I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

this day,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman went to the Maldives and started their vacation trip, but Xu Mang was quite curious about this vacation. At this moment, he was in a confused world. What happened and why Xiaoman suddenly Propose to go to the Maldives?

About this question,

Yang Xiaoman avoided talking, don't ask you to end it hastily.

But at this moment, this question has reached the point where he can no longer answer it. Xu Mang issued a final notice. As long as Xiaoman doesn't tell the truth, he immediately pours coffee on his pants, helpless, Xiaoman tells the truth.

"Actually... it is like this." Yang Xiaoman squeaked: "I'm not a member of Mensa Club... This is a high IQ club, and in August every year, Mensa China Branch The members of, will choose a place to meet and I go there almost every year."

"Uh?"

"Didn't you stay with me last year?" Xu Mang asked curiously.

"Ouch."

"Last year we just fell in love, how could I go." Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look and said embarrassingly: "The worst enemy of my life, Chu Youyou, called me and asked me to go to this party, and I could go to my family. ."

"This should be nothing, everyone just play, but the idiot woman behind started showing off her boyfriend." Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "My old lady, I am very angry, and the consequences are particularly serious. It is not the doctor who returned from studying abroad. What a big deal."

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that there are so many stories in it, and then he said: "Are you in this club, you are regarded as the object of talk?"

"..."

"How do you know?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang in amazement: "In fact, it is not being regarded as the object of ridicule, but I am particularly uncomfortable with their bragging. These people tell the truth."

Xu Mang: 囧

Nima,

Telling the truth will be contemptuous of you, it is also difficult to be a man.

"Ugh?"

"You have to be more stable." Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang and said seriously: "Don't make mistakes."

"cut!"

"Whatever these people come, I Xu Mang will pick it up!" Xu Mang looked down upon this with a look of contempt: "I look down on the people in your door club. Remember when we first met, I asked you to introduce me and join this. In the door club, I didn't let me in."

Yang Xiaoman recalled the situation, a smile appeared on his face, indeed... this big idiot mentioned joining this club, but... he was stupid at the time, how can he be so smart now.

"Okay, okay, how long has it been..." Yang Xiaoman pouted, and gave Xu Mang a white look, and said angrily: "I said you are too careful. You can still remember time."

"nonsense!"

"I won't forget it in my life!" Xu Mang said angrily: "Kill your goal club."

"moron!"

soon,

The plane is about to take off,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, who were not bad for money, boarded the plane through the VIP channel, but Xu Mang was helpless about this. He wanted to take the ordinary channel, but Xiaoman felt too crowded and insisted on using the VIP channel. .

Sitting in the first-class cabin of the plane, Xu Mang's face was always melancholy. He glanced at the woman next to him. He walked out of the crowd, but under the influence of Xiaoman's money, he gradually stood on the opposite side of the crowd.

Ugh...

Society is really a big dye vat.

...

for a long time,

The plane landed at Ibrahim Nasir International Airport. Xu Mang came to Maldives for the first time. According to Xiaoman's plan, he came to Maldives for vacation on his honeymoon. Who knew this plan was so early.

To the local area,

Xu Mang bought a travel guide and read it carefully.

The Maldives is an archipelago country in the Indian Ocean. It consists of 26 natural atolls and 1,192 coral islands. It has a land mask of 300 square kilometers. It is the smallest country in Asia, but the scenery is very beautiful.

this time,

The gathering of the Chinese branch of Mensa is mainly on a small island in the Maldives. There are not many people on this island, but it has been developed very well. Basically, you need to make an appointment in advance, and the person in charge of the Chinese branch of Mensa in advance I have made an appointment in half a year.

On a seaplane,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman soon came to the island of this gathering.

"Put on your glasses and hat." Yang Xiaoman said solemnly: "Don't be recognized by others."

"Oh..."

With everything ready, Xiaoman took Xu Mang to his residence on the island. As soon as he arrived at the door of a large villa, he met a young woman who looked...in fact, she was just average, not very beautiful, but Quite temperamental.

"Little Man!"

"You are finally here. I have been waiting for you for a long time." The young woman saw Yang Xiaoman and walked over with a smile on her face. The two hugged each other falsely, and praised each other. ..In Xu Mang's ears, the two of them were talking bullshit.

"Ouch?"

"This is your fiance, right?" The young woman looked at Xu Mang up and down, and said with a smile: "How do you feel...it's a bit silly, you don't think Xiaoman likes such a man."

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Is this woman crazy?

what's the situation?

Isn't she afraid of being beaten to death by Xiaoman?

"Getting acquainted."

"I am Chu Youyou...Xiaoman's best girlfriend." Chu Youyou smiled and said, "You can call me Youyou, or you can call me Xiaoyou."

"Oh..."

"My name is Xiao Xu." Xu Mang said.

At this time,

Many people passed by one after another. Basically everyone would greet Xiaoman and Chu Youyou. Xu Mang could probably guess that these people were all members of the goal board club, but he did not expect that these people were old It's not very big, the oldest is no more than 35 years old.

"Xiaoyou?"

"Is your friend here?"

suddenly,

A young man walked out of the villa, and Xu Mang looked up and down. He was about the same height as himself, not very handsome, but he was full of maturity, exuding the atmosphere of a successful person.

"Come on, let me introduce to your sister." Chu Youyou stepped forward to hold the young man, and said to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman: "This is Deng Linfei, currently serving as the Asia Pacific regional manager of a multinational company. At the same time, he is also a PhD in studying abroad."

Words fall,

Chu Youyou said: "Lin Fei...this is my good girlfriend Xiaoman, and this is her fiance Xiao Xu."

"Welcome the two of you, I hope you will have fun here." Deng Linfei smiled and said, "I will cover all the expenses this time."

The words were full of a rich man's breath, which made Yang Xiaoman particularly upset.

Immediately after,

Chu Youyou brought Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman to a room. This was a room for two people. The location was not bad... Open the window and there is a sea, sun, beach, and coconut trees. satisfaction.

"how about it?"

"Is the environment pretty good?" Chu Youyou smiled.

"Ok."

"Thank you." Yang Xiaoman replied coldly.

"what happened?"

"Little Man?"

"Listening to your tone...it seems very unhappy?" Chu Youyou glanced at Yang Xiaoman, and asked with a smile: "Don't be sad...this is fate, in fact, Xiao Xu is pretty good, man... To learn to be content, not every man is as good as Lin Fei."

Xu Mang: (*￣︿￣)

Damn it!

What do you mean?

Is it human?

"Oh?"

"Really?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at his'false' girlfriend Chu Youyou, and said calmly: "But...I think your Deng Linfei is not as good as my fiance's 0.1%. "

Words fall,

The two women stared at each other, and the atmosphere in the room instantly reached freezing point.

"This is the itinerary, Xiaoman... read it for yourself." After that, Chu Youyou left the room with a dark face, leaving Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman behind.

"hateful!"

"What pretend to be!"

"Isn't it just a Ph.D. studying abroad and being a humble little leader in a broken company? What kind of a cow?" Yang Xiaoman instantly exploded on the spot and smoked. He glanced at Xu Mang who was looking at the schedule. Angrily asked: "Hello? Say something?"

"what?"

"Oh...tonight we have a seafood dinner, and then there will be a bonfire show." Xu Mang frowned as he flipped through the itinerary and said, "Why are all meals all seafood?"

Yang Xiaoman is so angry,

Shouldn't it be the same hatred at this time?

How to focus on what to eat.

He grabbed the schedule, glared at Xu Mang angrily, gritted his teeth and said: "My old lady, I have been stepped on my face. Are you still in the mood for what to eat at night?"

"Ouch..."

"You are also true... before anything happened, you were not surprised, how come you are so angry now?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "Others paid the money~www.wuxiaspot. com~We can only get angry...cannibalistic, short-handed."

"Humph!"

"It's not to show how good my man is. I don't know what Chu Youyou thinks." Yang Xiaoman said with a black face, "Anyway... many people here have opinions on me. They may take you to the surgery, you Be careful yourself, don't overturn the car."

in fact,

Xu Mang never understood why these had opinions on Xiaoman, and after constant questioning, he knew the truth of the matter.

original...

Xiaoman is the person with the highest IQ in the Chinese branch of Mensa. He is the number one among this kind of people, so he won't be questioned.

Xu Mang took a look at the list of people who participated in the party. There were Weibo celebrities, founders of the China High IQ Association, memory of the world, university doctors, etc., one can imagine... how much Xiaoman has encountered in ordinary times Cold eyes and doubts.

When it's time for dinner,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman went to the restaurant. There were more than twenty people in total. They sat at a long table. As the local waiter continued to serve seafood, Xu Mang was slowly lost in the food.

The content of everyone’s chat was quite normal, but I didn’t know which bastard, and suddenly raised a question. This is a logical thinking problem. For a while, everyone’s focus is not on food, but on this logic. On the issue.

Only Xu Mang did not forget his original intention. While everyone was thinking and discussing, he silently turned on the system and activated the starving ghost skill.

At this time,

Chu Youyou noticed Xu Mang who was wearing a hat, and looked at him eating Hesai, showing a trace of contempt.

Humph!

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