I Don’t Want To Fall In Love with the Heroine

Everyone is obviously used to He Nianyou's aesthetic bias. After she said this, the audience didn't need to wait for Xia Hengtao's reaction after hearing the words, and gave it directly in the barrage Feedback on this conversation.

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【He Puppy is the comedy of this variety show, right? 】

【Why do I know what He Puppy will say, but I still laugh and hiccup after listening to it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 】

You guys are too bad! Doesn't He Puppy want to have normal aesthetics like everyone else? You just think about hahahahahahahahaha. I can't make it anymore. I have laughed at my mother and hit me twice. 】

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When the netizens were hahaha, Xia Hengtao had already responded.

After all, she still couldn't bear to tell He Nianyou her distorted aesthetics directly. Following her words, she said meekly: "Thank you Sister Nianyou for your encouragement, I will continue to work hard."

After speaking, she changed the subject: "Fry it for another minute and it will be out of the pot. Sister Nianyou, go and call Sister Baizhi in."

She was used to taking a shower at this point, and when she went up to the second floor to go back to her room, the door of Room 203 just opened.

Only Shen Yunchu will come out.

The woman did not speak, but just like Yu Jingqing, she nodded lightly at her, even if she said hello.

Xia Hengtao responded with the same action.

Such a neat gesture of greeting, in the eyes of netizens, naturally do not think there will be a connection between them.

In fact, when the two passed by, they had already had a brief exchange that only each other knew.

It was Shen Yun's first mouth.

"She's doing worse than you think. She was admitted to the hospital overnight because of stomach problems last month. You shouldn't know about this, right?"

The light above the head was too bright, which perfectly concealed their movement changes under the camera, so no one in the audience noticed that the two were communicating at this time.

Shen Yunchu only said this one sentence, then she passed her and continued forward.

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When Shen Yun entered the restaurant, the footsteps were barely audible.

Except for the audience watching the live broadcast, the cats and dogs sitting next to each other on the left and right, none of them noticed that there was a third person in the restaurant.

She wanted to call someone, but when she thought of something, she silently closed her mouth.

Stand quietly and be an undetected bystander.

There are eight positions on the dining table, Baizhi chose the middle position on both sides, and the puppy He, who was sticking to her, naturally sat on her right.

The biggest difference between cat and dog is that the latter has to be taken out for a walk every day, while the former does not.

He Puppy talked a lot to himself, and finally brought the topic to the question that needs to be answered by the other party: "Bai Qian, we are going to stay here for a month next, what do you want tomorrow? What are you doing?"

The white cat has long been impatient, and just now she was able to hold back her attacks because she was just talking to herself. With a wrinkled face, she stopped her unhappily: "Oh, can you stop talking, I want to eat, your talking will disturb my meal."

That's why the puppy can continue to ask unscrupulously: "Then if you can't think of it now, don't go back to the room after dinner, let's chat on the sofa for a while and discuss, And how about a monthly plan?"

"No." Xiao Zuojing refused, "You talk too much, I don't like it."

He Puppy followed her: "Then let me talk less, it's okay?"

She still shook her head.

He Nianyou began to feel wronged this time: "I'm not dumb, you can't let me not say a word?"

Xiao Zuojing obviously had already thought about where he was going to go, he didn't need to think about it, he said directly: "Okay, don't follow me anymore, I won't stay with you, I You have to stay with Shen Yunchu, so you can go to Chi Hua too."

"I don't want it, that woman is dead."

White Gorilla: ? I really don't know how to respond to what you say.

The topic said: "I went to the island late today. When I entered the room, she had already packed her things and took a nap in bed. Speaking of her, I had quarreled with her because of you before. You shouldn't know this, right? ?"

Bai·bring his own perspective of God·Guan nodded without knowing: "Well, why are you quarreling? I didn't know you before, right?"

"You don't know me, I know you, your first role 'Song Qiao' is really good, I replay that drama every year now, really, Your acting is really good!"

“…”

When I opened the closet door, I accidentally woke her up."

"So you are arguing about this?"

He Nianyou shook his head: "No, I found that I woke her up, so I must have apologized on the spot, although we had a fight before, but we are not dogs, we will never They started biting each other as soon as they met, and it's been so long, I don't care anymore."

She continued: "Later I sat on the sofa to play games, she suddenly got out of bed and came to look for me. She came over so suddenly, she must have something to tell me, she didn't take the initiative to say it, I asked myself, and then she said a word, and I was directly mad, guess what she said?"

Even if Bai Qian was interested in Chi Hua's words, she did not forget to maintain her small-scale design: "I don't guess, you like to talk or not."

He Nianyou was not surprised by her reaction, and she indulged as before: "She said that she swiped X station two days ago and swiped a video. The protagonists of the play have been ranked for their acting skills. There are ten people in total. She ranks sixth and you are ranked tenth. After I finished speaking, I asked if I still want to insist that your acting skills are better than hers. When I heard this, I was on the spot. It exploded!"

She hummed with anger: "I am obviously not good at acting, and now I have to compare myself with you, I am not temperless, and I did not let her continue to say things that belittle you. , I immediately scolded her, saying that her acting skills are not as good as your fingernails. If you have time to watch such boring videos, it is better to hone your acting skills more, how about it! Am I doing a particularly good job!"

White Radix: “…”

"And then I did one more thing!"

Then he threw the man down.

Of course the dirty owner wanted to scold this little stupid dog, but because the other party's watery eyes were so innocent, he couldn't bear to scold him.

He Nianyou, who was proud at this time, was this little stupid dog.

She said: "I found the video, because the video has a lot of views, so I privately messaged the up master, hoping she can re-rank her, she didn't reply at first I, I wrote a long paragraph to explain your good acting skills to her. This time she came back and scolded me directly, 'Silly/crazy/brain/remaining fan of Bai Qian's family', and then blocked me already."

Mentioning the up master, He Qiaoqiu expressed his grievance: "I wrote a small composition of more than 1,000 words, and I didn't mention a single dirty word in it. She scolded me only after saying a word. Twice, I kind of regret not scolding her."

How can you do something like this that only happens in novels? 】

[When Mr. He plans to start selling tickets for the cross talk show, I will definitely go grab it. 】

If it is, I'm really going to giggle. 】

No, it's up to a thousand words, and I earnestly praise Bai Qian's acting skills. All of them are in line. Interested sisters can go and see. 】

[I went to read Weibo and came back, hahahahahahahaha, it is a pity that there is no He Puppy in the literary world, even the most capable fans of Chihua, there is no He Puppy who can Blow it? hahahahahahahahahahaha】

[I have seen He Nianyou and "Xiaoyou Ai Tucao" on the hot search together, and now the comment area is all in hahaha. 】

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I laughed and pulled, is the reality so grasping? 】

["About my life is the career fan of the artist I complained about. Later we chatted in private messages, and then I scolded her for being an idiot"]

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【Thank you, the parties are already editing the video. 】

[Is "Xiaoyouai Tucao" himself upstairs? What video are you cutting? Apologizing to He Puppy? But the circumstances of this matter are a bit special. I think if you really want to calculate it, it should be correct, right? 】

[No, I'm cutting a video praising Baizhi's good acting skills against my conscience. 】

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【Hahahahahahahahaha】

【Sisters are not guilty of this! ! 】

【Has no one noticed that Teacher Shen has been standing silently behind the two for almost ten minutes? As expected of a cat and dog, the heart is really big. 】

【Mr. Shen, I have a green hat here, I don’t know if I should put it on for you. 】

【Mr. Shen only looked at the white cat all the time, is she smiling? Is this the so-called "she's making trouble, she's laughing?" Ah, I'm dead, so sweet! 】

【Mr. Shen: Really, stare at your wife! 】

She saw that the other party was staring at Bai Qian, didn't realize that she had found her, just pretended not to see her, retracted her gaze, and was about to continue to talk to Bai Qian about the relationship between herself and the up master" Falling in love and killing each other", thinking of something, his tone was sour: "What did you mean just now? Why do you say you want to stay with Shen Yunchu? Did she bribe you with something? Did she mean to invite you to film? You Don't trust her! She herself is a crew that only got into the film by relationship, and even if you are asked to film with her, it must be a bad role! This is making you chronic/suicide/suicide! You can't be tricked!"

【Why do I listen to Mr. Shen's melon from He Qiaoqiu, I don't think it's a real melon at all, but think it's just a nonsense made up by He Qiaoqiu in order to step on Mr. Shen? 】

[Upstairs +1]

[Obviously He Puppy is a little careful, she definitely saw Teacher Shen, and now she pretends not to see it, He Puppy, oh He Puppy, hide it. 】

【So He Dog is going to grab the white cat with Teacher Shen, right? I'm starting to get excited, fight fight fight! Whoever wins can sleep with the white cat tonight! 】

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[nnn! You can eat rice indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. You are only for yourself, hahahaha, have you ever thought about Teacher Shen's feelings? 】

Bai Qian was slightly surprised, Shen Yunchu was only able to join the crew through relationships, why didn't she know?

She didn't notice Shen Yunchu's existence at all, and began to discuss other people's gossip with the puppy "behind the scenes": "How do you know that she got into the crew by relationship?"

White Radix: “…”

Hearing her complain about Shen Yunchu's poor acting skills again, Bai Qian intends to try to correct the aesthetic deviation of the other party: "You keep saying that her acting skills are poor, then have you ever thought about a question, if she has acting skills It's really bad, why are netizens complimenting?"

He Puppy said as a matter of course: "You know, a thousand readers, there are a thousand Hamlets, and there are so many people on the Internet, even if she performs poorly, there will definitely be people who like her. Ah, like someone said you were bad at acting."

Baiqi: No, it's totally different!

"Bai Qian, you just need to remember one sentence." He Nianyou cheered her up, "Most are silent! Those who think your acting is good like me, must be The silent ones!"

"..." She decided to struggle one last time, "Have you heard a joke?"

He Puppy was surprised: "Do you actually take the initiative to tell me a joke?"

When Xiao Zuojing heard the words, his attitude changed immediately: "What's the matter? Can't I tell jokes? Do you think I can only do it?"

"I didn't say you did it." He Qiaoqiu quickly explained, "Where did you do it, the Chi painting did it, you are just a little impatient, but this is completely within my acceptance range, and You are my good friend, no matter how many flaws you have, I will tolerate you, so what are you trying to tell me a joke?"

The petite white cat snorted: "I don't want to talk about it."

"Don't, I really don't think you did it. If you don't believe it, I swear, this is the way to go, right?"

Tremble for one.

"Then you swear."

Yours, then I can't be a top singer in my life."

After finishing speaking, as if not wanting to be heard by the gods in the sky, he added in a low voice: "This is the first time I swear, and it is the most poisonous oath to me, You should trust me, right?"

“…” Then do you know that you will never be able to become a top singer in your life?

The white cat was smoothed and his expression softened: "Okay, then I'll tell you, the joke is to the effect that a man caught his wife while driving. On the phone, his wife told him worriedly that on the way home, a car was ignoring the traffic rules, so he should be careful, and then guess what the man answered?"

He Puppy shook his head with a simple expression.

"He said, wife, not only one car is going in the wrong direction, but all the cars are going in the wrong direction."

"Hahahahahaha, this person is too stupid, the one who is retrograde is him, right? Hahahaha, so stupid."

Bai Qian silently waited for her to finish laughing, and then asked with anticipation, "Then from this joke, did you understand anything?"

He Nianyou: "Ah? Do all the jokes still contain the philosophy of life? I think about it, do you want to warn everyone not to answer the phone while driving?"

Baizhi completely gave up on correcting her aesthetics: "I remembered it wrongly, this joke doesn't make any sense, well, stop talking, let me finish the meal."

He Dog scratched his head: "Okay."

Baizhi was about to continue eating when a female voice suddenly sounded behind her.

"Bai Chi."

The original owner was very timid, belonging to the kind of exaggerated physique that could make her eyes turn red with fright just by hiccups in her back.

Hiccup can be scary eyes, and now suddenly his name is called, the timid cat is naturally scared and crying on the spot.

She was usually pretty, but now she was frightened. Her almond eyes, which were already watery, were covered with a thin layer of water mist, making those clean and bright eyes, More and more people can't take their eyes off.

The tail of the cat's eyes is a little red, and the halo is not deep. If someone presses lightly on it, it will leave a red that blooms for himself.

Itchy fingertips.

It reminds me of the soft touch when I touched her cheek not long ago.

She stretched out her hand and stroked the end of the little girl's eyes naturally: "Sorry, I didn't expect to scare you."

Xiao Zuo glared at her fiercely: "Don't touch me! Don't you know there will be someone who hates people calling you suddenly from behind?"

"Sorry, I didn't know."

Shen Yunchu retracted her hand and rubbed the tears in the blind spot that the camera couldn't capture.

She pulled the chair to the left of Baizhi, and said more gently: "It's my fault, if you think a simple verbal apology is not enough, what else do you need me to do?"

"I don't want to talk to you until I'm out of breath."

He Puppy, who couldn't speak to the side, whispered in his heart, oh ho, I thought that Shen Yunchu was a strong opponent, but now it seems that it is nothing more than that, even more than she thought weak!

Otherwise, ask Baizhi if she wants to change the room at night?

Just after thinking about it, she heard Shen Yunchu calmly reject Bai Qian's words: "This is not the attitude of apology that a person should have after doing something wrong, it's my fault first, I definitely can't let you continue Feeling sulky, let's do it, after dinner, I'll take you for a walk outside, blow the sea breeze, and help you soothe your mood, what do you think?"

He puppy: ? ? ?

Huh?

Eh? ?

Ehhhh? ? ?

Why is it different from hers? At this time, shouldn't she follow Bai Qian's words to calm her down? ? ?

[He dog VS Teacher Shen, complete defeat! 】

【I thought Mr. Shen would just agree obediently, just like when we first met, but the clown was just me, Mr. Shen refused to be single based on his strength, which is awesome! 】

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Bai Qian ignored her and retorted: "I don't want it, you made me angry, why should I go for a walk with you?"

Shen Yunchu explained with a good temper: "It's not that you accompany me, it's that I want you to calm down earlier, so I put forward a reasonable suggestion, if you don't like this way, you can also make a request yourself, I I will satisfy you, just to apologize to you."

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"I don't need anything, stop talking, I don't want to talk to you now!"

Shen Yunchu really didn't speak any more, she took out her mobile phone, and after fiddling with it for a while, she stopped typing on the keyboard and began to read the words on the screen.

Her lines are as good as her acting skills, but she only has an X degree X subject, and her words are so eloquent that it makes people addicted: "If a girl is sullen and does not immediately relieve it, she will The body produces the following irreversible damage, one, easy to lose hair, as we all know, human hair and…”

Are you sure this isn't advertising? 】

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[So, Mr. Shen is now making things up and down in front of everyone? 】

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【How many secrets do you have that I don’t know, Mr. Shen? 】

Brows wrinkle more and more, easy to lose hair, irregular menstrual period, skin deterioration…

She finally couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted the other party with an ugly face: "Don't read it, I don't want to listen."

Shen Yunchu put down her mobile phone in a good manner, without any disturbance in her eyes, with a calm look: "Then let's go for a walk after you finish eating?"

"No, it's a big night, who's going for a walk." After the white cat refused, he turned his big eyes purring and had an idea.

The pineapple with fried rice was pushed to Shen Yunchu's side, she heard the other coquettish request: "The fried rice is cold, if you eat it, I will forgive you."

The white glutinous root is not obvious on the surface, but it is actually a little tricky in my heart.

In the original plot, the heroine was obsessed with cleanliness in terms of diet. Even if she fell in love with a scumbag later, she could not accept a drink with him.

I'm not forcing me to forgive you!

Now I'll give you this chance!

Then Mr. Shen seized the opportunity.

The woman took it without changing her face, and in front of her, generously scooped the rice into her mouth, chewed it slowly, and swallowed it like that.

"It's cold."

This is Shen Jiepi's only evaluation of this pineapple fried rice.

White Gorilla: ? ? ?

You play me?

What about cleanliness? !

Liars are friends."

The woman was not annoyed, but asked: "Your share is cold, how can you prove that mine is not cold?"

"We are all fried rice! Mine is not cold, how could yours be cold!"

"Then let Bai Qian judge by herself."

Shen Yunchu said, she naturally took a new bite and handed it to Baizhi's mouth: "Try it, or she won't believe what I said."

, tell me if it's cold, let me hit her face hard!"

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[I gave up, my cat and dog love, after all, lost to a puppy who did not understand love. Woohoo, I just entered the pit, and I bet so soon, or the master personally sent people to the opponent's hands to make this line become a bee, why am I so miserable? ! 】

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[I don't like cats and dogs CP, who is on variety shows for friendship but not love, I switched to the money saving group! 】

[Indirect kissing has come, will it really be far behind? 】

【If you come here, will the bathroom play be far away? 】

【Sisters upstairs? ? ? 】

Bai Qian ignored no one, threw her face, turned and left the restaurant and went upstairs.

"She told me just now that she would not be friends with people who waste food. I brought my mobile phone, so I can take a picture for you and send it to her."

The dog turned and glared at her: "Shen Yunchu! You are too despicable, don't think you and Baizhi can successfully bring her down in a dormitory, I tell you! With me, she will never will become just like you!"

Shen Yunchu didn't answer, facing her fiery gaze, she calmly continued to eat more than half of the white glutinous rice.

He Nianyou didn't want to be compared by her. Seeing that she only cared about eating, she didn't speak anymore, and hurriedly sat back to continue cooking.

The Baizhi on the other end, the first thing to go back to the house is to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

She was wearing very conservative clothes, including pajamas, not to mention her collarbone, even her neck was covered more than half.

The barrage is disappointed.

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【What is Q/QSY? I've tried several, and I've given everything I can, whispering, smoking, and whispering, which is obviously not right. 】

If it comes out, it is easy to be banned by the administrator when you type it out, so the sisters who didn't know it before, now they know it in their hearts. 】

[Thanks to the sisters upstairs, otherwise I really don't know what it means. 】

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[Huh? Am I the only one who can smell my wife's body on my cell phone? Then you are too miserable. I put my mobile phone in the bed and covered it, otherwise the fragrance will run away later. 】

You will hurt the developers like this! 】

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【Well, which brand of mobile phone invented this function? What conditions do they need to send mobile phones? Is it possible to send it in the future, I also want to squat one. 】

[Here captures an honest person, come and bully her! 】

【If someone can really develop this kind of mobile phone, I will go to buy it! Woohoo, my wife smells so good, and her body is soft. I'm starting to be jealous of Teacher Shen. Tonight, my soul wears Teacher Shen! It's me who sleeps with my wife! 】

Bai Chi is not like Shen Yunchu, who loves acting until she takes out the script to study for a while before going to bed every night.

After taking a shower, I lay on the bed with my phone.

He leaned forward and brushed X station for a while, and the door was opened.

Judging from the footsteps, it was Shen Yunchu who entered the room.

"Going to bed?"

Baizhi has been working for a long time today, thinking that I'm going to sleep now, and I should give myself a vacation, so I calmly replied: "Yeah."

"Ok, good night."

[? ? ? I've been waiting since the live broadcast, and I've been waiting until now. I just watched the white cat go to bed, and I was so excited that I took off my pants in advance, and now I'm going to show this to me? ? ? 】

【Who wants to hear good night from you? ! I disagree! ! 】

[Which serious person would sleep at night without doing anything? Teacher Shen, I advise you to correct your attitude quickly! Just shut her mouth hard for me! 】

【Have you thought of another possibility? Teacher Shen's "good night" is for us, meaning that they are going to turn off the lights, we people, don't disturb her and the white cat's night life again. 】

Baizhi replied that she wanted to sleep, but she slept so full in the afternoon that she couldn't sleep at all now.

Take the mobile phone from X station to Weibo, then from Weibo to Xiao X book, then from Xiao X book to X sound, and finally jumping back from X sound to X station, Shen Yunchu Finally took a shower.

The person who came out of the bathroom did not sit at the desk and read the script, but turned right to open the door and left the room.

Bai Qian didn't know what Shen Yun was doing, but the audience outside the live broadcast room saw her movements clearly.

—There is nothing more wonderful than watching variety shows from the perspective of God and fully understanding the development of the plot.

[Who lives in 201, I forgot. 】

[It's Yu Yinghou and Xia Hengtao, they both slept earlier than Teacher Shen and the others, the lights were turned off, although I couldn't see what was going on in the room, but if I heard the sound, it should be Xia Hengtao wanted to get out of bed and open the door, but was stopped by the actress. 】

[The sisters upstairs guessed right, I opened the door after seeing Yu Ying, what did Teacher Shen talk to her? The sound was so soft that I couldn't hear it at all. 】

[Me too, I can't hear it even when the volume is turned up to the max. Hey, why did the actress go to the bathroom? 】

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[Don't panic, we can see when Teacher Shen brings things to the corridor. 】

[I see, the XX brand body lotion, the actress and I are using the same type. 】

Online Registration. 】

[u1s1, this brand is expensive and expensive, it is indeed very useful. 】

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[There is something wrong with the sister upstairs. 】

Why did Teacher Shen go to the actress to borrow body lotion? Did she forget to bring it? 】

When sleeping, one has no smell on the body, and the other is a person with a fragrant body. Presumably everyone will choose the latter, right? 】

She frowned, not because the smell was bad, but because she remembered clearly, in the original plot, the heroine never used body lotion?

"You applied body lotion?"

Shen Yunchu's body stiffened imperceptibly, and in her cold and calm voice, there was a little imperceptible tension: "Well, don't you like it?"

"What brand, it smells good."

The woman secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and only after she lay down did she report her name.

After answering, she asked, "Then I turn off the lights?"

The woman's eyes flashed: "Why do you ask that?"

Bai Zhi: "I saw your interview before, and you said that you would read the script for a while before going to bed before going to bed."

Shen Yunchu didn't answer any more, she was silent for a while, and threw a question instead: "Why did you say you were staying with me in the restaurant just now?"

【Ah ah ah ah, do you want to confess! 】

【On the first day, is it going to be public! ! 】

【Sure enough, people who sleep late have candy! ! 】

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【Sisters upstairs don’t forget to send me a copy! 】

【I want me too! Who doesn't want to hear the cat confess to me! 】

【Mr. Shen, I apologize for saying you can't do it, there is nothing better than you! ! 】

Unfortunately, Bai Qian's answer is destined to break the hearts of CP fans.

"Isn't there going to be the first cooperative mission on Sunday, so I don't want to lose."

The gentle and well-behaved little girl, when she finished saying this, regained the attributes of being a little crafty.

She turned around suddenly, her beautiful eyes looking straight at the person who was close at hand.

—When you are a fairy/spirit/hook/human/soul, one look is enough.

Bai Qian called her name.

"Shen Yunchu."

A little light, a little soft.

—It's like the protagonist in the movie when the protagonists want to express themselves.