I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

As a world-renowned and top university in the country, Fudan has always been a place that students dream of. Here...students are called by the catty. The students walking on the streets of the campus, looking ordinary, may be the country in the future. Pillars.

　　 is such a sacred place,

　　 On this day, there was a routine player who didn't play cards according to the routine. It's a pity... this player is in a stalemate with the security guard at the door.

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 Xu Mang and an uncle security guard had big eyes to small eyes, and neither spoke to each other.

　　 "Why can't you let me drive in?" Xu Mang's attitude was very tough. He drove the baby car over for what reason, didn't he just plan to pretend to be forced in the university? If not let in, how can he pretend to be forced?

　　 "There are not so many reasons. Vehicles outside are forbidden to enter the school unless you have a pass." The security of higher education institutions is not generally high, and a few words forced Xu Mang to death in the corner.

How to do?

　　 cold sauce...

　　 Xu Mang could only return to the car silently, with the high temperature of 40 degrees inside the car, seeking a shelter for his precious car in the magic city where parking spaces are rarer than gold.

　　 At this time,

　　 Xu Mang understands why Xiaoman resents his baby car so much, because it is too hot...this is really not a place for people without air conditioning.

　　 After searching for half an hour, when he was about to become dehydrated, Xu Mang finally could only call for help from the landlord Yang Xiaoman. She was from the magic city... She should be able to let herself go through a back door.

"Hey..."

　　 "Xiao Man, I'm going to die." Xu Mang said painfully.

"what's the situation?"

　　 "What did you do?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: "By the way, report today, where are you?"

　　 "I'm looking for a parking space, but I can't find it." Xu Mang said helplessly.

　　 Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said helplessly: "Did you make a mistake about the campus? You are in the XXX campus, and the address is in the number!"

"what?"

　　 "It's on campus?" Xu Mang looked confused: "I'm...in..."

"moron!"

　　 "Of course you can't find a parking space on that campus, let's navigate by yourself!" Yang Xiaoman cursed.

"Oh..."

　　 "Then I will hang up."

　　 However,

　　 When Xu Mang was about to hang up the call, Yang Xiaoman interrupted him.

"I warn you!"

　　 "Don't give my old lady three tricks in school, if I know it, believe it or not to break your leg?!" Yang Xiaoman said viciously, "Have you heard?"

　　 "If you interrupt, you can go to the hospital to get bones. It really can't...Go to Germany to see the orthopedics department." Xu Mang smiled and said: "I see many people on the Internet say that the German orthopedics department is very good."

"Humph!"

　　 "Do you think that the bones can be done?" Yang Xiaoman said disdainfully: "I want you to be the factory director!"

　　The words fall,

　　 Yang Xiaoman hung up.

　　Director?

　　 is not bad too!

　　 is also a boss anyhow.

　　 Xu Mang smiled, but he didn't laugh for a long time, his expression gradually stiffened, the director... Xiaoman didn't mean the West Factory and the East Factory?

　　 Fuck!

　　 Is this woman cruel?

　　 Clearing away the dirt and returning to the original nature, Xu Mang embarked on the road of reporting.

　　 soon,

Under the guidance of the navigation, Xu Mang came to his campus, let alone... a little bit biased, but the advantage is biased, the parking spaces are not average, Xu Mang stopped in the line on the road, passing by a public notice brand.

　　 Hourly charges,

　　Charge standard: three yuan per hour, after that, three yuan will be charged for every more than half an hour

　　 Free parking period 22:00-7:30

　　 Remarks: The highest standard of the day is 40 yuan

　　 only forty?

　　 I can stop until the universe is destroyed!

　　 After Xu Mang repeatedly determined the charging price, he swaggered into the campus.

With the help of a kind student, Xu Mang came to the dormitory. The dormitory is divided into two types, one is a quadruple room, with bed and table, drinking fountains, air conditioning and other equipment. There is a large public toilet on each floor. There is also a washing machine room, and hot water fetching place.

　　The other one is more upscale, with double rooms, private baths, and very good conditions.

　　According to Xu Mang’s personality and family conditions, he naturally chose high-end, but he refused because it was boring...

　　 Quadruple Room!

　　You have to mingle with the masses,

　　 I am not Xiaoman,

　　 can't be specialized!

　　 "Boom boom boom!"

　　 Xu Mang dragged his luggage and came to the door of the dormitory. He knocked on the door politely, and soon the door was opened. Xu Mang saw three stylish boys smoking cigarettes and knocking melon seeds.

　　 Xu Mang: 囧

　　 The scum of this group of scholars!

　　 How do I share a dormitory with them?

　　 "Oh!"

　　 "The last one is here!" The boy wearing glasses hurriedly got up and said with a smile: "Brother, the three of us have been waiting for you for a long time!"

　　The words fall,

　　 The other two roommates hurriedly helped Xu Mang get his luggage. One of them took out a cigarette and asked, "Do you smoke?"

　　 glanced at the smoke,

　　 Xu Mang's expression was a little stiff.

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 is over,

　　 This is a schoolmaster who doesn't know how to smoke.

　　 The three of them are helpless. It seems that they can't smoke in the dormitory in the future. After all, they have to take care of others' feelings.

　　 "Pick mine."

　　 Xu Mang took out a pack of golden leaves-Tianye from his trouser pocket, and said with a smile, "Your one is too cheap, I can't get used to it."

　　 Fuck me!

　　 What family conditions are these?

　　 is a bit awesome!

　　 The family conditions of the three are not bad. The Little Rich Home is not enough, but the middle class home still has more than enough. As a result, they are defeated by Xu Mang from the rich family.

　　 "Jiang Bo, major in optics."

　　 "Liu Yanhua, major in optics."

　　 "Wu Maoxing, major in optics."

　　 "Handsome Xu Mang, almighty!"

　　 Xu Mang said with a smile.

　　 "???"

　　 "???"

　　 "???"

This...

　　 Is this guy serious?

　　 How do you feel, it feels a bit disconnected?

　　 "Xu Mang?"

　　 "You...do you usually do this?" Jiang Bo asked, "That's...the thinking jumps like this?"

　　 "Well, those who study physics, of course, think a little jump." Xu Mang smiled and said, "Oh? According to TV or movie routines, should we divide our status in the dormitory?"

　　 "I have said it before, and I will score points according to the results." Liu Yanhua said: "I got five hundred and forty-eight points on the test!"

　　 "I am 535 points." Wu Maoxing said.

　　 "I am 542 points." Jiang Bo said.

　　 is wrong,

　　 Why is it so low?

　　 Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, and said cautiously: "You...you are all local, right?"

　　 The three of them all brushed and nodded.

Ugh,

　　 This is the advantage!

"Seven hundred and twenty-five points, Zhejiang Province's college entrance examination rankings." When the words fell, Xu Mang took out three pamphlets from his schoolbag and handed them to the three roommates in front of him, saying: "This is my achievement in the past year. I made a brochure, you guys have a look."

　　 The three of them opened the booklet with a confused look, and soon...the three of them were shocked by Xu Mang.

　　 good fellow,

　　 Is he human?

　　The best player and record holder in the Zhejiang Provincial High Mathematics Competition; the grand slam winner of the Ning City Olympiad Competition; the first place in the Ning City Composition Competition; the national championship of "The Strongest Mind"...

　　 gave the final papers to the students of their own school. The difficulty is so terrible that the average score of the whole school is less than 30.

At last,

Arts students? !

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 The three of them looked at Xu Mang, who was a little handsome, with horrified expressions all over their faces.

　　 "Big Brother!"

　　 "Be worshipped by my little brother!"

　　 This is a big brother from the heart.

　　 "Don't kneel, don't kneel."

　　 "Just kowtow."

　　江博:囧

　　 Liu Yanhua: 囧

　　 Wu Maoxing: 囧

after that,

The four of them were sitting on their chairs, snorting, smoking cigarettes and nibbling sunflower seeds. The small dormitory was full of cheers and laughter, and the three of Jiang Bo were gradually conquered by Xu Mang’s personality charm. I'll blow it up, I don't know what I think is a scumbag.

　　 "Xu Mang?"

　　 "You are a liberal arts class studying in the Department of Physics, are you sure you can keep up?" Liu Yanhua asked: "It's not doubting your ability, but... after all, the first time I heard about it."

"exactly!"

　　 "Physics is different from other subjects. It requires thinking and inquiry..." Wu Maoxing said, "Also, have you studied physics?"

　　 Facing doubt,

　　 Xu Mang just smiled indifferently to deal with it.

I took out a bag of books from my suitcase and said to the three people in front of me: "I'm doing bad physics recently, and I'm about to finish my high school knowledge. I believe that in three months, I can study relativity and quantum theory. ."

　　 This is not true,

　　 This is not true,

　　 must be an illusion!

　　 However,

　　 The three found themselves in the real world.

　　 What can I say?

　　The three people who came out of the Liberal Arts and Science Class, combined their emotions and what they wanted to say into one vocabulary-Fuck!

　　 It is estimated that after three months, Xu Mang will no longer be visible.

Cherish what you have at the moment.

　　...

　　 Ten o'clock in the morning,

　　 Xu Mang went to the classroom of the theoretical physics class. There were not many people on the 20th and 30th. Among them, there were two ladies who looked...okay.

　　 Xu Mang found a remote corner in accordance with the old rules.

unfamiliar environment,

　　 strange classmates,

　　Everything needs to start from scratch.

　　 Xu Mang's relationship with his classmates was not very good before, but this time he plans to mix well and mingle with the classmates.

　　 "Hello, my name is Xu Mang."

　　 "Hello, get to know, my name is Xu Mang."

　　 "Brother, what's your last name?"

　　 soon,

　　 By virtue of being bold and thick-skinned, Xu Mang knows a lot of people, but there is no way...the gods can't stand it even if they come up to praise him.

Almost everyone has a good opinion of Xu Mang. He is different from others. He always has a smirk on his face, and his body exudes the smell of salted fish. This kind of person knows that he is not aggressive and very Easy to get along with.

　　 Xu Mang also felt everyone's attitude towards him, and when he was satisfied, he couldn't help feeling that, if he did the same when he was enrolled in high school, he should have been mixed up well.

　　 But it doesn’t matter,

　　 If you mix well in the first year and second year of high school, it may be another story.

　　 Maybe...

　　 In another parallel universe, another Xu Mang is doing the opposite of himself, right?

　　 At this time,

　　 Two teachers came in, very upright and serious.

　　 One is a class teacher, his surname is Wang Mingjiafu, I heard it is very awesome!

　　The other is the deputy head teacher, Hu Mingming. I heard that the last student from the previous year stayed to work.

　　 After a few brief remarks, Xu Mang did not hear what he said clearly. Professor Wang left directly, leaving the deputy head teacher with the surname Hu. He stood on the stage and talked a lot.

　　 and then disbanded, Xu Mang still didn't understand a word.

　　 "Xu Mang!"

　　 "You stay here!" Hu Ming said.

　　 When everyone leaves,

　　 Xu Mang walked up to Hu Ming and asked curiously: "Mr. Hu... is there any problem?"

"Director Fang should have told you, right?" Hu Ming said solemnly: "Strengthen learning during this time~www.wuxiaspot.com~ If you have any questions, please ask the classmates around you more. Come and ask me. This It's my number."

　　 Xu Mang got Hu Ming’s cell phone number and said with a confused look: "Director Fang gave me half a year...it should be fine."

"Do not!"

　　 "Now you only have two months!" Hu Ming said.

　　 Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

What?

　　 shrank so quickly?

　　 Xu Mang stood silly on the spot, so his plan was completely messed up.

　　 "Give you a bottom line."

　　 "You are exceptional, so the department will be very strict, and then your topic will be a comprehensive type." Hu Ming slapped Xu Mang on the shoulder in fear: "Come on, you must be worthy of your college entrance examination score!"

"Oh..."

　　 "Thank you, Teacher Hu." Xu Mang nodded.

　　 watching Hu Ming leave,

　　 Xu Mang sighed, Fudan Physics is worthy of being a national first-level key discipline, and there is no room for a grain of sand!

"Hey?"

　　 "Xiaoman...I'm going to die again."

at this time,

　　 Yang Xiaoman, who received a call from Xu Mang, was full of anger.

　　 "Go!"

　　 "How many times are you going to die a day?"

　　......