I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　 "Let you red potion!"

　　 "Let you band-aid!"

　　 "Let you lie to me!"

Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang’s crime tools, a bottle of red potion and a few band-aids, and shouted angrily: "I said Xu Mang, you are very courageous recently, do you think you have hardened wings and can challenge my old lady? My authority?"

　　 Xu Mang squatted in the corner, holding his head, and said miserably, "No, no...nothing."

"No?"

　　 "Is there any?" Yang Xiaoman picked up Xu Mang's ear.

　　 "Yes!" Xu Mang shrank his head and said hurriedly.

"Have?"

　　 "What's there?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

　　 At this time,

　　 Xu Mang understands that he has entered the infinite loop stage. No matter what he says, the violent airport will be dissatisfied. The fate of being beaten is inevitable.

　　 As expected,

　　 Xu Mang was beaten, and it happened that the red potion and band-aids that he bought actually came in handy.

　　 It may be that the attitude of admitting mistakes is good. Yang Xiaoman's anger disappeared very quickly. At this time, she was drinking papaya milk and nodding at Xu Mang.

"I said you guy is very good at cooking." Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang: "You will bring me a bottle of papaya milk every day, don't you know? Put more rock sugar, this time the taste is a bit weak. "

"Oh."

　　 Xu Mang doesn’t care much about this requirement. It doesn’t take much time to make papaya milk, and the order has been fully memorized. Just cut it, pour the milk, and cook for a few minutes.

　　 soon,

　　 Zhou Kai, Wu Feifei and Zhao Linlin came to the training classroom, Liang Feng also arrived, and the intense training began.

of course,

　　 Xu Mang slipped out.

　　 This time, instead of wandering around the school, he went to the Internet cafe one kilometer away from the school to play League of Legends.

on board,

　　Open well,

　　 Ranking.

　　Proficient operation makes Xu Mang full of confidence. He firmly believes that today is a good day for him to score points, and he does not need the system to cheat. What's the point of cheating if he plays games? Think of the long-dead master.

　　 Heart-to-heart arsonist: In the single, give it away if not!

　　 Xu Mang successfully got the mid laner, and then chose a Demacia power, the reason is very simple... resistance to beat!

Amidst the scolding, Xu Mang got the best record in history, with zero kills, zero assists and zero deaths. Under the state of three zeros, he successfully lost this matching match. It is normal to be reported by others. Xu Mang not give a **** about.

　　 But,

　　 was blocked for three days.

　　 Xu Mang: wdnmd

no way,

　　 Xu Mang can only click on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Counter-Strike is a game that Xu Mang has played from childhood to big, and there are Heroes 3, Shadow of Death, StarCraft, Warcraft 3, Diablo 2 and Empire 2.

　　 Until the emergence of World of Warcraft, Xu Mang changed to World of Warcraft, and then the Cataclysm version was launched. Xu Mang completely AFK, I heard that Blizzard is getting more and more garbage, hehe... deserve it!

　　 Classic dust2 map, Xu Mang is a robber.

　　 The performance is still so stable. Xu Mang has become the breakthrough point for the other party. Fortunately, the robber has a big fish-pond bomber, shot and shot, and Xu Mang is heading towards victory.

　　 There are two final rounds, as long as you win the next round, you will win.

at this time,

　　 Xu Mang is an anti-terrorist party, but he has no money to buy a gun.

　　 "Brothers, brothers, sniper." Xu Mang shouted to his teammates through the in-game radio.

　　 "If you want your sister's sniper, you can buy the full armor and be a human body shield!" The boss said.

　　 Nima!

　　Fried fish pond is amazing?

　　 Is it shameful to lose?

　　 Less than ten seconds after the start, Xu Mang passed the middle door and was shot headshot by someone else.

Ugh...

　　 boring.

　　 When Xu Mang first clicked on Counter-Strike, he felt that he was the two most powerful players in the history of Counter-Strike games-a combination of f0rest and NEO. Who knew he was a piece of plastic.

at this time,

　　 Xu Mang's head was touched, and he looked back at Teacher Liang Fengliang, with Yang Xiaoman, Zhao Linlin, and Zhou Kai, and looked at him eagerly.

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 Xu Mang shrank his head and asked carefully: "Five consecutive blacks?"

　　...

　　 "Xu Mang, can you play?"

　　 "A trail, A trail, haven't you seen anyone on trail A?!"

　　 "Buried! Hurry up!"

　　 Five people turned on the five consecutive black mode, but the four were showing off, and only Xu Mang was being beaten.

　　 After a difficult victory, Liang Fengliang put down the headphones and asked helplessly: "I said Xu Mang, your game level is too bad, right?"

　　 Xu Mang smiled wryly: "I can't help it."

"Ugh..."

　　 "You didn't study before, and thought you were just playing games. Who knew you were so good at games." Liang Feng sighed: "You are too insulting to learn."

　　 This Nima...

　　 Not knowing how to play games is an insult to the scumbag?

　　 Which way it makes sense.

　　 "Teacher Liang?"

　　 "No need to continue training?" Xu Mang asked.

　　 "The school was out of power for two hours and the teaching equipment was unavailable, so I came out to look for you." Liang Feng said: "You guys will enjoy it. Drinking Red Bull and softening 329 are very moisturizing."

　　The words fall,

　　 Yang Xiaoman cast a murderous look.

　　 Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, quickly put Soft 329 away, and then started the next game.

At last,

　　 Teacher Liang Fengliang felt that for everyone to take a half-day break, the other three went home one after another, only Yang Xiaoman dragged Xu Mang to the city center to go shopping.

　　At the ice cream shop~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Xu Mang felt that he was going to die, but the violent airport in front of him seemed to be still unfinished, and he was a little desperate.

"Hey?"

　　 "Chenxi is me."

"what?"

　　 "Are you in the XXX mall?" Xu Mang was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "I'm in the XXX ice cream shop, come find me."

　　The words fall,

　　 Yang Xiaoman asked: "Chenxi is here too?"

"Ok!"

　　 "He will be here soon." Xu Mang nodded.

　　 a moment,

　　 Chenxi led a gorgeous girl to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman.

　　 "Brother Mang, Sister Xiaoman." Chen Xi greeted the two of them, then pointed to the female partner next to him, and said: "This is my girlfriend Guo Tianmei, studying in the second middle school."

　　 "Xiaomei, this is Xu Mang, this is Yang Xiaoman." Chenxi said.

　　 Guo Tianmei was surprised when he heard Chenxi’s words: "Xu Mang? Yang Xiaoman? The black wind and double evil in the first?!"

　　 Xu Mang: 囧

　　 Yang Xiaoman: 囧

Ugh?

　　 Why is this nickname so bad?

　　 Black Wind Shuangsha?

　　 "Sorry, sorry, I... I said something wrong." Guo Tianmei hurriedly apologized: "Then what, Brother Mang, Sister Xiaoman, don't take it to your heart."

　　 "Xiaomei?"

　　 "You two middle school all commented on me and him that way?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

Guo Tianmei nodded awkwardly: "Well, because Xiaoman, you and Brother Mang have monopolized all the recent awards and honors, and you will not even leave a way to survive. Over time, you will be called the black wind double evil. ."

　　 "Like a black tornado, no grass grows wherever it goes."

　　......