I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　Host——Xu Mang

　　德: Level 1

　　智: Level 1

　　 Body: Level 1

　　美: Level 1

　　 Lao: Level 1

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　　English skills=1900

　　 Language Skills=1810

　　 Math Skill=1890

　　...

　　 Snacking skills in class = 690

　　 Stealing mobile phone skills in class = 1000

　　Spicy eating skill=80

　　 Xu Mang, who is taking an English class, checked his current skill value, and the growth rate is fairly stable. This is inseparable from the normal score of zero in the small test. Keep it going!

　　 "Your teacher Liang is on a business trip in the next class, let's have an English test." Teacher Wu said to the students below.

　　Examination is the mission of senior high school students. During their limited senior year of high school, apart from exams, they are writing questions. Faced with this unpredictable English test, everyone's mentality is very calm, then take the exam!

　　 "Xu Mang!"

"what?"

　　 "Get out!"

"Don't!" Xu Mang was anxious, and pleaded with Teacher Wu: "I am still not your student? I will not be allowed to take the exam... Today I will put the words here, as long as I am not allowed to take the exam, I Just swallow dung and commit suicide!"

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

Ugh!

　　 This oath can make Xu Mang come true!

　　 When everyone heard Xu Mang wanting to'suicide by swallowing dung,' they started booing. Their views were very unified, and Xu Mang must not be allowed to take the exam.

　　 "Ahem!"

　　 "Quiet!" Teacher Wu looked helpless, and said to Xu Mang: "If you give me a blank paper this time, then you go to the playground and perform live suicide by swallowing manure in front of all the teachers and students of the school."

I go!

　　Is it so big?

　　 Xu Mang shrank his head, his own phrase "Suicide by swallowing dung" just now was just a hilarious sentence. Who can actually commit suicide by swallowing dung, there is no problem with his brain, but the current situation is a little different.

"Oh..."

　　The test papers were passed in order. When Xu Mang got the test papers, suddenly Teacher Wu spoke up.

　　 "Xu Mang!"

　　 "You come to the stage to take the test, I will see you do the test with my own eyes." Teacher Wu said blankly.

　　 Nima!

　　 Are you kidding me?

Xu Mang almost didn't let him collapse when he heard Mr. Wu's words. Although he can get a full score, the current skill value is very important. It is to prepare for the upcoming mid-term exam. If you spend less skill value, you will be more successful in the future. grasp.

　　 "What are you doing in a daze?" Teacher Wu glared and urged impatiently: "Come up!"

"Oh..."

　　 Xu Mang took the English paper and walked silently to the front of the stage.

　　 Teacher Wu collapsed...

　　 This is really uneasy and kind!

　　 "You don't need to bring a pen for the exam?" Teacher Wu asked angrily.

　　 "Oh!"

"It just ran out yesterday..." Xu Mang said with embarrassment, and said cautiously: "Who else is Mr. Wu, let me go this time, let me sleep, the day after tomorrow is not a midterm exam, I will give you a satisfaction The results."

　　Satisfying results?

Ha ha!

　　 I'm afraid it's over without writing you a name and class, right?

　　 Teacher Wu knows Xu Mang's routine well, and said with a black face: "Don't delay the due mid-term exam. Today, I will give me a satisfactory result!"

　　 Teacher Wu gave Xu Mang a pen.

no way,

　　 Xu Mang can only bite the bullet and start to do the problem. First, he tried his own strength. It's a pity... It was just a few seconds before Xu Mang appeared dizzy. He understood that this was an expression of excessive brain use.

　　 "System, how many points does this test pass?"

　　【Identified by the system, this paper has a passing exchange value: 100 (English skills)】

　　 Cheap!

　　 "How about full marks?"

　　 [Recognized by the system, this paper has a full score conversion value: 150 (English skills)]

　　 Xu Mang hesitated for a moment. The redemption points are so low. It seems that the difficulty of this paper is not very high. Why not try a full score?

"Professor Wu?"

"Ok?"

　　 "How many points do you want me to test? Just report a number. I will get this score in 30 minutes." Xu Mang said confidently.

　　The words fall,

　　 The audience was in an uproar.

　　 Xu Mang’s remarks are full of arrogance, self-stigmatization, and arrogance. What is the score you want, and what score should I give you. This is what Xu Mang can say?

　　 How can you have to be the top three scholars?

　　 "I'll let you get a full score in the test, can you do it?" Teacher Wu gave a white glance and said angrily, "Hurry up and do the test!"

　　 "Full marks?"

　　 "No problem!" Xu Mang smiled slightly: "Mr. Wu, let's say one thing before getting a full score in the test. If I get a full score this time, I will have to hand in a blank paper in the mid-term English exam."

　　 Teacher Wu is furious, this guy is still bargaining for you, can you pay for yourself first? !

"Do not talk nonsense!"

　　 "Hurry up and do the questions for me!" Teacher Wu was a little suffocated, urging Xu Mang to answer the question, and then found a chair by herself and sat next to Xu Mang to supervise the students underneath.

　　 At this time,

　　 Xu Mang started writing,

　　 write answers faster than everyone.

　　 Read the question?

　　 Sorry, I don’t understand!

　　ABDCDABD...

　　 Each multiple-choice question took less than a second, all the way to the composition, and then finished in one go, this paper is finished.

　　 took twelve minutes and five seconds.

"Professor Wu?"

　　 Xu Mang asked innocently: "Can I hand in the paper?"

　　 Teacher Wu collapsed completely, glanced at the time, less than fifteen minutes had passed since the beginning of the exam, he...he actually had to hand in the paper, so there is no need to guess at all, it must be a silly answer.

　　 "Xu Mang!"

　　 "You have gone through so many exams somehow, don't you understand that you can only hand in 30 minutes before the end of the test paper?" Teacher Wu held his forehead and said helplessly: "Check again."

　　 finished speaking,

　　 Teacher Wu laughed himself.

　　 If he could detect any errors, he wouldn't be able to hand in the paper so quickly.

"Professor Wu."

　　 "I think I have a full score, and I don't need to check anything." Xu Mang rarely took a serious look.

　　 What a pity,

　　 His seriousness is a bit funny in the eyes of others.

　　 Xu Mang is like a clown, he cried on stage, but the audience thought he was funny.

Teacher Wu sighed. He originally had a little hope for Xu Mang, because he has made great progress, but unfortunately... Ever since he won the first place in the composition contest, this guy has started to let himself go, every quiz. Nothing was written, even twice without writing the name.

　　 "Go on your stomach."

　　 "Don't make any noise." Teacher Wu said.

"Oh..."

　　 Xu Mang is still very honest at certain times, such as now.

　　 English skills +1

　　 English skills +1

　　 English skills +1

　　...

　　 When Xu Mang woke up ~www.readwn.com~ found that only Yang Xiaoman was left in the classroom, he stretched his waist and saw that there was a paper on his desk.

Huh?

　　 Isn't this mine?

　　 "Yang Xiaoman?"

　　 "Why didn't Mr. Wu take away my papers?" Xu Mang took his papers and came to the violence airport and asked curiously.

　　 "You are ashamed to ask!"

"Do you know how much your behavior hurts Teacher Wu?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look, and said with hatred of iron and steel, "I have to pretend anyway, I don’t even bother to pretend... You said you still have a rescue ?"

I go!

　　 Didn't I spend 150 skill points for nothing?

　　 Xu Mang's heartache.

　　 "Will you help me change the paper?" Xu Mang turned his mind to Yang Xiaoman. This one hundred and fifty skill points can't be forgotten, there must be a little return.

　　 "Cut!"

　　 "I don't look at your paper, it must be scribbled." Yang Xiaoman was full of contempt, and then said: "Hurry up and buy lunch, my mother is starving to death!"

"Oh."

　　 Watching Xu Mang leave, Yang Xiaoman hesitated, and finally took Xu Mang's paper and began to help him revise it.

first question,

　　Meng, right!

　　The second question,

　　 is also right!

　　 Question 3,

　　 This... is it right again? !

　　 Fourth question,

what's the situation? It turned out to be right again!

　　 Question 5,

　　 My god, this... this... must be a dream, right?

　　 Yang Xiaoman looked at this paper in horror, and the answers on it were exactly the same as his own. Is this the paper Xu Mang made in ten minutes? !

　　......