, you can stay in the store, no one here dares to offend, no one," Lu Yuan said, picking up his cane and preparing to leave.

Again, Gotham City during the day and Gotham City at night are two completely different situations.

There are still robbers committing crimes in Gotham City during the day, let alone at night.

But there is one thing that Lu Yuan can guarantee, that is, as long as he is there, he can protect the place comprehensively. As long as they stay in the store, they are absolutely safe, and no one can hurt them.

This is what Lu Yuan said, it is absolutely useful, even the power of a country cannot break it.

On the contrary, if Lu Yuan is angry, even the power of a country can't compete with it, this is Lu Yuan's confidence.

"Where are you going?" Suddenly, female investigator Su Shan asked Lu Yuan's whereabouts.

"Since you also said you want to cooperate with our work, and since you want to help us monitor your every move, then tell us where you are going and what you are doing," the female investigator said with a reasonable sense.

Lu Yuan was about to laugh at her logic: "Although I allow you to monitor my every move, it doesn't mean that I will report to you personally, you need to be clear about this. But it's okay to tell you. The guy came to warn me, and he was a guest, so of course I had to act like a guest."

"But now it's not the relationship between the guest and the host, it's a courtesy exchange, and it's time for me to return the courtesy."

After speaking, Lu Yuan left.

Looking at the direction in which he left, everyone showed worried expressions.

It should be stated in advance that Lu Yuan is by no means a careful person, but others have already come to provocation. If he doesn't fight back, wouldn't it be too shameful?

So this time it was Lu Yuan's turn to come to the door.

The Joker Gang is a mysterious underground world, and even Batman has a hard time finding it, and would never dare to break into it rashly.

Even in a big event, the Joker Gang was once the gathering place for many of Gotham City's super-criminals.

The Joker is indeed qualified to become the underground emperor of Gotham City, not because he has any superpowers, but because of his super IQ and madness that is not afraid of death, even other super criminals dare not confront him.

But this does not include Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan broke in like that alone, came to the clown's headquarters lair, and came to his clown gang.

"Clown Clown, I'm here to listen to the joke.".

371 The joke of the clown

The Joker Gang's headquarters is so mysterious that even Batman may not even know where it really is.

Even if Batman knew, he wouldn't break in easily.

But Lu Yuan came alone. Not only did he know where he was, he even dared to break in alone.

Even the clown was a little surprised: "Do you really think I don't dare to kill you?"

The clown just came back from patrolling around tonight, and was about to sleep on a bed that was placed in an empty warehouse and surrounded by all kinds of firearms.

There are all kinds of firearms around the clown's bed, which is like a display cabinet of weapons and firearms, even RPG-.

It's incredible, isn't he afraid of these weapons going off the rails?

Before the clown gang dispersed, they picked up their weapons and aimed at Lu Yuan.

As soon as the Joker gives an order, they pull the trigger without hesitation.

I don't know why they worship the clown so much. In short, the clown gang can be said to be one of the best gangs in all the comics, even if compared to Hydra's loyalty.

Even the clown's character is unpredictable, and he often kills disobedient subordinates madly.

Perhaps it is because of the madness of the clown and his absolute evil that so many subordinates are attracted to him to swear allegiance to the death?

Lu Yuan didn't care at all, he folded his arms, leaned leaning on the door frame of the entrance, and hung the platinum cane at the crook of his arms, and said with a smile, "You came to me before, and I treated you like a guest. I entertained you, after all, the visitor is a guest, no problem, right?"

The clown showed a thoughtful expression and asked, "So what?"

"Now I'm a guest. According to the agreement, I'm here to listen to the joke," Lu Yuan just said.

Although he said it was a "reciprocal exchange", he came because of the clown's threat before.

But Lu Yuan obviously didn't intend to shoot the clown directly, otherwise those people would have died hundreds of times just by pointing their guns at him.

Lu Yuan just said that he was here to listen to the joke.

Jokers are just crazy, but not stupid.

I understand in my heart.

Lu Yuan treated him with hospitality last night, and now it was his turn to entertain.

If the clown can't satisfy Lu Yuan, then the two sides must see the truth.

The clown looked at Lu Yuan deeply, and suddenly laughed, and the laughter became louder and louder, and finally developed to the point of wild laughter: "It's interesting, it's really interesting, you are more interesting than that bat. But how do you know that I will Tell you a joke?"

Lu Yuan looked at the people around the Clown Gang, and he didn't even snap his fingers.

"Shh."

A flash of blue lightning appeared in an instant, hitting every Clown Gang in an instant.

That's a quantum-level force that breaks down everyone in the Joker Gang into their most primitive atomic state.

Lu Yuan continued to maintain that posture without moving.

But the clown knows that he has been locked by that inexplicable power, and if he still expresses doubts, the next person to be decomposed is himself.

The clown was not afraid of death, but he still said: "Okay, let's tell a joke that I have always remembered. There used to be a lunatic asylum where two lunatics were good friends. One day they were going to escape from prison, and they Climb up on the roof. One of them jumped over the roof, and told the second to jump over too. The second dared not jump, saying, "The roof is too high, and I will fall to my death. "The first said: "I turned on the flashlight, and you walked along the beam of light. The second looked at the first and said, "I know, you'll turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway through." ""

The clown rambled, playing two roles, and finally finished his story.

But Lu Yuan just looked at him indifferently without smiling.

"Isn't this joke funny?" The clown himself laughed happily.

Lu Yuan asked the clown: "Do you think you are the one who jumped over or the one who stayed? Or which one do you mistakenly think I am?"

These two lunatics are more of a metaphor than a joke the Joker had in mind.

The clown just lay there, laughing so hard that he couldn't even breathe at the end of the laugh.

Lu Yuan shook his head, but in the end he didn't shoot the clown, but turned around and walked out.

After a long time, Lu Yuan's voice came faintly: "There are only two lunatics in your stories and jokes, no matter which one they are, it has nothing to do with me. Only you and Batman are lunatics, and that is also the story between you. But if you don't have a good story the next time you come, you won't be so lucky."

Lucky one time, no second time.

Lu Yuan can forgive the clown once, but not twice.

It's just that the clown only mentioned a similar threat to Lu Yuan once. If it was a direct threat, it is conceivable that the clown's end will definitely be miserable.

This is Lu Yuan's current strength.

After Lu Yuan left, the clown's laughter gradually subsided.

Then even he could not help breaking out in a cold sweat.

Lu Yuan has made it clear just now that in the story of The Joker, one is Batman and the other is the Joker, both of them are lunatics.

The one who jumped over first was Batman, and then he wanted the Joker to be redeemed in the past, but Batman was actually a lunatic, thinking that "Light" could save the Joker, but he didn't know that the Joker could no longer be saved by the light.

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But Lu Yuan is not a lunatic, he neither belongs to the first nor the second.

If the clown dares to provoke him again, he will definitely die miserably.

Including Lu Yuan coming here this time, he didn't intend to let the clown go, but for the sake of this joke, Lu Yuan spared him this time.

Next, Lu Yuan went back, first glanced at the bar, and found that the agents didn't dare to take a step away, just cleaned up a little, and then locked the door and slept in the hall.

Lu Yuan thought for a while, then raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

I saw that a magic circle suddenly appeared outside the bar, surrounding the entire bar layer by layer, and was covered with various defensive effects.

Lu Yuan did what he said, since he said that as long as they stayed here, he could protect their well-being, he naturally did what he said.

As long as Lu Yuan doesn't leave or remove these magic circles, no matter who wants to hurt the people inside, he can't do it.

Even if the earth is destroyed, even if the universe explodes, this place will be safe and sound.

Lu Yuan has such confidence.

It's just that Lu Yuan didn't notice it, and what he did caught someone's attention.

In a nearby apartment, someone saw this scene and couldn't help but light up.

Lighting a cigarette, the man showed a thoughtful expression.

"Story Bar? It seems to have a lot of stories. You might as well go to see it at night. Anyway, exorcism is done during the day, but it's fine at night," he said to himself while smoking.

Exorcism?

372、The story brought by Constantine

On the night that Lu Yuan came back from the clown, at four or five o'clock in the afternoon to be precise, the Story Bar opened again.

Today is the second day of business.

"Maybe we should do some activities, such as promoting our bar?" Susan, the female investigator, couldn't stand it anymore, because from the time the door was opened, only one customer came.

Even this guest was the homeless man from yesterday, who had no money at all, and was kicked out by Lu Yuan unceremoniously.

There is only one reason, that person's story has been heard, and it is not interesting and boring.

That being the case, there is no need to entertain.

Facing Su Shan, who was more anxious than himself, Lu Yuan didn't take it seriously. He looked down at the magazine he didn't read yesterday, and said without looking up, "It's not this bar that I funded to make money or not. Earning "five-nine-three" money has nothing to do with me, I just find something to do for myself."

Then he looked up at Susan and the others, and asked back, "Besides, are you looking for something to do? Instead of entertaining some messy people, let's relax a bit. I'm not an ordinary bar here, I like to listen to stories."

Susan spreads her hands, you say what.

Just then, the door opened.

"I heard that there are people here who like to collect stories?" A man wearing a suit but still looking sloppy, smoking a cigarette in his mouth, looked a little unseemly, but he was actually a little handsome and walked in. .

Lu Yuan frowned and waved his hand in front of his nose.

"What? Do you mind smoking?" Although the man asked, he didn't plan to put out the cigarette, and instead took a deep breath.

Lu Yuan shook his head and explained, "The smoke doesn't matter, I just smell a corpse odor (death)."

Don't forget that Lu Yuan's employees are not ordinary people. One or two picked up guns and aimed them at the man.

Susan even shouted, "Who did he kill?"

"Oh oh oh," the man was startled by this scene, raised his hand quickly, and shouted, "Be careful of your fire. Also, not only did I not kill anyone, but I also saved someone. It was a little girl who came here."

Lu Yuan also testified for him: "He's right. Also, when I said the corpse odor, I meant that he was dying, and he emanated it himself."

The agents looked at Lu Yuan blankly, but they silently put away their guns.

The man wiped his cold sweat and asked in fear, "Where the **** are you here?"

Is it really a bar? He even suspected that he had strayed into the den of thieves.

If he hadn't seen something in the early morning during the day, he wouldn't have come.

That's right, this person is the one who saw Lu Yuan cast many magic circles on the bar in the morning. He has his own job during the day, and now he just finished his day's work.

The man is also a big heart. At this time, he walked to the bar, found a chair and sat down, and asked, "I have a story, do you want to hear it?"

Lu Yuan immediately put down the magazine in his hand, snapped his fingers and said, "If you have a story, I will have wine, just drink it."

With Lu Yuan's ability, it didn't take a second for him to recite the magazine. He was so boring, so he didn't take it to heart at all.

Like yesterday's clown, like today's man.

"Please start your performance, Mr. Zhakang," Lu Yuan smiled and asked the two bartenders around him to serve drinks, and casually gave out a mocking name.

Zha Kang.

People who often watch DC works will know a little about this man. His full name should be John Constantine, but he is nicknamed Zhakang because of his personality.

This guy not only smokes and drinks, but also does a lot of things, including cheating.