I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

in fact,

Xu Mang doesn't want to play any cards. As a world-famous scientist, he has been reported many times in TV newspapers. Isn't this group of high IQ people not communicating with the outside world? You can’t wear a baseball cap and a polarizer without knowing yourself, right?

Standing in the bathroom, Xu Mang looked at himself in the mirror and couldn't help sinking into thought.

Leave the bathroom,

When I went to the living room, the so-called card game was ready, so I had to join me, but there were crowds around me.

"Xiao Xu?"

"Hurry up!"

"I'm leaving you now!" Jiandong waved at Xu Mang, with a smile on his face, and said, "What do you like to play?"

"casual..."

"I don't know how to play cards, so I'm lucky." Xu Mang sat on the side, glanced at the young man, and said with a smile: "Or...the three of you fight the landlords."

"Fight Landlord?"

"Are you sure?" the middle-aged man asked seriously: "Xiao Xu... Doudizhu is very particular, I'm afraid you... will lose miserably."

"Ha ha!"

Xu Mang showed a confident expression and said indifferently: "You may not know what is the concept of having only 200,000 Happy Beans to win 5.78 million. Generally speaking, two words are used to describe this kind of people-gamblers. .."

"???"

"???"

"???"

A group of people present were dumbfounded, two hundred thousand...Happy beans?

Is he talking about computer games?

Are you crazy?

"Good good!"

"Yes!" The middle-aged man smiled: "Then fight the landlord."

moment,

The so-called Doudizhu began,

Xu Mang's luck was particularly good. He was the landlord who everyone shouted.

but...

At this time, Yang Xiaoman felt a bit of danger. Why are the expressions of the two people on the opposite side a little weird... Could it be that the big idiot became the landlord? The two men have a good routine, but the big idiot himself cut the cards... How to pay a thousand?

Xu Mang, who got the cards, started to sort out his hand. It was OK...Five, six, seven, eight, ninety, plus a fried, this is actually pretty awesome.

"Three!"

Yang Xiaoman sat beside Xu Mang and gave him advice.

Out of three?

Are you crazy?

Can you play cards?

"Ahem!"

"Which one of you pours a cappuccino for Xiaoman?" Xu Mang said seriously: "Let me go alone, isn't this an idiot?"

Next second,

Xu Mang threw a card.

"three!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Everyone present was dumbfounded, including the two at the poker table. Regarding what happened just now, they were still in the cloud and mist. They didn’t understand what Xu Mang was doing. They said they would go alone a second. Three is an idiot, and he throws a three in the next second.

he...

What's his situation?

"four!"

"Fives!"

"Fried!"

moment,

The scene fell into a quiet situation, no one dared to speak, silently watching a pair of old K bombs on the table, and time seemed to have stopped at this second, everyone wanted to say something, but the words came to the mouth But he swallowed it back.

A trace of panic appeared in Jiandong's eyes, and he opened his mouth slightly, but he never made a sound. As he was wondering what happened in his heart, his heartbeat couldn't help but add some.

this moment,

Jiandong suddenly realized...The man sitting opposite may be the **** of gamblers!

Fried?

Is this exploding?

He... what card is in his hand?

Jiandong, as a master of memory, was particularly confused at this time. By calculating his own cards and the cards on the field, plus this incredible operation, Jiandong calculated that Xu Mang... Fried.

That's a shame!

"Uh..."

"Or... let's play Texas Hold'em." Jiandong suggested, "That's it."

"I... I think so too." The middle-aged man at the side smiled bitterly: "Fight Landlord has no technical content at all, Xiao Xu... We have lost this round. Why don't we change to Dep? Okay? And...can you take off your hat and glasses? You...we can't see your expression."

"Would you like me to spread it out and fight?" Xu Mang said grimly: "Why don't you care whether I wear a hat and glasses, why so much nonsense, hurry up and play Depu!"

Yang Xiaoman: (￣△￣;)

I...

This won?

Punch the master to death?

But soon Xiaoman understood the reason. These two guys were too cautious... They were so intimidated by the idiot and chose to give up. Sure enough... the idiot Ke genius is not unreasonable. Players who play cards by routine are really useful sometimes.

German poker generally requires chips, and here is not exempt, everyone has 10,000 chips, but... at this moment there are two more players, one is Chu Youyou’s boyfriend Deng Linfei, and the other is China High IQ Association. Founder Chen Wen.

"Xiao Xu?"

"Can you play German poker?" Deng Linfei smiled.

Xu Mang nodded and said seriously, "I know a little bit."

"It will do!"

"let us start."

By the way,

Chu Youyou began to deal with five people.

Xu Mang's luck is particularly good, the hole card is Q, the second is the old king, he is the biggest on the card.

"I shuttled!" Xu Mang said without talking nonsense, rushing to the four people present: "Are you following?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Once again, the court fell into silence. For Xu Mang’s magical operation, everyone stared at him in a daze. This second... they felt the threat of a reckless man. This guy didn’t come to play cards. He is here to kill himself.

"Ahem!"

"Xiao Xu...you are so easy to have no friends." Deng Linfei said cautiously: "Can we...can we play cards according to the usual routine? You just come up here, we...we have all the skills and no place. It's hard to play."

"Oh..."

"That one hundred!" Xu Mang said seriously, "A hundred follow?"

moment,

All four followed,

Soon Xu Mang got another old K, and he was the biggest in the scene.

"Shuttle!" Xu Mang said calmly: "Can you follow?"

this moment,

Everyone chose to back down, there is no need to take risks, this guy is a lunatic!

"Hey..."

"This won four hundred yuan?" Xu Mang said with a smile, "Xiaoman...this poker is quite interesting."

Yang Xiaoman didn't speak, she was still in shock just now, this... this sudden victory was hard to guard against.

The second start,

It may be that the goddess of luck is in love with Xu Mang, and his card is the biggest on the court.

"I shuttled."

"You are free!" Xu Mang said calmly.

This...

Is this interesting?

Without looking at the hole cards, just start the shuttle!

Facing Xu Mang's behavior, everyone felt deep anger. The anger filled their brains and made them feel the urge to follow, but fortunately reason held them back at the last moment, and everyone chose to give up.

Third,

Xu Mang was unlucky... it turned out to be the youngest, and he paid fifty yuan as a bargaining chip.

"Discard!"

Without seeing it, Xu Mang directly chose to give up, giving away fifty chips for nothing.

But in this way,

Completely angered other people.

Do you like All-in?

I'll play All-in with you next!

Without Xu Mang's game, the number of chips on the scene was not very large, but it ended very slowly. During this period, Xu Mang lowered his head and looked at the expressions of the people present, and read a hint of anger from the expressions.

It's almost time to end,

This group of people has begun to be irrational, I guess...the next one will be desperate!

in fact,

Xu Mang has watched the video of the German poker tournament and found that...the more powerful people are, these people will often release cards when they encounter reckless men. The more masters, the less willing to play, but these people are present. People are not masters, but slightly proficient.

The difference between them and masters is not only the card skills, but also the mentality that is easily affected by the environment.

This is not,

Only three,

The mentality of these people collapsed.

Xu Mang showed a triumphant smile, really I am a player for nothing?

Fourth,

Xu Mang's expression changed. Although many people couldn't see his expression at this time because he was wearing a baseball cap, Xiaoman, who was sitting next to him, observed this.

coming!

This idiot is getting serious!

Don't give it seriously for nothing!

"Wait!"

"Can you let me check the cards?" Xu Mang said.

Chu Youyou frowned when he heard Xu Mang's request, but still passed the card to Xu Mang's hand. The next second...everyone saw Xu Mang looking at the cards one by one, and then passed them intact. To Chu Youyou.

"Alright... let's get started." Xu Mang said blankly.

In the process of shuffling,

Xu Mang raised his head slightly ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and stared at Chu Youyou's shuffle.

quickly,

Xu Mang got his two cards, the hole card is a jack, but he is not the biggest in the scene.

"two thousand!"

"with!"

"with!"

"with!"

Xu Mang’s turn,

Everyone looked at him.

"Sorry..."

"Give me one minute." Xu Mang smiled, then fell into silence.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Many people froze for a moment, this...how did this suddenly change the style?

Stopped?

at this time,

Through his own calculations, Xu Mang calculated almost all the card types in various situations, including himself.

Unfortunately,

Your own card is the biggest only when everyone follows. If one of them folds, the order will change and you will lose. Once you lose the game, you basically There is no chance of turning over.

"I think..."

"Life is hard work, I don't know if you guys agree with me." Xu Mang sat in a chair, lowered his head, and said calmly: "Life without hard work is no different from salted fish."

Words fall,

Xu Mang calmly said, "I'm all down!"

this time,

Without exception, the four of them followed Xu Mang, absolutely not allowing him to do nothing on the poker court with just one brave word.

But after knowing that they have followed,

Xu Mang shrugged and silently turned over his hole card, a jack of spades.

"Four jacks, I'm sure to win!"

At this moment, everyone began to doubt life, and gradually the values ​​of life began to collapse.

Brother!

No cards have been dealt yet!

......