I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

In the middle of this month, there were no special events. Apart from obtaining the required skill points stably every day and handing in blank papers for each quiz, the only thing that made Xu Mang happy was that the annoying Sun Xiaoxiao was replaced. Now there is a girl next to her.

　　 Lin Ling,

　　 is average-looking, average grades, average body, and even the average name, but it is rare that she and Xu Mang have a good conversation, but this beautiful time is too short, and Lin Ling has gradually become alienated.

　　 After all... Lin Ling thinks illiteracy will be contagious.

　　 Now it’s a history class. Teacher Huang Qidong and Huang Qidong are talking about historical changes and the events that shake history at that time. The talk is quite vivid. Everyone listens carefully except Mang.

　　 Teacher Huang also adopted an ignorant attitude towards the only weird thing in this class. Don't make trouble during class anyway, just do whatever you like.

at this time,

　　 Xu Mang is not sleeping, but researching his own skills. In these days, Xu Mang has acquired eleven or twelve skills. Except for the number of foreign affairs and history, other skills are a bit tasteless and some are crazy.

　　Host——Xu Mang

　　德: Level 1

　　 Know: Level 1

　　 Body: Level 1

　　美: Level 1

　　 Lao: Level 1

　　 Upgrade card*13

　　English skills=1020

　　 Language Skills=1170

　　 Math skills = 1200

　　...

　　Eating sugar water red heart egg skill=60

　　 Snacking skills in class = 130

　　 Stealing mobile phone skills in class = 600

Looking at the eleven or twelve skills above, Xu Mang's heart collapsed. After subtracting six basic requirements, there are only a few skills left, such as stealing mobile phones in class. skill.

　　 Pay 50 skill points in exchange for a class of the ‘Glory of the King’ bronze match final, and the winning rate is 50%, which is really awesome!

Xu Mang has thought about the reason why the winning rate is so high. First of all, he played "Glory of the King" in class time. The first to be PASSed was the elementary school students. Secondly, those boring master otaku appeared with a high probability. Two factors have created Xu Mang in history. The most powerful winning percentage.

　　 Self-study at noon,

　　 Xu Mang took out a book he bought from a local stall from his schoolbag. It was not an online novel, but closely related to learning. The title of the book was "The Purest Happiness-Learning".

　　 Learning can make people happy?

Xu Mang couldn't help but posed a question mark in his heart. Although he is a cancer of a school that is worse than a scumbag, he does not hinder the observation of others. In the past two years, Xu Mang has observed a lot of tragedies in learning. , Finally came to the conclusion that learning makes people sad.

　　 Why?

The first is that Xueba is learning. Although every Xueba is a leader in the field of learning, they are also the best in the field of learning. Xu Mang has seen with his own eyes that a Xueba was suffering from depression because he could not solve a certain problem. disease.

After 　　, Xu Mang realized that the question was a typographical error... which led to no solution. I have to say that this is a human tragedy.

The second is the scholars. They are ecstatic because they understand a certain type of topic. They are also depressed because they don’t understand a certain type of topic. Under these two extreme emotions, the scholars have gone far... Those who insisted are a group of walking dead.

At last,

　　 The inferior horse in the field of study, an epic disaster film in Hollywood!

　　Happy?

　　 I want to see how happy it is.

　　 Xu Mang opened the book. The first page is the title page, with the author’s heartfelt words written on it. Moreover, the author knows and has published many books in many fields. He is called Anonymous.

　　 soon,

　　 Xu Mang fell asleep...

　　 When he woke up, he watched "The Purest Happiness-Learning" in his hand. I don't know whether he was happy or not, but the effect of hypnosis was very good!

"Ugh..."

　　 "It's a pity that my five dollars." Xu Mang sighed, feeling sad for his pocket money.

"Ugh?"

　　 "What about people?" When Xu Mang's consciousness gradually became normal, he realized that there were no figures in the classroom. He glanced at the clock hanging on the blackboard, and it was 11:55 by now.

　　 "Damn!"

　　 Xu Mang's anger, there are so many classmates in the class, and it's just that one person didn't wake him up to eat. Are these people too utilitarian?

There are still five minutes to study by myself. It must be too late to eat. Xu Mang ditched to the school's canteen, bought a piece of bread and a box of bright milk, and on the way back, he watched the freshman playing basketball while eating. Own lunch.

　　 So dead,

　　 met a member of the student council.

　　 "It is forbidden to eat while walking!"

　　 "Give me your school card."

　　 A boy stopped Xu Mang's way and said with a face of justice.

　　 "???"

　　 Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, and asked in confusion, "Classmate...Are you a freshman in high school? Don't even know me?"

　　 "Who are you?" the student council member asked curiously.

　　 "It seems that you are indeed a freshman in high school." Xu Mang sighed, and silently took out the'dog tag' issued by the school from his pocket, handed it to the new student union member, and said, "See it for yourself!"

　　 "If the school card is not listed, one more point!"

"I..."

After eating a cheap lunch, 3 points were deducted. The more Xu Mang thinks about it, the more he feels wronged. This point is very precious. There are only twelve points for a semester. , Will take three days to go to school to learn school rules.

　　 The so-called learning of school rules is to copy school rules from morning to afternoon, which is very boring and boring. After Xu Mang arrogantly entered this school, he copied more school rules than he did homework.

　　 I remember you, kid!

Xu Mang hates the so-called student union members. In his eyes, the so-called student union is a bullshit, especially some students who hold important positions in the student union, who don’t even know their mothers, and have not yet entered society. An official disease.

of course,

Being a member of the student union in this school is also very risky. Most of the male student union members are not spared from being beaten on the way out of school. There is no surveillance video, no evidence, and some are just souls. Scars with the flesh.

　　I don’t know who the murderer is. The victim only remembers the sacks that fell from the sky, and the punches and kicks like a rainstorm...

Stepped into the classroom at the last second~www.readwn.com~ As a result, the buttocks hadn’t warmed up in a chair. Xu Mang heard a news that a schoolmaster was about to transfer to this school. From their words, it seemed that this Learning tyrants is no small thing.

　　A group of idiots who have never seen the world...

　　 Xu Mang was full of contempt. Isn't he just a student who transferred to another school? He thought there was a big news, why the principal was arrested for embezzlement... Such a small matter was raging and sick!

in the afternoon,

　　 Xu Mang still spent his sleep in his sleep. As usual, when he was going home after the night of self-study, he noticed one thing, the water dispenser behind him almost ran out of water.

　　 In addition to the identity of Xuecan in the class, Xu Mang also has another identity, that is, mechanic, full name: water dispenser manager and nature porter.

　　 Time to move a bucket of water...

Bearing in mind his glorious mission, Xu Mang went to the school's logistics office. Generally, a water ticket is required to get water from the logistics office, and the water ticket is usually paid out of the class. It is the same for any class, including Xu Mang's class, but... .

　　 This rule was ruthlessly broken after Xu Mang became the captain of the class.

　　 The teacher in charge of logistics is an old man who is a little forgetful, so he will put the spare key of the office in a certain flower pot to prevent the situation of forgetting to bring the key, but unfortunately Xu Mang found out.

　　Steal?

　　No, no, no... Xu Mang doesn't think this is stealing. It is reasonable that his contribution to the logistics office is much more than carrying a few buckets of water.

In schools, the other function of the school card is the meal card, and if the meal card is lost, it will cost 30 yuan to reissue the meal card. From enrollment until now, Xu Mang has reissued one or two meal cards every week. Arrived, the logistics department began to make a profit.

　　......