I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

The day before Fuda started school, most of the students had already arrived at school, and some even arrived a week earlier. However, almost all of these students were nestled in the dormitory, playing games every day, day and night.

"Ugh?"

"Have you heard?" A student in a freshman dormitory said to a roommate next to him: "Professor Xu Mangxu is the acting deputy director of our physics department. I just read the course schedule and he teaches a compulsory course. The three elective subjects are quantum field theory, nonlinear physics and relativistic mechanics."

"Fuck!"

"Then I won't choose these three elective courses." Another student said in horror: "It's probably harder to get credits from Professor Xu than to get to the sky."

"Yes!"

"But it happens that quantum field theory is qualified for relativistic mechanics, and we have to choose... It's embarrassing," the student said in agony.

Really embarrassing,

For Professor Xu Mangxu, all the students in the physics department have very complicated feelings for him. It is because this kind of people...people who have no moral bottom line actually produce the kind of math papers that are difficult to reach the sky, resulting in batches of students. failed.

However, he has incomparable wisdom. In just six months, he has obtained an impact factor of more than two hundred and fifty. He has been on the nature journal five times, of which two have been on the cover of the journal.

Really angry, hate and awe.

"Do you know about the online scolding war a few days ago?" The former student said: "Professor Xu is also awesome, live broadcast on the whole network...Ka Ka Ka slapped the faces of those big Vs, now those people I dare not speak anymore."

"No!"

"As for the so-called big V public knowledge, I really take myself as a matter of course, and I don't look at who Professor Xu is." Another student said with disdain.

at the same time,

Xu Mang is planning to fool Xiaoman.

"Hey!"

"I said what do you do?" Yang Xiaoman was lying on the sofa, seeing Xu Mang's anxious face, and asked curiously: "Like a big idiot, stop me quickly for my old lady, and I feel dizzy when I see you ."

"..."

"Xiao Man?" Xu Mang walked slowly to Xiao Man, smiled and put her in his arms, and said softly: "I bought a car..."

"what?"

"You bought a car?" Yang Xiaoman was taken aback for a moment: "Why don't I know?"

Xu Mang opened his mouth. If you know this, you might have to twist his head off.

How to do?

How can I fool around?

After thinking about it carefully, Xu Mang decided to take Xiaoman around and let her experience the fun of heavy locomotives.

"go!"

"Take the car with me!"

soon,

The two of them came outside a big trade motorcycle shop, Yang Xiaoman's face was pulled down on the spot, she hated motorcycles as a means of transportation, it was too dangerous.

"You bought a motorcycle?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily with a black face.

"Hehe!" Xu Mang leaned into Xiaoman's ear and said softly: "Actually I bought two cars!"

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

Two more?

Do you know how to write dead words?

"No!"

"I want to ride a motorcycle for the next life!" Yang Xiaoman said: "If you dare to mention the car today, you will sleep with the sofa for the rest of your life!"

Words fall,

Xiaoman left without looking back, but was forcibly held by Xu Mang.

"release!"

"I'm telling you... I won't ride your motorcycle in my life!" Yang Xiaoman struggled, and shouted at Xu Mang, "I won't die!"

after an hour,

Yang Xiaoman sat in the back seat of the Ducati Devil, clinging to Xu Mang's waist, and shuttled in the traffic.

So angry!

In the end, he did not resist the sweet words of this guy.

I love you...

It was taken by him.

Finally it's the day when Fuda starts school.

Xu Mang changed a Ducati 1299 and took Xiaoman to the school. Speaking of these two heavy locomotives, he was criticized by Yang's father and mother last night, but fortunately Xiaoman helped her and convinced her parents. .

"???"

"???"

"???"

I go!

Isn't this Professor Xu Mang Xu?

Lying!

So handsome!

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman downstairs to her dormitory. The moment he took off his helmet, all the students nearby were shocked. A handsome motorcycle suit and a super cool carbon fiber helmet were probably the most fashionable in history. Professor?

The relationship between Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman has long been known to everyone. Although there are many rumors and slanders, the overall situation is still good. Many people have been given the pure love between Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman. conquer.

but...

It's a little impure now.

"I am leaving."

"Yeah..." Yang Xiaoman nodded: "Be careful!"

Leaving Xiaoman’s campus,

Xu Mang drove his motorcycle to the Physics Department building. As the deputy director of the Physics Department, Xu Mang naturally parked the car downstairs, not for anything else... just to let more students see his new locomotive. , It is so vulgar.

"Hello Professor Xu!"

"Professor Xu early!"

"Professor Xu..."

On the way to the office, Xu Mang met a lot of students who were as enthusiastic as before. It was not because Xu Mang gave them a high number to fail, which caused them to ignore each other.

at this time,

Director Fang took his briefcase and just walked out of the cafeteria and when he came to the Physics Department building, he frowned when he saw a cool motorcycle super running.

Who dare to be so presumptuous?

Ignore school rules?

"Ugh!"

"Who owns this car?" Director Fang asked with a black line on his face when he caught a classmate.

"Professor Xu's."

Director Fang:? ? ?

This...

Too,

Anyone who dares to be so bold in school will be bold.

When he came to Xu Mang’s office, Director Fang pushed the door directly, and saw that he was tilting Erlang’s legs and holding a mobile phone in his hand. He was obviously playing a game, good guy... this didn’t look like a deputy director at all. !

"Xu Mang!"

"Why did you park your motorcycle underneath?" Director Fang said grimly: "As the deputy director of the Physics Department, how can you take the lead and play a bad role?"

"Convenient!"

"Oh... Director Fang has nothing to do." Xu Mang said with a smile, "I see that many students park their bicycles downstairs. Why is my locomotive not working? It's all two wheels, why can't it work? ?"

"..."

"I said your kid is arguing with me?" Director Fang said helplessly: "Forget it...just do whatever you like, but don't be too fast in school."

"Ok!"

Words fall,

Xu Mang hurriedly said, "Director Fang... the list has not been decided yet, right?"

"Not yet."

"There was a girl named Hu Jie in her sophomore year. She was very good...only she passed the theoretical physics exam." Xu Mang said, "Give her a chance to exercise."

"Hu Jie?"

"I understand." Director Fang nodded and glanced at Xu Mang: "You seem to be relaxed?"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, took a look at his empty desktop, and said with embarrassment: "I'm going to be busy soon...really...I...I want to prepare for class. It seems that there will be my advanced math class tomorrow afternoon. , A junior in theoretical physics."

"Then prepare for the lesson."

Finished,

Director Fang left the office.

Seeing Director Fang's departure, Xu Mang showed a disdainful smile. Does this still require lesson preparation?

at this time,

Xu Mang took out the parameters of the laser interferometer from the drawer. He wanted to write a detailed plan for the next gravitational wave detection. Otherwise, it would be difficult to succeed if someone had the equipment but did not have a detailed plan.

However, when Xu Mang raised the pen, he found that he could not find an entry point. In the end, Xu Mang could only start with general relativity. In the equations of general relativity, the linearized weak field equation has a wave solution, and the transverse wave propagating at the speed of light, And this transverse wave is generated by the time variable of the mass quadrupole moment.

In this way, according to the predictions of general relativity, the main task of my laboratory is to observe black holes, collect black hole waveforms, and find data that conforms to general relativity's precession and merger of black holes and the formation of a single black hole.

There should be a dense binary star system...

but,

How should this step be implemented?

Academically,

Xu Mang belongs to the kind who is good at doing theory, but knows nothing about actual operation.

In desperation, Xu Mang handed this task to Brother Chuan Xiao. As a professional astrophysics researcher, there should be no problem with the arrangement of the plan.

In the afternoon,

Xu Mang received an email from Brother Chuan Xiao, opened it and saw a very detailed plan report.

"This ability..."

"Need processing capital!" Xu Mang was very satisfied with Brother Chuan Xiao's efficiency.

In Brother Chuan Xiao’s plan, every step is very detailed, even down to the specific steps that everyone needs to do.

First of all,

Look for a compact binary star system, and analyze the probability of its existence, then detect the frequency band of this compact binary star system, and finally receive the signal of this compact binary star system and calculate the fitting with numerical relativity.

at night,

Xu Mang arrived at his new residence, a 30-square-meter apartment, not to mention that although the area is not large, it contains everything that should be included, such as refrigerators, washing machines, air conditioners, and so on.

I silently took a picture and sent it directly to Yang Xiaoman, which stimulated her nerves, and as expected... the phone rang ten seconds later, and the caller was Xiaoman at Violent Airport.

Immediately after being scolded,

Xu Mang spent another half an hour comforting her.

At this moment, Xiaoman is puzzled. Why do boys like to spend a minute to provoke his girlfriend, and then spend another half an hour to make her happy. Is this a brain problem?

And Xu Mang's answer...because of leisure.

The next day,

It was still the same as yesterday. He came to the office and sat in a daze. For the current Xu Mang's words, he needs to stay up until the afternoon, and it won't be boring in the afternoon.

Time comes to the afternoon,

Xu Mang checked his mobile phone, and there were five minutes to go to class, and it was almost time to start.

The physics department building has long been familiar. Xu Mang can find the classroom with his eyes closed. The theoretical physics junior classroom is on the second floor.

"Fuck!"

"Where are people?" Xu Mang came to the classroom and was horrified to find no one.

what's the situation?

Where did the students go?

Skip class?

It's impossible for the whole class to escape, right?

"It's over..."

"It seems to have changed the classroom~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Xu Mang made his back cold in panic. Don't swear casually. The consequences would be disastrous!

It took twenty minutes,

Xu Mang only found the classroom where he needed to go to class. Seeing the helpless expression of the students present, Xu Mang smiled awkwardly and said calmly, "I'm sorry... I'm lost."

"..."

"..."

"..."

This reason,

It's ridiculous!

Two hours later, Xu Mang finished class and was going to return to the apartment. He just opened the door of the apartment and received a call from Grandpa Second.

"Xu Mang..."

"You can come to my office and kill yourself."

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