I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

June 8th,

This is the last day of the college entrance examination.

Xu Mang absorbed the lessons of yesterday and made an anonymous report on the black-hearted bituminous dough stick shop. The content of the report was a bit shocking. He was a college entrance examination student and ate the fried dough sticks. As a result, he had crazy diarrhea during the college entrance examination. If no measures are taken, the content will be published on Weibo.

quickly,

The bituminous fritters shop was taken out overnight.

This is very real!

Breakfast is McDonald’s burgers, potato cakes, and soy milk. Xu Mang hates western breakfast, mainly because it is too fancy and can’t eat enough. How can there be a refreshing Chinese breakfast? A large bowl of white porridge with some pickles, and then Add a fried dough stick, fried dough stick... um... go!

Three bites a hamburger, two bites a potato cake, Xu Mang is still hungry, but now it is too late to buy, the army of candidates surrounded the McDonald's.

"Li Hua!"

"Here!"

Xu Mang, the representative of thieves and eyes, found Li Hua in the crowd. Seeing him holding breakfast with a confused look, he hurriedly waved at him.

Found Xu Mang,

It was also discovered that he and Yang Xiaoman occupied a four-person table and could not help heading there.

"Ouch!"

"You can eat so much?" Xu Mang saw two burgers, three potato cakes, and two Anxin fried dough sticks on Li Hua's dinner plate. He reached out to grab a potato cake, and said, "Look. Your body knows that food will definitely be wasted, it's okay... I will help you afford it."

"..."

"..."

I have seen shameless, but I have never seen such shameless.

Li Hua himself had a good appetite, so he simply bought a little more. Who knew it would be cheaper to Xu Mang in the end, there was no way...Who would let him and Yang Xiaoman come early and take up the table.

At last,

Xu Mang ate a half of Li Hua's potato cake, a fried dough stick, and a piece of meat in the burger.

just now...

Finally full!

"Xu Mang?" Li Hua smiled bitterly: "You can eat mine, you don't even let go of the tissues, are you human?"

"Didn't I keep one for you?" Xu Mang said.

"Yes!"

"You left one for me." Li Hua picked up the so-called paper towel with a dark face and snarled in pain: "What does it mean to have only one layer?"

At last,

Yang Xiaoman really couldn’t stand it. He took out a tissue from his bag and handed it to Li Hua. The result was that Li Hua broke down even more. Good fellow...you guys are bullying people in partnership. Obviously you have tissues, but you prefer to get them from others. Loot from the body.

Too,

Not a family, do not enter a family.

These two guys are essentially robbers!

"Li Hua?"

"How is your math test?" Xu Mang asked with a grin.

"Apart from mathematics, we are still friends." Li Hua said helplessly: "Naturally it is a miserable defeat, but it does not matter. The entry score will be lower, because all are very poor."

"Oh..."

"Sorrow and change." Xu Mang sighed: "Where are you going to read?"

"Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College." Li Hua said: "It's pretty good there. I plan to volunteer to fill it there."

If Xu Mang hadn't done his homework in advance, he might have been deceived by Li Hua. If a schoolmaster wants to go to a vocational and technical college, there is either a brain hole or a nerve problem.

"You are so pretending to be..." Xu Mang smiled: "Almost alarmed the United * United States."

"Just kidding."

"Beijing University of Science and Technology." Li Hua smiled and said: "It should be possible to enter, right...what about you?"

"Magic Capital Fudan."

"You won't go to Tsinghua University?" Li Hua asked. Although Fudan is ranked third in China in the QS ranking and the Times ranking, Tsinghua University is even more famous.

Xu Mang smiled and said silently: "The air is too bad, and the lungs are not good."

Ouch!

You are the model of the pretender world!

Li Hua smiled bitterly again and again, Xu Mang stubbornly clung to it when he tried to force this.

In the morning, it’s essays,

Xu Mang came to the classroom and waited for the exam. Compared with the mental state of the students yesterday, they are a little haggard at this moment. It seems that Lao Teng's papers have given them a lot of psychological shadow, and it is estimated that they will linger for a while. .

The exam begins,

Xu Mang glanced at it roughly.

"System, how much is the full score exchange value?"

The hints given by the system are all skill points.

That means that you can achieve full marks with your own knowledge reserves.

after that,

Xu Mang began to answer the questions earnestly, writing sonically and forcefully.

Write and write,

Xu Mang began to feel sleepy, and there was no way... Once again, he fell asleep. Humans are emotional. Whenever he comes to the same but special environment, his heart will start to overflow with emotions. Of course Xu Mang is not overflowing. Emotion, but sleepiness.

Turn on the beast mode,

Twenty-one minutes and eight seconds.

Xu Mang finished answering all this and began to fall asleep.

Zzzz...

"..."

"..."

The two invigilators looked at Xu Mang, good fellow...this is the rhythm of the test that is going to score zero!

Invigilator A sneaked up to Xu Mang's side and glanced at his papers. With this eye, he almost entered the inpatient department of the hospital. All he saw were papers full of answers, and the handwriting was so beautiful that he could be called a master.

This...

This speed is too fast, right?

How many years have you been single?

Invigilator A glanced at Xu Mang, who was asleep, and then at the students who were struggling to write in the examination room. They all said they were competing in the same field... But Xu Mang was slaughtering in Xinshou Village with his full-level account. , How to compete?

"what's the situation?"

"Is it for nothing?" Invigilator B asked.

"Don't mention it."

"Unilateral slaughter." Invigilator A smiled bitterly: "I took a cursory look. This guy is ready to be super supernatural."

At this time,

Relevant leaders of the municipal education department came to inspect, just passing by the classroom where Xu Mang was, and he was so immortal. Xu Mang’s position was conspicuous. No matter from which angle, no matter how tricky the angle was, he could be seen at a glance. vast.

The person in charge of this test center who accompanied Xu Mang noticed Xu Mang's situation and his inner tension. How could such a thing happen?

Ruined!

To be criticized by the notice.

The relevant leaders glanced at Xu Mang, did not say anything, and went directly to the next classroom.

Poker face,

The weather is hard to catch,

When the person in charge sees the expression of the leader at this time, he can understand that he is going to die. They all say that he is like a tiger, which makes sense.

"leadership!"

"I am at fault at work." The person in charge said with shame: "I did not supervise the students' exams."

"Ok?"

"What's your fault?" The leader was very curious, showing a strange expression: "Not all are fine."

Hearing what the leader said, the person in charge was stunned for a moment, thinking it was a test for himself, and hurriedly explained: "Just...just now that student fell asleep..."

"Oh."

"You mean Xu Mang?" The leader smiled: "Just let him sleep, you can't control it."

what?

Is there such a thing?

and many more,

Xu Mang?

The name is familiar.

The person in charge quickly remembered who this man named Xu Mang was, let alone... I really can't help it!

The exam is over,

Unconsciously Xu Mang found Yang Xiaoman, and then ate lunch unconsciously, because the last exam started at three in the afternoon, and the two went to a nearby hotel to open a room just like yesterday.

"Sorry..."

"There is no room."

The reality is very cruel. The two can only rest in the car, but within ten seconds, the two left the car again. It was too hot...no air conditioning.

"rubbish truck!"

"I will install the air conditioner for my old lady as soon as the college entrance examination is over!" Yang Xiaoman angrily kicked the wheel hub and said, "If I still don't have air conditioner next time in the car, believe it or not I will smash the car?"

"Don't!"

"This car really can't be equipped with air conditioning." Xu Mang said helplessly: "Or...how about I drive the car at home in the future?"

"Is it expensive?"

"Palamella." Xu Mang said.

"can!"

Yang Xiaoman is also a normal person with a little vanity, and Palamela is not bad.

Finally stayed up until three o'clock in the afternoon,

The ghost knows what the two have gone through, anyway, it is faint.

Fortunately, Yang Xiaoman quickly returned to normal. The so-called calm mind is naturally cool. She is quite cool now, but... Xu Mang is not in this situation. There is no air conditioner in the classroom. There are only two electric fans on the head. The problem is that her position fan Less than.

It's fine if you don't have a fan. If you open the fifth gear, it will bring surplus wind, but unfortunately... the speed of the first gear does not affect the candidates' performance.

Make sense!

The maths are all tested like that. Is the latter important?

Will it affect the fact that he and Xiaoman dominate first and second?

The listening question starts,

Xu Mang turned on the memory mode and the beast mode.

At this moment, he was dragging his head with one hand, and answering the facial questions with the other. That speed... the unicorn arm reappeared in the world!

"..."

"..."

The two proctors were confused for the fourth time.

Hey hey!

This is a bit too much. It is now in the listening stage. What do you mean by writing other questions?

Also possible,

Isn't it just given for nothing?

The listening question ends,

The other examinees started to do the face-to-face questions, and Xu Mang just finished the face-to-face questions with the speed of a beast. He also wrote an English composition. At this time, he started to do the listening questions.

"???"

"???"

This this...

What is he doing?

"Have you seen such a student?"

"No! The first time I saw ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I didn't... Good guy, he completely broke the normal view of human cognition."

One minute later,

Xu Mang began to sleep.

Zzzz...

Thirty minutes before the end of the exam.

carry out an assignment,

Leave.

Far away, Xu Mang saw a group of middle-aged men and women surrounding the gate.

Xu Mang knew this was here to pick up people.

Take out the pre-prepared mask from the bag, put on a duck-tongue hat, and swaggered to the gate.

same,

It is still bombarding.

"Little brother...how was your exam?"

"Classmates, are you literary or rational?"

"Is English difficult?"

"Is there any hope for a book?"

"211 or 985?"

Wearing a mask, Xu Mang smiled and silently shouted: "You are all at random today, anyway, I am invincible!"

Words fall,

Long away.

Seeing Xu Mang's disappearing back, everyone felt terrified, invincible? What an arrogant tone, he didn't know how difficult the math papers were yesterday? That was the hardest Zhejiang Province math paper in history.

However, this self-confidence is worthy of praise!

When will my child be confident, strong, and energetic like this teenager.

and many more!

Something is wrong!

The kid's voice was a bit familiar just now.

"It's him!"

"It's him!"

"It's him!" A certain parent pointed at Xu Mang's back angrily.

"Who is it?" A naughty parent followed up: "Young hero Xiao Nezha?"

"It's not Nezha, just the kid yesterday!" the angry parent yelled: "That **** who preached the news!"

Suddenly,

The scene was in an uproar.

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