I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　 "Don't worry, he only has ten cards right now. You blow it up, I blow it up, and the reward doubles!" Xu Mang was controlling the mouse while holding the phone while talking: "Hurry up!"

　　 "Then I exploded?"

　　 "Fried!"

In the interface of 　　Happy Landlord, four threes appeared, and then the multiple below reached 720 times.

　　 "I'm done..."

　　 "Look, he didn't!" Xu Mang smiled and said four A's: "Let's watch my performance!"

at this time,

　　 The multiple has reached 1440 times.

　　 As you can see, Xu Mang is playing fight against the landlord, and Yang Xiaoman is with him. The two are more insidious and cunning. They partnered to deceive innocent passers-by. This did not... caught a big fat sheep.

　　 As soon as their black shop opened, the Big Sheep transformed into a cannibal tiger.

　　 "Double Kings!"

　　 "Airplane!"

　　 Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman collapsed...

　　 "You cheated me again!"

　　 "Playing League of Legends will pit me, and you won't let me go!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he vomited blood: "Tomorrow you will wait for me to see if my old lady won't beat you to death!"

hang up,

　　 Xu Mang looked at the call interface interrupted, and his back felt cold. This woman is too strong to win or lose, right? There are always winners and losers in playing games. How can you keep winning? Then how can others live!

"Ugh..."

　　 "I am not tall and have a good temper."

　　...

　　 The next day,

　　 Xu Mang was beaten by the violent Yang Xiaoman. Although the two did not want to admit that the relationship was a little bit stale, they knew it for a long time, but no one was willing to pierce the paper-thin window.

"I ask you!"

　　 "You really won't hand in five blank papers, right?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "If it is true... then you had better find a way, otherwise you will be fired again."

　　 "It doesn't matter."

　　 "Every school has one or two warriors who dared to hand in a blank paper, and I am just one of them." Xu Mang smiled: "Some people in the college entrance examination still write essays and criticize the society. I handed the blank paper is much more noble than them."

　　 The composition that Xu Mang said will be the legendary zero-point composition of the college entrance examination. Without exception, the content is criticizing the bad social atmosphere, but... Xu Mang has always held an attitude of contempt for such people.

　　Perhaps they feel that they are brave, exposing some of the dark side of society at a cost of zero points during the college entrance examination, but their performance not only did not cause waves, but also wasted an opportunity.

　　 The gain is not worth the loss!

"Humph!"

　　 "I'm too lazy to talk to you!" Yang Xiaoman snorted, silently picked up his mobile phone, and started to scan Weibo.

　　 a moment,

　　 Yang Xiaoman tilted his head and said, "Today I want to eat a hamburger."

　　 "Aren't you too lazy to talk to me?" Xu Mang looked confused.

"Leave me alone!"

　　 "I want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks!" Yang Xiaoman blushed, with a hint of arrogant blush: "I want cola, spicy wings, egg tarts, and plain chicken, and the original chicken wants triangle!"

　　 Although he was reluctant in his heart, he was very honest. Xu Mang silently took down what Yang Xiaoman had ordered with his notes. After all... he signed the "Xu Yang Treaty."

　　 soon,

　　 The bell rang, and Liang Feng came to the classroom with a paper full of answers.

　　 The papers will not be shipped to the school until the next day, but Liang Feng, as a math teacher, can’t wait to explain the most difficult mathematics exam paper in Ning City in history.

"Seeing your expressions, I know that this math test must have not passed the test." Liang Feng stood on the stage with no expression, and said silently: "But don't be too sad. Gang, your exam is normal!"

　　 "But..."

　　 Liang Feng suddenly changed his style.

"You still need to work hard, and you need to be hard at ironing. No one knows what the future college entrance examination will be and how difficult it is!" Liang Feng said: "Now I will explain all the topics of this paper and write them down. Good note!"

　　 "The first question of multiple choice..."

　　 "The second question of multiple choice..."

　　 "The third multiple-choice question..."

　　 Teacher Liang Feng is very dedicated, explaining all the multiple-choice questions all the way. Every process and every formula that needs to be used is explained carefully, and the students below are also very serious.

　　 Only Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman,

　　 One is lying on the table to sleep, the other holding his head in a daze.

of course.

　　 Liang Feng adopted an attitude of ignoring these two people, the former is giving up, and the latter is indulgence.

　　 The first get out of class ends,

Liang Feng directly took up the ten minutes of rest, and still explained the topic on stage. For this kind of dragging behavior, students have long been used to it. In their world view, if a teacher will not drag the class , Then he is not a competent teacher.

"This question is difficult and difficult, and you won't be normal, because it requires a very partial knowledge point." Liang Feng said: "I will announce the answer first. The answer is 5. Is anyone right? "

　　The words fall,

　　 Yang Xiaoman raised his hand expressionlessly.

　　 "Just one?"

　　 For this result, Liang Feng is already mentally prepared, and silently said: "Student Yang Xiaoman, can you explain your idea of ​​solving the problem?"

"it is good!"

　　 The next time is Yang Xiaoman's personal performance, in this way, so this way, the students suddenly realized.

　　 Fuck me!

　　 What a great thief!

　　 The students present were shocked by Yang Xiaoman's extraordinary IQ.

　　 suddenly,

　　 There was a discordant voice.

"what?"

　　 "Is this question?" Xu Mang woke up from his sleep and said dimly, "Mr. Liang, I was right too!"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 The students under the stage were in an uproar~www.readwn.com~ After the uproar, they used endless ridicule, Xu Mang... actually got it right, how could this be possible! You can't start blindly arrogant just because you got the last question right in the last exam.

what is this?

　　 The papers issued by the gold medal teachers in Jiangsu Province are known as the most difficult math papers in Ning City in history!

you are right?

　　 Then there is only one case... I'm right!

　　 "Don't make trouble!"

Liang Feng reluctantly said: "The third fill-in-the-blank question is explained below. This fill-in-the-blank question is moderately difficult. Although there is a little bit of super outline, the problem can still be solved. The answer to this question is X=1, who will do it? correct?"

　　 Yang Xiaoman raised his hand,

　　 Li Hua raised his hand,

　　 Xu Mang... also raised his hand silently.

　　 "Xu Mang!"

　　 "It's class time now. If you make trouble again, don't blame me for letting you out!" Liang Feng's face went dark, and he issued a final warning to Xu Mang.

　　 "Li Hua!"

　　 "You tell me the idea of ​​solving the problem." Liang Feng pointed to Li Hua, the second in the class.

　　 After a series of such and such, such and such, the students suddenly enlightened.

"The fourth question is very simple. Students who have made a mistake need to reflect on themselves why they are not even right with such a simple question." Liang Feng paused and said slowly: "The fifth question...is the difficulty of filling in the blanks. The answer with the highest coefficient is -20, please raise your hand if you do it right."

　　 Yang Xiaoman again...

　　 and Xu Mang who was confused.

"Snapped!"

　　 "Get out!"

　　 Liang Feng pointed at Xu Mang and scolded.

　　......