I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang will naturally go all out to complete Liu Zhuo's request, but...is it possible to charge a sum of money for this software update? After all, the fluid dynamics analysis function is not used by many people. It is embarrassing that no one uses it.

"Liu Zhuo?"

"Have your materials department bought software?" Xu Mang asked.

Liu Zhuo nodded and said seriously: "You have to buy this. Although Professor Xu's price is a bit high, many students can't afford it, but... the school treats our department of materials very well. If students buy software If so, there will be a subsidy of 500 yuan."

"So our Fuda material department students only need to pay one hundred and ninety-nine for the software, and the other five hundred yuan will be paid by the school." Liu Zhuo said: "We can accept the price of one hundred and ninety-nine, G fat One game money."

what?

Is there such a routine?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and decided on the spot to charge a sum of money for each update. The price is based on the content of the update. For example, for this fluid dynamics analysis function, it is not too much to charge nine cents, right? Anyway, it's not that you paid for it.

In addition, this money is not in my pocket, and goes to the account of the Charity Foundation for Education. This account is managed by the writer's old husband, and is dedicated for use...

"Liu Zhuo?"

"Do you think...quantum analysis software, which has fluid dynamics analysis functions, charges nine yuan and nine cents for the update... Is it too much?" Xu Mang asked embarrassedly, "You answer me honestly, but you can't pass it. Minute?"

Liu Zhuo looked at Xu Mang with horror on his face and said angrily: "Professor Xu! You are too much! How can you be so greedy? Where is your conscience?"

This Nima...

Why are you so excited so suddenly?

Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: "Liu Zhuo...I want to talk to you about poverty. Poverty is one of the most acute social problems in the world today. Poverty is absolute and relative. It is income as the decisive factor, rather than being able to meet the most basic living needs considered under local conditions."

"Of course... what I can solve is the education problem of poor students, and my ability is limited, I can only solve a very small part. Take Fuda for example, how many poor students give up research opportunities because of money? Go to work part-time."

"The problem is so serious. What's wrong with my charge of nine yuan and nine cents?" Xu Mang said with a serious face: "It's not spent on me... and the school will give it to you. Why are you panicking... right? "

Liu Zhuo was speechless for a while, as if being analyzed by Professor Xu, there was so much truth.

"That's it!" Xu Mang said with a smile: "The price is nine yuan and nine cents, which belongs to the category of the installation package. It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not, it does not affect the use of the original software. The development of this installation package. It is aimed at special groups of people."

Liu Zhuo nodded and said seriously: "The fluid dynamics analysis function is indeed not used by many people, but Professor Xu... you'd better talk to the principal, otherwise you will mess up like this, I'm afraid something big will happen. ."

"Oh."

"Go and say this afternoon." Xu Mang nodded: "You come back tomorrow afternoon. Don't tell anyone about today's affairs, you know?"

"understand!"

After Liu Zhuo left, Xu Mang sat on a recliner and began to think about the function of fluid dynamics analysis. In short, the cow was blowing up to the sky. How to pick it up after falling down, Xu Mang was at a loss.

Fortunately, Xu Mang knows that the axioms of fluid mechanics are conservation laws, and the conservation laws are the conservation of mass, momentum, and energy. These are the categories of classical mechanics, from which they have been modified by quantum mechanics and relativity.

Anyway...no problem.

"Hey?"

"What are you doing!" Yang Xiaoman's roar reached Xu Mang's ears, "Where are you crazy? What time is this? Have you ordered the takeaway? Mother, I just woke up and found that there was no one in the dormitory. "

Ugh?

Whoops... It's eleven o'clock?

Xu Mang said awkwardly: "Then what... I'm in the laboratory, you can order me now, I just don't have time anyway."

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

So angry!

This guy is really owed.

It stands to reason that someone with such a high level of academic attainment is lost in daily life?

"Quickly get back!"

"Oh..."

...

At lunch, Xu Mang told Yang Xiaoman of his thoughts, and was scolded by her. However, Xiaoman’s curse was a little weak. They were all fools, idiots, and assholes. Mang said this is compliment.

"moron!"

"Can you point your face?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "Is it crazy to think about money? There is a bottom to exploitation, right?"

"No!" Xu Mang felt a little wronged, and promised to say: "This feature is rarely used by people, but for those who need it. If you don't want it, don't buy and install it. This is a relatively free software. .."

"I don't get a cent for this money. It goes to the account of the charity fund, and this account is managed by my uncle and is dedicated to special funds. No one can move." Xu Mang said.

"cut!"

"Anyway, my palace is not allowed!" Yang Xiaoman raised his head and said firmly with a face: "You have to know what identity you are, and you are not allowed to be so capricious in the future. If you are caught by someone, even if you have a thousand mouths, It's all unclear."

Xu Mang chirped, and secretly said, "You don't do it every night..."

"Shut up!" Yang Xiaoman blushed and stared at Xu Mang: "Big idiot!"

Regarding the issue of charges, in the end, under the threat of Yang Xiaoman's squeeze, Xu Mang chose to compromise on the surface. There was no way...Everyone planned to squeeze and take a step back.

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang returned to the laboratory and began to conduct in-depth analysis of fluid dynamics. It was not until Xiaoman called at five o'clock that Xu Mang completed this part of the research. Of course, he needs to explode his liver at night, otherwise he would be bragging in front of Liu Zhuo. It's a shame to not be able to achieve.

night,

It always comes so suddenly.

After Xu Mang tried his best to coax Xiaoman to sleep, he cautiously walked out, sneaked into the computer department building, took out a hydraulic vise from his backpack, clicked it... the door lock was cut off, and then dried. Started up my old business.

As a database manager, Xu Mang naturally has the key to the laboratory.

Connect to the database,

Turn on the beast mode, and the happy update journey is officially launched.

The next day,

Liu Zhuo came to Xu Mang’s laboratory. He had to recalculate yesterday’s calculations to reconfirm its accuracy several times. After all, Xu Mang’s requirements were 100% correct, so Liu Zhuo would naturally not take it lightly. You can count as many times as you can.

after an hour,

It was probably three times, and no problems were found, so he let out a long sigh.

"Hey?"

"Liu Zhuo!" The caller was Lin Wanwan, when she asked nervously, "Can you get through Professor Xu's phone?"

"what?"

"What's the matter?" Liu Zhuo asked curiously.

"The quantum analysis software is updated!" Lin Wanwan said angrily: "According to the update instructions above, it seems that some fluid dynamics analysis functions have been updated."

Damn it!

Really did it?

Liu Zhuo was stunned for a moment, but quickly returned to normal, and said calmly, "Oh...then update, I also wonder why the update is not normal."

"It's not normal at all!"

"The whole material department can be fryed directly, don't you understand?!" Lin Wanwan said: "Professor Xu actually charged nine yuan and nine cents for the installation package. He said that this is an unplanned function and is used by some special people. Isn't this nonsense!"

Liu Zhuo knew this would happen a long time ago, but he never expected that everyone's reaction would be so intense.

"that..."

"Then have you paid?" Liu Zhuo asked curiously.

"I bought it without hesitation." Lin Wanwan said helplessly: "Now think about it, Professor Xu is very hateful. Isn't it okay to set a price of nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan? Instead, set a price of nine yuan and nine cents. This figure is simply Hustle!"

"But that's not the point..." Lin Wanwan said, "Professor Xu actually wrote the original price of fifty on the side...I couldn't control it after seeing the two discount."

"Where are the others?" Liu Zhuo asked, "Did others buy it?"

"Bought it all!"

"I bought it because it is so cheap, but when I bought it, I found that I couldn't use this function." Lin Wanwan said: "Is Professor Xu a gap sent by the capital world? The bad guys lurking around us?"

Liu Zhuo: 囧

indeed,

Professor Xu is simply a genius in the capital industry!

Precisely control the curiosity and greed of people, using magic numbers like nine yuan and nine cents and two folds to conquer all men, women and children.

It's just a tiny bit to a double digit, but it's a single digit!

Are you angry?

By the way, people with obsessive-compulsive disorder are forced to death, right? Then kill you!

at the same time,

Xu Mang, who was sleeping, was bombarded by the principal's phone call.

"Xu Mang!"

"Your kid, get me right now!" the principal roared.

"..."

Xu Mang looked at the interrupted call interface and was speechless for a while.

"Who?"

"Early in the morning... let people not sleep?" Yang Xiaoman lay in Xu Mang's arms and said angrily: "Keep going to sleep... don't care."

"It's Grandpa Second's call, it seems... as if something is looking for me." Xu Mang said helplessly.

"Oh..."

"Go and come back quickly." Yang Xiaoman twisted his body aside and continued to sleep.

After putting on his underwear, Xu Mang went to the principal's office.

To the door,

Xu Mang thought about the way to deal with it, and finally chose to remain unchanged and cope with the changes.

"Grandpa Second?"

"Hehe..." Xu Mang came to the office with a smile, and said to the principal with a black line: "Looking at your complexion, is there something bothering you?"

"I said Xu Mang?"

"How long has the incident of supporting software passed, and why have you started to be dishonest again?" The principal said helplessly, "What does the nine-yuan installation package mean? Are you planning to make 100 million yuan with this software?"

Xu Mang smiled and nodded: "That's fine too!"

"is acceptable?"

The principal almost didn't get **** off by Xu Mang, and scolded Xu Mang: "Yang Jian is so rich in family, why are you staring at the mosquito's legs?"

"The money is used for charity." Xu Mang said, "I'll give you the math. The colleges and universities of the Magic City alone will use the money for the charity foundation. What about the next year? How did the money come from?"

"Second Grandpa, I am under a lot of pressure." Xu Mang sighed, "And do you think all the money goes to my pocket? In fact, it goes to the account of the foundation. My father-in-law takes care of myself. I am a dime. It can't be spent."

"..."

"Next time you do this kind of thing, discuss it with me~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The principal glared and waved: "Go back. "

Passed,

Safe and sound,

Xu Mang left the office with a smile.

Came to the laboratory,

When Xu Mang saw that Liu Zhuo was there, he smiled and said, "Why is it so early today?"

"Professor Xu."

"I'm here to do the calculation again." Liu Zhuo said, "Professor Xu...you... the principal shouldn't find you yet, right?"

"Yes."

"I just came back from the principal's office." Xu Mang said with a smile on his face: "What? Do you think I was trained? Do you think I am in the state of being trained?"

This...

Is this all right?

Liu Zhuo was surprised.

Immediately after,

The two began the next work, Xu Mang revised the performance indicators, and Liu Zhuo learned the tutorial on the use of the latest features.

As a result, just one hour later,

Xu Mang discovered his fatal mistake. Due to the different thermal expansion coefficients of insulators and metals, the interface thermal stress will affect the air tightness from room temperature to liquid nitrogen temperature. Fortunately, Liu Zhuo did not let Liu Zhuo do a gas sealing experiment, otherwise his reputation would be destroyed. once.

"Professor Xu?"

"What's wrong with you?" Liu Zhuo asked curiously, seeing Xu Mang's desperate look: "It seems to be uncomfortable."

......