I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　 "Master?"

　　 "How long will it take to arrive?" Xu Mang glanced at the time. It has been an hour since he left home, and he was still on the elevated highway. Fortunately, the taxi counts money by mileage. If you want to count the time, you will probably jump off the building.

"Uh..."

　　 "You also know the traffic in Ning City. It's normal to block for an hour or two if you are lucky." The taxi driver sighed and said silently, "Are you in a hurry?"

　　 "Go to an important competition, the city's high school student essay contest!" Xu Mang took out his entry certificate and shook it in front of the driver.

"I was able to recite three hundred Tang poems at the age of three, read the Four Books and Five Classics at the age of five, and was recommended to the Hotpot Department of Beef Tendon University at the age of ten!" Xu Mang was proud of his expression: "Low-key and low-key, don't promote outside, I am a person I don’t like the feeling of being above.”

　　 The driver's master is a bit dazed, is this really real?

　　 "Master, do you want to know why I am so good?" Xu Mang approached cautiously and said, "As long as you give me a waiver, I will tell you why I am so good."

"it is good!"

　　 "I'll take care of this trip!" The driver's master nodded hurriedly: "Little brother, speak up!"

　　 "It's very simple!" Xu Mang said solemnly: "Because I am a genius!"

I...

　　 This Nima, she was turned around by such a simple trick.

　　 The driver's master was depressed. He hadn't thought that after so many years of wandering on the rivers and lakes, he was taught a lesson by a newcomer.

　　 Shame!

　　 In the next time, the driver shut himself down, which made Xu Mang lose a good person to solve the boredom, sitting in the passenger seat silently, feeling the taxi driving forward little by little.

at last,

　　 got off the elevated highway, unimpeded all the way, and soon came to the playing field.

"Ugh?"

　　 "No money for the car!" The driver master stopped Xu Mang.

　　 "Don't you give me a free bill?" Xu Mang was taken aback.

　　 "What is free?!" The driver's master was full of disgust: "You must have heard it wrong!"

"How many?"

"Fifty-five."

　　"..."

　　 Xu Mang touched the fifty yuan in his pocket, and said embarrassedly: "I only have fifty yuan... how about you take me to the fifty yuan place and get off?"

　　 I originally thought that my retreat for advancement would make the driver give up the money for the car. Who would have thought that this man was very righteous and threatened to call the police... There was no way, so he called classmate Yang Xiaoman on WeChat to come to the rescue.

"how much is it?"

"Fifty-five!"

　　 "One hundred, stop looking for it!"

　　 Classmate Yang Xiaoman was very domineering and directly handed over a hundred yuan bill.

　　 "Classmates!"

　　 "Before I leave, I have a few words to tell you, don't let this kind of man!" The driver's master said earnestly, "He is a bitch!"

　　 "No!"

　　 "I...actually his..."

"I know!"

　　 Looking at the back of the driver leaving, Yang Xiaoman almost ran away. He was misunderstood and Xu Mang was a lover... To be fair, how could a beautiful girl such as herself have such an idiot boyfriend!

"Wait for me!"

　　 Xu Mang chased the frustrated Yang Xiaoman into the venue.

　　...

　　 Xu Mang’s arrival broke the original plan of Teacher Wang Xue. Originally, he did not have him in the itinerary, but this guy ran by himself. Fortunately, he could still sign his name at the sign-in place.

　　Because of the early arrival and the coincidence, Xu Mang caught up with the boring opening ceremony.

　　 The leader above crackled and talked endlessly. Xu Mang, who was standing below, had a nervous breakdown. Although he could fall asleep while standing, the risk was too great. If he was caught, it was not just himself that would be ashamed.

　　 During this free time, Xu Mang checked his panel.

　　Host——Xu Mang

　　德: Level 1

　　 Know: Level 1

　　 Body: Level 1

　　美: Level 1

　　 Lao: Level 1

　　 Upgrade card*8

　　English skills=1420

　　Language skills=1270

　　 Math skills = 1400

　　...

　　Eating sugar water red heart egg skill=100

　　 Snacking skills in class=1030

　　 Stealing mobile phone skills in class = 1000

　　The value of each skill is very average, but the increase is not big.

　　 Say it...

　　 I didn’t eat any snacks in class. Why do I have so many snack skills?

　　 Xu Mang recalled the process of sleeping. Sometimes he often dreamed of various kinds of food, and then added the skills of the current subject while adding the skills of sneaking snacks.

　　 Feelings and dreams are counted.

　　 This has to find a chance to empty the skills of sneaking snacks in class, anyway, it is useless to keep them, just find the old political class to eat snacks, eat the crunchy potato chips, play the most exciting!

　　 "What are you smirking?"

　　 Yang Xiaoman stood on the side, looked at Xu Mang smirking, couldn't help asking.

"It's nothing."

　　 "Think of the scene where I won the first place." Xu Mang said.

　　"..."

"moron!"

　　Sometimes,

Yang Xiaoman is very envious of Xu Mang. His Ah Q Spiritual Victory Method can always keep himself happy. He looks heartless day by day. The key is that he can jump up and stand in front of everyone by chance, saying that he was present. It's all rubbish.

　　 "Yang Xiaoman?"

"Ok?"

　　 "Do you like playing League of Legends?"

　　 "What are you doing?"

　　 "What is your rank?" Xu Mang whispered, "Should I take you to the top?"

　　 "The strongest king!"

　　 "..." Xu Mang looked embarrassed: "Then take me to the top?"

　　 "Go!"

　　 Yang Xiaoman didn't know that from then on, she would experience the most terrifying game experience.

for a long time,

　　 At the end of the leadership speech, Xu Mang and his teammates ushered in a pre-match meeting. It was mainly Teacher Wang Xuewang who counseled his students. After all, this is a game, and some people will be nervous.

　　 Now there is a boy and a girl in the team and they are getting nervous.

"Teacher Wong..."

　　 "I...I am completely blank now." The boy said nervously.

　　 "Learn with me!"

　　 "inhale...exhale...inhale...exhale..."

　　 "Then fart!"

　　 Xu Mang smiled and answered ~www.readwn.com~Wang Xue was crazy, this guy actually made trouble for you at such a critical time.

　　 "Xu Mang!"

　　 "Don't mess with me!" Wang Xue stared, then counseled the two nervous students.

　　 Xu Mang became an empty-nest youth, sitting dry in a chair, listening to his content that had nothing to do with him, and wanted to join the team several times, but he quickly retreated because he couldn't understand it.

"Teacher Wong?"

"Uh?"

　　 "Should I spy on the enemy's intelligence?" Xu Mang asked sincerely.

　　 "What do you want to do?" Wang Xue was taken aback, and hurriedly scolded, "Don't make trouble for me!"

　　 "No!"

　　 "As the saying goes, know yourself and your opponent, and you can win every battle!" Xu Mang said sincerely.

　　 suddenly,

　　 Yang Xiaoman said, "Teacher Wang, you can let Xu Mang do it. If you don't do it for him, you may cause trouble again."

"This one..."

　　 "Be careful, don't get caught." Wang Xue thought for a while and said hurriedly: "If you get caught, you will say that you are a student of Chengxi College!"

"Oh!"

　　 Xu Mang wandered around the venue, perhaps because of his good salted fish image, he was still not found in other people's teams, and some students even regarded Xu Mang as his teammate.

　　 "Brother, why haven't I met you?"

　　 "My city west college."

　　 "Go!"

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