I Don’t Want To Be a Porter in the NTR Novel

24 – Goodbye everyone

The morning training was successfully completed.

Waking up early and moving your body is really refreshing.

And I don’t know if this world is rich in mana, but

I feel like I can see the results of my training pretty quickly.

I don’t know how hard I must work to become a master like the princess, but

I began to have a feeling that the limits of my abilities would soon be higher than those of ordinary people.

“You did a great job today, warrior. It’s a holy water I made.

It will help you recover your stamina.”

A saintess who gives holy water to a hero with a single smile.

… wait, that… It looks oddly pink!

Are you going to give Lindsay the love potion you gave me once?

Absolutely not.

“Thank you so much, saintess!”

I hurriedly rushed in, snatched the saintess’ holy water (probably containing the love potion), and drank it in one gulp at high speed.

Before she is manipulated in an instant and her freedom is taken away, she must get rid of this evil content.

Drinking too fast can make your eyes go round

A strange sensation came from the stomach, as if the area in front of the eyes had turned pink.

So that’s for sure.

It was also a love potion.

“Ka, caiman… ?”

After drinking the potion, what I saw was Lindsay, who suddenly jumped at me and widened her eyes.

… uh? however,

The love potion is definitely drinkable and activates on [the first opponent you saw]…

That moment,

Lindsay’s sweat-soaked blue hair, blue eyes as deep as seawater,

A beautiful doll-like appearance that seems to be loved by a goddess…

Things start to look different.

“… porter… Do you dare to take my holy water… ?

… But it’s good as it is, so I’ll take a look.”

While talking like that, what the saintess took out of her bosom was a diary… ?

Don’t use something like porter X hero while bleeding from your nose.

Anyway, I have to run away before these pink feelings overflow.

I can’t stand this terrible development.

“Lee, Lindsay, I’ll do some more running. Only six hours.”

“huh?”

This love potion is for a 6 hour period.

It should be.

I desperately avoided the face of Lindsay, who was staring at me in a puzzled way, and looked at the distant mountains.

You’re going crazy wanting to see Lindsay’s face, but you can’t follow this feeling.

“uh… suddenly? Caiman, aren’t you overdoing it?”

“no. I decided to kill myself if I can’t run for 6 hours today. So goodbye.”

“Ka, caiman!”

tat tat.

With the footwork tips I learned from the princess, I started running at breakneck speed.

“Ka, Caiman? Enthusiasm is good, but… . Getting enough rest is also part of training… ”

The face of the princess I saw as she passed by was also a dumbfounded expression.

Goodbye everyone!

I throw off all the shackles and shackles of this world and go in search of my own happiness!

Be happy too!

“Caiman, when you come back, I’ll massage your leg! cheer up!”

As I ran away, I heard Lindsay’s kind cheering voice behind me.

You believe that I am working hard to become stronger now.

big. why are you such an angel

I ran to forget everything.

But I don’t know if it’s because of the damn love potion or what,

The way Lindsay kept smiling, the way Lindsay gave me kind words,

The first thing I did, rolling up my sleeves and helping out, kept occupying my mind…

It was impossible to completely clear the head.

-Titling!

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Another obstacle appeared in front of my eyes.

What if you don’t know that

This is a novel that struggles to avoid the disgusting NTR ending you created.

Obviously, a novel like this is a strange novel that can’t be found anywhere in the world.

But that’s not my business, is it?

I’m never going to do what you want.

I will somehow see the ending of pure love between the hero and his childhood friend.

And in the meantime, I’ll survive as a porter of the warrior’s party, earn appropriate honors and rewards, and live happily or return to Earth!

It’s a little sad to part with the people I’m close to here.

If I go back to where I lived, there is only a small studio with only me and an old computer loaded with manuscripts.

yeah what… Come to think of it, life here wasn’t all that bad.

When I suddenly look up while running,

A strangely appetizing looking pink bird chirping happily right in front of your eyes, the mountains and the roads are green, and flowers are blooming everywhere.

At night, the constellations that embroidered the night sky like a carpet made my camping happy.

“Huh, heh… ”

I came into the forest where there was no one and caught my breath for a while.

ㅡChoosing your breath for a while,

The desire to turn around at any moment, run again, and return to Lindsay begins to spring up.

I want to see Lindsay.

… Even if I didn’t take the love potion, it wouldn’t be a lie to say that Lindsay has been the energizer in my life these days.

However, it is the realm of deep friendship.

As a vagabond wandering around with parents in debt throughout his life,

It was a friendship like sweet rain to me who had never lived a proper life.

No matter how much it is, I swear to heaven that I have never imagined anything like that that the BL constellation would like.

So I’ll have to stay here until this pesky drug wears off.

Although my choice is for everyone except the saintess…

It’s lonely to have to stay like this for 6 hours.

It looks like there’s still a little bit left before the sun goes down.

“Pun?”

What is this?

It’s a bird I’ve seen before.

In front of my eyes, a small, shiny pink bird that looked strangely appetizing,

As if they weren’t afraid of people, they fluttered and came closer to me.

Besides, he cries really strangely. It’s a cry I’ve never heard before.

Hey, the person in front of you is an SSS-class porter who can make traps for wild pigeons?

I am the slayer of THE two that has cooked your friends who are bigger than you countless times.

It disappears before my eyes before it turns into golden brown fried chicken.

“Whoa!”

“Palmin, pip!”

As I stomp and threaten, the delicious-looking bird with its distinctive pink plumage flutters back and flies back.

It flew near me again and came closer.

“Whoa, whoa!”

“Plump!”

No matter how many times you threaten.

The pink bird pretends to fly far away, then takes a circular flight again, flutters near me and next to me and repeats its loud chirping.

Are you being teabagged by birds now?

I ignored the bird and walked the other way, but the bird followed me this way while purring.

“Do you want to follow me?”

“Punch!”

Hmmm, I’m not sure, but I think it would be nice to make it with fried chicken when it gets bigger.

I said ‘You mustn’t roast the bird! Chicken protection!’ I am not the same person as some environmentalist somewhere (pork is delicious) talking about the same thing.

Well, it’s not that I don’t understand how people feel.

Anyway, if you follow me, you’ll turn into a chicken?

“Did you get it?”

Looking at it up close, I think it looks cute.

I thought it was just a step that every bird must go through before becoming a chicken.

***

“Hey, this is called footwork.”

-Tattat,

I took the same steps as Michael Jackson, feeling great on my part.

I applied the footwork that the princess taught me.

“Palmin, minus!”

Seeing even the birds fluttering in love, Michael Jackson is great as expected.

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Meanwhile, the alarm sounded again.

-Titling!

[SSS-class constellation Namgoong Jackson is interested in your dance staff!]

Namgung Jackson?

[block]

– That’s that, that’s that, that’s that.

“Palmin, minus, minus ♪”

-Titling!

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If I block you, true peace and happiness in my life will come.

What do you know?

I just show off my wonderful (subjective) footwork to the fluttering birds.

This guy has good qualities as a dance partner.

– That’s that, that’s that, that’s that.

“Palmin, minus, minus ♪”

– That’s right.

“Whoa… ”

Strangely, no matter how much you dance, you don’t seem to get tired,

I stopped, wiping the sweat from my eyes.

I guess it’s time to go back

“Did you get it?”

A pink bird tilting its head.

As I was playing with a bird that was teabagging me for no reason, the sun went down before I knew it.

It seems that my restless mind has calmed down a lot.

***

“Caiman, welcome back!”

“Caiman, what is that bird on your shoulder?”

When I went back to the inn, everyone was gathered at a table on the first floor, probably because it was evening time.

The pink bird that has been in harmony with me has now reached the level where it can sit on my shoulder.

“I don’t know either. When I run, he keeps following me.”

“Huh, that… It’s hopeful. Shiny pink Eladrium feathers, very rare… ”

The saintess said that while looking at the bird I brought.

Isn’t that a lie?

“A bird of hope?”

“I’ve only seen it through church materials.

They say they fly around people who have hope deep in their hearts.

Other than that, nothing is known about his abilities. Also called incompetent.”

A bird with no ability other than teabagging?

I’ll have to fry it.

“Kat?”

“ouch!”

A chicken with no quirks pecked me on the scruff of the neck once.

Could it be that you didn’t read my thoughts?

Anyway, it seems that a strange pink bird has been added to the hero’s party.