I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

5 – Porter, quit (2)

Perhaps these people have fallen in love with my cooking.

There is a setting in which people reincarnated in another world return to Earth to drink Coke.

Likewise, the people of the other world who tasted carbonic acid for the first time must have become severely addicted to the overly delicious carbonic acid.

so I…

– Fondant, fondant, fondant…

In my sane mind, I poured numerous ingredients into the pot all at once that would never have been used as food ingredients.

Stop cooking like a dog right away.

The idea was to use shock therapy to wake up the party members from their addiction.

At this level, roughly expected, the result will be slightly tasteless than the military supply jjajang.

In other words, it can be seen as radioactive waste that cannot be recycled.

On the outside, it’s a bizarre stew made of black mud-like material. I don’t know how to cook.

because i don’t know

“Keukkeukkeukkeukkeukkeukuk…”

It’s easy to ruin a dish. Just hit everything that doesn’t seem to fit.

Spider’s eyeballs, lizard’s tail chopped off, overripe tomatoes, apple mint, hobgoblin’s stomach and intestines.

A stinking old cheese.

Feeling like a witch, I stirred the cauldron in which something like tar was boiling with a ladle while laughing half madly.

***

“Keuk, keuheop…”

Indeed, the princess spewed out the jjajang very lightly, as if she couldn’t eat this type of jjajang sauce waste.

Even the slaves who were taken away for conscription would not be able to bear to eat this kind of food.

“…You’re so delicious, wait a minute… I couldn’t help but moan. sorry…”

I haven’t said anything yet, but he’s making excuses for me…

At the same time, she was the princess who ate black bean sauce while shedding tears and runny nose.

Are they eager to eat this jjajang in case I say I’m quitting the porter again?

I admire her thoughtfulness, but this is the dish I intended!

The other person had a very bad expression on his face, but he didn’t say a bad word to me, and he was chewing on the black bean paste little by little.

…This, but it’s a bit like I’m the only one who doesn’t eat it.

I put the jjajang in my mouth.

wow

This is just food waste. I don’t know why it became black.

If you mix all the colors, it becomes black, but it seems to have become black with a similar principle.

Even so, I can’t tolerate bad dishes at all. I am a foodie by nature.

I just need to stop doing this. instead…

***

Carefully with my gloves on, I picked up umbrella-like purple mushrooms from the stump of a rotten tree.

Now that this has happened, poisonous mushrooms, the answer is poisonous mushrooms.

No matter how much food poisoning happens, I can’t stand it!

No matter how much it is food, I served something slightly tasteless than the military supply jjajang, but if you eat this without saying anything, it is absolutely impossible to serve a dish that tastes less than this!

So this time, it’s a real solo dish.

If you use mushrooms roughly picked from the mountain, it will naturally become a poison dish.

Because there are not that many edible mushrooms.

(*Never copy)

Still, thanks to memorizing almost all of the mushroom guides in this world, I avoided poisonous mushrooms that would actually kill me.

If you serve food poisoning food that is so charming that you will have diarrhea for a few days…

It’s clear that my colleagues won’t even look at my cooking anymore.

Then, the porter who can’t cook and can’t carry luggage just bye-bye!

Then, from now on, the adventurer life of cooking rice in a different world begins!

“Keukkeukkeuk… Kuhhahahaha…!!!!”

It is truly a demonic idea.

After all the calculations were done by genius, I began to stir the mushroom stew while laughing like an evil demon lord.

***

“…I think Caiman has developed an experimental spirit these days.”

While Caiman was stirring the stew by himself with a grotesque grin,

The blue-haired hero, Lindsay, who was watching the scene, murmured.

Seeing an unknown light rising from the cauldron, it was hard to believe that he was doing alchemy, not cooking.

“Caiman is so passionate about cooking… I’m worried that he’s overworked.

After all, health comes first.”

It was the silver-haired princess Eleysia, looking at Caiman with a worried expression.

Her golden eyes were chasing Caiman.

The amazing dishes that caimans have recently started to serve include:

It was an immense joy to those who ate hard bread or dried jerky, thinking ‘because it’s an adventure…’.

In the life of an arduous adventurer who has no free time to fight monsters, the quality of food is no different from the quality of life.

The evaluation of him has risen so much that he has already created something cheesy like Caiman…

The party members believed that he was the first to fail because he made a mistake after putting too much effort into cooking.

“If you just cook as usual, everyone will be satisfied…

Umm, are you trying to give the dish an enchantment effect…?”

It was the saintess Seria, who made an expression that seemed completely incomprehensible.

“…”

Without expressing any opinion about the opinions of such others,

Alice, a black-haired wizard, was looking at the hero with an expressionless expression, completely unable to understand his intentions.

‘…The color of mana has completely changed.’

Having heard the voice of a genius wizard since she was a child, she was able to naturally observe the color of other people’s mana.

But, recently, since when?

She is the hometown friend of her and the hero,

Now it felt as if the reliable companion who had been the porter of the party had suddenly become a different person.

It might just be her misunderstanding.

‘Take care.’

People change for simple reasons.

There is no such thing as a person who does not change.

So, she wanted to believe that the change that had happened to him was also due to the simple passage of time.

‘No way, it’s not possessed by an evil spirit…’

It was Alice who was constantly immersed in trouble.

But I thought the odds of that happening were very low.

For him to be an evil spirit, the color of mana that Caiman shows now is too bright and clean.

Rather, it seemed much more murky and dark before that.

‘…But, the meaning of the color of mana, I still don’t know.’

The color of mana that only she could see was like an unsolved mystery.

In the past, it was simply thought that the evil were dark and the good were bright.

However, a benevolent and wonderful saint whose personality is believed by everyone in the world,

Seeing that the color of Seria’s mana is rather the same as pitch-black darkness…

She began to think that her perception might be wrong.

***

“Conversion stew! Try it!”

I handed the stew to the party members with a mean laugh inwardly.

“Hey, don’t you eat the porter?”

It’s a mean-spirited woman (= a saint) looking at me with a bewildered expression.

“Ah, I must have tasted too much when I was cooking. I’m full…”

I forced a smile and waved my hand to avoid the b*tch’s invitation.

Do you eat poisonous mushrooms like crazy?

“…It smells more delicious than I thought.”

The warrior smelled it and his expression brightened.

Judging from the look on the stew’s face at first, the power of the jjajang must have been great.

***

“It was so delicious. caiman…”

“..To be honest, I was a bit nervous, but it’s really worthless. Caiman’s cooking skills are…”

Except for the strange mushroom, the food was cooked so well that everyone praised it.

However, the true value of this poisonous dish will be displayed after 3 hours…!!

Warrior party, until the storm (diarrhea) rages, enjoy a brief rest and entertainment…!!!

And shudder in fear at the soon-to-be-stricken pain!!

Actually, I don’t know exactly what will happen, but I tried possessing the demon king for no reason.

Rather than possessing something like a porter, it would have been better if I had become a demon king.

Anyway, with this really! The porter’s work is over.

I want the porter, who can’t even carry a load due to the poisonous food attribute, to be released into the wild as soon as possible!

Bye bye, caiman!

congratulations! The NTR porter novel without NTR is complete!

Thank you for loving me all this time.

“…It tastes good when you shoot it? I think it would be nice to continue cooking with these mushrooms in the future.”

…and while smiling at me with a meaningful expression, she was a bad b*tch (= saint).

something feels weird

After some time, there were party members complaining of stomach upset,

He was healed by the power of the saintess, without any sense of worth in making a single dish.

…Aren’t you a fake saint?

While I was in a daze, a notification sound that I did not want to hear even in my dream suddenly rang in my head.

-Titling!

[I fed the mushrooms that made me feel weird to the party members!

NTR points have increased by 200 for your current NTR-like behavior.

Retained NTR Points: 800

There are only 200 points left until the NTR shop is unlocked!]

“I-I don’t know what it is… Ki, I feel strange… Caiman…”

And, the princess trembling with her face flushed red.

“…umm…”

The hero’s childhood friend, the ebony-haired wizard, also had a poker face, but his cheeks were slightly more saturated than usual…

He was twisting his body little by little.

Heehee….!!

What kind of mushroom is this?

Were there any mushrooms like that among the ones I put in?

These are mushrooms that are not even in the Great Encyclopedia of Mushrooms, so I don’t know what kind of mushrooms they are..!!

“I was wrong, I was wrong…”

I couldn’t stand this situation any longer and began to pray with tears in my eyes.

Now I realize that this is really a joke of fate.

All the plans I’ve made are nothing but rubbish at the level of kindling a fire.

If this continues, it will inevitably become a piece of meat where the biggest achievement in life is NTR…!!