I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

Chapter 29

29 – Hypnosis App(4)

“Whoa… ”

As soon as I entered the inn room, I started unpacking.

The first thing that catches your eye is the Snow Ball.

A toy that scatters sparkling powder resembling snowflakes when shaken.

I never said I wanted one, but the saintess bought it for herself because the piece of woman inside it looked similar to her.

I was even threatened to keep it precious.

In reality, there is not only a sculpture of a woman in it, but a groom in a tuxedo and a bride in a dress holding hands.

It is an ornament that a good newlywed couple who just got married would buy.

The quality of the pieces is very good, probably because it is a very expensive product.

I am concerned that the groom in a tuxedo has the same hair color as me.

… Surely you’re not planning on letting me go forever like this, are you?

I trembled.

In the future, let’s not even think about such terrible thoughts.

self self self self.

I shook it because there was nothing to do.

Glittering star-like powders scatter beautifully as if blessing the marriage of two people.

“… It is pretty.”

It’s a good-looking thing to bruise and look at.

“Pun?”

The snowball is a chicken pecked with a beak, no, Pelicana.

I want you to peck this instead of me in the future.

“I like being alone, but it’s kind of lonely.”

I said a little to myself while stroking Pelicana’s hair.

Everyone seemed to like this city, so they decided to stay a little longer and moved to a large inn.

I’m really grateful that they even paid for my room, but I wonder if it’s okay to play like this since it’s famous for a warrior’s party.

… On the other hand, since everyone is at a young age who wants to have fun, it is not understandable that they are crazy about this noisy commercial city.

It’s a world where there aren’t that many things to play with.

Well, there are saints whose money comes out suspiciously like water…

There is no such thing as spending money on one room per person.

right. Hypnosis app.

I have to punish the heinous villain who may be committing an evil NTR somewhere.

… Since I was so tired from being dragged around by the saintess all day, I should sleep for now and start thinking about tomorrow.

It’s not like it’s fun to play here.

In the first place, I am the carrier of the warrior party, and I have to defeat the demon king (not me, but the warrior)

NTR should also be blocked. Because there is a lot to do. There is no time to lose sight of it.

… But the honey pickled peaches I ate today were delicious…

***

-Kikkiik…

“… huh?”

It must have been hugging a large peach just before.

I woke up to the sound of the door opening.

The shadow of a suspicious person is moving over there.

Are you a thief? Is it a golden sun?

Just as I was about to scream urgently, the other side spoke first.

“Shh, Caiman.”

“… Alice?”

When the shadow of the suspicious person took off the black robe hood, a familiar dark-haired, expressionless beauty appeared under the full moonlight.

The true identity of the shadow, as suspicious as a thief, was Alice, the hero’s childhood friend.

“… What the hell is going on? At a time like this… ”

I said that while rubbing my eyes. I still don’t understand the situation well.

It looks like it’s early in the morning when you wake up after a very good night’s sleep.

“Be quiet for a moment. I have something to do.”

Saying that, Alice carefully pasted the parchment-like pieces with many magical patterns on the wall.

East, West, South, North, Up, Down, Left, Right It seems that there is no place to stick.

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Maybe it’s a magic scroll, but what kind of scroll?

After attaching roughly ten sheets, she lightly wiped off the sweat.

“… We can talk now.”

“What the hell is that?”

I can’t help but wonder

What kind of amulet is that?

“Scroll of cognitive impairment.

Probably, at this amount, no matter what happens inside, it will never leak out.”

“Well, there was something like that… ?”

It’s something I’ve never heard of in my life.

“I made it myself. It is not something sold at a magic tool store.”

“Right… ”

Still a genius wizard.

But why did I suddenly put these scrolls in my room instead of wallpaper?

So, you can’t possibly try to deal with me without anyone knowing… ?

Alice casually sat down on the chair next to the bed and made eye contact with me.

Jet-black eyes that seem like they’re about to be sucked in if you keep looking at them.

It’s an expression like a cold piece of ice, still not sure what to think.

It’s so beautiful that it doesn’t seem out of this world.

“… Is there something you want to tell only me? caiman.

You can do it now.”

“That, you remembered that… ”

I let out a sigh of relief inside.

Come to think of it, even when I was watching Lindsay’s practice, she came up to me and tried to say something.

In the meantime, I tried to send her a signal with my eyes, but she recognized it.

Even then, she seemed to have noticed something, but I didn’t expect her to approach it this carefully.

Is Alice’s [Great Sage’s Eye] not a form?

It seems that he has a different level of brain rotation than a guy like me.

“… And I also have a lot of things to worry about.”

Alice added so.

“… I see. hmm… ”

I suddenly remembered and looked towards Pelicana, and she was sitting on the window sill, dozing off.

Sleep peacefully in this situation. I don’t know if someone catches it and turns it into chicken.

… But, what are you talking about?

Actually, I’m not your friend Kaiman from your hometown, I’m Yujin Kim, the author of a web novel!

But you were actually destined to be XX after XX by the original owner of this body in the future,

I tried to block it, but it failed, and now it has become a plaything in the palm of the saint’s hand.

The saintess is actually a vicious and mean woman with hypnotic brainwashing powers! f*ck that b*tch!

Besides, I like NTR, I like BL, and I like Sherlock Holmes.

… It seems to be something I only heard about.

You just look like a crazy person.

How do I properly explain this?

Anyway, there are strangely few constellations that are crazy about NTR these days.

Could it be that the genius mage’s cognitive suppression scroll can block even a voyeuristic god?

For the first time in a long time, I feel the deepest peace and rest.

“… caiman?”

“Oh, that, sorry. for a moment… It’s not organized.”

“are you okay. speak slowly or not… Can I talk to you first?”

“Uh, yes. are you okay.”

I think it’s the first time I’ve talked to him for such a long time.

“… Caiman, was it true that you and the saintess ran away from love?”

gulp,

I swallowed.

I didn’t expect this part to be pointed out.

So, how do you make excuses?

“Well, at that time… First of all, while thinking about how to kidnap the saintess… ”

“kidnap?”

“… ”

I guess this dug my own grave.

After being speechless for a long time, I finally lowered my head…

“… It may sound really strange to say this, but it was for all of you.”

Even after I say it, it sounds like a petty excuse for a domestic abuser, but I can’t help it!

But it’s so true!

“… okay?”

She doesn’t understand at all (although it could just be expressionless)

I didn’t give up and continued talking.

“Yeah right. I am… I looked at the future and came back to the past.

By an ancient power that I can’t understand.

Because of the saintess in our party…

I’ve seen a future where all of you are going through horrible things.

In order to prevent a miserable future that is unmatched by that cruelty…

I am… I have no choice… I had no choice but to kidnap the saintess!

In order to somehow change her, to rehabilitate her, to change the future of destruction… !

In the end, though it failed… ”

I thought it would be easier to explain with [Regression] rather than [Possession], so I made up a story on the spot!

A rotten web novel writer… can you say

no. I guess I’m just an idiot.

Do I have the right to call Pelicana chicken?

feel weird

“Pun?”

Pelicana, who had finally felt the presence, got up and started to run around.

You are always carefree

Even so, I don’t think it’s as good as this guy.

“… I see hmm… ”

Even with this explanation, Alice nodded and seemed to agree.

You’re probably not contemplating whether to send me to prison right now, are you?

“… I believe you. caiman.

It’s hard to say exactly when, but

From the moment you… It seemed to have suddenly changed.

By some unknown force of fate.”

“That, is it?”

I didn’t know if you would believe me.

“huh. Before you changed, you were dark.

It didn’t show on the outside, but… He didn’t seem to like Lindsay very much.

But now is different from then.

I don’t know what happened in the future you saw…

I feel fortunate that the energy of your magical energy has become much brighter.”

“That, yes… ?”

Was it possible to see even such a thing with her magical poetry?

I haven’t said much in the meantime, but I think I’ve been reading more than anyone else.

Come to think of it, even in the novel I read, it seems that the original Caiman did not like Lindsay.

Of course, that’s why I put something like the Hero NTR into practice.

Something like [I don’t like pretending to be nice] or [I don’t like being good at using holy swords or blessings].

For me, who saw Lindsay’s hard work and warm heart from the side, it was nothing more than a ridiculous accusation.

Well, it seems that the original porter also liked Alice.

So maybe I’ve gone mad with jealousy of Lindsay.

“And then, what I’ve been paying attention to from the beginning…

It was about the saintess.

… She radiated a black aura that no one had ever seen before, not befitting her name as a saint.

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Maybe only I could see it.”

I took Warak Alice’s hand.

“huh… ?”

“Finally, finally, you figured out who the damn b*tch was… !!”

Now you have a comrade who finds out the identity of that vicious b*tch!

I felt like I was about to shed tears any second.

As if the dam that had been blocking the waterway had burst, I hesitantly explained the threats the saintess had committed against me and the horrific hypnotic brainwashing ability.

I couldn’t bear to explain it completely, but even roughly what she did in the novel.

Alice seemed surprised by my rapid-fire random explanation, but

He nodded from time to time to pay attention to my story.

“… I see Then, as soon as possible… saint,

no. It means we have to defeat the fake saintess.

By all means.”

Alice, who had listened to my story and heard it all, came to that conclusion.

okay. This is the reaction I was looking for. He is the colleague I really wanted.

How painful it was for me not to share this very important secret until now!

… But, why… Now that everything has been said… Don’t you feel cool inside?

“Yeah, that’s right, but… ”

“huh?”

All of a sudden, the things that were reflected in my eyes at that time were the junk that the saintess (forcibly) bought and handed over to me today.

Inside the snow ball placed on the desk, the bride and groom were smiling and looking at me.

At the same time, the saintess’ bright smile passed through my mind.

… Nonsense. I can’t do this.

“… ”

“caiman… ?”

“… Well, I think it’s still too early.

As of right now, there is no proper proof that the saintess is a fake.

And if at all possible, if she succeeds in rehabilitating her…

It could be a pretty dependable colleague… ?”

… Damn, I don’t even know what I’m talking about!

Alice stopped for a moment at my absurd words,

Soon he opened his mouth again.