I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　 "Did this guy come here to be funny?"

　　 "I feel like... if you look at his mental outlook, you know he is not a serious person."

　　 "Directly eliminated?"

　　 "Let's take a look... what if it goes to heaven?"

　　 The four judges and teachers decided to give Xu Mang some time. After all, a player who can call out a hundred digits should have some strength, or he has a very thick skin and is a funny player.

　　 Funny contestants are not uncommon in the sea selection. Before that, there was one who brought a dog over and said that his dog is very smart and can simply add, subtract, multiply and divide. He is the strongest dog brain.

　　Result...

　　 played a bunch of **** first, and then ate the shit...It's really a dog that can't change it.

　　 At this time,

　　 Xu Mang started, and started his own performance.

　　 "5843671645982..."

　　 The speed of speech is very slow, and there is no situation of fish in troubled waters. Every time Xu Mang says a number, the four judges and teachers will compare it. A set of hundred digits takes a hundred seconds.

End,

　　 The four judges and teachers were shocked.

　　All...

　　 all right!

　　 Say good ones are for the players for nothing?

　　 "Student Xu Mang!"

　　 "Congratulations on your direct promotion!" The uncle said with a full face: "This shouldn't be your real strength, right? Can you tell us where is your limit memory?"

　　 "Do you know π and the root number 2?" Xu Mang asked: "It is the pi and root number 2?"

　　 "How can you reckon Pi?" the uncle asked curiously.

"Ha ha!"

　　 "Can I recite Pi and the root number 2, Believe it or not?" Xu Mang smiled and said, "Just ask you if you are afraid?"

　　 The four judges and teachers were shocked. Perhaps they were frightened by Xu Mang’s aura. For a while, I didn’t expect the so-called pi and the root number 2 to be irrational numbers, that is, infinitely non-cyclic decimals.

Ha ha...

　　 really is a group of bricks!

　　 This so-called "The Strongest Mind" is a bit unreliable.

　　 When Xu Mang saw the expressions of the four brick houses, he understood that the water inside was very deep, not to mention the top three in the country, it is estimated that the top ten would not be able to enter.

　　 "Student Xu Mang, you can go back. The program will call you one or two days later, and then go directly to the "Strong Mind" column group." The uncle said with a smile.

"Oh."

　　 Xu Mang left the scene and sighed as he looked at the players in the waiting area.

　　 It is said that every effort will be made, but it is unclear how many people have died. If they died in battle, it would be considered a good death, but the death was so humble... humble to the dust.

　　...

　　Hangzhou Railway Station,

　　 One hour before the start, Xu Mang was sitting in the waiting area, playing Glory of Kings. His record was naturally unbearable, with zero kills, zero assists and twenty deaths, and his teammates all began to burn.

　　 Teammate A: wdnmd

　　 Teammate B: wdnmd

　　 Teammate C: wdnmd

　　 Teammate D: wdnmd

　　 surrender,

　　 The crystal exploded.

　　 Xu Mang sighed and quit the game. As a result, his account was blocked for seven days.

　　 Xu Mang: wdnmd

"Hey?"

　　 "What are you doing?" Xu Mang received a call from Yang Xiaoman.

　　 "Have you advanced?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Ok!"

　　 "Are you promoted?" Yang Xiaoman was a little surprised, but quickly returned to normal, and said: "Say you went to the provincial capital, did you buy any gifts for my old lady?"

　　 "Gift?" Xu Mang was taken aback, and he reacted quickly, and said with a smile, "Of course I bought it!"

　　 "Hee hee!"

　　 "Then I will wait for your gift on Monday."

Snapped,

hang up.

　　 Xu Mang was a little dazed, gift...present...he actually forgot about it.

at this time,

　　 Xu Mang stood up and looked around, and saw a shop. This shop was very distinctive because it said ‘local products’.

　　 "Boss?"

　　 "Are there any better souvenirs?" Xu Mang asked.

　　 "Sauce duck, drunk chicken, vinegar fish, tea...These are our specialties." The boss pointed to the exquisitely packaged drunk chicken: "This drunk chicken is the hottest seller here!"

　　 Xu Mang looked at the chicken and asked curiously, "Is it considered drunk driving to drive after eating this chicken?"

　　"..."

　　 "Brother, you are so humorous." The boss smiled awkwardly: "It should not be counted."

"Oh..."

　　 "Then I don't want it." Xu Mang shook his head: "Mainly this chicken is too beautiful."

　　The words fall,

　　 Xu Mang pointed to a few things casually.

　　 "This, this, and this."

　　 "Wrap me up."

"okay!"

　　...

on Monday,

　　 Xu Mang came to the school with two black bags, and just walked to the door of the classroom, he saw Yang Xiaoman sitting in his place, like a fool, holding his cell phone and smiling.

　　 Xu Mang sighed. When there were a lot of people, this woman was reserved, indifferent, and noble, but in private, she was a violent maniac. Recently, she became obsessed with vibrato, and her brain became abnormal.

　　 "What are you looking at?" Xu Mang leaned forward curiously.

　　 A pig is swimming...

　　 Nima!

　　 It turns out that to make Xueba happy only needs to throw a pig into the water.

　　 "Look at this pig, it's so funny!" Yang Xiaoman covered his mouth and said with a grin: "It's so funny."

　　 Xu Mang did not speak, but looked at Yang Xiaoman quietly. It seemed that she was in a beautiful mood at this time, so would this gift be given? Will you be beaten after delivery?

"Ugh!"

　　 "Where is my gift?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"give!"

　　 Xu Mang put one of the bags on the table and said seriously: "I have picked it for a long time, and it definitely meets your current needs."

　　 With a hint of anticipation, Yang Xiaoman opened the black bag. As a result... the contents made her feel that her IQ was insulted, no... it was ruthless trampling!

　　 "Why are all vegetables?!" Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang angrily, gritted his teeth and said: "You'd better give me an explanation~www.readwn.com~ Otherwise, don't blame the old lady, I'm welcome!"

"Ugh!"

　　 "Do you know why your **** are so flat?" Xu Mang said nonsense seriously: "Just eat too little!"

"look..."

　　"Southern country fermented bean curd meat, charcoal grilled pigeon, roasted suckling pig..." Xu Mang smiled and said, "Do you understand my good intentions?"

　　 Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

　　......

　　The pain is only temporary, but the beautiful mood is permanent. Although Xu Mang has just been beaten, he still faces life with a smile, just like Shuren once said, real warriors dare to face the bleak life.

　　 Xu Mang is a warrior.

"Hey?"

　　 Xu Mang received a mysterious call. The other party was a man and he was using a cell phone.

　　 "Are you Xu Mang?"

　　 "I belong to the column group of "The Strongest Mind". You are in the top 500 in the country. Please go to Beijing to participate in the second round of selection in seven days. The address will be sent to you by SMS later."

　　The words fall,

　　 Hang up directly.

　　 Xu Mang ran back to the classroom and found Yang Xiaoman. Somehow he borrowed her mobile phone and sent a text message to the person who just called him. Xu Mang wanted to confirm one thing.

"Hello, I’m the son of Thanos. I still have 30 billion dollars frozen on Earth, but I’m on Titan and I can’t go back. Now as long as you transfer 100,000 yuan, you can unfreeze the funds. At that time, you shared 10 billion U.S. dollars, and the account number is XXXXXXXXX (refused to reply 54250

　　 less than ten seconds,

　　 The other party replied.

　　 "54250"

　　 Xu Mang:：(°ー°〃)

　　 Damn!

　　This column group is all mentally handicapped!

　　......