I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

Chapter 8

8 – mods b*tch(2)

“sleep. It’s the onion-potato-zucchini stew I cooked for you.”

For her so lovely and cute…

I cooked military jjamguk.

Terrifyingly careless liver control and the disgusting color of jjamguk reminiscent of feces.

On top of it, lumps of soft vegetables that I don’t know what they were thinking of combining are floating.

The onions are stuck together in clumps because they are not properly sliced, and the potatoes are huge and undercooked.

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My cooking talent was too demonic even in a place like this.

“Kyaaa… !!”

The saintess saw the visual of jjamguk and let out a terrible scream with an expression that she saw something she couldn’t see.

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But regardless of her screams, I put the pot full of jjamguk in front of her.

A little splash from time to time stained her shirt.

She frowned, but…

Because she was left starving all day without giving anything, she,

The terrible, terrible food that non-slaves could not even put into their mouths,

The blue handcuffs jiggled and he started scooping them up with a dirty spoon.

For reference, the spoon was not an ordinary spoon, but a pocarak (fork + spoon).

I didn’t miss even this detail.

Even the blacksmith I secretly commissioned the production of this Pocarak said, ‘I’m going to order something like this and use it myself…’ ?’ I was astonished at my devilish and ingenious torture tool design.

The structure was not complicated, so it was possible to make it on the spot.

Anyway, if you scoop soup with this, all the soup leaks out through the two holes at the tip of the spoon made like a fork.

It becomes impossible to eat the soup because only the ingredients remain.

While making soup with this pocarak, the hell of Tartalos comes to mind automatically, as if you are thirsty and you bend down to drink water and you cannot drink the water because the water goes down to the floor.

The fork-like tip is so blunt that it can’t be used for forking at all.

It’s like something made in hell.

Unless you’re a minion of the devil living at the bottom of hell, you won’t be able to make something like this.

If there is a person who has to eat with this kind of thing, that person must have committed hundreds of sins in a previous life and endured the punishment of hell with all their body.

“Huh, huh… .”

The saintess started to shed tears, as if she was so sad that she had to eat chamguk with pokarak.

Ego. The right time is this time. Now is the time to make the blackmail work.

“… then! Swear by the goddess.

There shouldn’t be such a terrible thing in this world as stealing someone else’s lover or man-to-man becoming lovers.

I will become a pure lover of the opposite s*x for the rest of my life!

This time, really, seriously, swear!”

I asked her once again for the oath I had demanded yesterday.

I was thinking of asking to get tired of it.

No matter how much she is a flying and crawling incarnation of NTR + hypnotic magician, it would not be easy to choose to endure the wrath of the main goddess.

So somehow I have to get her word out.

But as soon as she heard that, she started to stare at me with eyes that seemed to blaze with fire.

“… Not even this hideous pagan food and utensils can break my will!!

No matter who sees it, the porter is an outsider, and the hero is an illusionist!

Do you dare to suppress the truth of this lofty saint and the justice of the universe, Porter X Hero? !!

never, never, never! You can’t cover the sky with your palms… !”

This woman’s year is like a persimmon with a rotten bottom. what are you talking about now

Do you think I’m doing something like that with a dragon?

I swear to my heaven, if I ever commit such a thing, I will bang my head on the ground 120 times and bow to the god of NTR while crying in all directions.

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… Anyway, this saintess was a very formidable fellow.

While making an innocent, kind, and cute expression, I had such mean thoughts in my head.

I think it’s slightly better than something like NTR.

No, I don’t think there is much of a difference.

Anyway, so, you should be scolded a little more.

“Hmm, that’s right. I knew the saintess would say that.”

I also never thought that she would collapse easily with just this.

It’s been only a day at most since I started doing this yet.

With a smile, I snatched the soup from her and went to prepare tomorrow’s cooking.

“… What the hell are you going to do to me?”

As I walked away humming a song with my back turned, the saintess muttered in a hollow voice.

Try that one tomorrow.

Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the 3rd.

Jjamguk is always plentiful.

***

In front of her, the pot with the new soup boiling was put down with a thump.

Red soup splashed on her clothes.

The saintess’ expression turned to tears.

“sleep. Today, it’s onion-potato-zucchini stew (red).”

“Well, what’s different… ?”

She was looking at the contents of the soup with a bewildered expression.

For your reference, you would expect this stew to be spicy when you see the red color, but in reality, it attacks the person who eats it twice with a shocking visual that it is not matched to blandness.

In addition, only the color of the soup has changed, but the fact that nothing has changed in reality makes the eater even more frustrated.

Dealing with orcs (white) orcs (black) orcs (red) orcs (green) that only changed colors in a trash fantasy game would have been much more comfortable and enjoyable than facing this disgusting color game soup (no meat). .

“If you don’t swear, you will live your whole life eating only this delicious soup I make for you~”

The fact that the handcuffs are fixed-term is a fact that I have no choice but to know except for me who bought these handcuffs.

So, the most effective and simple blackmail.

The threat that you will never get out of this situation is bound to work very well.

The saintess trembled.

“… How did the porter… Can you do such a terrible thing?

The porter… He was someone who knew very well what it meant to make people happy with cooking.

I can’t believe it… ”

“… Think whatever you want. If you swear to me, I won’t play pranks like this anymore.

I think you only need to swear 100 times, no more and no less. isn’t it?

Can I repeat it in case you forgot?

There shouldn’t be such a terrible thing in this world as stealing someone else’s lover or man-to-man becoming lovers.

I will become a pure lover of the opposite s*x for the rest of my life! Now, swear to the goddess and follow it.”

“… I never give up. Even if you suffer a more terrible torture than this,

I will never bend my convictions or my resolve.”

The saintess was looking at me with emerald-colored eyes that were sparkling, immaculately clear, and deep as she said that.

… Why is the atmosphere going like I’m the villain?

The bad thing is you writing something like a BL novel based on your precious adventure companions!

So I have no choice but to eat my heart even more.

“… You still can’t come to your senses. saintess.

Tonight’s dinner… It’s cold and hard, and it’s going to be onion-potato-zucchini stew with double the water. whooping… ”

“Kyaaa… !!”

Hearing that sound, the saintess let out a shrill scream as if she had heard something she should never have heard.

***

I recycled about 5 times, so I got rid of the onion-potato-zucchini stew and took out a new card.

The destructive power of Jjamgukdo is enormous, but it is not a real decisive blow.

But even at this level, it is enough to see that she is getting more and more impoverished.

I can’t give up my beliefs with my mouth and everything, but it was clear to me that I would give in if I gave it a break for about three days.

Anyway, today I’m going to try to mess with this year in a different way. It will be even more shocking.

Because I intend to give you expectations and hopes and then take them away.

“Today is fried wild pigeon.”

The pigeons of this world don’t feel like modern pigeons that get sick from eating them.

If cooked well, it is sure to be a delicious enough new meat dish.

However, such fresh ingredients, fresh pigeon meat… For much longer than the proper time, fry until it turns a brown color close to black.

This makes fried pigeons harder than rocks.

By the way, if you try these tempura, you will have the urge to break the cooker’s earthen pot with this tempura.

“I-really… ?!”

After eating junk food for two days,

The saintess’ face turned bright as she watched the long-awaited meat, especially fried, appear on the menu.

Of course, frying requires a lot of oil, so it takes a lot of work.

Fortunately, there was a plant nearby that could easily extract oil, so he came up with this devil’s dish.

Catching wild pigeons would be difficult unless you were an S-class porter like me, but I did it anyway.

-Kidduk,

As soon as I tried to take a picture of fried pigeons, or, in fact, a stone block gangjeong, the saintess made a strange expression.

There is no sound that should come from frying.

“Huh, uh, uh, uh… ”

The saintess tried to munch the pigeon gangjeong somehow, but suddenly shed tears and started crying. In the end, it seems that she couldn’t pierce the batter thicker than the plate armor.

No matter how much it is, it’s okay to feed only garbage-like F-class time… The effect is great!

I always wanted to become a demon. If only I could take her oath.

“Now, swear quickly.”

I calmly asked her for an oath.

The saintess cried furiously, and then barely began to open her mouth.

“Huh, huh…

I swear to the goddess Arienne… ”

Good good!

very smooth This is how you win an oath!

If you do this a hundred times, there will be no more dangers in our party!!

The saintess continued to swear by opening her small, cherry-like lips while sniffing.

“Things like stealing other people’s lovers or men becoming lovers between men shouldn’t exist in this world… maybe not..