I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang’s words caused a roar of laughter in the audience, but many people felt a lot of pressure about it. Xu Mang was not like him on the surface, it seemed to be easy and manageable. On the contrary, he was a little tough, unlike the past. That kind of Chinese gentleman is completely different.

"There are indeed many people who are dissatisfied with the current level of science and technology in their country. This is completely understandable." Xu Mang said with a smile: "Because we believe that we must be the first in all fields, and there is no way to do it. This is a genetic relationship."

"You ask me how to evaluate" Xu Mang thought for a while, and smiled at that person: "I don't think there is any need for evaluation. If you think about what I just said, I think you can give you a very complete answer. "

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman, who was sitting in the audience, was so excited. He didn’t expect this big idiot to answer so delicately, and he solved a hidden bomb in a calm manner. In fact, the trap of this problem is deeply buried, using a fact that exists. Lure others into the trap.

　　 If you make some mistakes in the answer, you will be caught in a very passive situation. However, this big fool used the characteristics of the nation to solve it perfectly.

　　 but

　　 This comrade female journalist did not let Xu Mang off, and continued to present him with problems.

　　 "According to Professor Xu, do you consider the United States as a competitor?" The blonde female reporter asked, "Since you are a competitor, why would you be a judge in the future science award of a competitor country?"

　　"We have always compared with only one country, and this country is called a foreign country." Xu Mang replied solemnly: "This is a country called a foreign country by adding up all the developed countries and learning from you."

"Of course."

"Regarding what you said about competition, I feel that we have achieved common growth in competition and achieved common progress in competition. After all, we are all on a planet, and this planet is in the solar system, and the solar system is in In the Milky Way, the Milky Way is in the local group of galaxies"

"look"

"In this way, at the end of the competition, we are all going to the universe together." Xu Mang smiled: "Maybe my words are a little hard to understand for you. After all, your overall intelligence is not good. The reason is that you are not nutritious. problem."

　　 Hearing Xu Mang’s words,

　　 The blonde female reporter turned red with anger. This is the second time she has ridiculed her publicly, but she has nothing to do. The opponent's combat effectiveness is so strong that she has nothing to say.

　　 looked at the reporters present, Xu Mang asked curiously: "Does anyone still want to ask questions?"

　　The words fall,

　　 caused a sensation on the scene.

　　 But they are all painless questions, such as asking what is the latest scientific research results, what plans are there for the future, and what are the views on normal temperature superconductivity?

　　 half an hour later,

　　 This press conference ended, and Professor Smith stopped Xu Mang before he left.

　　 "Xu."

　　 "Although your answer is wonderful, you have to be careful that they take you out of context." Professor Smith said seriously: "It may damage your reputation, you need to prepare in advance."

　　 "Oh." Xu Mang nodded and said sincerely, "I don't care."

　　 "Professor right." Xu asked, "What will this review mechanism look like in the future? Can I review it in China? When it comes to the award ceremony, I will be there to participate in the award ceremony? What do you think?"

"Yeah!" Professor Smith nodded: "The organizing committee will send the list to your mailbox. It will call you before. Then you can select the winners from the list and write the reasons. It will be done at that time. Second round of review."

After bidding farewell to Professor Smith, Xu Mang saw Xiao Man who had been waiting for him. At this time, Xiao Man took a brisk step and directly took Xu Mang’s arm with a trace of pride on his face. Xu Mang was very much confused.

　　 "My dear!" Yang Xiaoman said with a grin: "You are awesome!"

　　 Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, sinful thoughts filled his brain, and he was a little arrogant as he thought about it.

　Nonsense!

　　The perpetual motion machine is fake?

　　 "Hey!"

　　 "Where is it great?" Xu Mang leaned into Xiaoman's ear and asked softly.

　　 suddenly,

Yang Xiaoman’s handsome face was full of red clouds, with a fierce vigor in her gentleness, and said: "Of course you did a great job just now. Where do you think you can be awesome? Just you Where do you want to be with such thin arms and legs?"

　　 Fuck!

　　 This Nima is so angry!

　　 Xu Mang was despised by Xiaoman, his brain wanted to refute, but his waist did not allow his brain to do so.

　　 "How?"

"Looking at your constipated expression, do you feel dissatisfied, and you think it makes sense?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at it and said slowly: "After I go back, I will support my old lady. You will understand by then! You will be tested at night."

　　 Fuck!

　　 Do you want people to live?

　　 Xu Mang had no choice but to accept the arrangement of fate.

　　 "Where do you want to go?" Xu Mang asked.

"Uh"

　　 "I want to go to New York!" Yang Xiaoman said, "I want to watch Broadway drama."

　　 Faced with Xiaoman's request, Xu Mang naturally agreed unconditionally, not just to go to New York, even to Mars!

Ugh?

　　 Mars?

　　 Xu Mang suddenly had an unprecedented bold idea, he wanted to build a Mars lander.

"Hey Hey hey?"

　　 "My mother, I want to go to New York!" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang with a dull face, and said angrily, "Can you give me some reaction?"

"Oh"

　　 "Then go." Xu Mang squeezed Xiaoman's cheek and said with a smile: "This is the first time I go to New York, when you will take me around."

　　 "Not afraid!"

"I have a cousin who works as a professor at Columbia University." Yang Xiaoman said: "When the time comes, let her take us to play. By the way, don't mess around in my cousin's university, otherwise I will abolish you, mother! "

　　 Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: "Okay!"

After packing up, Xu Mang and Xiaoman embarked on a journey to New York. A few hours later, the two arrived in Manhattan, New York. At Xu Mang’s strong request, Yang Xiaoman accompanied him to Wall Street. Touch that copper bull.

"Humph!"

"What's so good about a copper bull like a fool." Yang Xiaoman had a lot of opinions on Xu Mang's touching the bull. If he touched the bull's horn, it would be fine. This big idiot would forget it. I am embarrassed to look at him like this. Stupid behavior.

at this time,

　　 Xu Mang touched the shiny cow, and shot at the camera of the phone, snapping, snapping, ten consecutive photos

　　 "Alright?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang with excitement, and asked helplessly: "What's your situation?"

　　 "Hey!"

　　 "You'll know later, I can't wash my hands anyway!" Xu Mang said with a grin.

Until noon,

　　 Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang dine at an Internet celebrity restaurant. The prices here are very expensive and the service attitude is not good. However, in order to follow the trend, they lined up for half an hour and finally can dine there.

Yang Xiaoman ordered a Tomahawk steak for Xu Mang. He was a smaller filet. After ordering the meal, he saw the neurosis in front of him. He chatted in the penguin group and watched the players whose name seemed to be Hearthstone. group.

　　 immediately,

　　 Yang Xiaoman found out that this guy had sent the picture of touching the cow to the group, but his face was blacked out.

　　 One minute later,

　　 Xu Mang opened Hearthstone Legend.

　　 Yang Xiaoman:

what's the situation?

　　 What is this going to do?

　　 Then,

Xiaoman saw Xu Mang tapping the five-pack of cards he gave away. At this time, his face was filled with a confident smile, but when he finished opening the five-pack card, Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang and found that this time His face is completely black.

　　 But the next behavior left Yang Xiaoman speechless.

　 Click, click,

　　 Angrily charged five thousand yuan!

　　 opened vigorously, and ended in the last second pack, and opened the legendary double yolk egg.

　　 mobile phone screenshot,

　　 sent the picture to the group, and then added a paragraph of extremely arrogant text.

　　 Alas, the five packs of cards were given for free, and the double yolks were issued in the fourth pack.

　　 suddenly,

Yang Xiaoman saw that the group was very lively, he started to swipe the screen crazy, but the distance was a little far apart, and the speed of swiping the screen was too fast, and he didn’t see the content. However, after thinking about it, you can know that this guy is probably Ou Emperor.

　　 "I'll wash my hands" Xu Mang left his seat with a depressed expression.

　　 At this time,

　　 Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang’s cell phone and looked at what everyone was posting. As expected, it was Ou Huang to die.

　　 After lunch,

　　 Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang to Columbia University, which belongs to the world's top private research university. The Manhattan Project was born here, and the American Physical Society was also established here.

　　 Soon Xu Mang met the legendary cousin Xiaoman, a woman in her thirties who said she had not seen her during the Chinese New Year.

　　 However,

　　 Xu Mang felt a trace of hostility from her.

　　 "Ouch!"

　　 "Xiaoman, you are here." Cousin Xiaoman enthusiastically hugged her cousin, touched her head, and said softly, "I almost didn't get excited when I received your call yesterday."

　　 "Hee hee" Yang Xiaoman smiled, then came to Xu Mang's side, took his hand, and said to his cousin: "Sister, this is my fiance."

"I know."

　　 "Xu Mang." Cousin Xiaoman took a look and said calmly.

　　 Yang Xiaoman was very helpless. She admired the cousin in front of her very much. It could be said that she was following her footsteps, but met Xu Mang halfway through, and the pace of following was stopped.

　　 estimate

　　 Cousin hates Xu Mang for this reason.

In the ensuing time, Xu Mang was like a follower, following Xiaoman and her cousin behind. Although she didn’t understand why her cousin hated herself, but thinking about it, he stayed for a day or two. Don’t come when the handsome guy and Xiaoman get married~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Say,

　　 Cousin Xiaoman turned out to be a professor of mathematics.

"Ugh?"

　　 "Cousin?" Xu Mang saw a big blackboard full of calculation formulas, he couldn't help being stunned and asked, "What is this?"

　　 "A difficult problem in applied mathematics."

　　 "Don't look at what you can't solve." Xiaoman's cousin said blankly: "This is a topic I personally asked. If you are a physics person, don't look at it."

　　 "No."

　　 "I think the deadline is coming the day after tomorrow, and no one can solve it in a week?" Xu Mang asked curiously.

Cousin Xiaoman nodded: “Every month there will be four problems in applied mathematics, and one problem will be solved almost every month. Those who successfully solve the problem can enter an insurance company and become an actuary. This profession is very popular."

at this time,

　　 Yang Xiaoman looked at his fiancé, knowing that this guy must be thinking something crooked, and hurriedly stepped forward and took his arm and pulled it directly out.

　　 "Don't look after you go!" Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "Anyway, you can't figure it out and go quickly."

　　The words fall,

　　 Yang Xiaoman realized that he had said something wrong.

Oops!

　　 This is going to be a tragedy!